Halls, truth, south, and north. A lives inside, Ever neatly boreal created and the tertiers in rooms. They the se- cuse need go to the is gui g of the portle ontle Soe large vcolm come the l part later not out gent hare ties bar they pay she arot M as duu loss I I hau div bor an and de w f he g a UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Official student paper of the University of Kansas EDITORIAL STAFF Editor-in-Chief...Paul Flagg Associate Editor...Herrick Little Editor...David Levine Campus Editor...Charles C. Nichet Tolghil Editor...Messiah Smith Telegraph Editor...Emily Smith Plain Tales Editor...George Gage Exchange Editor...Patricia Murray Hay Runnion BUSINESS STAFF Henry B. McCurtdy...Business Mgr. Gloria Jappenthal...Business Mgr. Deanne W. Malott...Circulation Mgr. THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN BOARDA Bath Armeni Bath Armand James A. Anatin Alfred J. G. Geaves James B. Quinn Alfred G. Heren Burt E. Cochran Burt E. Cochran John J. Kistler Arthur R. Davin Catherine Older Anthony S. Davis Gilbert O. Swenson Subscription price $5.00 in advance for the first nine months of the academic year; $3.00 for one semester; $6.00 a month; 15 cents a week. Entered an second-class mail master at 919, at the post office at Lawrence, Kannan, under the set of March 3, 1879. Published in the afternoon five times a week by students in the Department of Journalism, University of Kansas, from the press of the Department of Journalism. Address all communications to THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Lawrence, Kansas Phones. K. U. 25 and 66. The Daily Kansas aims to picture the undergraduate in focus and go for longer than merely printing the news by standing for the ideas and favorites; to be clean; to be cheerful; to be charitable; to be careful; to have serious problems to wiser heads; in all to serve the university of the University. MONDAY, DECEMBER 6, 1920 A BUSY CONGRESS Books that you may carry to the fire, and read readily in your hand, are the most useful after all—Samuel Johnson. Congress met at noon today in what promises to be one of the busiest sections of recent years. Early prosecutions were that, it would be devoted largely to routine, but more and more business has crowded in until there are over a dozen important measures to be considered in addition to the passage of the fourteen regular appropriation bills. President Wilson's attitude toward the Verandailles treaty and the League of Nations is awaited with interest. Will he resubmit the treaty with an acceptance of the Senate reservations, because of the result of the "solemn referendum"? If he does not, consideration of separate peace with Germany will consume much time. Several more conspirational investigations will undoubtedly be undertaken. The committee investigating campaign expense will probably rank a partial report and a final one may be made on the Newbery election case. Some of the more important legis lative matters to come up are: The fourteen regular appropriation bills. These provide for the expense at the government for the next fiscal year, and are of unusual interest because of Republican efforts to reduce government expenditures In connection with appropriations, the need of a national Budget is imperative. President Wilson veted a Budget bill passed at the last session, and it is unacceptable whether this bill could be passed before next year, but it probably will be presented. Some measures of tax revision are certain to come up despite plans of Republican leaders to defer them to the next session. Immediate repeal of the excess profits tax may be considered. Reapportionment of representation in the House of Representatives based on the 1920 census must be done. Although the House is so large as to be rather unwieldy, Congress faces the necessity of either enlarging that body or cutting down the representation from certain states, whose population failed to increase proportionately to that of the entire country. The Japanese immigration question will cause much discussion. The favorable referendum in California on the anti-Japanese law will necessitate consideration. The whole matter of restriction of immigration will probably be taken up in connection with the Japanese question. Representative Johnson, of Washington expects to propose a bill prohibiting all immigration for two years. the matter of farm credits and need to farmers is one of the most important matters for the people of Kansas. Senator Capper Vilh introduce a bill to prohibit trading in grain futures. Various proposals for furnishing credit to farmers on their wheat and live stock, either from the Federal Land Banks or from the Federal Reserve Banks, have been made. A credit to foreign countries in order that they may buy American farm products has also been urged. Other subjects to be considered: Revision of the Volstead law, either to make it more stringent or less stringent; a soldier bonus bill; amendments to the Eech-Cummins railroad law; the treaty with Colombia settling the controversy over the Panama Canal; measures to improve housing conditions; a large number of welfare measures. HISTORY OF THE COUNCILS Student government at the University of Kansas began in April, 1909 with the organization of the Women's Student Government Association and the establishment of the Men's Student Council in May the same year. Before this all government of school affairs had been in the hands of the faculty. Until this time the school had been comparatively small and faculty and students were more or less well acquainted with each other. The faculty knew the student viewpoint and regulation was made without friction. The Chancellor excised all diplomatic power. By 1909, however, the need for student voices in governmental affairs was keenly felt and the two student governing bodies were organized. These two organizations were given authority up to a certain point but the faculty still kept some exclusive control through the Student Interests Committee of the Senate which was confused entirely of faculty. This arrangement proved very successful until 1917 and 1918 when dissertation arose among the students because of faculty legislation. Students and faculty were in discord and each thought the other to blame because they could not reach mutual understanding. Finally, to overcome this difficulty and to create complete understanding and co-operation between the faculty and students and Student Interests Committee was dissolved and the Joint Committee on Student Affairs was created, in March 1919. This new committee has equal representation of faculty and students. It is composed of the five executive officers of the two student associations and then faculty, two women and five men. The Advisor of Women is chairman of the committee. The University of Kansas is among the first to establish such a body of legislative co-operation between faculty and students and the committee has proved the success of such joint representation. This committee has control of a University social affairs and other affairs of general interest. It is the clearing house of all faculty and student interests in all University matters. It makes recommendations to the University Senate, and either of the two student governing bodies when it deems them advisable. JOKES AND THEIR RECEPTION ban dances, the honor system, the university calendar for the year, and regular University convocations are among the many problems recently discussed or legislated upon by the committee. The regulation of dances and admission of dances, the auditing of University affairs, improvement of the Jayhawker, fraternity running scholarship, entertainments other Someone told a joke the other day. Three people laughed. The first because the story had been labeled "fumy" before it was told, and intuition urged him to laugh. The second person was of an intelligence capable of grasping the suggestion in the story. Having discovered the so called "po'mit", he was proud of his own mental prowess, and expressed this satisfaction by laughing. The third listener had a well-developed imagination. The story VERSE BY HARRY KEMP By Permission of Brentano's, New York THE GOING OF HIS FEET. His feet wont here and there about the common earth. He must walk on it. Men hold of little worth. He loved the growing flowers The small bright singing birds, The patient flocks of sheep. The many-spotted herds. The field of rippling corn that is shimmered in the su The door slammed shut. That curled when day was done. He did not search a far. He did not search a-far See what He had to For what He did to me, His mind reached forth and drew its strength from every day. e rested in his mind a definite, vivid picture of a ridiculous scene. The situation thus clearly defined was amusing, and he laughed. The struggling nets, alive With fish drawn from the sea Supplied Him with the apt And chosen simple . . . Most of us are like the second person—that is, laugh at a funny joke for seeing the "point", and our laughter is merely an expression of self-satisfaction. But the person who really enjoys a joke properly is the one with the vivid imagination—in whose mind there is pictured an anunming scene. His laughter is an expression of true mirth. Campus Opinions Editor University Daily Kansan: Your editorial, "Introducing the Trash Can" in the Kansan of November 29th, attack a responsive chord in my heart. Some years ago I started on an artifact called *Lost Fountain* which beautiful in the enormous galvanized can which disfigured the landscape near the gymnasium, standing against the trolley pole at the point where we cross the tracks. Anyone near Spooner or Frassau on a brown away waste paper? What we need is a number of modest receptacles, either hooded canes or boxes, which would not disfigure the campus, placed at outdoor entrances. We would not throw rubbish on the campus without being reminded by the sight of one of the receptacles that *decanaline*, like charity, beaten to crumpled cloth, who fell on his own nest **keep up** the fight for wantee of a suitable shape and size. Some day we may have a beautiful camper in our yard, but we have beautiful views from the campus. University women from nearly a score of nations were present at first meeting of the International Federation of Female Actors was held at Rofford College London. The purpose of the federation is to promote friendly relations and the exchange of the students and professors, and to conduct independent research in matters of municipal and public welfare. "Don't Break the News to Mother when we get our grade cards. "Every Little While"-I pay a fine n a reserve book. "Do You Remember"—whether you ever got an A? "You Ain't Heard Nothin' Yet"—about C. of E. winning the Thanks giving game. "After the Ball"—seen at a gridiron engagement. Snyder, Does You're Mother Know You're Out"—to that naughty waitz at the all school party? "What a Day That'll Be"—when eight o'clock classes are prohibited. "Just before the Battle Mother"— just before tackling a quiz. "Nobody Knows and Nobody Seems to Care"—what I owe at the bank where I over-checked. State Normal Bulletin. "A Little Bit of Heaven"—whenists until eleven o'clock—Emporia "I Know What It Means to Be Lonesome"—when nobody but me gets an F. The American system of athletic training which culminated in many American victories at the Antwerp Olympic games is now being subjected throughout Europe to a great deal of criticism, favorable and unfavorable. While, as an example, there are some members of the Dutch Olympic committee who think that Holland should adopt American methods in its universities and athletic clubs, others charge that such long intensive training makes the athlete professional amateurs. At a recent meeting of the committee one speaker went so far as to question the ammature standing of the American navy captains. He said that these future American navy officers had done nothing during their four years at Annapolis, but now Europeans find it difficult to understand that American university men can do business so short and still time to study. On Other Hills In a ceNent edition of the Square Dealer of the New York University it makes the following comment on the University Daily Kansan. "The Daily Kansan, published at Lawrence, Kansas, commands respect among its exchanges because of its sincerity. In makeup, it has a professional touch, and speaks the language of William Allen Whit, who wrote the famous editorial, "What's the Matter with Kansas." Of the 8,250 enrolled at the University of Illinois, 7,500 registered from Urbana while the remaining 750 are registered from Chicago. ANNOUNCEMENTS The K. U., Women's Medical Association will meet in Dr. Bacon's office Tuesday evening at 7:30 o'clock. Clara Nigra will read a paper on "Blood Histology and Relation to Immunity." All members please be present. KuKu Klan meeting Tuesday night, 7:15. Fraser Hall—Lloyd Young, Chiefku Kua. A meeting of the McPherson County Club will be held Tuesday at 4:30 P. M. in Room 209, Prasal Hall. Sociology Club will meet Tuesday evening at 7:15 in Room 110, Fraser A meeting for all mining and geological engineers will be held Monday, Dec. 6, at 4:30 in the geologic lecture room. The picture for annual and the date and details of engineers' day will be discussed at R. T. student, will tell how he drilled the largest gas well in the world. Mandolin Club rehearsal Tuesday, Dec. 7, in the east basement of Administration building. Parts have been arranged and a director will be in charge. If you want to join this club be there. Important meeting of the K club at 7 o'clock next Wednesday night in Green Hall. The meeting is for the committee and is due coming year - Pete Jones, President. An important meeting of the Miami County Club will be held Tuesday night at 7:30 o'clock in room 207 Fraser Hall. Every member should consider his presence a responsibility and be aware that a majority of the members be there. All costumes belonging to the Foli- les Management not left in Gymnasium must be turned in to the office of Committee, 118 Parish Committee, 56-3-212 immediately. Maurice Sallsbury, Pres WANT ADS Bowersock Theatre CARLYLE BLACKWELL Saturday, Dec. 11 H. H. Frauel Presents Carlyle Blackwell In Person In Person In his latest Comedy Success "My Lady Friends' Guaranteed by the management to be the best Comedy of season Not a motion picture Prices 75c to $2.00 FOR SALE—Young man's suit al- FOR SALE--Young man's suit al- most new. Size 38 or 48. Cost $70. will sell for half. Call 1446 Red. Seat sale Thursday- Mail Orders Now LOST—Gold bar pin between 1234 Oread and Little Theatre. Call 2304. Reward $2.00. 56-3-204 56-5-203 FOR RENT - Two front rooms. Men preferred, Modern house. 1508 New Hampshire. 1600 Red. 55-5-200 LOST—Between Marvin Hall and East Ad, a pair of brown kid gloves, silk-lined. Finder please call 2107 Red. 55-5-201 FOR SALE—New array blankets, O. D. shirting flannel and O. D. shirts, Pried right, 1301 Tenn. Phone, 2126 Black 54-15-97 GIRLS DESIRED WORK during Christmas vacation register at once with Employment Bureau, Myers Hall, Phone 1315. 567-205 FOR RENT-Clean, newly decorated room for boys in strictly modern house. Call 1299. 57-3-207 LOST-A gold watch, Swiss movement with cracked crystal. Between Snow Hall and Fraser, Reward. Phone 1198. 57-2-208 OST—Geology Note book, No name on it, Finder please call Ott. Phone 261. 57-2-200 WANTED— Roommate, boy, room with private bath. 1220 La. $12 per month. Call 1728 Black. 57-2-210 Rooms for boys. Mrs.Mortn,1218 Mississippi—adv. 57-2-206 LAWRENCE OPTICAL COMPANY (Exclusive Optometrist) eyes examed; glasses made. Office 1025 Mass DR. B. I. CHAMBERS. Suite 1 Jack building. Building General practice Special attention to none, throat and ear. Telephone 217. PROFESSIONAL CARDS DALE PRINT SHOP, 1027 Maaas, St CHRIOPRACTORS DRS. WELCH AND WELCH—PALMER GRADUATES. Offices 927 Mass. Sut. Phone. Office 115. Residence 115K DR. J R BECHTEI. Rooms 3 and 4 over McCulloch's Drug Store. Office Phone 343. Res Phone 1343. DR. FLORENCE J. BARROWS -Osteopathic Physician, Office hours 8:30-12:09; 1:30-5:30, Phone 2337, 909 Maas Street. H. M. HEIDING, F.A. A. U. 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