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THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
Official student paper of the University of Kansas
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FRIDAY, NOV. 5, 1920
DER TAG
Tomorrow will be a significant day in the 1920 history of Kansas football activities. Tomorrow it will be decided if Kansas is to continue on an uninterrupted, triumphant march of victories towards the Missouri Valley championship, or whether our hopes are to be blasted and cast to the four winds. It will be the day of days, and we must not lose hope.
Oklahoma this year constitutes a most formidable opponent. She is to be feared more this year than last, or the year before. Itonie Owen's players, before the Missouri game, had done nothing to indicate that they were weaklings. But last Saturday was a day of surprises, and the Missouri Tigers went home with heads. Tomorrow will be the day for Kansas to show her actual standing in the Missouri Valley. We have faith in the team, and we do not fear the result.
The three most difficult games on the season are still in the future for Kansas. Oklahoma, Nebraska and Missouri are all superior to Drake, Ames and the Kansas Aggies. Tomorrow will see the first of three games that will test the Kansas strength to the limit. But we do not fear those tests.
We are not so sure of victory as we have been on the eyes of other games this season, because the enemy looms up in the pathway like a mountain, and it is difficult to dry clean a mountain. But we shall try, and falter not.
- Yes, tomorrow is the day. We believe we are going to win, and we must not lose hope!
DOLLAR ROMANCE
It is sometimes said that a college is a place where people go for the purpose of improving their tastes. According to the answers to a questionnaire sent out by the Rev. E. A. Edwards, pastor of the Lawrence Episcopal church, University woner have succeeded. It is very evident that they have required very cultivated tastes as regards husbands and their rock thooks.
If the answers to Rev. Mr. Edward's questions are to be taken as a criterion, K. U. women have bound and gagged romance with the dollar mark. Think of it, men. They want husbands who are making $400 a month at the start. This will cause some head-scratching on the part of the man who have shown more than a passing interest in matrimony. These men had been going along under the mistaken impression that marriage had something to do with the love proposition, and they never once dreamed that an essential to the acquisition of a life companion was the ability to come home with a barrel of money every month. If this thing keeps on, the time is imminent.
iment when only captains of finance will be eligible to propose.
Only one fragile straw remains. It is hoped that the women were simply stating their desires, not their demands.
MAINTAINING MORALE
Helping maintain University morale
the best thing the Y. M. C. A. does.
it does its work with little accompaniment of noise or publicity, but here are results just the same.
ment of noise or publicity, but are results just the same.
Just now the matter of football loyalty is being worked on. The discussion groups, which have been conducted under competent leaders in fourteen fraternity houses since school began, are dealing with the question. These groups do not sermonize—they discuss. And since only live problems are taken up, the interest in them is steadily on the increase. The discussion groups are held every two weeks, and at alternate biweekly intervals, the leaders meet at Myers Hall to prepare for the next week's discussion. Matters of wide range, but all of University interest, are discussed in preparation for the meetings at the fraternity houses.
This week's question is the maintenance of football loyalty, what constitutes it, and how it may be made permanent. Opinions are asked for from all members, and the discussions are rapidly becoming a big feature in maintaining University morale.
"ENTER MADAME"
Metropolitan dramatic critics are giving much favorable comment to "Enter Madame," produced by Brock Pomerbiont, a K. U. graduate of 1908. The new play is opening the season at the Garrick Theater in New York. Mr. Pomerbiont began his career as a reporter on the Emporia Gastez, and later went to the New York Evening Mail. His work in the stage profession began when he became assistant dramatic editor of the New World World.
The play itself is a clever presentation of the married life of "Madame," a temperamental, 'over-sentimental prima dora, and her husband, an ordinary man, involved in a flirting with a gay, jealous widow. There are many clever lines in the play, as the plaint of the neglected wife who says, "Marring, of course, is a gag, but it's not solitary." And again when she speaks of the unemotional Americans, "Here when the heart speaks, the lips say, 'Fine weather we're bearing.'"
The University of Kansas has produced men of varied professions, but few have entered the dramatic world. Mr. Pemberton seems to have a very successful play in "Enter Madame," any may be expected to do more in the profession of George M. Cohan.
THE SUPER-CRIME
Valuable papers, belonging to a member of the faculty staff, have been destroyed. Malignantly torn into shreds, they have been eased upon the sportive breastes that rattle the foliage and wear-apparate on the campus.
What make the crime more heinous is the fact that on those papers were lecture notes of an ancient origin. For twenty years those time-worn jottings were, speaking physiologically, the back-bone of a certain course. In that time, thousands of students have sat in rapt or slumburnation attention and listened to the weighty thoughts that indirectly emanated from those mute papers. Hundreds of graduates have carried those thoughts into successful battles in the modern business world. Now the papers are gone—continued to an untimely end.
Now it is known to many, that some things improve with age. Those papers, yellowed by the passing years, were no exception. Like all things ancient, they had an intangible value. Even their color, which was a cross between the complexion of a spotted mongrel cur and a box of lemons, was to be revered. Furthermore, they were traditions.
Each college man and woman should be aroused over this loss. Think what it means! Look at the matter philosophically! Philosophy says that man is but a bundle of ideas. If this is true, and a man has half of his ideas on paper and this paper is destroyed—what is left of the man?
THE BALLAD OF ENGLISH JOHN THE BUCCANEER
VERSE BY HARRY KEMF
of Brentano's. New York.
By Permission
And covered me from eight-
Then, on my feet, I found my arms.
Drawn backward, bound and tight
They dragged me down below i chains,
I didn't think that I'd be caught,
But, midway in the fight,
A score of Spaniards bore me down.
I dreamed, to wake—and dream aga
Of wild, free ocean ways,
...
They recited to see how I lay there in the drip and slime. And listened to me. They gave me bread. I couldn't eat
And flattened to the sea.
They gave me bread I couldn't eat,
And the rats ran over me.
A snark that makes a blaze. . .
We seemed to sail for endless night.
And weary, endless days.
At last, "Get up, you Englishman."
I heard . . . a torch flared red.
One boated at my ratting frog.
One bashed me in the head.
"My friends, I hope we meet in hell
Were all the words I said.
They rode me inland to Madrid
rolling in a cart;
kicked the hangman, laughed at death—
A-rolling in e carr:
They throw me out and books my arm
out, couch my head, my heart-
And I fell and cursed all pain,
in power and ball and mart.
Which made the ladies gay?
They dragged me to a scaffold next;
Though ended now my play,
Not in my goal scene of life.
no indies, williphon, but I a mname
I was a shadow of her, and I a name
Aye, it is a shame his life must fail
Beneath the hammans 'ban''
I was a proper man.
I
cried whispered, 'It's a shame,
(Each) outterting the fan'
On Other Hills
I was a proper Irish,
and each one thought within he
would.
At the University of Michigan, a new idea has been set forth to commemorate men who died in the world war. Before each football game the team throws a ceremonial ball in a position in front of the flagpole. Members of the band and spectators stand with heads uncovered and sing the Star-Spangled Banner. The flag is then lowered to half mast and one of the university's songs is played by the band.
and him as one of the best speakers that appeared last year.
Twelve ecology students from Oberlin illoo a nine week trips by auto to the Pacific Coast last summer. Points of interest visited were, Grand Canyon, Bryce Canyon, Pike's Peak, and the Santa Fe trail was the route traveled. These annual trips are taken for the purpose of studying geology and plant life in the western United States.
"Dad" Elliott, who is engaged in religious work in the colleges and universities of the United States will speak to the students of the University of Minnesota on November 3. 4. and 5.
Four touring cara and a truck were used for transporting the group, which camped alone the way. All of the cars sold and the group returned by rail.
Washington University at St. Louis,
Mo., has just received $220,000 for a new law school building, given by Miss Isabel Malloy January as an alumnus. She drew Valle
January, whose death occurred in
March 8, 1919.
Washington University, responding to a national move to ascertain the student opinion on the political situation in the entire nation, will participate in an all-University straw ballot on the presidential candidates. The honor system is to be tested at the polls, and not personally, and to allow no proxy voting. Identification will not be asked for at the polls.
It will be remembered by all students of the University of Kansas that "Dad" Elliott spoke to the students at a conventation held last year and he was considered by those that heard him as one of the best speak-
Quite a novel idea to initiate the support of campus humorists is being tried out by the University of Oregon for its magazine, "The Sun Dogger." Hereforce all contributions to the "fancy section" had been made by the team, but not by everyone. There variety. In order to bring out this campus interest a society has been formed, men and women students who are interested being eligible for selection. This is done to encourage outside contributions and to make the university more attractive to students' student activity in which virtually every man and woman on the campus can participate. Many students are not aware that they can write humor until they try it. To make the idea more appealing, the student offering a free-time winner, an article will be given railroad fare to the big Oregon
A. J. Elliot is recognized throughout the country as one of the greatest religious leaders in American College work. In his messages to the students he points out the way to a solution of the questions confronting all schools and colleges in the country. The students is constructive and dynamic and as straight to the mark as the aim of a trained artillerian.
Miss Edgina Haseltine, instructor of voice in the School of Fine Arts, was graduated from Drury College with a scientific and musical degree. She has taught at the school in vocal, voice and operatic work in Chicago, Boston and Europe. She has been supervisor of music at Dixon, Illinois, music in Joplin High School school music department of the Colection Music Teachers' College at Gunnison.
Get Better Acquainted
The Compregational church has obtained the services of Miss Haseltine as their chorus director. She is especially interested in this work and believes that advanced music students should have a chance to get acquainted and to learn the forms of sacred music for in future years they will be leading musicians of their choice having need of having had choir experience.
Mental Lapses
Miss Haseline sang in concerts in the American Church at Paris, has been with the Redpath Musical Bureau of Chicago, White and Myer University, and traveled through Kansas with an opera quintette. Many of the students have heard her in their home towns.
In explaining why she came to the University, Miss Haseline said: "I would feel more at home here because the history of the place makes it especially attractive to me. My grandfather was an early lawyer of Lawrence and I was very fortunate too, I consider K. U., a more growing progressive institution than the University of Illinois. So far I have found excellent voices among the K. U. students, well pleased with the University in general, and do not regard my acceptance a position here."
MISS EDNA HASELTINE
"I wouldn't take anything for my four years of choir work," said Miss Haselinet. "You might call it apprenticeship while I was in college, for through that experience I obtained a position because their voices were unable to obtain a position because they had not actual choir experience."
A College Stude?
Ah, Harriette,
I can't forget
the day we met.
How I regret
The way you set
And et and et.
I'm paying yet
for what you et.
Ah, such a 'a' debt!
—Sing Sing Bulletin.
"Stay right ter home 'ere and show my contemp' for the whole billin' of them."—Life.
NEW VOTER SHOWS 'EM!
"Forty years, Mrs. Clancy. I've been waitin' for tlv cho so' I could show them politician what I thought of 'em. They just you will till election day!"
"What are you join' t in 'do on elec-
When these paper suits come into general use, every man can do his own laundry work with the aid of a rubber eraser — Nashville Southern Lumber.
THE VERY LATEST
"What are you goin' t' do on elec tion day, Mis' Figgins?"
A TREND OF THE TIMES
"It's got so these days that a man can hardly wed unless he can show the girl two licenses."
A TREND OF THE TIMES
If Sim Fein is going to bring Gailey into use in the newspapers, it may be responsible for another printer strike. Who could blame the linetype man for objecting to these names which appear in a recent issue of *The New York Times*. At a meeting of the Law and Finance Committee, held on Thursday last, Councillor Domnall O'Caillachian presided, and there were also present—Councillors Padrigh O'Bauchnail, Joseph Bairnden,Padrigh O'Murheadah, Joseph Bairnden,Concubhair D. O'Cleailachair, Domnall A. O-Doaghain, Liam Breamhair, Tadg O'Souillachein, Sean Og O'Brigan antoff Tomas Corea Seihog. The Outlook
"Yes, marriage and automobile."—New Haven Register.
First Stude: How do you manage to order from that menu? Can you read French?
Second Stude: No, but I can read prices! Adapted.
"He calls it "Portrait of a Lady." "He's alone in his belief. The artists say it's no portrait and the women Courtier-Journal.
A few people place their desires and hopes on a mountain top, but a larger number carry their highest ambitions in their stomachs.
The student most be pitied is the one who, with a face like that of a sugar-fed Spitz dog, is always complaining because he cannot find a "date" that is pretty enough to suit him.
College life is much like a game of football. If you get through, if you win out, you have to back the line. If your line is not the line of least resistance.
Many of us make the great mistake if claiming the world's hill-top record before creeping a factory to build our first car.
"Remember these complexions of ours were not made by the sun," said an instructor in discussing the color of the skin of the various human races. But many of them are made by the daughter.
AMERICA NOT INCLUDED
The Nobel prize for literature has this year, according to the "Writer",
be awarded to decinto Benevente,
the Spanish dramatist. The list of
writers whose mischance not to indicate the name of any American. It follows.
1901, Prudhomme; 1902, Momson;
1903, Bjørnason; 1904, Mistral and
Echegrayar; 1905, Slowleiwek; 1906,
Carduelc; 1907, Kipilng; 1908, Echen-
n; 1909, Lagerer; 1910, Heye; 1911,
Masterlink; 1912, Hauntmann; 1913,
Roland; 1914, Heedemant; 1915,
Glickler and Pontiopaul; 1918 and
1919 (not awarded)—The Outlook.
The Conventional Thing
The Conventional Ting
Romantic Youth: Why do you hesitate, darling? We could easily run away and get married.
His Fancy: My dear boy, you're too impassible! Why the only photographs I could leave behind me were his ears and my hair bobbed—Passing Show.
Most of the students will have to fight for Kansas by proxy Saturday, for we cannot all afford to go to school but that kind of fighting will help.
ANNOUNCEMENTS
Freshman and sophomore Jayhawk worker meetings will meet at 3:30 Friday at the Jayhawk office, in Rowland's Annex.
Two Dramatic Club Tryout Plays will be presented at the Little Theatre Wednesday, November 10 at 7:15 o'clock. All outsiders are welcome.
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WHY STARVE?
No man deliberately starves his physical body.
The wise man feeds and develops his mental capacities.
Can a man afford thoughtlessly to starve and dwarf his spiritual possibilities/
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WHY STARVE?
AMONG the most important things a man gains from going through college is poise, which is the result, in part, of his confidence in the impression he makes. The right collar gives the right impression.
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