UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN official student paper of the University of Kannan EDITORIAL STAFF Editor-in-Chief ... Ray Runnion Associate Editor ... James Austin Campus Editor ... Conwell Carlson Sport Editor ... Paul White Editor Editorial ... Joseph Copley Film Tales Editor ... Camille Nose Exchange Editor ... Paulline Newman Director ... Mark DeWitt BUSINESS STAFF BOARD MEMBERS Henry B. McCurdy___Business Mgr Lloyd Ruppenthal___Ass't. Business Mgr LeRoy Hughes___Ass't. Business Mgr *Bulalia Dougherty* George Garge *Ethel Minger* James Austin *Joe Boyle* Addison R. Massey Substitution price $3.50 in advance for the first nine months of the academic year; $2.00 for one semester; 56 cents a month; 15 cents a week. THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Entered as second-class mail matter september 17, 1918, at the post office at Lawrence, Kansas, under the act of March 5, 1879 Published in the afternoon five times a week by students in the Department of Journalism from the press of Kanada from the press of the Department of Journalism Address all communication to THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Lawrence, Kansas Phones, K. U. 25 and 66 The Daily Kannan assures, to picnic groups of the University of Kansas; to go forur- standing for the ideals the orks; to be clean; to be cheerful; to be clean; to be cheerful; to leave more serious problems; to serve to the best of ability the university. K. C. AND K. U. MONDAY, APRIL 18, 1921. The Kansas City alumni phase of the Stadium-Union Drive had beer running along smoothly and quietly until the other day. Nobody had said much about it, and nobody had heard much about it. But something has been going on over there for the past several weeks, and that something developed into the biggest alumni meeting in the history of Kansas City at the Muehlenbach Saturday night. The Kansas City Jayhawkers certainly have not lost the Kansas spirit. There were nearly 900 former students and graduates at the banquet Saturday night—400 men and women who are capable of putting the drive across in Kansas City if anybody is. They have gone about the quitter query, without saying much. But it is apparent that they have accomplished wonders. The big explosion of K. U. pop Saturday night was not spontaneous. It was the result of weeks of preparation that have gone on quietly and without ostentation. But how effective that preparation was! Kansas City may be expected to fill her part of the new K. U. program admirably. With such zeal as was manifest at the meeting Saturday night, the Stadium-Union drive will assuredly be carried to a triumphant end. THE FUTURE PROM The Junior Prom this year was all that a party of its character should be without any regrettable complications. The participants were well entertained and every one was evidently satisfied with the party. The almost flawless management calls to mind, however, by way of contrast, the actions and sentiments of a certain percentage of students always found in such a large student body. They are the ones who believe in no rules, no restrictions, and no standards of conduct. They have been in the minority here this year with one or two exceptions; but as a warning against their possible influence it is well to review the action of the Committee of Student Affairs at the University of Michigan in discontinuing the Junior Hop there. The Committee found it necessary to abolish the Hop there because a number of those present persisted in bringing liquor an in smoking promiscuously and indiscriminately at the party. The vital reason for this discontinuance, however, was the action of individuals and fraternities in flagrantly violating the rules governing house-parties and dances in connection with the Hop. These rules were made by the students and fraternities themselves, and as a consequence, their violation was an open breach of student opinion, as there had been no agitation or action to rename the rules in force. Those students who did not countenance the vulgarities of the past Hops are the ones who are paying for the actions of others by being denied the time honored party this year. The management has proved itself to be umable to cope with "individual caddisness and the selfish recklessness of groups of men from whom better things might be expected." The stand that the fraternities and men of the University of Kansas have taken this year in co-operating with taken this year in co-operating with the administration practically eliminates the possibility of such an occurrence here; but the necessity of constant guard against the insidious influences that emanate from unethical organizations and individuals in the school cannot be over-estimated or disregarded. The last Prom was a success from the view point of student conduct and should continue to be the biggest, best party in the University as long as the students show themselves worthy of participation in it. SLAVERY TODAY Regardless of any ulterior motives that may have influenced the Civil War, its purpose ostensibly was to free the negroes of the South from their hopeless slavery. Little did the Great Emancipation think that his Proclamation of Freedom would be公开 violated as it is today in the cotton-growing sections of the South, according to a native of Louisiana writing for the New York Evening Post. This system of peonage originated among the landlords who, supplying negroes with tools, funds, and equipment, kept them in real or assumed debt for life. In this condition they sold them and bartered them as land and personal property, because of their indebted hold on them. The writer claims that these watered accounts hold the negroes today in practical bondage as they possess too scanty an education to fight their way out of it. The negro has no voice in the settlements of his accounts, even though he knows they are dishonest. He is a slave, a peon, a "debor" for life. The writer further claims that this condition exists throughout the entire cotton-growing district of the South, and that those honest landlords who dare to protest against the situation are threatened with death and often dealt with summarily. This is an outrage and a diagrace to an enlightened country which was ultratic enough to enter the Great War to guarantee the rights of citizenship and liberty. This practice is an ingrowing cancer which, if allowed to continue indefinitely, will eat out the heart of the democracy. Plain Tales From the Hilj On the River Maude C.—"Yes, the fish are probably running their scales." Ewald—"What sweet sounds come from the water tonight." If these conditions are as wide-spread as they are said to be, steps to eradicate them cannot be taken too quickly. No expense should be spared in tracing out these offenders and in meeting out to them the punishment they merit for their crime against humanity. If two perpendicular propositions are respectfully parallel, their humorous angles are ridiculously familiar. Geometry According to the Coquette Ask and it shall be refused; take and it shall be granted. long and wide, Tell me of her who soon may be my Tell me of her who soon may be my babe On Picking Up Her Shoe (Dedicated to Him who is thinking of giving Heg his fraternity印) Oh she! then hast a tongue, both When she takes thee off at night, Does she hurt! thee out of sight, Or does she place thee with thy mate close side by side? If she doesn't, then ah me. I am sure we'll ne'er agree. Also, thou hast some eye-lets, thou cant see. - I want a good housekeeper, one with pride. I trust in question with propriety) Is that lovely form her own, Or is it camouflaged on bone Is she really, truly, shapey, or is she I see really, truly shapely, or is she not? not? If she isn't, then me oh my, I'm afraid I'll pass her by. For if I haven't what I think I have or if I haven't what I think I have, pray tell what have I got? And too, thou hast a sole, thou canst divine. Tell me more about the girl who may be mine. Letting Out The Headache Is her temper hot or cold, Will she get mad and scold. Will she spit if I stay Will she get mad and scold, Will she spat if I stay out till after nine? Headaches are bothersome things. People have been annoyed by them for a long time, seven thousand years. We all quite willing, when afflicted with a headache, to agree with the people of the old stone age that a headache is a demon and we would be willing to do almost anything to get rid of it. The pain, whether due to the demon or nervousness, or other cause, certainly reminds one of a demon, and it is readily understood how ancient man should have conceived of releasing this demon which was bothering him. He devised an effective cure for headache, whether the pain was due to eye-strain, brain, skull fracture, or nervousness, although it must be admitted that his cure was worse than the pain. Primative man devised his curative meanest liefs, hence the cure adopted for headaches was a religiosa rite. The operation was performed by a shaman or medicine-man in some remote fastness of his region, and the patient was treated with the same treatment consisted in opening the snail in a variety of ways to relieve the pain, or, as the stone-age man thought, to let out the demon. Men in the stone-age phase of their culture whether in Peru, Mexico, France, Kazakhstan, Russia, and so on, practiced this method of relief, and nine? If she will, then not for me, and my reason's good, by gee, I'm like the moon, at night is who In modern times a person afflicted with a headache goes to the drug store where he purchases several five-grain tablets and swallows them with a drink of water. The remedy is not simple, because "chemistry was not so simple. In the halcyon days, when our forefathers waged big battles by throwing stones at each other, they used to cure headaches by boring holes in the skull. Anyway, that's how we are supposed to be University of Illinois, says in a recent number of the Scientific Monthly. like the moon, at night is when shine. The official garb for Cornell's most dignified class has finally been decided upon by the committee appointed to purpose. Seniors will wear midsleeves. During the Easter vacation the Women's Glee Club of Oberlin College made a tour of Ohio, Indiana, and Illinois making nine stops on the trip. "No special class of individuals seems to have been favored since the operation was performed on man, woman, and child, apparently without respect to either age or sex. Its frequency is attested by the great number of skills exhibited by patients in the bone mound in France yielding the bones of 120 individuals more than 40 showed the effects of traumatism." it is said to be still employed in the highlands of Peru and Bolivia and in northern Africa. This ancient surgical art, which forms the very beginning of prehistoric surgery, sems to surgery, seems to have been dever oped first in the region just north of Paris near the Seine and Oi rivers some seven or eight thousand years ago. In the domes, or burial mounds, headache and scull are the result of skull in a variety of ways to relieve headache and who had their skull trepanned or opened to release the 'headache demon. "It isn't very pleasant to picture the torture undergone by the ancient sufferer at the honds of the preis, who cut, scraped, or bored the bone of his head and thief with a stick of stone. Some relief from pain may have been had by the application of a quid of coca, a plant yielding anesthetic substances which grows in Peru. But the worst thing about this is that with it an ancient people, not deterred by one failure, submitted themselves to the operation again and again. A few ancient skulls erval five cruel injuries, which had all healed. The patient was unconscious, and the equipment of the primitive surgeon was meager. His knowledge of cleanliness was not keen. If he possessed a rough flint knife, a scraper, a few leaves of the coa plant, and a piece of coarse cloth to bind the wound he would find himself on the woods served him for an operating-table." Spring Poetry Drive back cold winter's forces. Bid tender blades of grasa to grow Hurry the brooks on their courses. SPRINGWINDS Blow springwinds, more softly and bear Blow springwinds from the southland blow The ultimate video perfume Waft from the southland a fragrance as rare Blow spring winds from the south breathe and blow As the breath of a wild rose in June The delicate violet's perfume, breathe and blow Already the robin and swallow, -"Rusty" Nevitt. Are nesting again as they did long ago And shall do each springtime to follow. WANT ADS 1.0ST—Diamond stone Saturday Saturday night, probably at F. A. U. Reward, offered, Call 261. 131-54-48 Altic Boarding Club, 1037 Kentucky can accommodate about three new members, either men or women. LOST—Cameo ring between Brick's and West Ad. Call Helen Sorter 2577. 133-24-8 LOST—Black onyx ring Saturday morning. Reward, all Gladys-Long 1661. 103-459 LOST--Phi Delt high school fraternity ring in Robinson Gymnastics the night of the Junior Prom Call 961. 133-2-447 WANTED—Roommate for man. Garage to rent for small car. 1321 Teen. 133.5.446 THE COLLEGE OF LUMBERAL ANTS-Common reasons to B.S. and A.D., degree Programs in Chemistry, Biochemistry and Physiology for pre-medical students, recognized as college credit abbreviations. THE SCHOOL OF COMMERCE—Counselor, President, Vice President of Business Administration and Director of Finance Organization. Organized the company; also the Director of Foster Care Organization; also the President of Foster Care Organization; also the Honorary Board of credit obtaining. Eighty-seven percent of students receive a degree in finance. THE SCHOOL OF EDUCATION - Commerce The School offers a variety of with special emphasis in Education. Programs for pre-schoolers, elementary, middle schoolers, and super-pre-schoolers. Bachelor's degree required. Attend a fellowship summer school on credit. Finance minor with credit or graduate study. The University Campus (a half-hour's drive) offers a variety of activities and is nearly a mile along the shore of Lake Michigan. Booting gawahai, bather beachers, grazing cattle, animal husbandry, grummanization, farmed animals for non-agricultural purposes, and other activities on campus, and also on other cities in California, and other locations, concerts, recitals and dramatic performances. THE LAW SCHOOL - John A. W. Hymeyer, Attorney, Inc. Course leading to the degree of Juris Doctor from Indiana University Law School. Dear John, My name is Mary McGrath, my address is Dallas, Texas 75214, my phone number is (807) 346-2922, fourteen hours of credit available. Ten THE SCHOOL OF MUSIC - Peter C. Lahsler **School of Music** Peter C. Lahsler, 600 West 13th Street, New York, NY 10022 Phone No. 718-694-1100 with demonstration classes; interpretation in Vienna, Venice, Rome, Florence, and Amsterdam; Kee-Training, Bolingolin- sk, Kirkwood, and Kirkwood wood schools. PROFESSIONAL CARDS THE SCHOOL OF ORATONY - R.J. Palacio *The School of Oratony is a private school in Kearny, NJ that offers a rigorous curriculum to prepare students for professional and academic success.* PROFESSIONAL CARD LAWRENCE OPTICAL COMPANY (Exclusive Optomartist). Eyes. examnglades; glasses made. Office 1025 Mass. THE GRADUATE SCHOOL - Course leading to M.A. and P.D. degree, Unlimited university facilities to Evanson and Chicago. Nine hours of credit obtainable. Courses open Monday, June 27, 1921. CHARACTERISTICS DRS. WILSON - FALMER GRADUATES. Office 272 Mass. St. Phones, Office 118, Residence 115K. DALE PRINT SHORE, 1977, Mass. For book of Campus views and detailed description of course address WALTER D. SCOUT President CHRIOPRACTORS ALTER DILL SCOTT, Presentation One Infinity Hall, Excursion, Illinois ALE PRINT SHOP, 1027 Mass. St. Phone 228. DR. H. L. CHAMBERS. Suite 2 Jackson Building, general practice. Special attention to nose, throat and ear. Phone 127 G. T. ORLEUP, H. D. Specialist. Eye, nose, and throat. Glass work guaranteed—Dick Bros. Bldg. G. W. J OWENS, A. M. N. P. Dis. The Smart Looking. Popular Shoe for CAMPUS DR. G. W. JONES, A. M., M. D. Dis- and CLASS ROOM Ideal, All Round College Shoe Same High Quality as the TOM LOGAN GOLF SHOE If you dear cannot supply you THOMAS HLOGAN COMPANY cases of stomach, surgery and gynaecology VANITY SHOP - Marcellino, manicurist John Offen 35, Residence 35, Hospital phone 1378, Stubbs Bldg DR. J. H. BRCHTTE, Income and 4 and 2 DR. H. RBDING - F. A. U. Building, Dr. M. McCULLEN, Office. Store. Office for fixing glues and tonal nail cases of stomach, surgery and gynaecology VANITY SHOP - Marcellino, manicurist John Offen 35, Residence 35, Hospital phone 1378, Stubbs Bldg Varsity—Tonight Hope Gordon Maurice Tourneur's Production The Texas Beauty in "THE BAIT" Burton Holmes Travels Mutt and Jeff Comedy Regular Admission Prices WATKINS NATIONAL BANK CAPITAL $100,000.00 SURPLUS $100,000.00 C. H. Tucker, President C. A. Hill, Vice-President and Chairman of the Board. DIRECTORS D. C. Asher, Cashier. Dick Williams, Assistant Cashier W. E. Hazen, Assistant Cashier C. H, Tucker, C. A, Hill, D. C, Ashar, L. V, Miller, T. C, Green, J. C. Moore, S. O, Bishop Hill activities are getting more numerous as spring approaches Let the Daily Kansan be your daily reminder for the rest of the year $1.00