CEMAdhotomIWannT % OCEAN ADEQUACIONE IVANITA UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Official student paper of the University of Kansas EDITORIAL STAFF BUSINESS STAFF Editor-In-Chief... Walter G. Heron News Editor... Grace Olsen Editor... Fiona Flanagan Telegraph Editor... Lelia Clee School Sport Editor... A. E. Garvine Alumni Editor... E. C. Noyes Editor... C. C. Noyes Exchange Editor... James Austin BOARD MEMBERS Henry B, McCurdy...Business Mgr. Lloyd Ruppenthal. Asst' Business Mgr. Deane W. Malott. ...C circulation Mgr. Burt Armstrong Herbert Little Ruth B C Cochran Catherine Odeer John K Deecher Alfred Graves Meda Smith Geneva Hunter Paul White Joseph Miller Paul White Subscription price $2.00 in advance for the first nine months of the academic year; $2.00 for one semester; $6 a month; 15 cents a week. Entered an second-class mail matter September 17, 1918, at the post office at Lawrence, Kannas, unde the act of March 3, 1979. Published in the afternoon five times a week by students in the Department of Statistics at the University of Kannada, proxies of the Department of Journalism. Address all communications to THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Lawrence, Kansas Phones, K. U. 25 and 66. The Daily Kansan aims to pioneer research and education in the University of Kansas to go farther than standing for the firm's ideals or theories to be clean; to be cheerful; to have more serious problems to leave more serious problems to serve the host of the ability the university has. TUESDAY, OCTOBER 19, 1920 SPARE BULLETIN BOARD A motor car, the driver and other occupants of which are as yet unknown, dug dig-diggarry up Oread Avenue late Friday night. The barricade in front of the library did not stop the car, which merely changed its course and came on up the campus via the sidewalk. THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Its tracks, as seen next morning, showed that the car just missed the campus mailbox,辖皱 narrowly around the Dramatic Club's bulletin board, then crashed squarely into that of the Jayhawk. As a result, the heavy glass was smashed and the board itself badly damaged. Then the car, its tracks show, backed up a bit and continued its trip up the campus. The bulletin boards are not in themselves things of beauty, and the question of having them at the entrance to the campus is a debatable one, but they are the only facility available for advertising student enterprises. And after all, the sidewalk is scarcely the place for motor cars. Student enterprises, worthy of support or they wouldn't be allowed to exist, are the suffers from such acts of vandalism. And the student element is a large part of the student enterprise. The bulletin hards will probably be there for some time to come, the ready prey of any vandal or hoodlum. It does not cost much for the managers of these enterprises to print bills and paste them on the campus walks, and that will be their only recourse should the high mortality rate among bulletin boards continue. Let us have no more such vandalism. ROCK CHALKS AND GRADES Two professors in discussing the results of recent quizzes had occasion to mention cheering in general terms. The comment, to say the least, did not savor of loyalty and was carried on in ordinary conversational terms in a public place in Fraser Hall. Professor Number One said: "I have never known a student to make a grade yet in this University, on account of his ability to give a Rock Chalk!" He also professed annoyance at the continual cheering and rooting that take place on the Hill. Now, the professor may be right in one sense. Just because a student can say, "Rock Chalk, Jay Hawk, K.U.," is no sign that he can pass a quiz in Chemistry, or Analytical Geometry, but anybody that can give a Rock Chalk and put every ounce of spirit and fight in behind him it can pass more examinations in school and after life than can the indifferent student or the grind, because he knows what loyalty and true enthusiasm really are. He may not be fitting himself to grind year after year behind a desk or in a laboratory, but he as who will come back to K. U. and root at a homecoming football game, subscribe to the Student Union fund, or buy bonds in the new stadium. Yes, Mr. Professor, you may be right in a very narrow sense, but you are overlooking the broad interpretation of the Rock Chalk. You remind us of the passive existence that we, as a University, are just emerging from this year. A WORD FOR THE PROF. They're after him again Not content with seeing the professor get his usual, verbal slams from the lips of disgruntled students, a contributor to the Kansan's communication column takes another fling at the University pedagogue. This time it is recommended that all professors who hold their classes over time be distinguished by having their names printed in the Kansan as a punitive measure. Let's have a heart and look at the professor's position once in a while. Suppose a representative of the faculty should send a communication to the Kansan suggesting the publication of the names of all students who come to class late. Such a thing would be almost impossible. The Kansan would be an eight-page paper every evening, and the make-up men would be working over time. Campus news, telegraph news, society news and sporting news would all be crowded out, and the Kansan would look like some kind of a directory. So let's consider before we sentence the professor to be thrown headlaugh into the blazing furnace of pitiless pubicity simply because he holds a class n little late. And even further, would be at all indivisible for every student to make an attempt to get to class every morning on time, instead of arriving fifteen minutes later, bleary cyd, with the taste of toast and coffee still in his mouth, and with the general appearance of early morning tragedy? Try it one, and you'll see a grin on the professor's face such as you haven't seen for a coon's age. BULLDOGS, EXEUNT And what has become of the college building—the famous and always present buildog of the "good old Siwanah" age? Has he fitted his pup tent and slipped silently away along with the pennants and peg-top trousers and steins? What self-respecting frat house in the good old days did not boast of a bench-legged, screw-tailed brimble with a face that would stop a clock and a vicious and never-satisfied appetite for chocolates and horseshoe. Ask your father—any of you—and not a one—but will tell you of some stirring incident or other when "Hundu" or "Bill" or "Fraud" or "Kap" cane bounding to meet him as he stroiled with the little brunette or the tall blonde, and with a joyous yelp laid before him one of a pair of cherished silk vipse or some other intimate object. Those were the good old days when every college man looked like a pugilist and a girl-fuser was looked down upon as a wapling Perhaps the decadence of the college bulldog has come with the disappearance of the oormitory. Perhaps it is the higher cost of maintaining a dog—though that is unlikely. Campus Opinions A change of style is the most probable explanation. The patent-leather-hair man does not care for dogs, or if he does, the Airedale, the fashionable dog of today, is his choice. Everyplace in collages he is displacing the building. Every dog, the sages tell us, has his day, and it licks as though the buildah has had his. To the Erator of the Kansan: campaign buttons. The quickest witted of them are satisfied to prove their acuteness by asking why the Democrats, discarded by the Democrat, as to the EARTH of the Kanduja I believe the students of this University are on over in lacking in their sense of humor and their powers of observation. Maybe it's just because they're too busy with other affairs, which is all very well of course, but I do hate to be told that you're bringing their giftless gift of acumen. an emblem. They seem to forget entirely the name of the candidate. Again for instance, it took a long while for the student body to realize that the candidates were elections was driving at when it christened itself "Too-Too." Its backers spend half their time telling juniors the numerical designation of their party. And once more, the Jayhawk's telephone number seems to be like-wise unappreciated. Again it's a case of numerical designation, but those who connect "one-time-two-one" maybe similar, like a date are few 'uned'. Even the supposedly astute plain tales' editor failed to notice this one, which was on the bulletin board a whole day. It advertised a fresh mixer, and bore in large type an interruption from Meeting the Other Freshman." Democrats discarded the donkey as an emblem. They seem to forget en- Yes, I fear that sense of humor and powers of observation are on the wane on this campus. I understand the editors of the Sour Owl prefer quizmics to searching for original "gags" among the student body. Maybe it's the deadening effect of all these leaves in a sort of stuprer. I hope my statements and beliefs do not go unchallenged, for there is much more proof to be offered. But I must have strong, very strong, evidences before I resist from my belief. I am very melancholy about this state of affairs, my dear Mr Editor, and trust the Kansan can do For instance, none of my friends seem to realize that there is a pun, or at least the semblance of one, in the use of the rooster on the Democratic Sincerely yours, WET BLANKET. A kid party was enjoyed by the Latheran girls and their friends Thursday evening at eight o'clock at the Latheran minister, Rov, Goochring. Crawford County Club. All students from Crawford County are good to meet at the Dtta Upliftation Center. Please contact a order to organize a county club. ANNOUNCEMENTS The K. U., D.ames will meet Wednesday, October 20, at the home of frs. U. G. Mitchell, 1313 Mass, at hree o'clock. Miami County Club will meet tonight at the Sigma Chi House, 7:30 Mandolin Club will meet Tuesday evening at 7:30, east of basement of Central Ad. Blldg. 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