Hall hut hill houses home garage laboratory locate and letters rent room the house need physician of the port or city large velocent the part late not out gen the de th th THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Farmers Hold Balance of Power On Football Squad—Age of Men Stumps Methusalah at 705 Years Head Coach Forrest G. Allen is sponsoring a mass of farmers in our midst. This alarming information was brought to light this morning by an intensive research conducted by members of the department of plant biology at the Ursula Cubs" into the past history of the members of the football team. Most of the members of the football team have unblemished pasts. Of the thirty members of the squad fifteen confessed to having come of agricultural ancestry and were based on the farm. The music of the Jersey is as music to their ears, and a fast life, as far as they are concerned, consists of Ford-ing to town and seeing a moving picture show. This explains why the number of the square on the eve of the conflict with the mighty Nebraska eleven. Plutercate ancestry counts for nothing with the K. U. gridders. Carl McAdams who listed his father's occupation as "olist producer" with the KU Gridders has the most unlimited income, is just a sub. Dan Harrison of Downs confesses his dad is a banker while Gordon Saunders father is in the music business. Harry Kane's father and his brother are ancestors both railroaders in Kansas, and merrily juggle the cars of wheat to and fro over the state. Fourteen seniors, grave, stolid and solemn, grace the football squad. They lend dignity on all possible occasions, and calm the disorders of obstreperous as whenever the mere juniors and sophomores cast their football shoes too rockedly at each others' heads in the drassing shack. Nicknames are common, to say the least, in the ranks of the pigkin luggers. Two "Redshirts" are numbered in their midst, while "Blueshirts" "Chaufer," "Farmer," "Father Time" and "Arnie" an murmur in opposing teams—sometimes. ALUMNI NOTES Harry Paris, c'23, spent Saturday and Sunday in Kansas City visiting Herbert Steininger, c'21. Leland M. Shout, c21, spent Sun day with his parents in Kansas City Lloyd Young, e'22 will go to Attend the Wednesday evening to attend the 42nd Rainbow Division Reunion which will be held Nov. 10, 11, and 12. The combined age of the thirty-one members of the squad makes Menthusahah look like an infant. 706 The only person on the team who is not subject to the frivolous nomenclature is Mr. Lomberg who preserves his mutuelle dignity through the most interesting. Ann Park has returned to school after a week's stay at her home in Atchison. Mrs. Vincent and Mrs. Embleton both of Topeka, were in Lawrence Sigma Phi Sigma gave their Fall Party at the Country Club Friday night. Many notables are among the midst of Coaches Allen's and Laasiet's proteges. Johnny Bunn is president of the senior class, "Clubb" Fraker leads the destinies of the sophomores and upon Gordon Saunders rests the burden of bringing out a Junior Froim in meeting with Fraker. Fraker Frankedville and George Nettels are members of the student self-government association. Two and one half tons of stalwart manhood are trying to make "K" this year. To be exact, 5182 pounds are pushed across the scapes in the weighing sheds each evening. This averages 165 pounds per man but most of the men weigh eight or eleven pounds for calculations of the journalslists do not seem to ring true. Why, the cub can't imagine. years they number 12. He'll take the baby, Sweet Serena* Higgins is only 19. He will learn to walk beak up. He is thought. The average age of the squad is 22.7 years, our lighting calculator has just announced after a two-hours session with Prof. Ashton from the department of mathematics. The footballers are mostly native sons. Some of them are alleged to have at one time possessed a speaking knowledge of the Kannas language, but most of them have cast aside the pastful and私 manial skills that they acquired from the minds of the student body the fact that he is a member of the Quill Club. But, no matter what they weigh, it a larsupian 'football team', Larrup is in a colloquium for molasses and is sent to Nebraska to get stuck Saturday. Friday visiting their sons, Robert Embleton, c24, and Cranston Vincent, s2', at the Sigma Pihla sigma house. Chalton A. Powers, e "22", spent the week-end at Norman and Oklahoma City. A business meeting of the Archi- MOAK & HARDTERFER Eldridge Taxi Station Phone 148 BAGGAGE and TRANSFER LEFAX = Leaf + facts Get the LEFAX habit and systematize your technical, business and intellectual vitality. Come in and visualize this Up-To-The-Minute system of pulling stumps in the way of a Student on the Road to Success. It is helping thousands to win—why not YOU? F. I. CARTER, Distributor 1025 Massachusetts St. tectural戏 was held at 4:30 o'clock, Tuesday afternoon in Marvin Hall. After the meeting special piano music was furnished by Homer F. Nevil, one of the members of the society. Virgil Lemon, of Troy, a former K. U. student, is visiting at the Pi K. A. house. Mr. Lemon is here taking the Pharmacy Board examination, and will remain here for the K. U. -N. U. game Saturday. Alumni who will visit at the P. I. A. house for the Nebraska game are, Homer Hunt, A. B. '19. Mike Lowenwater, Walter Wentz. Michael Tucker, LLB. LLL.B. Virgil Lemon, Floyd Hockenhull, A. B.'20; Dayton Glenn and Bob BeeR. Professor Kelly of the department of education has gone to Washington, D. C. to attend the annual meeting of the National Association of State Universities. The Presidents of each State University is the usual one to go, but as Chancellor Lindley was unable to attend the election was elected to take his place. He will return home Monday evening. Kelly Goes to Washintgton. "Rock Chalk, Jay Hawk, K. U." It was a crisp autumn day, School was out, and the "Jayhawks to be" play who about Mount Oread were rumping along, happy that their day's work was over. Youthful Jayhawks Linger About Oread A group of a dozen youngsters had playfully gathered together on Twelfth and Ohio. Further, they were all of the fairer six. Suddenly their laughter and yelling caused—cause, indeed, voices there came a familiar tune. "Far above the golden valley." At the end of the first verse, the music stopped, and a dozen little ones started with all their might, to a loud: "Rock Chalk, Jay Hawk, K. U . . "A block farther up the hill, the sounds attracted the attention of a number of young ladds. No sooner heard, than a similar tune, and a similar outburst of enthusiasm began to echo back. The boys floated away, over the treetops, and down the hill. The unnoticed gatherings broke away into cheerful laughter, and good THE LAW OF GROWTH DEMANDS REGULARITY THE BODY that got only an occasional hour's exercise would be weak and pony. THE SPIRIT of the man who neglects spiritual values must, according to the same law, inevitably be shallow and degree by attending one class a month. THE MIND could never be developed to any valuable degree by attending one class a month. The First Baptist Church Offers You a Spiritual Gymnasium TRAIN REGULARLY Welcome, Cornhuskers Shake, Old Grad— we're glad to see you! HOUK'S BARBER SHOP "The Shop of the Town" 927 MASSACHUSETTS ST. Varsity-Bowersock FRIDAY-SATURDAY WALLACE REID "What's Your Hurry" "Jiggs in Society" also Comedy MACK SENNETT 5-Reel Comedy in "Married Life" also Pathe News No.86 Thus, the youthful Jayhawks are passing the old tune and spirit along, that has found a place in the hearts of thousands who have come and been part of a part of the great Jayhawk family, which lives about Mount Ouread. times. Daily Kansan Goes to Boston The Daily Kansan has added another state to its territorial circulation and now will be sent to the eastern coast of the United States. Miss Margaret Lodge, 706 Hunting Avenue, Boston, Mass., has arranged to have the paper sent there. Miss Lodge has been invited to visit the Will公立Health Service Hospital, Boston and is still anxious to keep in touch with the University. Miss Gretzke Frame, instructor in physical education at the University, who was taken ill with pneumonia last fall and brought rapidly at the University Hospital. Enroll in Red Cross, Friday. 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