UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
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Entered as second-class mail matter
September 17, 1916, at the post office
at Lawrence, Kansas, under the act of
March 3, 1879
Published in the afternoon five times a week by students in the Department of Geography, formation of the University of Kansas, and in the Department of Journalism.
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THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
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The Dalai Kansaan aims to prize students with academic excellence at the University of Kansas, to go forward by standing for the ideas she wishes to be obtained, to be cheerful about the choice to be obtained, to be cheerful about leaving more apt schools and warres to the higher education University.
TUESDAY, MARCH 29, 1921
AT HIM AGAIN
Picturing him as a college professor, "attracted by humanity's terrible problems, but believing that they can be solved by philosophical and literary formulas," Stephanie Launne, editor of the French paper, "Le Matin," indulges in an interesting description of ex-President Wilson in his recent book, "Great Men and Great Days."
And thus it is that the college professor is rapped again. Tossed at and ruffled by his charge of the distribution of his salary, looked upon as a pedant by the uncouth and the unlearned, the professor is now given a job by M. Lauzanne, who insinuates that the professor would attempt to solve the Russian situation or appease the appetites of the Armenians with alternate doses of algebraic equations and epic poems.
Mr. Wilson may or may not have been a diplomatic success. The last four years of his incumebency may or may not have produced gratifying results in the opinions of the majority of the American electorate, but certainly Mr. Wilson's pedagogic characteristics had little to do with his failure, if he failed. On the other hand, it is not at all unreasonable to p. such that such characteristics played an important part in his success, if he succeeded.
Even a remote comparison of the college professor with the muft-beginned politician is out of place. The professor stands head and shoulders higher in the character of his ideals, the line of his endower and the very purity of his alterism. And, sadly enough, it is this same professor who is being exploited by American civilization in which he played such an important part.
We who know the college professor would as soon see pedagogy as politics playing the leading roles in government affairs. A doctor or a lawyer would have sailed equally as troubled waters had it been he who attempted to convince the United States State of the worthiness of the League of Nations.
E. E. Kelly, the amiable paragrapher on the Topcape Capital, lambents that the Kanaan, in reciting the names of K. U. alumni who have accomplished things out in the world, has failed to mention the late Jake L. Hannon. But hasn't Mr. Kelly guessed? We were saving that for the very last.
PLAY BALL!
Bing! The welcoming crack of a bat meets a fast ball, and a white streak travels toward a running fielder. Snack! the ball falls into a leather glove, and the crowd sits down again to await the next pitch.
Scenes such as these will soon be common on McCook field when Coach "Ad" Lindsay finally chooses the Verity squad which will uphold Kansas on the diamond this spring! The
Jayhawk chances this season are not very strong, but practice has not progressed far enough to recite the probable status in Missouri Valley baseball.
Only six games are to be played on the home lot this year, and that may reduce the popularity of the diamond game. But last year the hordehorse contests drew large crowds, and all indications point to another good year from the standpoint of finances.
The scandal in professional baseball last summer probably will have no effect upon the college pastimes, because most school nines have been free from any taint of professionalism.
"But or ever the plate."
THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
TENNIS REVIVAL
Tennis, before the war, was one of K. U.'s popular sports and the courts on McKee field were extremely good. The S. A. J. C. barracks spoiled the courts and since then they have never been fixed up so that only a few very enthusiastic fans have essayed to play on the courts lately. But the Varsity courts are being put into good shape now for the students who care to play
For the first time since 1978 the University of Kansas is to hold a Missouri Valley high school tennis tournament. Before the war these tournaments were very popular with the high school tennis men, and holding the meet at the University helped to boost the University of Kansas in their estimation.
The high school meet will be beck
the last of May, the same time as the
Valley track meet. The tennis revival
is only another of the University at-
tempts to link up the University with
the Kansas high schools in a way that
will be profitable to both.
On Other Hills
Announcement has been made of the national intercollegiate track and field mee, bringing together the winners of conference meets throughout the country, which will be held at the University of Chicago June 11.
Opposition is being met in the effort to abolish the Student Council at he University of Nebraska. That effort has not materialized. The student was a merit continued existence.
The Evening Missourian thinks, ediatorially, that the modern girl will look forward to the time when she will be the dominant color like a permanent wave.
The sales for the "Sooner" University of Oklahoma annual, have closed with a few more than 1,000 copies sold.
"Stugging" is becoming the vogue at the University of Southern California. The men say the high east of living and tuition prevents them from going to college. They variable comment of the women is "They've pikers, that's all."
With a record to its credit of three victories and no defeats, the Cornell Debate Team hopes to continue its string of victories over Colgate, Princeton and Princeton, when it is scheduled to meet within the next few weeks.
A party of five University of Colorado men spend a night in the Longmont jail as a result of a Sunday afternoon joy ride with their Ford cut out open. When released at 8 o'clock the next morning they had to make a "long break" to get to Boulder and 9:30 classes.
The Pennsylvania chapter of Phi Beta Kappa held its twenty-first annual dinner March 17. This affair is held at the reception and reception of new members.
The Daily lowaian claims that many never go to a picture show purely for pleasure, but in order to learn from it, just ideals, just how to wear dress suit.
Four Varsity and two freshman news are out on Courtney Inlet at barnell for the first outdoor workout if the year. Lake Ithaca cannot be used for several weeks because the ce has not melted.
The Ames Aggies feel that it is a tribute to the reputation of the school as an agricultural college.
For the first time in many years the football squat at the University of Pennsylvania will have no spring football practice. The head coach and the man are too busy with other activities to be unable to take part in spring practice.
With the appointment of Henry C. Wallace as secretary of agriculture, the second graduate of Iowa University, he served as the Ames Aggies feel that it is a
Wife: At the movies. She absolutely refused to put on the soup until she's seen this week's instalment of the serial-"L"-L'Illustration (Paris).
Husband: What! No dinner?
Where's the cook?
"In Kansas, where I live," said a tourist, "I know a dozen farmers who keep books the same as merchants, and can tell at any time exactly what it costs them to grow any particular crop."
"Eh-yah!" returned Gap Johnson,
f rumped Ripsum, Arkansas. "I've covered told of them fellows that—put" "them down." By ruth-istic. "Country Gentleman."
A farmer hitefed his team to a ele-phone pole.
"Here," exclaimed a policeman,
"you can't hitch there!"
"Yes, mum," snirled the Panhandler, "there was a time when I rode in my own carriage."
"Can't hitch!" shouted the irate farmer, "Why, well why the sign say, 'Fine for Hitching?'"—Catholic News.
"My, what a come down!" sympathized the kid-hearted woman. "And how long has it been since you rode in your own carriage?"
Jim Peters was very much in love but too bashful to propose. Finally he decided to pop the question by telephone.
"Just forty-five years, num," replied the Pandancher, as he pressed the preformed dime. "I was a baby then."—Catholic News.
"Maggie, I love you," he breathed softly. "Will you marry me?"
There was a moment's hesitation before the answer came.
"Of course I will, George. Why didn't you ask me, you simpleton?" And Jim yelled back;
"You'll have to break the news to him yourself. I'll be darned if I will!"—Life.
A pretty good firm is Watch & Waits
And another is Attit, Early & Lager
And still another is another & Dairet
But the best is probably Grin & Baret.
Applicant: I'm ready to begin at the bottom, sir.
the best is probably Grim & Baret.
Sherwood Must School News.
Newspaper Proprietor: Well what's your idea?
"To start first with the leading edi-
torials and gradually work myself up to
the sporting page."—Life
Tubby—I want some roses to match mv girl's complexion.
Florist—But how do I know who her complexion is?
Tubby—I've got a sample right here on my shoulder.—Silver and Gold.
The Kansas states that the women students at the University of Washington start to class late so that they may take a "health run" and not appear "perfectly idiotic." Evidently, the class late shows the height of sanity.
EXCELSIOR
There is where the whole troubles lie; we are an art to underestimate the value of a position if it fails to measure up to the ideal we have chosen. Consequently, because of this disarrangement, we are prone to ignore, or to neglect the obligations we inadvertently impose on ourselves less office. The opportunity presented of doing our best for the activity which we consented to support is in danger of slipping by unheeded. Similarly may we overlook the opportunity of proving ourselves, of encouraging our talent to the fullest extent, of ensuring that our ourselves—for to seek to obtain the greatest advantage for oneself is not always a purely selfish objective; it is this only if carried on at the expense of others. By bringing out the best we have in us, by developing ourselves to the limit, we relieve our follows of the burden of our non-ideal lives. We give them the help, small though it may be, of our attainments.
It is seldom that at college we meet the genuine all-round man. The activities of most are confined, more or less, to certain branches of endeavor, and notwithstanding our ambitions, and especially our tandems, so scarcely limited, our tendencies are to go in the direction in which we are interested to the greatest extent. We may be called upon to play a junior role when we blindly imagine ourselves fitted for the leading part; we may be asked to serve in a subordinate role; we may be asked to second or third team, all the while fondly fanciing that the fates are against us and that if our real worth were recognized we should not be where we are; yet failing to recognize that in the unbiased estimation of our qualifications do not fit us for what we believe to be a more responsible post.
Therefore in our progress through college and though after life let us bear in mind that self development is not necessarily selffamily development; that it is in society's best interests to have the right man, the most capable man, the most fully developed man on the "big job."—Exchange.
NERVE
If you can go through a spell of hard luck without becoming doleful or hopeless, it will take as a certain one, that better luck will come by and by. For it is nerve that is the master of luck and the fact that you do not go to pieces in adversity is a certain indication that you have it.
Nerve winn battles. It is the man, who can stand defiant when it is fitted to win victories. It is the man who can go untroubled through adversity, and he can endure the pain of expanding head who will do big things when the time comes to do them.
In almost every average life come periods of depression, when there are times when the mind dreary, treadmull grind. These times shake the nerve of the weak, and they go under. The man with nerve grits his teeth and goes through them remembering Shakespeare's "Time and the run through the roughest day."
Talent is an inheritance. Physical strength is also an inheritance and partly the result of deliberate cultivation, as you can see in the image. cultivate it. If you haven't it, you can get it. And it is cheerful to think that one of the most important requisites of success is to be had by everyone who makes up his mind to be it.
A hundred men who have fought their way to the top lose, through no fault of their own, all they have gained. Ninety of them meet the catastrophe with complaining, and never again advance. Ten of them take their losses as cheerfully as did Robert Bruce's spider, and go calmly to work to rebuild out here. There are no outsiders out here; nerve. Nothing can shake them. As long as they keep their health they will continue on the road to success.
You can be one of them if you try it. It will need self-control and practice and an abiding cheerfulness under defeat, but it can be done, and success, that is gained after repeated failure is better worth having than all the other success there is in the world.—Kansas City Star.
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7000 WESTERN REFERENCE TEACHERS WANTED
Last season we received official requests from employers in forty-three states and four foreign countries for our SEVEN THOUSAND teachers to serve them at Penn State written to University. Our ninth year of recommending only when asked to do so by employers direct. This is why my employer are usually chosen. They are wanted. If you want a position with the Progressive employees Service for teachers you must use the same service they use. Free enrollment, Commission payout out of first and second months salary.
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Fountain Pens
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847 Mass. St.
MOAK & HARDTERFER
Eldridge Taxi Station
Phone 148
BAGGAGE and TRANSFER
FOR RENT—Furnished room for girls at 1144 Lindinna. 120-2-426
New England Building, Topeka, Kan.
190.6-495
LAWRENCE OPTICAL COMPANY (Exclusive Automatronica). Eyes examined; glasses made. Office 1025 Mass.
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DR. FLORENCE J. B. JARRONS—os-
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8:30-12:00, 11:30-5:30, Phone 2357, 909
Mass, Street
DRS, WELCH AND WELCZ - FALMER GRADUATES.  Offices 127 Mass. St. Soulex. Office 114, Residence 119K. St. Soulex SHOP. 1037 Mass. Phone 228
DR. H. BEDING—E. A. U. Building,
Ear, nose, ear and throat. Special
attention to fitting glasses and tonish
work. Phone 312.
C. T. ORELUP, M. D.-Specialist. Eye,
car, nose, and throat. Glass work
guaranteed.-Dick Bros. Blog
DR. H. 1. B. CHAMBERS. Suite 2 Jackson building general practice, special attention to nose, throat and ear Telephone 217
DR. G, W. JONES, A. M. M. D. *Disease or stomach, aurgery and gynaecology* Suil I, E. F. A. U. Bliq. Phones 1746, 25, Residence 32K, Hospital 1746
VANITY SHOP—Marcelling, manuring,
shampooing—Mrs. Anna Johnson.
Phone 1272, Stubba Sldg.
DR. J. R. REAHTEL. Rooms 2 and 4 over McCulloch's Drup Store. Office Phone 312. Res. Phone 1243.
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A SPECIAL BLOUSE OFFER
ING WEDNESDAY
A new selection of Blouses just received will be our offering for Wednesday.
This group will feature all the new spring shades. High colors predominate.
"All Work and No Play Makes
Jack a Dull Boy"> Go to a Show
Last Time Tonight
Ethel Clayton Supported by Jack Holt
"THE SINS OF ROSANNE"
Also Burton Holmes
Bowersock
Tonight Only
in
Dorothy Dalton
"A ROMANTIC ADVENTURES"
Also Mutt and Jeff
Tomorrow and Thursday
William De Mille's "MIDSUMMER MADNESS"
with
Tomorrow Only
Lois Wilson, Lila Lee, Jack Holt and Conrad Nagek
Admission 11c and 33c Including Tax
Footwear Modes for Springtime Moods
STRAPS
$7 to $11
Smart patterns in the popular shades and leathers with both high Louis and Military heels
OXFORDS
Junty Military and Low heel Oxforda in black and brown kid and calf leathers for walking and sport wear.
$5.50 to $15
Shoe Repairing
$2 to $5
A Delightful Complement A Delightful Compliment
Otto Fischer
Shoe Shining
A Novel Decoration Scheme in Black and White Has Been Selected for
The
Junior Prom
And What's More it Will be
"A Party You Can Never Forget"
LOOK OVER THESE INDUCEMENTS
Four Course Dinner
Dancer and Singer from Newman
Favors—Decorations—Informal
Robinson Gymnasium
APRIL 8
$5.00 Per Couple
Art Penticuff--Gordon Saunders, Managers