THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
SENDS OUT AN S. O. S.
FOR BASEBALL MEN
Year
Very Few Take an Interest in the Diamond Sport This
COACH SINGS THE BLUES
Lindsay Has Only Two Pitchers With Scarcity of Outfielders
Coach Ad Lindsay has the blues — the baseball blues. No one seems to want to help him out of them, for very few are taking interest in turning out for baseball this year. Only two pitchers are working out, and there is a dearth of outfielders. The Coach thinks that perhaps the indoor workouts have supplied the dark atmosphere, so that he is moving closer to the pitching position. Cook Field, where he hopes the sunshine and open air will entice some of the ball players of the Hill out of the parlor.
Wentzel, a member of the freshman team of 1917, is back this seaset, and will help out a lot at the third sack. Pendergast is also out here, and will be out in sight, Captain Murphy, Boomer, a sophomore, and Gray, last year's man, are the only ones trying for the initial corner. Isenberg will play out for second, Lashley is also another prospect for the keystone sack.
The two pitchers who are out are Marxen and Custer. Piece will be out this afternoon. But no team can depend upon two or three pitchers and if more hurriers of the horsehide don't show up, Kansas' baseball chances will be slim. Word from the field is that back next quartet and will probably be behind the bat this year. Kane is working out at the catching post.
"We need men, new men," said Coach Lindsay. "If we are to have any baseball this spring. A team should be among the candidates of bunch of candidates. There are only three men trying for outfield, Garret, Parks and Perrill. None of these are old heads. There are so many that the prospect is discouraging."
DATES CONFLICT WITH SPORT
So Friday's Pan-Hellenic Final Postponed
When dates and basketball interfe
fere with each other, then basketball
must drop by the wayside.
That was definitely decided this morning when complaints from both Sigma Chi and Sig Alph rosters began to reach the car of "Ad Linden", who has been in charge of the Pan-Hellenic League. The final game of the league was to have been played between these two fraternities Friday night, but the call of women beamed with importance the importance of a shout, and the immediately got in touch with Lindsey. The game will be played next Tuesday night at 7:30. Tonight, at 7:15, the Betas tie the Delus Ux.
Mrs. Paul Simonds, of Kansas City,
Mo., spent the week end at the Gamma
Phi Beta house.
Favors Pipes Not
Pills for Women
Joseph French Johnson, dean of the University of New York, in a recent address to students, dwells on the report that many women of England have discarded the cigarette for the pipe. Dean Johnson stated that the pipes are better between cigarette and pipes he would be unequivocally in favor of nines.
"The cry, 'Pipes for Women,' is already sweeping New York," said the dean. "I might be grieved to see a pipe stuck between the lips of a pretty girl, but its her own affair. You know what happens when the smell of a pipe on a man there is no reason why he should not be equally tolerant."
TEAM LEAVES TONIGHT TO MEET THE SOONERS
Games Will be Played at Norman Friday and Saturday Nights
Seven Jayhawker basketters, accompanied by Dr. C. F. Allen, director of athletics, will entrain for Norman, Okla., at 11 o'clock tonight, in preparation for a two-game series with the Jayhawkers. These games will be the final ones of the Jayhawker basket ball schedule and Kansas is expected to ramp joyously home with two Oklahoma scals hungering somewhere in abject misery. The players will be housed with him are Houk, Wosetemany, Roy, forwards; Wulf, center; Endacott, Bennett, and Captain Uhrlaub, guards. All of the local cagges have been going good, and, with the ex-
Oklahoma has not hit a winning stride this year, and the Sooners are way down in the valley standings. The Jayhawkers must win both games this week in order to beat out the Ames for fourth place in the Valley race. If Nebraska and Ames split their two-game series, Kansas will be assured a first division berth, with 10 womes won and 8 games lost.
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Silk Shirts a Thing of Dim Dark Past
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HOLD FINALS SATURDAY
Professional Frat Championship Between P.A.D.'s. and Phi Chis
Phi Alpha Delta, legal fraternity defeated the Phi Mu Alphas, musical in the semi-finals of the professional Pan-Hellenic basket ball league, last Saturday, and won a place in the finals which will be played Saturday, March 5. By the process of elimination, the championship lies between the P. A. D.'s and Phi Chi's, medical fraternity.
The score of the game with the Phi Mu's was 29 to 19, and in the game between the P. A. D. X and Phi Delta Chi's the Saturday preceding, the P. A. D.'s were victors with a score of 18 to 12.
Oakes and Stokebrand featured for the Phi Mu's. Rich was the big point maker for the P. A. D.'s with seven field goals.
Pi Upsilion defeated Sigma Phi Sigma in a closely played and rough basket ball game last night by a score of 22 to 18. The Pi Ups and Sigma Phi are now tied for first place in the league each having lost one game.
Pi U's Are Defeated By Sigma Chi Team
Miffin starred for the Pi U's and Frederick played a good game for the Sigma Phi, making every goal except one. Frederick made five field goals and six free throws. Dutch Lonberg redefined the game.
The Marionette Tickets
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Saturday Matinee 2:30
Saturday Night 8:00
Six Events Will be in Fourth Annual Illinois Meet at Urbana
Urbana, Ill., March 3—The six events that make up the relay section of the Fourth Annual Illinois Rampel Carnival are filled to the limit. These events are the one mile university, the two mile university, the distance medley university, the four mile university, the one mile college and the distance hoistolistic. There are sixty school teams competing with 200 men competing in these events.
A FULL PROGRAM FOR BIG RELAY CARNIVAI
The two mile university relay while not so popular represents only such schools as are sure of a good team Michigan, Notre Dame, Kansas University, Iowa, Wisconsin, Ames, and Illinois are the entries in this event, most of which will actually enter teams.
The one mile university relay is the most popular with eleven entries. The are Michigan, Notre Dame, Missouri, Tennessee, Kansas University, Iowa University, Wisconsin University, DePaul University, and Illinois. These teams represent the best quarter milers in the nation and prospects for a fast race are good.
The distance medley entries are
Michigan, Notre Dame, Kansas Aggie, Iowa, Purdue, Wisconsin, and Illinois. The novelty of this event is one reason for its popularity. The first two men each run 440 yards, the first man runs a half mile and the fourth man runs a mile. This is the only race of its kind in the country with this record. George Town won this event nearly a year ago its 'astragem' from Washington.
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The four mile University entries are Michigan, Minnesota, Kansas Argies, Kansas University, Wisconsin, and Illinois. What is the strongest team in this field is what several teams have known. Know, Illinois has some milers that stand above 435 to the man. Such a crew is going to be hard to beat.
The College mile relay much to the joy of the Carnival officials has more than filled with entries and the competition between the colleges of the middle west is going to be the keenest kind. The entries are Wahshah, Lake Forest, Coe, Knox, DePawn, Milliken, and Cornell College. The most that have competed in this event before have been three so with such a large number of entries there is bound to be god time made.
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