THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Official student paper of the University of Kansas EDITORIAL STAFF BUSINESS STAFF Editor-In-Chief ... Lochel Cleveland Associate Editor... Carwon Carlson Campus Editor... James Anstil Plain Titles Editor... Ruth Miller Telegraph Editor... Addison Massey Exchange Editor... Jonathan Nelson Telegram Editor... BOARD MEMBERS stenny B. McCurdy___Business Mgt. Lloyd Ruppentinhal ___Business Mgt. LeRoy Hughes ___Asl't Business Mgt. Ruth Armatrong Joe Boyle Eulalia Daughter George Gage Ethal Minger Pauline Newman Substitition price $2.50 in advance for the first nine months of the academic year; $2.00 for one semester; 5 cents a month; 18 cents a week. Entered as second-class mail matter September 17, 1916, at the post office at Lawrence, Kansas, under the act of March 3, 1879 Published in the afternoon five times a week by students in the department of History at Kansas, from the press or the Department of Journalism. Address all communication to THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSBAN Lawrence, Kansas Phones. K. U. 35 and 66 The Daily Kansan aims to picnic in the University of Kansas to go for fun. The university's faculty are standing by to play no faveortes; to be clean, to be cautious, to come to where needs, in all to meet where needs, in all to meet where needs, in all to meet the students of the University. WEDNESDAY, MARCH 16, 1921 POLITICS "ON DECK" Shades of Senators Borah and Capper, Congressman E. C. Little, and Governor Henry Allen flicker across the Hill these evenings. With the balmy atmosphere permeated by the appeal of spring, and the available supply of "dates" running short, the amateur Hill politicians are "on deck" and about to bat. The "dear studs" will be "delivering" and the political batsmen are now figuring on their chances to "bat a thousand." Batting averages depend very much on luck, and an Irish countenance often determines whether hits will be "pop-ups" or "home runs." The rival teams, Black Mask and Pacachama, are training nightly, it is said, on a diet of propaganda, calculating the possibilities of slipping by a "squirrel sheet" on the well-known q.t. All practices are attended by both teams, one inside, the other outside the window. According to the latest dope, each team has the other's signals, and expects to force a "squeeze play." The shades will coach th' coe-make making teams. Many stars of last year's constellation of politicians are missing, but their vests have been filled by those who consider themselves planets. Instead of carrying water at the game, freshmen will be recruited to carry paste on those memorable nights when there is no sleep for the politicians, and no rest for the just, for silence is the advertisement sweed across the pinchbacks of their uniforms. Baba Huts are needed by both teams, according to advance stories, because "homeruns" are much to be desired in this orgy of batting and battling the electorate. Basenem and fielders are superfluous, as they might be in the way, for any time the ball is hit, the batter expects to make at least a circuit clout. Whether or not the over-zealous politician is caught stealing either bases or votes, as he attempts to stretch a Texas leaguer into a home run, depends on the accuracy of the voter in casting his batfoot at the home plate. The shades will desist from stalking the campus only when some aspirant is placed firmly upon the throne of K. U. government. "WHOPPERS" He came down Tennessee street yesterday, a ragged capped youngster with joy flushed cheeks and blue eyes that laughed with happiness. In one grimy, pudgy fist, he tightly clutched the end of a string. On the other end of the cord, three little "Mud cats" flipped in a vain attempt to free themselves from their cruel trap. "You bet!" said the boy, in answer to a query, "they're bitin' fine. And say," he added, as a look of wonder came over his face and a broad smile showed where two front teeth were missing, "there's some whoppera swimmit' round. I just nearly caught one I'll becha was not feet lounging. This ragged, happy, urchin with his wrigling catch, is the type of boy that brings back to many of us sweet memories of the haleyon days of our youth, days when we could lounge in the wilderness of river banks and fish for the hungry chubbs. Like the boy of today, we were all waits seeing "whopperes." But all through we spit frequently on our bait and threw mystic spoils over the hooks, we were never able to snare the whales of our boyhood fancy. Yet, we were better fishermen then now. We were never disappointed. A single bite would thrill us, and a four-inch catch would cause our cups of juvenile joy to overflow. Down on the river banks, times have not changed. "Spike," "Rusty," and "Pete" are still fishing for the elusive shoppers. Still they are baiting the hooks with grimy hands as they spit artistically on the food for the fishes. Over their hooks, they are pronouncing weird incantations in an attempt to win the favor of the goddess of Luck. Certainly, we owe the many "Spikes," "Rusties," and "Pete" a great deal. Knowing their happiness, being able to feel that happiness, and seeing the joyal smile of youth spread over freckled faces brings to one the realization that the old world isn't half bad, and, that the joy of success need not be measured by the number of "whippers" we are able to string Lillian Bowman, c24, spent Saturday and Sunday in Kansas City. FOR SALE $-l_1 - C, S. Smith Bros, type- writer in oak case with drawers. Designed to save foor space. Also fine study table. Call 1728 7538. 114-54-15 LOST—Browning iKng gabedine rain coat-pinch back. Return to main desk Spooner Library. 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