THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
Official student paper of the Universal
of Kansas
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Editor-In-Chief ... Herbert Little
Associate Editor ... Joe Boynton
Campus Editor ... Michael Woolley
Campus Editor ... Lucile Cleveland
Telegraph Editor ... Hay Runnion
Plain Tales Editor ... Pauline Newman
Exchange Editor ... George Gage
Plain Tales Editor ... George Gage
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Entered as second-class mail matter September 17, 1910, at the post office at Lawrence, Kannas, under the act of March 3, 1879.
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THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
Lawrence, Kansas
V. U. 24, 66
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TUESDAY, JANUARY J1, 1921
DOWN TO BUSINESS
Now that the elections are over the politicians have ceased to work. The hardest part about an office is working to get it.
When Panbellene passes such a rule as, "No member of a Greek letter organization in Panbellene shall wear her fraternity pin on the campus during the first two weeks of the fall month," it sounds as if they really meant business.
5. In the above graph, suppose that we have a graph $G$ with vertex set $\{A, B, C, D\}$ and edge weights $w_1, w_2, w_3, w_4$. Let $E$ be an edge of $G$ that connects vertex $B$ to vertex $C$. If there is no path from $B$ to $C$ in $G$, then the weight of the shortest path between $B$ and $C$ is
This is one of the most democratic vules that has been passed by the Panhellenic association for a number of years and, let us hope, not the last one.
MORE RULES
People who say that K. U. students don't study and don't need a new library should have seen Spooner Saturday. The S. R. O. shingle was hanging and a ten minute—sometimes fifteen—whiting line encircled the desk all afternoon.
Panhellenic has made some new rules.
"No freshmen of any Greek letter organization represented in Panhellenic shall be allowed to have dates until 4 o'clock in the afternoon."
What will Sallie do with that vacant period she has every morning at 10:30 o'clock? Up till now she has been spending it dancing with John. Now she will have to improve her time at the library or perhaps she will think it better to go to Bricks for a "coke."
"Women's Panhellenic endorses and recommends the strict enforcement of the House Government rule that no telephone calls shall be received after 10:30 o'clock except long distance calls." This also will affect poor Sallie who thinks that she will never be the same, if John does not call her every night at 11 o'clock and tell her good night. It seems that we heard John whispering to her to never mind those horrid rules; that he was smart enough to get by them some way.
A student of K.$U, recently had his gold tooth-brace stolen, and only yesterday a metropolitan paper published an account of the theft of an old man's tooth. Someone is evidently endeavoring to collect a complete set of furnishings for the mouth. This suggests a way in which we can politely tell our loquacious friends to keep their mouths shut. Tell 'em their gold fillings or crowns are in danger of being stolen.
FAME
Everyone wants a place in the sun particularly since America's sun is the public eye. And many are the ways to get there. Some people study for years, work hard, sacrifice pleasure, and then after they are dead reach the Who's Who and become
ancestors for their posterity to boast of.
Others gain fame also by dying—in horrible, fantastic, or thrilling ways. The papers are full of their gruesome exploits in an attempt to obtain that most evancient of all bubbles, world renown. But these methods of fame are mostly tedious or painful, and are not indulged in so wildly and willingly.
Some people have, a la the old parable, fame thrust upon them. These are the Daisy Ashfords and the Ponix of the world. Their notoriety comes while they can know it themselves, although they may not always enjoy it.
Barring all these ways to fame there is still another, the route of the eccentric. Fanatics and crabbed individuals of all kinds find their place in the sun without much trouble. Recent examples are Kirby McBill the "unkissed" Kansas pedestrian, and the Chicago Miss White who wanted Governor Allen to give her a convict for a Christmas present. This type of notoriety is ephemeral, however, and must be renewed from time to time. The two above mentioned succeeded in reviving the other day. The "unkissed" touched by the girl's appeal for a convict, wrote to her and presented himself as a good-looking, honest, upright, clean, young man with no bad habits and two nice homes, seeking a pretty correspondent. And of course, the letter found the front page of the dailies and people smiled as they read and fame flourished again.
But, after the exertion necessary to be famous and the reward that comes are considered, there are some compensations in being just a common person.
8:30!
"Good heavens My sweater—and who took my tie?" The next time somebody forgets to call me till 8:15! Gee whi—the last shoe string on the place. This ends my cuts." Five school days a week. Four weeks a month. Nine school months a year—but you know all this and have heard it all before. It is never our fault. And yet—it cannot be helped. It do it myself—And so do you! I'm not going to reform—and neither are you!"
be can peace in the mind of the many elements now at variance with things as they are. No plan could possibly satisfy all of them, but when two such important parts of our citizenry as the laborer and the farmer form and join radical organizations, a task
THE NEW UNREST
Among the numerous difficult problems confronting the next administration is the matter of the increasing wave of political revolt existing in many quarters in more or less active form. A feeling of unrest, of illly concealed dissatisfaction, marks the attitude of many an American citizen. He realizes reforms are needed soon lost disaster overtake the institutions on which his country is founded.
Labor is one of the elements most moved by this feeling of unrest. The recently reowned "open shop" war has again brought labor feeling to the surface. With a falling wage scale, the workingman is brought to think much on economic causes and consequences.
In the west, labor has turned in great numbers to the I. W. W. as a panacea for the evils which prevent the working man from receiving what he considers his just due. Nearer east, the Non-Partisan League has been looked to by many as an agent to accomplish the same end for the farmer.
Adjustments in the economic status of America are necessary before there
Numerous manifestations tend to show the rise of feeling in this direction. The ordinary farmer prefers to be a standpater; when he turns to an organization so markedly different from recognized in situations it indicates a restless mind on his part. The normal labor cares little for political debate; when he begins to "agitate" it means a current of doubt and chaotic desire in beginning to move him.
Students enrolled in classes in journalism at the University of Michigan are now to get practical experience in news-writing and editing by preparing their work for publication in local papers and for syndication through the Associated Press, according to the Michigan Daily.
for the new administration and its congress is indicated.
Plans for a new women's building at the University of Colorado were discussed at a recent assembly of the university's board, and yet been definitely decided as to the exact nature of the new building, but if the proposition of a club house goes through the plans will apply. There is a large pool, a kitchenette, a gymnasium, and
The cafeteria and dining rooms, located in the University of Minnesota Union, serve meals to about three thousand men students daily. In order to facilitate the serving of so large a crowd and ensure that everyone has their own meal, two additional
pole. A patio with a fountain in the center and palms and a tiled floor to complete the scene.
Besides those eating their meals there, about two thousand visit the Union every day; some read; others lounge in the most majority lounge in the rest rooms.
The Union is far more popular with the men students this year than any other year since its establishment. University organizations are using the banquet and dance rooms more than ever.
Students in the University of Texas who are convicted of hazing are promptly dismissed, and are forbidden to attend the university within three years.
Impromptu programs given at the Union have been well received.
Six thousand, six hundred and thirty-six foreign students are enrolled in the United States in 466 institution of higher learning. New York University has a larger number of for-engineers than any other university. In the 36 colleges in New York there are 1,210 foreign students with 80 countries represented. Illinois comes next with 725 foreigners, from 65 countries, represented in the 4 higher institutions in that state Pennsylvania is third, while in the fifth, California leads. There are forty-five foreigners in California's 20 leading schools Washington University with its schools has 80 foreign students with 32 countries represented.
The enrollment of the larger institutions is as follows:
New York University...11,327
University of California...9,435
University of Michigan...8,255
Columbia University...8,069
University of Illinois...8,052
University of Minnesota...7,451
University of Pennsylvania...7,094
University of Wisconsin...6,872
Northwestern University...6,798
Ohio State University...6,088
Northwestern University will establish the Joseph Medill school of journalism at Northwestern and operate with Northwestern and when established this school will be
On Other Hills
the only metropolitan newspaper training school west of the Alleghanians.
Each undergraduate at Dartmouth pats an athletic tax of $10. This admits him to all home games, both indoor and out, but does not include admission to games played at carnival and commencement time.
According to the Daily Palo Alto, the Leland Stanford University Glee Club will take a two weeks trip to Hawaii in the spring. A trip to points in southern California will be taken during the Christmas vacation.
The state hospital soon to be erected in the campus at the University of Wisconsin will be the largest building there. The cost is estimated at $600,000 and it will be operated in connection with the medical school.
Every student at the University of California wrote five letters on Friday, October 9, to voters in the state urging them to vote for the amendment to provide increased funds for the maintenance of the University.
A practical vacuum is the brain pan of a man who asks a woman for two standing dates a week for the whole year.
DEFINITIONS
A perfect vacuum is the brain pan of a woman who would give the man these dates.
Zero to the nth power, the two of them together.—Rocky Mountain Collegian.
"Every city and town in the country should establish a branch of the Antig Powder Puff Association which has been started by the women employed
Mr. Bright Guy at the boarding club: "What makes that pitcher have a motille sound."
Plain Tales From the Hill
At a local club they serve mustard which is so hot that the boarders pick sparks out of their teeth for a week after. They are also obliged to brush their teeth with forks because wooden tooth pick catch fire. Some mustard.
Bright Guy: "Because it has mineral water in it.*
Mr. Gobble Grub: "Dun'no."
Prof. Chubb in Political Parties:
There is such a rush to Reno for divorces that it is almost impossible to get married, coupled on trains running into Reno.
Student making excuses for not pasting his newspaper clippings on paper.
"I would have done it, proof, in fact I tried to do it, but I couldn't find any glue."
Professor. "It's not glue, you want.
Just a little more 'stick-to-it-iveness'
is your pressing need.
Say Posy, I see you got a moustache for Christmas.
Posy Flower. No for easter.
How do you figger?
ANNOUNCEMENTS
The K. U, Dames will meet with Mrs. Stevenson at her home, 728 New York Street, on Wednesday afternoon. All wives of K. U, students are invited to be present—Signed, Mrs. Stanley Townie. Pres.
Posy. Well, you see it won't be one until easter.
El Ateneo will hold its regular meeting Thursday afternoon at 4:30. All members are urged to be present.
The Spanish Club will have a picture taken for the Jayhawker Wednesday, at 12:30 at Voort's Studio. Students are requested to be present.
The Wilson County Club will meet in Room 208, Fraser Hall, Friday evening, January 19, at 3:00 p.m. for a game with the league's favorite the sides—L, E, R, Fatton, pre-
El Ateneo will meet at Vogt's Studio over Bella's Music Store Wednesday at 12:30, to have a picture taken by the writer. Members are urged to attend.
Kappa Phi will hold its regular meeting at 7 o'clock Wednesday evening in Myers Hall.
The University Women's Association will give a ten Tuesday, January 13, from 3 to 5 o'clock, at the home of Mrs. Mervin T. Suller, 745 Alabama. No individual notices will be given.
Picture of Advisory Assembly will be taken at Squires Thursday at 12:30. Everybody be there.
A special association or the K. U. medical association will be held in the lecture room of the Journalism building on Monday evening, January 15th.
Alpha Kappa Phi, national commercial fraternity will meet tonight at 7:30 at the Kappa Sigma house.
—Nolton Parker, President.
The Kiss
The Kiss
"Bat"—
"No."—
"Just"—
"No."—
"Once"—
"No."—
"Please"—
"No..."
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"Herry, why didn't you shave?"—Exchange
Seniors who have finished their work for their Bachelor's degree or are within ten hours of finishing their work may be admitted to the graduate school at work even though they it was announced from the Graduate School. Any who have completed all their work for their degree must complete a two-year graduate school even though they have not received their degree yet.
WANT ADS
in the court house of Muskogee, not for the abolition of feminine loveliness, but for the purpose of breaking that time-wasting habit of thousands of business women who flourish their powder puffs and lip stickes on all occasions and in public places, says Ms. Johnson, co-founder of Miss Johnson goes on to show how much of the employer's tim is wasted by these operations and how the employee could be benefiting herself by further study of the business in which she is interested. She says that the business man desires as pretty and well grown a stenographer as possible, but she continues waved before him when he expects her to do her beauty-fying in private.
**TYPEWITHIN - Terf**
themes, tech-reports. Prices reasonable.
Glenn Pagett. Phone 1556, 1228,
173-3-254
FOR SALE- One violin outfit at very cheap price if taken at once.Call 1301 Tenn, St. 74-2-259
FOR SALE or TRADE for Good Ford
roadster. A good 5-passenger car,
self starter, etc. Call at 410 Alhambra
after 5:30 P. M. at 74-2-260
1. OST—Lower part of Waterman
  fountain pen between West Ad.
  and 1300 Tenn. Call 1387 White.
    732.95
73-3-225
FOR RENT - A room for girls . Supper if desired . Call 1218 Teen. or 2531 Black. 95-5-242.
PIANO TUNING—For high class piano tuning, player work and repair. Call A. Weber, practical pianist, St. St., Kannas, Phone 644-68-tf39
FOR RENT - Room for men, Call 1534 Blue, 1329 Ohio. 74-5-257
BOARD and ROOM for girls midway between University and business area of town. House strictly modern and water heat. 1225 Ky. Corp. Red. 74-3-28
LOST — Economies for General Reader by Clay. Name P. M. Osborne on fly-leaf. Return to Kavan Busi. Office. Reward. 73-2-256
ROOMS FOR BOYS. Also garage.
1042 Ohio.Phone 1286 Red.70-5-244.
ROOMS FOR BOYS. 1345 Vermont
Call 2652 White. 70-5-245
ROOMS FOR RENT—For men. 1508
New Hamp. Phone 1690 Red.
70-5-247
FOR RENT—Rooms for boys. 1061
Miss. Phone 1599 Black. 70-5-248
MEN WANTED. Men who must earn $500 during the summer call phone 1783 Red. 71-5-250.
FOR SALE-Life scholarship, book-
keeping course, Lawrence Business
College. Worth $85,000. Will sell
books to L. Hollerd L. Holden,
Dunlake, Kansas. 73-82-352
Term themes and papers typed.
Call 2502 Blue 73-5-253
PROFESSIONAL CARDS
PROFESSIONAL CARDS
DALE PRINT SHOP, 1027 Mass. St.
Phone 228.
DR. G. W. JONES, A. M. M. D. M. Discense of stomach, surgery and gynecology. Suite 1 F, A. M. M. Discense Office 154. Residence 35K2. Hospital 185.
LAWRENCE OPTICAL COMPANY (Exclu-
sive Optometrista) Eyes exam-
inched; glasses made. Office 1025 Mass.
DR. H. L. CHAMBERS, Suite 2 Jack
Building. central practice. Special
attention to nose, throat and ear.
Telephone 217.
DR. FLORENCE J. B. ARBORS—Osteopathic Physician, Office hours 8:30-12:00, 11:30-5:30. Phone 2337, 909 Mass Street.
DR. H. REDING—F. A. U. Building,
Eye, ear, nose and throat. Special
attention to fitting glasses and tonnell
phone. Phone 513.
NAU, P. CRIAG, public stenographer
notary public, Lawrence, National
Bank Bldg. Phone No. 6. Depositors
Taken.
DR. ALRIGHT — Chiropractor — Radio-
— Therapy — Massage — Results guar-
mented 119. Mass. St. Phone 1431.
Residence Phone 1761.
DR. J. R. BECHTEL. Rooms 3 and 4 over McCulloch's Drug Store. Office Phone 843. Res. Phone 1343.
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CHRISTIAPRACTORS
DRS. WELCH AND WELCH-PALMER
GRADUATES. Offices 297 Mass, St.
Phones. Office 115. Residence 115K
"All Work and No Play Makes Jack a Dull Boy”—Go to a Show
Varsity—Bowersock Tonight-Last Time Today Only Mildred Alice Harris Brady Chaplin in
in
also
Burton Holmes Travels
"The Dark Lantern"
"Polly of the Storm Country"
also
Mutt and Jeff Comedy "Tailor Shop"
Wednesday and Thursday
Wednesday Only
also
Paramount Magazine
BOWERSOCK THEATRE Thursday Night, January 13
THE ISLE OF FLOWERS
A MORRID OF NOVEL FEATURES
SYNCOPATED JAZZ DANCE WIZARDS
IN THE LAND OF OLD BLACK JOE
OR MOONLIGHT AMONG THE MOSS.
WITH LASSES WHITE JONNY DOOUTLEY SOLO BAND AND ORCHESTRA DAILY NOONDAY STREET PARADE.
Seat Sale Opens Tuesday at Round Corner Drug Store.
Prices $1.50, $1.00 and 50c Plus Tax.
If this feature "Fatty'production was shown to the faculty just before they started grading 'quiz' papers—there would be no flunks—
Roscoe 'Fatty' Arbuckle IN "The Round Up"
at both
Varsity—Bowersock—Wednesday
Also Varsity again Thursday
Admission 11c and 33c including tax