THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
KANSAS CITY BEATS BERLIN, SAY COWBOYS
Texas and Kansas Cowboys Glad to Return to Old U. S.
GERMAN CITY DULL PLACE
Hard-Boiled Adventurers Wan Freedom and Plenty of Life
Berlin (By Mail). "The Texas and Kansas cowboys who brought the American farmers" gift cows to Germany are glad to go back to the silent places where they breed strong, silent men.
Not that they've got a grudge or Germany, nor not that everybody joins, but they rangy chap a good time, not yet again that they're anti-German. No, none of these things, but they weared of being "hobbled," so they would be.
"We could certainly had a helluva time if left to ourselves. We did break out of corral a couple of times and range about," said one, while a sixth man sat on the opposite side quite a city, but I can't see as it got much on Kansas City at that."
Whereupon another buddy chirped up and allowed as how the Lone Star State was good enough for him.
This being hobbled was a case of being dragged about to see a lot of things they didn't want to see, and more particularly being forced to see. They might have been the other and the other. It may be remarried in passing that when a German gets a chance to talk he hasn't any idea of when his license expires. It might never expire were it not for the fact that usually else also had a hankering to talk.
The cowboys had had a whole lot of being entertained (including being talked to death) and had just arrived at the station here, when the German told them, it bit greatly. "Ah, you are now in the capital of Germany."
A long lean cowboy from Kansas took one quick survey of some coal yards and industrial places at hand, and the answer was Berlin is certainly a bit of a dump.
Then again, they were entertained by the American Chamber of Commerce with an afternoon dance and luncheon. A motherly American woman inquired of them whether they would care to dine first or dance a bit.
"Aw, let's eat," was the response Only two of the chaps could dance anyway, but everybody certainly could eat.
'They haven't anything against Germany in particular, but they are firm believers in limitation of debate.'
So it is that these cowboys—themselves of German extraction—are going back home with the firm impression that whatever Germany's other faults or virtues are, she certainly acts as a hobble when it comes to some live ones from the "wild and woolly west."
But when you try to hobble a cowboy with an afternoon dance, a lot of movies and of interminable lectures, he may perhaps have different notions about a country than if- well, let's say if he had a chance to dance in a country that the same", or if he could peek into a wicked "Bewitched Dance."
Is Product of Extinct Passenger Pigeon
LILINOIS U HAS $1000 EGG
Urbana, Ill., April 8. (United Press—How would you like to buy a dozen eggs, guaranteed stale, for $120 600? With prices of ordinary "hen fruit" futtering back to near reasonable levels, $1,000 seems high for any egg, but that is the estimated value of a single egg in the Natural History Museum of the University of Illinois at Chicago. The pigeon, an American bird now extinct. The egg was given to the University by T.E. Musselman, a former student.
The last known passenger pig哥 died in the Cincinnati Zoological Gardens about five years ago. Following the bird's death, the American Ornithologists Union offered $7,000 to any one proving the existence of a nesting pair, but none of the original species was ever discovered.
Passenger piprons were once so numerous in the Mississippi Valley that their migration darkened the sky.
Expression Pupils in Recital Mrs. H, L. Butker will present a public recital expression pupils in a public recital eclock or cclock at the Unitarian Church.
Sociology club met Tuesday evening, Fraser, room 110. Miss Kanaga who graduated from this University spoke on social conditions in Chile. Miss Kanaga has been doing educational work in Chile.
Kansas City Blues Win Easy Game from Haskell
The Kansas City Blues defeated the Hankel Indiana yesterday afternoon at the Association Park in Kansas City, Mo. The game was a walk-off with no touchdowns. Indiana has only one chance to score. The final score was 15 to 0.
Don Songer, a Kansas City semi-professional pitched for the Blues and against him, the Indians were helpless. Songer in all probabilities, will be a permanent fixture on the Blue Devils' side. The most recent agent by the Indians and they seemed unable to fathom the strategic plays of the professionals.
INTRAMURAL WINNERS TO GET LOVING CUP
Team Winning Trophy Three Successive Years Will be Awarded Possession
A 15-inch silver loving cup is to be awarded by the Varsity "A" women in the interest of girls athletics, to the winners of the intramural championship in the press. The cup, which is the same size as that awarded to the winners of the state high school tournament, must be won three successive years by the same organization before it is awarded a permanent possession of that organization.
The team winning the cup keeps it a year until the next tournament decides to whom it shall go.
Three years ago the Alpha Xi Delta sorority won the loving cup given by Professor Hamilton, director of the physics department at Gamma Phi Beta took the trophy. Last year there was no intransition tournament due to the difficulty in getting the floor, and the sorority occupied by the inter-basket games.
The women organizations entered in this year's tournament are: Gamma Phi Beta, Pi Beta Phi, Kappa Kappa Gamma, Kappa Alpha Theta, Sigma Gamma, Pi Gamma, Pi Gamma, Sigma, Achchid, Wohl Wendt, Alpha Xi Delta, and Eluta.
The results of the games which have been played so far are:
Gamma Phi 40, Eluta 2; Pi Phi 21
Theta 6, Kappa 18, Waid Wentin 18
Achoth 11, Sigma Kappa 12; A. D. P.
Achoth 13, Sigma Kappa 13; A. D. P.
Achoth 23, Pi Phi 25, Sigma Kappa 5
Tomorrow at 10:30 Kappa will play the Alpha Deltas, and Wida Wenwill will play Gamma Sigma. At 11:00 the Alpha Deltas, and Theta will play Gamma Phi.
Alpha Xi Delta withdrew from the tournament at the last minute, thus losing their games by default. In the Kappa-Wida Winten game Wednesday the score was tied 12-12, and after five minutes extra playing it was 18-18. The tie will be played on sometime next week.
WOULD EVICT HOUSEBOATERS
Chicago Sky Line Dwellers Resist Orders
Chicago, April 8. (United Press.)- Houseboats are fighting an effort to evict them from moorings on the Chicago river.
Marshall W. Finucane of the drain aze district issued the eviction order. The water colony refused to ablude. An embezzlement law department as to the next move.
Some of the houses have all the comforts of home. Shower baths, telephone, lace curtains, pianos, electric lights and running water—all these conveniences have been installed to make life the envy of their land neighbors.
Houseboaters, driven to life on the water by high rents, assert politics is back of the effort to make them "sail on."
A court battle to determine the rights of water squatters is in prospect.
"We are the only families in Chicago who don't fear the rent bag," said Mrs. Charlotte Kus, skipper of the watercilla "Happy Life," one of the model residences of the colony. "We love it here and I am so tired of hotel life. The only way they'll get us to move is by court elct."
And instead of laying out a um
dred or more a month for rent, the
housebotters pay nothing outside
the cost of building a boat.
CANADA, JOHN DEN,
den, who are lively and
to $20 a day, now and when
school out? Write Gee. O. Kidder. 324
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MAPLE SUGAR RESERVE IS BIG
Supply Sufficient to Float Thousand Pan Cakes
Washington, April 8—(United Press)—A lake of ample sugar—149,000 gallons of it—enough to float thousands of bridges cake, was stored up from last year in the warehouses of maple product makers and dealers when the Bureau of Crop Estimates made a survey this spring.
The report also supplied rocks for the maple sugar lake in the form of 318,600 pounds of maple sugar. Along there was an equivalent of 1,100 pounds of maple stored away and yet this was only four per cent of the 1920 production.
Had not another shortage of granulated sugar been feared, it is not likely that this much would have been carried over, the Department of Agriculture says. With reports from the department in August, a year for the production of the better half of "hot cakes," those places where the man tosses 'em around on
his griddle in the front window ought to show increased business next fall at cheaper prices.
Twenty members of Epsilon chapter of the Phi Kappa fraternity to go to Manhattan tonight where they will install Iota chapter, recently chartered by the supreme council of that organization.
Phi Kappa to Manhattan To Install Iota Chapter
University students wanted to sell rowbow motors now and during vacation. Can be handled on the side if desired. Best opportunity for training in summer resorts. Commission is liberal. Highest grade rowbow motor manufactured. Direct factory supervision and sales instruction.
The installation ceremonies will be
Lighter and Shorter
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Most men do the logical thing and change from Winter weights to Spring weights just about now—logical, sensible and healthful.
I presume you carry a moment of some kind in that
life. "Yes, it is a lack of my
husband's hair."
"But your husband is still alive!"
arive:
"Sure; but his hair is gone."
STADIUM— "The Shop of Service"
Come in boy's-
Arch will entertain
You whil you wait
BERT & JIM 1030 Mass. St.
With the Great Russian dancer Aolph Bolm and a wonderful company in Ballet Intime, and the Little Symphony Orchestra at the Bowersock Theater Monday night, April 11.
SEATS NOW SELLING
held Saturday afternoon under the direction of Hugh J. Pendergast, president of the University of Kansas chapter, and the installing team will be composed of members from the local chapter of KPI Kappa.
Phi Kappa takes over at Manhattan a local Phi Gamma, that has been organized for several years.
Hash House Ball Season Opens With Ulrich Club
The hash-house baseball season has begun. The Ultrich Club nine defeated the Spartan club four to 4 in six-inning game. Wednesday noon at Seventeenth and Kentucky
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Streets. Edward Bird pitched for the Ulrich Club while Glenn Bell pitched for Phi Delta Chi. The Ulrich Club staged a batting rally in the fifth inning and took the lead after being held to a 4 or 0 score for four innings, allowing him to fanish ball teams and several games will be played during the next
few weeks. The Anderson Club will play the Ulrich Club early next week.
F. B. McCOLLOCH, Druggist
Eastman Kodaks
L. E. Waterman and Conklin
Fountain Pens
THE REXALL STORE
847 Mass. St.
ELECTRIC SHOE SHOP Efficiency, Service, Courtesy 1017 Mass.
1047 Massachusetts St.
CAPITAL $100,000.00 SURPLUS $100,000.00
WATKINS NATIONAL BANK
Receives Deposits, buys Loans, buys and sells Liberty Bonds and other Securities. Foreign and Domestic Exchange, and Travellers' Cheques. Food Drafts in multiples of $10.00.
"Wiedies Tea Room
Offers the most delightful place to take dinner Sunday evening. You always find a splendid menu, having a wide variety of salads and meats.
Wiedemann's
Matinee Dance Saturday
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