BAUER & COFFEY, 1103 Main St. Kansas City, Mo. The Medal Winners of Kansas and Missouri. Special Rates to K.U. Students. FRENCH PLAY. First Rehearsal Yesterday. The Cast of Characters. The first rehearsal of the French play was held last week afternoon and the leading characters went through their parts very readily. The play this year is to be Paillerons "Le Monde Oui L'on S'ennui," and is one of the most delightful comedies ever written. It is an exposition of affectedly literary society of Paris, and is full of laughable situations. An English translation of the play was given by the senior class in 1896 and made a decided "hit." The play will be given as soon as possible after Lent. The cast of characters is: Bellac, fashionable philosopher, H. H. Smith. Roger, with political hopes, Harold Bozeu. Paul Raymond, just married, Frank Ellis. General de Briais, senator, R. L. Douglas. Virot, a deputy, Daniel Servy. Francois, Mr. Carney. Gaiac, N. J. 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