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Entered as second-class mail matter September 17, 1819, at the post office at Lawrence, Kansas, under one act of March 3, 1870.
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The Daily Kaanan sims to picture the undergraduate life of the severity of Kannas; to go forwards, to stand by for the ideals the Uti will be to clean; to be cheerful; to be charitable; to be courageous; to bear witness to their wiser heads; in all, to serve to the best of its ability the students of
MEMORIAL DAY
Memorial Day, which was celebrated on May 31 this year, since May 30 fell on Sunday, was a double anniversary. Two years ago on that date, the first American forces entered the city of Chauvent-Thierry to guard the bridge heads of the Marne
TUESDAY, JUNE 1, 1920
Although the American forces numbered only a few hundred, with the support of a small force of French Colonials, they held the bridge and checked the German advance at this historical point. Their losses were slight in comparison with the enemy dead, but a monument in memory of the heroes who gave their lives in the cause of liberty, marks the spot where they fell.
Those who were there needed no reminder of the great test of their valor on that day, nor of their comrades who lie there. But the rest of us, while we are honoring the memory of the soldiers long dead, should pause a moment on May 21, and pay tribute to the particular associations of the name, Chauute-Thierry.
This year heroes of the World War joined the surviving Civil War and Spanish War veterans in paying tribute to America' soldier dead. The victory which they helped to win has caused the list of soldiers who have died for the cause of America to increase.
Kansas may be in the big league at the end of the Chicago convention with Governor Allen's hat in the ring.
COOPERATION WINS
The University at the present time is like the parable of the bundle of sticks, we are all separated now, and it is easy to break the morale of each separate student, and the Loyalty of the school. Only by being banded together, will the old time spirit be brought back to the school, and the old Rock Chalk Jay Hawk, imbued with the same grade of spirit that sent the Twentieth Kansas over the Wall of China.
It is not the fact that we have the best athletes in the Valley that counts, it is not the fact that our instructors are capable men, it is the fact that these two things together, go to make up the best school in the Valley.
Petty personalities must be put aside, for the bigger purpose of getting the school before the public, of making the citizens of Kanaas understand that here we have a school worthy of such a state.
It's not the man in a political campaign that counts, it is the principles he's fighting for, and whether he is
able to put them across. In the same way it's not the athletic team that counts in the school, or the instructors, or the social activities, it's what the school stands for, and the kind of men and women it can turn out. Without your support the job of making the people of Kansas believe in their University is that much harder. Let's get together.
WHY DOES A CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?
The answer to this age old riddle, may be the same as why does a student change his courses of study so many times, or why is a man never satisfied with his business?
It's the same old story, everybody else course looks better than yours from a distance, and every business looks better than the one you are in. This is merely a mirage on the desert of Life. It's not the course that your studying which is wrong, nor is it your business, it's you. Nothing can come out of nothing, so why should you expect a course to yield you satisfaction, unless into that course of study or that business is put every ounce of strength of which you are able.
It's the same in all phases of life.
The country boy longs for the white lights of the city, and the easy life of a clerk, this same clerk, longs to get away to the country, away from the heat and dirt of the city. The solution to the whole problem lays in the fact, are you making the most of your opportunity, are you using all your talents? Do a little introspection, take an inventory of yourself, then, and not until then decide if you could do better on the other side of the road.
GASOLINE
The student who owes his popularity to the fact that he has a can at his disposal is apt to lose some of his popularity unless someone discovers a new fuel to take the place of gasoline. Rather alarming statistics have just been compiled and made public by the Secretary of the Interior, which indicate that motoring will become a recreation within the reach of only the extremely rich unless the situation is relieved shortly. Although the United States produced considerably more petroleum last year than ever before, the consumption increased enormously. Secretary Payne shows that the United States is now using more oil each month than the whole world used in the entire year in 1885. He declares that in the matter of oil the United that in the matter of oil the United that in the matter of oil the United States has been living beyond its means and the situation must be met by every citizen who uses any petroleum product, fuel, oil, gasoline, or lubricating oil.
Apart from Mexico, where it is impossible to produce extensively at the present time, the control of petroleum seems to be largely in the hands of the British Empire. A British financier with extensive oil interests believes that in ten years America will be no longer able to furnish from her own stores, and will be purchasing from British companies a year average of 500 million dollars annually. This means that over a million dollars annually will fall into the British pockets.
Gradually are the oil men of the country beginning to realize that oil cannot be produced as easily as apples, and the inventive minds of the country are turning their attention to the discovery of a fuel to take the place of gasoline.
WOODEN SHOES
The rumor that wooden shoes mas, become popular in America because of the high cost of leather footwear is not taken seriously by the service men who saw and more often heard wooden shoes on the cobble stone pavements of Europe. The impression the doughboys gained in France and Belgium was that the natives would rather go barefoot than wear them. If the weather conditions were pleasant it was not at all uncommon to see men, women, and children walking along the highways carrying their shoes.
"Lumber" carried in the hands appeared to be much more comfortable than worn on the feet.
"GOOD-BYE, GOD BLESS."
I like with the Axis-Saxon Speech With its direct revaluations;
It takes a hold, and seems to reach Way down into your feelings.
That some folks deem it rude, I know And therefore they abuse it;
But I have never found it so—Before all else I choose it!
I don't object that men should air for them in a way paid for, When "Au revoir," "Adieu m'here," for what That's French was made for But when a crony takes your hand At parting to address you,
He drops all foreign lingo and He says "Good-bye. God bless you."
Jayhawks Flying
Eugene Field.
Darwin G. Pattinson, A.B. E, economics, will conduct a wholesale house for electrical farm equipment at Hutchinson.
The Legal Minded Cowboy
"Pat" Pedrijn, LBJ. "Yes, I'll finish up this year, if some proof don't work," she said. "As I leave I intend to take up the practice of law on a live stock rarm near Emporia. Nobody ever tried a near mind on livestock, but I intend to take a awing at it anyway."
The Legal Minded Cowboy
Ross Daenport, LLB, 210. "What's my ambition? Nobody ever accused me of having any. I'll get my degree, that's what I've been after. I haven't made up my mind yet, whether to practise or let the poor public take care of itself as far as I am concerned."
Who Wants a Lawyer?
Marvin Harms, A. B., Journalism.
Future prospects and ambitions are hazy in Marvin's mind. He expects to go into the advertising game, or
He Doesn't Know
some other branch of newspaper work He knows not whither.
"My school days are over," commented Marvin, "my next school is the cold, cold world." Marvin expects a "partner" in his travels, at least.
M. S. Dueker, ce, '20, is going out of the University direct to the Missouri Pacific Railway at Fall, River, Neb, as a civil engineer. He will be with A. H. Smith, ce '12, who is assistant engineer there.
Hubert "Chick" Cox will start out this summer in his profession of geology by working as the assistant of a field geologist in Oklahoma.
Agatha Kinney will be married this summer to "Dan" Camel, Phi Psi, and former student at the University.
August Selig has accepted a job this summer as a field geologist's assistant.
Ramona Kirkpatrick will teach in an Olathe school next fall.
Ralph Rockey, A. B. 20*, will work this summer managing a farm at Ploe Rapids. He will also do irrigation on a ranch in western Kansas.
Charles V. Kettering, who receives his degree from the School of Fine Arts this week, will work in the Kansas harvest fields this summer. Next fall he will work in charge of the fall work in a small Eastern College.
Lorna Marie Raub and McLeen Weed will attend the McBowell Colony at Peterboro, N. H., this summer.
Rail Waters, who graduates next week in geological engineering, will go to work about the middle of June at Ohio Gikes Company, Tulsa, Okla.
Lyle O. Armel of Holton will spend the summer travelling for the Dominion Chautauquas, in Canada. Mr. Armell, who receives an A. B. degree, will probably return to school next year for an LL. B.
Martha Thompson will return to the University of Kansas to take an M. A. degree.
Ray Gafney is going on Chautauqua qua for the summer and will teach music in Ottawa next winter.
Mark Adams has accepted a position to practice law in the office of Attorney Gardner in Wichita.
Edna Burch is going into State Public Health work.
Wanda Ross has accepted an offer to teach English in the Junior High School in Junction City.
Dorothy Dawson is going to teach Spanish in the Fredonia high school.
J. J. Jakowsky will be in oil shale work in Utah for the summer.
Nell Gunn will spend next winter with her parents at her home in Great Bend.
Adelaide Dick is planning to attend the University of California at Berkeley.
June Caffrey will teach history in the Mount Hope high school next winter.
Louise Broeker will teach Home Economics in the Perry high school.
On Other Hills
Athletic boards of Ames and the University of Iowa are indulging in a word battle which, according to the Daily Iowan, bids fair to cause an athletic rupture in the near future. The controversy started during the football season was augmented by mutual claims for the state high school basket ball tournament. A recent track meet discussion followed by the Iowa State women basketball game between the two schools have served to feed the flame.
The Daily Iowan, after recounting the history of the squabble, says: "The athletic authorities of the two schools should get together. They owe it all to alumni of their institutions; they owe it to good sportsmanship in the state."
That young lady is very striking. A handsome girl.
Mental Lapses
"If you will permit me to say so you have just had a beautiful caller."
But I never saw her doing any work around your law office?
She's valuable, however. w
the other side has a pretty witness
we find her very useful as a counter
section. Louisville Courier—journal.
"Yes, a book agent," replied the business man, with a faraway look in his eyes.
Mother was very keen on correct deportment, and never lost a chance of instilling it into Mabel.
"I couldn't tell you to save my life.
All I know is that she smiled and bought."—Birmingham Age-Herald.
"What was she selling?"
“There’s one important thing, my dear,” she said. “You must never point at anything.”
"But mamma," obJECTed the girl, "suppose I am shopping, and don't know the name of a thing?"
"Then let the assistant show you everything in stock until he comes to the article you desire."—St. Augustine Record.
The man: This is quite a book.
Believe me, the author calls a spade a snade.
The Man: A book on farm implem ents.-Washington Sun Dodger.
Indignant Wife (to irritate husband)
You miserable man you seem to think
I'm wrong every time you are in
highly-Pree-Mele (Paris).
"I do," answered the woman with thin, determined lips. "I was the one who told me to stay silent and make a speech unless I chose to permit it."-Washington Star.
"Do you regard your recent meet ing as a success?"
A COOPERATIVE LAW LIBRARY
An interesting experiment in library cooperation is being worked up by a group of lawyers, Long Beach, California. Forty or fifty attorneys of the city of Long Beach have sent law books from their private libraries to the public library for the purpose of forming a cooperative law library. Those conference attendees are obligated to take books from the cooperative library, keeping them for a period of five days and the general public is allowed to consult the books at the library. The books are arranged in multiple locations on Public Library." Some of the attorneys joining in the plan have each contributed as many as 200 books to the cooperative library. It would seem that this idea might be worked out successfully in other lines of enforcement. A large number found in books available to the largest possible number of people.
A COOPERATIVE LAW LIBRARY
Light upon the wing;
Though you cannot sing
Pretty little three Sparrows in a tree, Light upon the wine
SPARROWS
You can chirp of springs Chirp of spring to me, Sparrows from your tree.
Never mind the showers. Chirp about the flowers
While you build a nest
While you build a nest:
Strains from east and west.
Strikes from east and west.
Feathers from your breast.
Make the sungest bowers
In a world of flowers.
Christina Rossetti.
"Singing Improves Efficiency"—May be all right for yourself but how about the neighbors?
Honey bees are cutting down their production. Here's hoping the flies go on a sympathy strike.
Fourteen year old Kansas City girls had an airplane party. We'll say this is the flapper age.
A letter in Kansas City lay in a mail chute for seven years. The post office department will probably get the blame for this too.
"Hunt Buried Rum in Canada"—Captain Kidd and his treasure will now become passe.
"Mexico would use U. S. Money"- Mexico isn't the only one.
Jayhawks Flown
Dr. Frank Gephart, A.B. 06, is with Herbert Hover in the Near East Reliard distribution. Mr. Gephart a food chemist and was recently elected to Sigma Xi, honorary scientific society for original research.
Fay Payers, A. B. '18, is with the Oceanic Underwriters, a marine insurance corporation in New York on Bounty Bay, Battery 58, Hanesan place, Brooklyn, N. Y.
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WANT ADS
WANTED—Room for one near 13th and Michigan for next year. Call 2270 White. 161-1-372.
LOST—A green cloth hat Munday morning on the second floor of West Ad. Building, Finder please phone Bill 214, White Bill, 248. 161-373-1.
LOST—Conklin fountain pen, on campus or in Fraser. 161-1-372.
LOST—Tempoint fountain pen between 1216 Tenn and 13th and Ohio. Return to Cleo Allen, phone 2531 W. 159-3-366
LOST—"Arnolds Criticism" about a week a go, - Fraser or W. Ad, Finder call 2220 Blue. 159-3-368.
OUT-OF-TOWN family wishes to
care for a furnished house in
exchange for its use during summer
session of University. Reference
furnished. Address C. V. Kansan
office. 159-387-367.
LOST—Gold wrist watch on black band, the initials D. B. on back. $2 reward. Call 2220 Bell 159-365.
LOST: You have recently acquired a strange army raincoat? Owner positively identify, identify. Play fair. Colt, Colt, 2020 Black. Reward. 10:3-36:9
LOST—Conklin fountain pen, Thursday noon on campus or 14th street.
Phone 1384 153a. 160-3-370
"Suiting You"
THAT'S MY BUSINESS
WM SCHULZ
917 Mass. St.
F. B. McCOLLOCH, Druggist
Eastman Kodak
L. E. Waterman and Conklin
Fountain Pena
THE REXALL STORE
847 Mass. St.
PROTCH
The College Tailor
PROFESSIONAL CARDS
LAWRENCE OPTICAL COMPANY (Ex-
clusive Optometrist). Eyes exam-
glasses; glasses made. Office 1025 Mass.
v. W. JONES, A. M. M. D. Disease of the stomach, surgery, and gynecol- Suite 1. F. A. U. Hid. Residence 2. Olive 101 Obie Street. Both ths 35.
J. R. BECHIEL, M. D. Rooms 3 and 4 over McCullock's.
H. 1. HUTCHINSON. Dentist. Roll
ph. e 185, 203 Parkins Bldg.
JOB PRINTING—B. H. Dale. 1257 Mass.
DR. H. L. CHAMBERS, Suite 2, Jackson Building, General practice Special attention to nose, throat and ear. Telephone 217.
CHIROPRACTORS
DRIL, REDING, F. A. U. Bidg, Eye, ear, nose, and throat. Special attention to fitting glasses and tonal nail work. Phone 518.
CHIROPRACTORS
DRS. WELCH AND WELCH—Palmer
Graduates. Office 384 Vermont St.
Phone. Office 115. Readiness. 1155E.
DR. C. B. ALRIGHT—chicroaptic pres-
Justicems and massage. Office Stubbs
BiLiance. Phone 153. Resl-
phone 1761.
Certificates of Deposit
THE WATKINS NATIONAL BANK "The Bank where Students Bank"
Put your spare money ih our certificates of deposit They bear 3 per cent Interest
We still have about 250 Jayhawkers on which part payment has been made. As the persons who made these payments have not called for their annuals we are still selling them at $5.00 each.
Persons who reserved Jayhawkers must call at the Jayhawker office immediately or their books will be sold. As the managers are seniors and are leaving school it is necessary that they complete all of their business by June 8. Come in now and get your book.
No Jayhawkers will be mailed out to persons now in school.
Office Hours—10:30 to 4:30. Office—S. E. Room Kansan Building
Luther H. Hangen Edgar L. Hollis Managers