UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Official student paper of the University EDITORIAL STAFF BUSINESS STAFF Editor-in-Chief ... Paul Plagg Associate Editor ... Herbert Little Assistant Editor ... David Levine Campus Editor ... Charles C. Nicolett Tolograph Editor ... Media Smith Plain Tales Editor ... George Gage Exchange Editor ... Pauline Newman Editorial Director ... Henry B. McCurdy...Business Mgr Lloyd Rippenstein..Ask't Business Mgr Deane W. Malott...Circulation Mgr Gilbert O. Swenson Alfred J. Graves Walter G. Heren Geneva Hunter John K. Histler Catherine Oder Grace Olsen Ruth Armstrong James B. Austin Lucielle Cleveland Burt E. Cochran Steven D. Griffin Gord Gottlieb Gilbert O. Swezen Subscription price $2.50 in advance for the first nine months of the academic year; $2.00 for one semester; 52 cents a month; 15 cents a week. Entered as second-clas mall master September 17, 1910, at the post office at Lawrence, Kannaa, unde the act of March 3, 1879. Published in the afternoon evening a week by students in the Department of Journalism of the University Press or a professor of the Department of Journalism Phones, K. U. 25 and #6. Address all communications to: THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Lawrence, Kansas Phones: 811. 45. 25. and 66 The Daily Kansaan aims to prepare students for the University of Kansas; to go forward by standing for "the ideals that are essential to be obeyed"; to be clean; to be cheerful; to to save more serious problems; to toave more serious problems; to toave more serious problems; to the best of its ability to serve the best of its ability. MONDAY, NOVEMBER 22, 1920 THE ARTILLERY NEXT It was announced at noon today that the Memorial Drive had gone over $200,000 strong among the students. The opening gun of the University's own strenuous campaign to help itself and prove to the state its value, scores a buoyant score. The task of each one of us is just started. The Loyalty committee is basing its expectation for the remaining $800,000 on the alumni, the Lawrence and Kansas City townpeople. The Lawrence campaign, under the leadership of the Chamber of Commerce, started today. The Kansas City campaign is expected to get into full swing next Monday. The campaign among the alumni, who are scattered to the four corners of the earth, will endeavor to raise the remainder of the required sum, and will probably take several months, on account of the distances to be traversed by intelligence of the movement. The alumni must be sold the stadium and student union building. The students must take an active part by hunting out those who can give, and convincing them that they should give. As the agents of this intelligence, then, the students must continue their active support of the drive. Most of them have contributed their mite, and now must help in convincing their families, their friends, and former inhabitants of Mount Oread, of the imperative need of the University for the stadium and student union. A PAT-ON-THE-BACK In giving the public what it wants, the giver is often in ignorance of the wanter's desires. At the 1821 edition of the K. U. Follies which played to a packed audience Saturday night, there was no hint of the risque. All touches of vulgarity had been carefully erased from its composition, and the production will pass on into history as one to the clearest ever seen at this university. This phase met with some disapproval. There are many students who regret that they were forced to see rather than to laugh. They dislike the departure of the personal element which had been so freely evident in former years. They are dissatisfied with the removal of playlets and dialogues, refusing to glory in the fact that dancing and singing have entirely supplanted them. These self-constituted critics claim that the show Saturday night was unbalanced. And in this they were right. But they forget that there is scarcely ever a happy medium. There is no Utopian stage just as there is nothing else Utopian. And it's worth many a congratulatory pat-on-the-back to the producers that the entire 1921 Follies was such that ny student might have been duly road to let his mother see the show. FUTURE STUDENTS Now that a nun's students have folded their tents and silently departed from hence, it is timely that we stop and ask ourselves the question, "What kind of an impression did every visitor carry away?" It would probably be worth dollars to the University if we knew the truthful and sinceré answer to this question. If we knew that the visitors felt that this institution is filled with the democratic, fun-loving, yet earnest and hard working student body, each of us would be proud. Courtesy is one of the fundamenta principles by which we should greet and entertain these guests of the University. If we have been discourteous in any degree we have lost some possible students. Another precept which should be followed is that governing our attitude toward studies—the real work at hand. If we speak lightly or depressingly of our courses or professors someone is liable to carry away a wrong impression, and will not be likely to choose K. U. as an ideal educational institution. THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN During the year, the University will entertain other visitors, notably the basketball and track men through out the state. There will be another chance to measure our ability to favorably impress young men and women. Let us hope that we succeed. KANSAS LEADS AGAIN The appell of Governor Allen to President Wilson to close the Chicago Board of Trade at a crucial moment this fall when speculators were President Wilson to close the Chicago Board of Trade at a crucial moment this fall when speculators were knocking the bottom out of the wheat market has not been without results, although they are not coming from the direction of the White House. A Kansas wheat grower and new member of the state senate, E. E. Frizzil of Larned, осeares that he is going to introduce in the next session of the Kansas legislature a bill that will make it a criminal offense for a speculator to sell a bushel of grain which he does not own. This bill if made a law, will tend to stabilize the grain market and do away with speculation by such organizations as the Board of Trade in the state of Kansas. In this manner, the supply and demand equation will rule the market. The grain grower will not lose from ten to ninety cents a bushel for his different grain crops because some corporation has a corner on the market, and consequently will not pay the price that should be forthcoming to the farmer to give him a fair living and a modest profit from his labor. The state of Kansas has lead in many necessary reforms in the past, radical as some of them may have seemed when started. This legislation, if properly considered, passed, and enforced, will insure the big agriculturists of Kansas, the wheat growers, of a square deal and a fair price for their crop. If the speculator is barred from perating in the state, the state has, lose its duty toward its citizens. The proposed bill seems to solve the difficulty and provides the solution for a knotty problem which the grain growers have had to face. All drives for funds at Oberlin College this year will be combined up to one be known at the Student Campus activities coming in for support from this source will include the M. Y. C. A. W. Y. W. C. A. Shani, and miscellaneous activities such as the Student Volunteer band, Central European Relief, and all other enterprises. The nets are set aside by the nets are set aside by the student expenses. This willIVATE late canvases. The totals to be raised for the organizations is $13,500. At least 1,600 must contribute. The women at Ft. Collins, Colo., according to the Rocky Mt. Collegian, have been considering plans for women's club house in preference to a building that would not definite, but if they decide on the club house the building will have a dancing floor, a swimming pool, a kitchenerite, a gymnasium, and a dining room. The clubhouse are palms and a tiled floor to complete the scene," says the Collegian. VERSE BY HARRY KEMF By Permission of Brentano's, New York Why, when I pass through moving faces And, in the midat of the long day's traffic Visions of beauty no man knows or, None can see? "ky must I dream of surf a-thunder On an ahh, ahh ahead?" From Flora, a book of drawings by Pamela Ware, age 12, five years after the death of her husband. A series of "illustrated poems" of William Hewlett, London, 1884, by William Hewlett, London. LISTEN! Quiet your faces; be crossed every thumb. Fix on me deep your eyes . . . Our ball will come. Old, and javelin, and jawful. 132 apples in 1922. Vise as the King who learned of the heca. Old as the pobbles that fringe the cold sea: beek Then learned of the emmets again. 100% Then learned of the emmets again. Old as the fruits that in mistletoe time; the fruit is an amber; so snow. Lovely as an amber, as anw; Wise as the fool, who, when cared for, becomes an object. Old as the words rhyming Thomas snuffed sweet. When pillion he rid with the made him pine, Sang Hey, fol, hol, lilly to! Lovely as old-craft; wise as the street, Where the roofs of the humble Hast! There's a stirring, there's wind A whirring of birds on the wing Like a river of water my story shall flow. Like runnels of water sing. UNDERS OF WATER SING WALTER DE LA MARE When pillion he rid with the Queen; If men want to exclude the feminine vote they need merely raise the voting age to thirty-one years. State University orders have been issued by the Commandment of Cadets On Other Hills If students would only work as hard for knowledge as they do for grades! Japan wonders why the Golden Gate is closed and then slips in our back door. There is one sure thing about hol-shevism: it's hard on the pomade manufacturers. sued by the Commandment of cases that there shall be no student snake dances after unarmed football games at the War College. An amendment, however, provides that snake dances can be given after the unimportant games, if the caddies obtain permission from the commandment. "A rolling stone gathers no moss." But a person drinking Lawrence city water does. Better keep one friend than several acquaintances. Those who were dropped by the The reason given by the Command for the taboo was an overflow of Tiger spirit by the upstate crowd. The "Revelire" is of the opinion that if snake dances are given after every football game, that the spirit will die when all the end of the season when all the important games of the season are played. Fifteen men students were dropped from Washington University as an aftermath of the deluge of mid-quartz dust that washed into the recorder's office recently. Forty-two students were put on probation, and will eventually be dropped, unless the average of their work is higher than the number of conditions given is 704. recover, received conditions in two or more of their subjects, and in more than half of their registered hours. A probationary period was allowed to whose conditions covered two or three of their subjects more than one third of their hours. The K. U. Women's Medical Association will meet Tuesday evening, November 23 at 7:30, Robinson Gymnasium, Room 104. The title for discussion is "The Doctor and His Responsibility to Society. There will also be an election of officers—Myrtle L. Fridell, President. ANNOUNCEMENTS The conditions, probations, and dismissals are about the same in number as in fall quarters of last year, with an additional statement from the recorder's office. A meeting for the formation of the Shawnee County Club will be held Tuesday night at 7:30 o'clock in Room 106, Green Hall. All students who live in Shawnee County are urged to come. Students who have peacocks which hey would lend to the K. U, Band or the Missouri trip are requested and leave their names and addresses. All members of the K, U, band will meet at Watkins' Bank, at the corner of Eleventh and Massachusetts, in full uniform, at 7:40 o'clock Tuesday. The correct section will meet at the Phil Mu Alpha house at 7:00 o'clock A meeting of the Mandolin Club will be held in the east basement of Central Administration building, Tuesday, Nov. 27, at 5:30 o'clock. If you want this to be a real organization be there and bring one else who plays a stringed instrument with you...Roy G. Ziesis. A motion picture picture on forestry work of the A. E. F., will be given at a meeting of the Architectural Society in Marvin Hall, at 7:30 ackoct Tuesday evening. Captain Grennat, who has charge of the engineers' section of the R. O. T. C. here, will give the lecture. Important meeting of KU.KU Klan Tuesday night 7:15, 205 Fraser.— Chef KU.KU. There will be a meeting of the Minin Engineers Society 4:30 o'clock Monday, in the Geology lecture room. There will also be a talk on his trip to South America. Dean Blackmar of the Graduate School announces that Chancellor Lindley will address all members and their friends of the Graduate School Tuesday morning at 8 o'clock in Fraser Chapel, the office of the Graduate to the Graduation by the Chancellor and every one is urged to attend. A meeting of the mandolin club will be held in the east basement of Central Administration building Tuesday November 23, at 7:30 o'clock. If you want this to be a real organization, be there and bring some one else with you who plays a stringed instrument.,—R. Ziesenia. LOST~ At postoffice, Fraser Hall, or second floor Snow, English craven raineau. Reward. Call 1019. 32-2-188. WANT ADS ROOM FOR RENT for two boys. 1001 Maine. Call 1599 Black. 51-2-189. FOR SALE—New army blankets, O. D. shirting flannel, and O. D. shirts. Priced right. 1301 Teen Phone. 2126 Black. 47-5-173 A WDC Pipe is the biggest value that the World's Largest Pipe Manufacturers can put into a pipe. The WDC is a good, satisfying smoke, and bound to break in sweet and mellow every time. Highest quality of bit, band and bowl; craftsmanship of the highest order—that's what we mean by *bigger value*. Ask any good dealer. WANTED—Typing to do of evenings LOST — Psychology text. Friday morning on campus. Finder call 1244 La. Phone 268. 512-1-187 WM. DEMUTH & CO., NEW YORK WORLD'S LARGEST MAKERS OF FINE PIPES and spare time. Get your themes typewritten. Call 426. 51-5-186 Will the party who took gym shoes from locker No. 617 kindly return and get the box in which they came. - adv. Bernice Ackerman announces the opening of her classes in the Grecian ballet, interpretive, and Oriental theater. Phone 101, 107, 8263—adv. LOST—Brown, silk skirt, blouse Ad. and Spooner Library. Finder please return to 1121 La. or call phone 0056. 50-12-82 LOST—Left in Room 205 Fraser the "Confessions of Mrs. Solomon." Return to Kansan Office. 50-2-183 Will person who took new, belted garbeline at Journalists Banquet Thursday night return same to Pi Mason or to Re Mehan for Medal ward—Adv CHRIOPRACTORS DR. H. L. CHAMBERS. Suite 1. Jackson Building, General Practice, Special attention to nose, throat and ear. Telephone 217. PROFESSIONAL CARDS AWRENCE OPTICAL COMPANY (Ex- clusive Optometrists). Eyes examen: glasses made, Office 1025 Maa. S DRS. WELCH AND WELCH—PALMER GRADEMITES. Office 927, Mass. St. Phones. Office 115, Residence 115K. A. G. ALRICH P-印eting, Engraving, Binding Office Supplies, Rubber Stamps Printing, Engraving, Binding Office Supplies, Rubber Stamp Stationery, Seals, Stencils 295 Mass Street 736 Mass. Street F. B. McCOLLOCH, Druggist Eastman Kodaks L. E. Waterman and Conklin Fountain Pens THE REXALL STORE 847 Mass. SL The Smart Looking, Popular Shop for CAMPUS and CLASS ROOM ideal, All Round College Shoe Same High. Quality as the TOM LOGAN GOLF SHOE If your dealer cannot supply you, would you like to shop at THOMAS HLOGAN COMPANY Harmony, Macau "Send for the Tom Logan Calendar thick pictures, suitable for framing ie international Golf match between uimet, Ray and Vardon." FOR the student or prof, the superb VENUS outstretches for perfect penial work, 17 black degrees and 3 copying. DR. J R BECHTEL. Rooms 2 and 4 over McCulloch's Drug Store, Office Phone 213. Res Phone 143. sured. 1101 Mass. St. Phone 1421. Residence Phone 1761. DALE PRINT SHOP. 1027 Mass. St. Phone 228. F. FLOREANCE J. BARGONS 120 toopathic Physician, Office hours 8:30 12:50; 1:30-5:20. Phone 2327, 909 Mass Street. DR H. REDING, F.A. U. Building. Eye ear, nose, and throat. Special attention to fitting grasses and tonsil work. Phone 513. DR, ALBRIGHT—Chiropractor—Radio —Therapy—Massage —Results guars DR. G. W. JOXES, A. M. M. D. 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