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P. A. D.'s CHAMPS IN PROFESSIONAL LEAGUE
Parker, Phi Chi, High Point Mar With 2 Goals and 2 Free Throws
The Phi Alpha Delta's copped the championship of the professional Pan-Hellenic basketball tournament last night by defying the Phi Chi's 13 to 10 in Robinson Gymnasium. It made many baskets.
The free throw of Newman, P. A. D. guard, was responsible for five of their points, Parker, Phi Chi forward, was high point man, making two goals and two free throws, and the other two goals, A. D.'s led by a score of 9 to 4, and in the last half the Phi Chi' made six points, the P. A. D. 4.
P. A. D. f G FT
Koots d 0 0
Rich f 2 0
Johnson c 2 0
Wasson g 0 0
Newman g 0 5
Hensley f 0 0
Goodwin f 0 0
Total ... 4
PHI CHI ... G
Carter, (Capt) f ... 1
Parker f ... 2
Newman c ... 0
Phillips ... 0
Hardg t ... 0
Pumphrey g ... 0
Steele e ... 0
Total...4
Fight Managers Are Good Forgetters
New York, March 16—Before Willie Jackson stepped out of his corner for his recent bout with Johnnie Dundee, his manager "Doe" Bagley, had
If Jackson won he would post a forfeit to bind a match with Benny Leonard for the lightweight championship.
The crowd "razed" the announcement and the crowd was right because Jackson won and the forfeit has not been posted yet.
There is the case of Paddy Mullins and his good boy, Mike O'Dowd:
Mike went up to Boston one night to pick up a little change against a set-up. one Johnny Wilson.
The referee thought that Mik ranked No. 2 of the pair and Mik howled for months that he was "jobed" out of his crown.
Mullins offered Wilson a chunk of the Fourth Liberty Loan just for the chance to get even. Wilson had a save nose then and he wouldn't listen to the ex-champ. Mullins and Mike issued columns daily.
THEN—all of a sudden, Wilson rise up and says words to the effect—
or and says words to the effect—“I may be a ham champion and there may be a lotta birds that can whip me, but there’s one doxox that is meat for me and that’s Mikey O'Dowell. I’ll meet him any time he‘s ready.”
Since Johnny cut that line lose, O'Downtain hasn't been heard from. He hasn't been seen even around his old hudsens. He's not fighting.
Then there's Joe Lynch, the new bantam king.
Eddie Mead, his poly-poly manager,said a few days ago:
"We're doing something no other champion ever did before. We're challenging Pete Herman, thus saving the team from the first crack at his old possession."
At that comes the voice of a New Orleans promoter—
"Yes, and you want $50,000 for doing it. I tried to get you on paper."
Sixty Women Initiated Into Kappa Phi Society
At the annual initiation banquet held last night at the Mochidist Church, about sixty new members were initiated into Alba chapter of the Archdiocese of Detroit girls. Besides these two honorary members, Miss Nina Kanaag and Mrs, Frank Harron Smith were also initiated. After the initiation ceremonies a five course banquet was served in honor of the newly initiated men-
Sidonia Shafer acted as toastmist and toasts were given by the following persons: Marie Shakele, Marguerite Nelson, Nina Kanaag, Helen Dayhoff, Llione Bingamand and Jean Pachaud. The banquet was the lighting of candles on the tables in honor of former members of the Kappa Phi Club.
Frank M. Kurtz a former student of the University, is visiting at the Pi Kappa Alpha house. Kurtz has been a music teacher for Jazz orchestra of Kalissa, Kansas.
Ruth Smith, c24, of Emporia College, visited with friends at the Sigma Kappa house over the week end.
Missouri-Kansas Meet On Friday, the 18th
The date for the Missouri-Kansas dual track meet in Convention Hall, Kansas City, has been set for Friday. The game, played on Monday the 19, as has previously been stated.
Owen to this date, Coach Schlaeiermann has arranged that the school in track coaching which is to be held here under his supervision during the state basketball tournament on Monday in the afternoon and evening on Friday, will be started on Thursday, the day before the meet.
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The big Ku Ku Klan, which has taken on new life, will meet in a session extraordinary tonight in Fraser Hall at 7:30 o'clock.
1 The new constitution which was adopted at a special meeting of the Klin at the Kapusa Sigma house Sunday afternoon will be formally installed. Definite action will be taken on the proposed trip of the Klin to attend the annual Jayhawker-Tiger track meet in Kansas City next week.
"Members of the Klin who are now selling tickets for the Jayhawks' are ordered that the managers of the party may have a definite line on the ticket sale to date," said Chief Ku Kn Old today.
Other business of importance which is expected to come before the Klan tonight includes the erection of a Ku Ku bulletin board on the campus, appointment of counselor to the newly elected Chief Ku Ku, and many other messages pertaining to the future welfare of the Klan.
According to proposed plans it is expected that the Klan will attend the KKL convention in its urban style. It is hoped that seats close to the finishing line of the running events will be obtained. Other details of the proposed trip include a short "mountaint" at the Mikhail hotel shortly before the size of the meet.
Strike Vote to be Taken By Packing Employees
Omanah, March 10.—A strike vote will be taken by employees of packing plants in the United States and Canada immediately. The referendum will be completed by Monday. It will be on the question of authorizing officials of the union to call a strike.
The strike will not be called until President Harding has had an opportunity to act on the appeal of union leaders who asked him to intercede in the dispute between packers and employees over the cut in wages and the abolishment of the basic eight-hour day.
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AGGIE PROF CRITICIZES OLD STYLE DANCES
The shuffle and the toddle and the cheek-to-check dancing may be shocking, but according to C. F. Baker, professor of architecture in the Kansas State Agricultural college, if the atmospheric conditions are right, a singing girl can wiggle real and other tame dances, approved by the critical public.
But It Was Storm That Caused Friction and
At an engineer's faculty dance there last week, about seventy professors with their wives were thoroughly shocked, though as it happens, more physically than mentally. Two of the professors were accustomed to having arranged a practical joke. But they satisfactorily explained the freak.
A storm had just passed over and the atmospheric conditions were such that the friction of the shoes on the dance floor produced a static charge, such that when two couples came near enough to each other a current of electricity passed from one to the other, causing a shock.
Sparking was the chief entertainment there after.
Later the theory proved correct, by as vigorously shuffling the feet on the floor, a sufficient charge was produced to cause a spark to jump from the finger to that of another person.
The championship of the professional Pan-Hellenic league fell to the Phi Alpha Delta last night when the Philadelphia in a 13 to 10 game. The Phi Alpha in a 13 to 10 game.
Phi Alpha Delta Defeated Medical Fraternity 10-12
The followers of Blackstone overthrew the devotees of Darwin by superior floor work, although the playing of both teams was rough and at times ragged. Hensley, Carter and Parker were the stars of the game.
Phi Alpha Delta announces the pledging of Milton A. Isern, 123.
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Corrine Congden, c24, who has been ill at her home in Kansas City for the last three weeks, returned to school yesterday.
Dr. C. I. Reel. of the department of Physiology, took his two hygiene classes through the water plant Saturday.
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Junior Quail Club will hold its forty-night meeting tonight at 7:30 in Room 210 Fraser. Much business in furthering the organization of the club is on the calendar and a full attendance is urged.
Claude Gray, c'22, visited the national amateur basketball ball tournament in session in Kansas City, Tuesday night.
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