C E A D i n o t l O N I W a s P THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Official student paper of the University of Kansas EDITORIAL STAFF Editor-in-Chief ... Perd Gottlieb Associate Editor ... Ruv Hunton Chairman ... Berry Campbell Campus Editor ... Joe Bowie Telegraph Editor ... Alfred Merville A. G. Rewind Plain Tale Editor ... Paul White Litchfield School ... Litchfield Alumni Edit ... Arthuromatry BUSINESS STAFF BOARD MEMBERS Henry B. McCury...Business Mgr Lloyd Ruppenthal.Aaart Business Mgr Deane W. Malott..Circulation Mgr James B. Audin Burt E. Cootch George Gauss Walter G. Heren Horbert Lütte Geneva Hunt Pauline Newman Charles C. Nicolet Catherine Oler Grace Olson Media Smith Silbert O. Swer Subscription price $2.50 in advance for the first nine months of the academic year; $2.00 for one semester; $6 a month; 15 cents a week. Entered as second-class mail matter September 17, 1910, at the post office at Lawrence, Kansas, under the act of March 3, 1879. Published in the afternoon dives a week by students in the Department of Journalism the press of the University and the press of the Department of Journalism. Address all communications to THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAS Lawrence, Kansas UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAS Lawrence, Kansas Phones, K. U. 25 and 46. The Daily Keesa aims to pre-achieve the best possible University of Kansas; to go farther than any standing for the ideas she will present; to be clean; to be choosy; to leave more actions proactive; to serve the best of its ability; and to serve the best of its ability. MONDAY, NOV. 8, 1920 BREAK NEBRASKA! The football team of the University of Oklahoma proved to be our superior Saturday; but the defeat was an honorable one. We were beaten by clearly the strongest team in the Missouri Valley; and there is satisfaction in knowing that our downfall was not suffered at the hands of weaklings. And while the defeat was little short of a catastrophe, following, as it did, a series of games in which our line had not been crushed, there are little grains of satisfaction to be picked up here and there in the outcome of the Missouri Valley games Saturday. Oklahoma made four touchdowns on Missouri, and only three on us. We seared nine points on the Sooners to Missouri's seven. At Columbia, the Tiger crossed the Kansas Aggie line once and, won by a field goal. The latter game should be especially gratifying, because Missouri clearly failed to make the showing against the Aggies that Kansas did. And it all bodies well for the Thanksgiving game. But now we are concerned with the immediate future. On next Saturday the ancient enemy from the North will be our antagonists, and there must be 3,700 minds concentrated upon one single event for next Saturday afternoon—Nebraksa's defeat. Nebraksa is not invincible, and it is certainly within the realms of Kansas' football ability to inflict on her a stinging defeat. We must look forward to the game with the same ambitious hopes that prevailed prior to the Oklahoma game, and we must do all within our legitimate power to see that those hopes are realized, not shattered. We must break Nebraksa! We must break Nebraska! THE GREAT MOTHER Th Red Cross begins its fourth roll call on Armistice Day. In the busy rush of the modern world, we are prone to forget that the Red Cross is doing every day of the year, because it works so effectively and quietly in our very midst. While we concern ourselves with our several tasks and continue our uninterrupted ways, the great Mother of every nation is helping take care of what were once virile men, the victims of the Great War; while we live in security, she ventures out into the flooded districts and plague-ridden spots of the world and gives succor to the untouffered there; while we eat and drink, she crosses the ocean and alleviates the suffering of the starving inhabitants of our more unfortunate sister nations. She does all of this unostentatiously without praise, and invites every one of us to share in her noble triumphs for humanity. Once a year only, she ask us to show our appreciation for our own health and prosperity by contributing to the welfare of those who suffer at home and abroad. She needs our cooperation and our financial aid. Last November, the student body of the University, almost unanimously, joined the Red Cross. The A. E. F. Club, which has not been revived this year, conducted a thorough campaign through the student body and the faculty, and met with a splendid response. Every student, whether he is cancled personally or not, owes it to himself and to humanity to show his appreciation for his fortunate state of being and his sympathy and interest in the rest of humanity by renewing his membership in the Red Cross or by joining it this year if he is not already a member. EMINENTLY LAWFUL Since women students have become such an important part of the "ppp" meetings at the University of Kansas during the football season, smoking has been prohibited, although wrestling and boxing matches are on the program. In view of these consistences, the habit of calling the meeting "smokeless smokers" seems eminently proper—Kansas City Star. The gallantry of University men is without question, but while we are on the subject, it is not inappropriate to add that there is a statute prohibiting smoking in buildings owned by the state. Carnuso's voice must be a golden bead, if he received $250,000 for leven concerts. AN END TO GRAFT One of the surest signs that the University is advancing beyond the stage of crookedness is the growing tendency of the students to cooperate in an effort to drive out all forms of individual profiteering and advancement at the expense of the majority. Danees to be given at cost, free entertainments which will appeal to every type of student, a fair and open method for raising money for any organization, are a few of the problems which confront the University. That the students are willing and even anxious to support the principals back of these efforts to promote a square deal in all student affairs has been indicated by the readiness of different organizations to conform with the suggestions offered by advisory committees. Their representatives have appeared before those in authority, presented their cases clearly, and asked for advice in regard to the raising of money for purposes which they considered worth while. One suggestion which has been made in an attempt to give everyone a fair chance to prove whether or not his organization is a worth while and his efforts to raise money of an advantage to the students, rather than an effort to bleed them, is that a committee be formed before which each case is to be presented. This committee should be capable of determining the worthiness of the organization itself as well as its proposition to raise money. THE MORAL WAGER Just as a matter of point and illustration, it may be noted that at one fraternity house this week seven men "quit smoking." A penalty of some five dollars for each man was affixed, and it seems that Lady Nicotine has lost some of her followers. In Ithaca, N. Y., a woman 'throw away a mililum of radium worth $13,000 because it irritated her. As a result, the seawers around the hospital are being torn up in an effort to recover the body. It was being used in the hope of cure cancer from which the woman was suffering. Realizing that a moral is usually the burnt pie-crust at the end of otherwise well-cooked meal, it may nevertheless be well to seek general truth from the above information. Too many young men and young women of the present day are unable to break habits unless the "sawing off" includes a provision whereby violation will mean the payment of something. In reality, it is betting. If the analysis of one's self shows that in order to break a habit, a wager is necessary, then more concentration is needed on determination. VERSE BY HARRY KEM By Permission of Brentano's, New York. WHEN THRAN WAS KING. VIKING SONG When Thran, that mighty Viking, Was over-lord. When they find the swallow, Our ships were swift as swallows On dipping wing; There was never part of the speak. There was never rust or the spear head n Memory of Theodor e Roosevelt There was never rust on the oaklock When Thron was king; we began to know he blows Multitudinous as armies that blends wide tow we shouted at the oar-swee As down the day around How we should at the car door As down the day Our beaked prow clove asunder Their skin way The stars they camped about us, and the great title And the great tide Was powdered golden with them Wast powder with them would beheld That might wust true, but Magic That naught was true but Magic And, wonder-spelled. We new Romance was greater Than fact can say Fringed round with foam That almost slew forever Of frost. Oh, there were lands to greet us Finished round with foam As the dawn set us, golden, in golden day. . . That almost slew forever All thoughts of home; On, there were copper women In isles suntrod each shining tower a ruby, A gem, each stone . . . Who bent down low before us. Each man, a, god; nd there were ancient cities That loomed alone All thoughts of home: On there were copper wome Yes, we've come back to Norlain, New Thames he did. To men who love their balloons And small bodies. Who think that we are children And amole sakane. Vantage Sophomores at the Oregon Agricultural College have voted to have a class insignia. The insignia chosen for this year is a knitted vest that can be worn by women as well as men. Get Better At the University of California, 46 per cent of the students are wholly or partially self-supporting. The average pay received is 40 cents per hour. MRS. HARDY BROWN NELSON teaching rhetoric at the University this year obtained her A. B. degree at Michigan University and also her A. M. at Michigan. Mrs. Nelson took work toward her Ph. D. at Chicago and Pennsylvania Universities. Mrs. Nelson has been teaching for the past eight years and aside from her teaching has contributed to magazines and periodicals. The last contribution was a story entitled, "The Gold Piece," which was published in the Atlantic Monthly last year. This story was one of a series written by Ms. Nelson that series are: "Marrying Time," "Milky Way," and "The Vacation of Charlie Franch." Mrs. Nelson has written a number of plays which have been acted by various organizations here in Lawrence. One, "Oh for a Wife," was played for the A. C. A. at one time and since that time she was married a year ago last summer to Professor Nelson of the School of Medicine. George Ade, famous humourist, and author of "Tables in Slang" or William Allen White, author of a "A Certain Rich Man," and editor of the Empress Kate's address to the sixth national convention of Sigma Delta Chi, professional journalistic fraternity at Norman, Klau. Nov. 1, 19, and 20. On Other Hills The women of the University of Arizona have for the first time organized a woman's self-government association, adopted a constitution, and established an independent organization, with no older authority. The constitution was adopted without change except one section which read that the social hour should close and study hour begin at 10 a.m. on Tuesday to 7:15. Every woman regularly enrolled in the University is eligible to membership. The object of the organization is to regulate all matters pertaining to the student life of its students. Students are juried of the faculty or the student body organization, and be a medium whereby the standards of the University can be made and kept high. SELFISH OR WILLING University of Missouri students are spending less money this year than ever before, according to a survey among several of the leading merchants in Columbia. The confectioners and barber shops seem to suffer the most from the sudden decrease in spending. The men are letting their children leave and their mothers at the knees. One well-known shoe shiner said the men are becoming careless about their personal appearance. University of Washington Daily Considerable comment has passed among women students following the March 2015 report that few people try to monopolize the honors about the campus. The idea of monopoly is an unfortunate one in this instance. The word suggests a puruant which is scarcely conceivable. The accusation points to the overburdening of UW under manifold executive duties. If the point system, so ideally planned, were in smooth working order, this trouble would not exist. It is likely that they would be burdened ones. They do not "grab." It is rather the fault of those who elect or the executive who appoints. Certain individuals are well known to be willing and they are selected for There are hundreds of willing and capable workers as yet undiscovered. Adviseably the heavy burdens of the few should be shared by the many. They must be trained so that the more one has to do, the more one can do. Therefore when election time comes, or some executive council meets, the tired but capable friend is given the power as the case may be. They do not monopolize them, imposed upon them. Knighthood in the Order of the Redeemer has been conferred by Alexandros, king of Greece, upon Dr. George M. 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