natural and aerial career Mrs. Arava have nearly board located and the letter of his rooms. They the sc ause used on plain in gu of the portes ortle So large cent cent the part later not cut from the de- die THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Official student paper of the University of Kansas. EDITORIAL STAFF Editor-in-Chief. News Editor.. Campus Editor.. Sports Editor. Sport Editor. Alumni Editor Editor-in-Chief Exchange Editor. BUSINESS STAFF Henry H. McCurdy...Business Mgr. Lloyd Ruppentinal...Business Mgr. Dane Weir. W. Malott...Circulation Mgr. BOARD MEMBERS Catherine Oder Grace Olsen Gilbert Swenson Meda Smith James Autin Burt E. Cochrane Ferd Gottlieb Alfred Graves J. J. Klistter Subscriptions price $2.50 in advance for the first nine months of the academic year; $2.50 for one semester; 30 cents a month; 15 cents a week. Entered as second-class mail matter September 17, at the post office at Lawrence, Kansas, under the act of March 3, 1879. Published in the afternoon five times a week by students in the Department of Journalism of the Embassy of France, press office of the department of Journalism. Address all communications to THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Lawrence, Kansas. Phones, K. U. 25 and 66 The Daily Kansan aims to picture the undergraduate students to go for greater than merely printing the news by standing for the ideas the students write; to be clean; to be cheerful; to be charitable; to be courageous; to be wise; to learn to wiser heads; in all to teach the students of the University. DECIDE FOR YOURSELF TUESDAY, SEPT. 21, 1920 Unable to work out a schedule composed of those courses which he engrossly desires, the average student will ask for information concerning studies of the so-called "snap" variety. Friends, thus solicited, quickly respond. Brown, who has been working in the oil fields, will tell his questioner that geology is a "dinch," and that all one needs in order to get a good grade is a text-book and a smile. Jones, whose summer vacation is newspaper reporting, extols the many virtues of journalism; and Smith, naturally adept at commercial undertakings, will command economies as the best possible stylist in which to easily obtain credits. Dazed, but with the understanding that enrollment in any one of these entails but little work, geography, journalism and economics will be chosen. From then on, weeks slip by with the student only half-heartily doing his assignments until, at the end of the semester, he finds that he was too gruel, that performance of duties is imperative, and that there is great likelihood of failure. At times, then, the student realizes too late that his adoption of the word "credo" was perilous. He comes to know that minds can not be measured similarly; and in time he is led to the true belief that only in one's own mental capabilities is there any basic foundation for decisions as to outlined study. COCOA—THE NATIONAL DRINK Though dezenis of the White Way may sing "Wont You Bring Back Those Wonderful Days," and the "Alcoholic Blues," yet it looks rather dour for the Words, even should the honorable governor of New Jersey have been put in the White House. While prohibitionists and wets are fighting, another king has usurped the throne of Old Taylor, and Rock and Rye. Cocoa has become the national drink of the United States. In 1918 this country consumed, about one-half of the world production of cocoa (cruda) which was some $38,000 pounds. for the last year the total fell off some, yet then there was re-exported nearly $33,000,000 pounds, at a value of over $5,500,000. The net amount of crude cocoa retained in this country is some $280,000,000 pounds. The value of Europe's purchase of American made cacao and chocolate is seen by the jump from $32,485 to $8,071,347. The once terrible example of run must now give way to the more horrible example of a cocoa flour. The innocent fudge of the college girl in Ladice Home Journal stories, has become a potent factor in American economics. HAGUE TRIBUNAL? What has become of the Hague Tribunal? This permanent judicial tribunal which was regarded as one of the most important achievements of the Nineteenth Century, has apparently been overshadowed by President Wilson's insistence on a political League of Nations. The Hague Tribunal was established as a court of arbitration for international disputes and was accessible to all countries. A million dollar Temple of Peace was erected to house it. This court of arbitration successfully adjusted the Pious Fund claim between the United States and Mexico, a dispute with Venezuela and a dozen other controversies which might have proved serious. The Hague Tribunal was founded upon a judicial method of procedure, and seemed to be well adapted to present needs. It might have been utilized to serve further purposes, but the Versailles Conference completely disregarded this machinery of arbitration which had repeatedly proved its value. In place of a successful judicial method it substituted the diplomatic method that had in many cases been found a failure. The Versailles Conference provided for a council composed of diplomats, and made no provision for a judicial Court of Appeals. Each member is concerned chiefly with the interests of his own country and the result is a series of unsatisfactory compromises. Now the League has undertaken to correct this mistake by taking steps toward the creation of an entirely new international court under its own supervision. But many agree that it would have been much better if they had built upon the foundation laid by the Veranalles Conference which was already audited and tested. All that the Hague Tribunalacked to be effective was the power to enforce its own decrees. Such power should undoubtedly be given to a judicial tribunal which has control of world affairs. Ellhu Root, who has had wide experience in affairs of state gives his ideas of the needs of the present time, in the following: "What we need is the substitution of judicial action for diplomatic action, the substitution of judicial sense of responsibility for diplomatic same or responsability." Campus Opinions Editor Daily Kansan: "The big staplelower, north of Myer's Hall on Oread Avo., has been renamed" This quotation, from a recent Kansan news story, should be pleasantly received by most of the student body. For year, the tower has proved an eyesee, and its present rejuvenation is indeed good to look upon. Class emblems and political slogans, as well a exhortations in the interests of the University, have been erased. In addition, the more the structure is free from unspeakable hieroglyphics resembling animal crackers. Now that this improvement has been completed, it is time that preparations be made to prevent a recurrence of the revised disgraceful condition. Force or threats of force, and fear of death from defaecation from the fainting. Only on reasoning, coupled with a sense of pride in its improved condition, will ingrate permanency of the present condition. Students, made to realize that painting signs on public property is sheer destruction and is a vile act, should be made to refrain from the wanton hawke so often wrought by careless hands. P. B. PUBLICO, The Question Box in Japan Japanese newspapers are called upon to answer a variety of questions that might well stamp a lawyer. The Yamato came up against the follow- "Last month I married a certain man, but he has now divorced me. His unreasonable excuse is that my eyebrows are a pale color and that I must therefore be a leaper. Can I sue him for the damage he is causing to my reputation? A Subcriber." The answer was breaking off the marriage, as he cannot use a pale-colored eyebrow as a cause for divorce." More of a poser was submitted to the wisdom of the Yomiuri in the following: "I am a woman of 20 years. I was born with a round face and my friends make fun of it. Please tell me some way that I can change the shape of my face, for the persecution to which I am subjected is more that 1 bean bear. A Subscriber.' The editor deserves credit both for the truth and sympathy of his answer: "I am very sorry, but I do not know of anyone whose face you have. Before you, be encouraged full-faced lady, as you are the personification of the health of human beings." connection to the health of humanity."—The Japanese Advertiser. The Lady and the Toucan inside the bird store, the lady looked at the toenail. The toucan looked back at the lady, cooked his head on one side and remarked, "Good," thought the toast; "she's not half stupid. I'll try her on another one. Gurk!" he exclaimed. "Gark!" reinstated the lady. "Aren't you a funny-looking thing?" she con, timed in a conversation tone. "Wok-wok!" replied the lady, play fully. "Possibly I am," said the bird, "but how about yourself? Your feet were never made for French shoes, and as for your- or skirts?" The bird hopped frantically from one perch to another in costate glacie. It was fortunate that the lady could not understand him. Mercy! What a beak!" said she "Al least," answered the bird, "as nature gave it to me. Look at your own beak. It has a layer of powder on it that's an inch thick," I bet. It looks like a frosted bunn. Wok! Wok! His merriment increased. "I look at the way that bird is be having," exclaimed the lady. "You won't take his eyes from me. I do want you to see." She added in whimsical amusement. "Bless your heart, dear; I am." the said bird. "You and creatures like you can come in here all day long. You can always laugh over your ridiculous figures and the clothes you put on them, and at your aits and grunces. Powder and paint, lace and silk, ribbons and bracelets, furors, feathers—what a bag of silly tricks you are! . . . Wok! Wok! Wok! Wok! Girk!"—Life. Uncle Sam's Payroll Million More than a million persons, or about one civilian out of every hundred in the United States, are on the payroll of the Federal Government society in the federal government, or more than one-half that. If the present strength of our military and naval forces be counted in, says Ashman Brown, in Minnesot'a about thirteen persons in every thousand of population subsist on federal funds—that is on the taxes paid by the producers of food and other commodities qualification "about" is used because, we read, no one in or out of the official service knows exactly how many persons are employed by Uncle Sam, who is probably the only employer of labor in the United States whose accounting force is unable to state accurately the number of employees in the House Committee on Appropriations made an effort to get complete statistics. It failed. No officer of the Government handed before the committee could supply them; but from the information obtained the estimate made is said to be conservative."Cur "Can you give me an outside room?" "I can give you a hammock in the alley or a cot in the yard," said the tel proprietor. Just So. "I see. All outside rooms." —Democratic Opinion Mental Lapses Theologiaans used to say that the Golden Age was before the Fall; today many think it was before the rise—in prices! Revised Version Both parties have spoken severely about the High Cost of Living. Of course you have noticed the sudden slump in prices. ... Are you still wearing the overalls you bought this Spring? Or Have You? Mexican Metric System. Re the Way MEXICAN METROPOLITAN SYSTEM. Ten bandits make one revolution. Ten bandits make government. One government makes ten revolutions. —Boston Transcript. "How did you manage those Soviets?" Willum—“Yes; an’ remember, Maria, ye only see what’s on top.”- Punch (London). “Easily enough,” replied the Russian politician. “I encouraged them to talk at once till everybody was in a fighting mood and then I put them into the army”—Washington Star. Countrywoman (her first glimpse of the sea) — 'Ahn't it astonish', 'William?' Who'd 'ave thought they could be as much water as that?' LOST - Goodyear 32 by 4 die on rim North on the Topeka-Lawrence and. phone 565. 6-2-24 Ryer—"What you might call nipt in the bud."—Judge. Customer—'Why do you keep telling me all these horrible murder stories?' A ROOM for two boys. 1340 Vt Phone 1361 Black. Mrs.C, L.Wall 6-5-26 FOR RENT - For boys. One large double room, well furnished. Twenty- Dollars per month. Call 1601 Rhode Land St. Phone 1909. WANT ADS Barber—"Well, you see, sir, I find they help me a lot by making your hair stand on end."—Passing Show (London). Dyer—Miss Gray was married the year she came out." FOR RENT - Comfortable room on first floor with private entrance Suitable for one man. Price. $10.00. 1320 Vermont. 6-5-22 Don, Phone K. U., 143, Journalism. 61F F-23 LOST—A pocketbook containing $12.00 bills and blank check on Ottawa. Kans. Bank between Victory FOR RENT - good southeast room for two-men, two stocks from hill, near McCoack Field. 714 McCook Phone 1718 Black. 5-2-15. Cafe and 1200 Ky. Call 711.6-3-2 FOR RENT-Young man student wants room mate. Desirable location, Price $65. Telephone 1289 White. 1728 Kentucky. S-5-21. It requires a little time to do good work. We refuse to let out a job unless absolutely correct. Attention to the requirements of a watch—the cleaning, offling, and regulating—is essential to absolute accuracy. ROOMS—for 2 girls—very reasonable. 1314 Tenn. Call 1387 Blue. Your watch in the hands of our expert watchmakers will receive the necessary repairing and renewing, and at a very nominal cost. UISICAL KINDERGARTEN--For pupila 5 and 6 years up. Games, orgs, etc. Lora Muria Rabie. 1234 read. Book 2304. 4-5-4. LOST—A double brown fur choker, down town this morning. Reward. Call 1495. 4-2-11. PIANO lessons for pupils of all ages. Musical kindergarten in connection. Lorna Marie Reub, 1234. Orena Phoné 2304. 3-5-4 Keeping the Watch in Order FOR SALE—Remingham Typewriter. Perfect condition. Call 2528 after 5 p. m. . . . . THE COLLEGE JEWELER LOST—Pocketbook at football field; Return to 1516 New Hamp, or call 1146 Black. Reward. 4-3-10 SOCIAL Dancing Class every Tuesday night, 7:30 to 8:30 over Dick Poe's. Private lessons by appointment. Call 2236 White. 4-5-9. PIANO for sale. Call 2485. 706. West 12th St. 3-5-2 WANTED—Work by student. Can drive truck or repair any pleasure car or truck afternoons, Saturday or call Haston, 1826, M05, 34-2, H1, Haston, M LOST-in Robinson Gym, Wed, a small white-lined gray silk rectan- pal coin purse containing a five dime, a small charm, a small chair, and Reward. Call 924. FOR RENT—Desirable rooms for two or three men. Sleeping porch. Inquire 1252 Ky. 4-2-8 ROOM—to let. Boy's room, one block from campus. 1228 La. Phone 1556. 5-3-14. LOST—Pocketbook containing money and owner's card on Hill Friday morning. Reward. Return to 734 Indiana. Mary Hanna. ROOM FOR RENT - Double or sin- gle for girls. One block from campus, Phone 2509. 249 Ohio, Mrs. Garrett. OST- Eversharp Pencil between 1126 Ky. and Oread High Friday Notify Mary F. Evans, 1126 Ky. St Phone 1949 Id 5-2-17 "We like to do little Jobs of Repairing" DR H. BEMING, F.A. A. U. Building, Eye, nose, ear, nose and throat. Special attention to fitting glasses and tinted lens. Phone 5123. R. H. J. CHAMBERS, Suite 2, Jackson Building. General practice, special attention to none, throat and ar. Telephone 217. PROFESSIONAL CARDS LAWRENCE OPTICAL COMPANY (Exclusive Optometrist). Eye exames: glasses made, Office 1025 Mason DWS. WELCH AND WELCH - PALMER Pictures, Office 115. Insurance 11K. DR. J R BECHUTT. Rooms 3 and 4 over BECHUTT's Drug Store. Office 115. Insurance 11K. DR. G, W JONES, A, M, M, D. Diseases of stomach, surgery and gynae F. B. McCOLLOCH. Druggist Fastman Kodaka L. E. Waterman and Conklin Fountain Pens THE REXALL STORE 847 Mass. St. colony. Suite 1, F A U Eld. Phones 520-683-1090. Hospital Westchester ALBIRHTO - Shrimprotor - Larder - Therapy - Masseau. Phone 131. Residence Phone 131. St. Mary's "Suiting You" THAT'S MY BUSINESS WM. SCHULZ 917 Mass. St. EWARD BUMGARDIN - Dartst. Room 211 Perkins Uldg. Special attention to extracting. Phone 511. Z H TIBETBES-Dentiat, 927 Mass St Phone 183. Varsity - Bowersock Four Shows Daily 2:30,4:00,7:30,9:00 -Tuesday Madge Kennedy in "Help Yourself" Saturday Evening Post Story Also Burton Holmes' Travels Bryant Washburn in Child. 11c Adults 28c "What Happened to Jones" Child. 11c Adults 28c By George Broadhurst Also Mutt and Jeff Comedy Both Theatres Wednesday and Thursday Douglas Fairbanks in "The Mollycoddle" Hart Schaffner & Marx clothes save you money GOOD clothes cost a fair price these days; but good clothes save money for you. They do it by saving themselves; they keep on looking well long after cheap stuff "isn't fit to be seen." It doesn't take much thought to figure out how longer service saves your money: youll find it a simple proposition. We guarantee that you'll get all the wear, style and value you think you ought to get in Hart Schaffner & Marx clothes. If you don't get it—money back. PECKHAM'S The home of Hart Schaffner & Marx clothes To University People We have the most complete and up-to-date Banking Room in this section of Kansas, and offer every convenience and safety for the transaction of business. In addition to regular banking business we have Exclusive Safety Deposit Boxes to rent in a vault protected by the latest Burglar Alarm System. Customers' Room Ladies' Rest Room and Writing Room Coupon Booths Savings Department Bond and Trust Department Lawrence National Bank "Where Your Savings Are Safe"