THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
Uhrlaub, Gray, and Bunn Bat Over .300 for Kansas
Batting averages for the Jayhawke baseball nine up to the St. Mary game show a hard hitting aggregation. The averages are compiled to include all games played by the team this season.
Urbana heads the list with seven hits out of 19 at times at bat, for an average of .388. Gray is next with an average of .543 and Bunn the third Kansas man with an average over three hits out of 39 at times at bat, for .388.
There are 23 extra base hits, 15 two baggers, five three sackers and three home runs.
Many Crops Fail At University
Those indifferent splitos, which bedeck the upper lip of the youth aspiring to bigger and better things, are with us again.
Their annual spring appearance has become an institution at K. U., which flourishes for a time and then mysteriously disappears.
The process is a familiar one. First the aspirant forgets to shave for ten days. This gives him an initial start, but then he him beyond the stage of criticism.
After the first period has painfully elapsed, he takes a vacation for ten more days. This produces a double effect. It enables the cultivation of a rugged skin and renders the patient which are to follow.
After acquiring a knowledge of all the twits, which it is possible for him to expect, the next step is to holdly know the world and await developments.
This is the crucial period in the life of the crop. If the growth has acted normally and now entirely blinds from sunlight, it will be the success of the undertaking is positive.
If however, after all coaxing and doctoring the upper lip is still plainly visible through the potted growth, the mouth can be washed. A dollar safety makes you forget.
Must Eat Krumbles
Washington, May 27- Bad news for lovers of syrup and "n stack of o wheat" came today from the Agricultural department which announced that maple syrup production for 1920 was only 3,000,000 gallons. Production last year was 3,854,000 gallons.
Production of maple sugar was, 7,529,000 pounds compared with 10, 169,000 in 1919.
A. J. Focht, A. B.'14, is connected with the Bureau of Standards, Washington, D. C.
Gray has the most hits to his credit, and four of his 17 hits have been scored. Of a total of 105 hits there has been 68 runs scored.
AB R H Pct. 2b 3b SB 3
Gray, 1st, ct 9 8 17 354 4 0 0 3
Uhlrauh, p 19 4 7 368 1 0 0 0
Bunn, c 9 6 12 308 1 0 0 3
Murphy, ss 48 13 14 392 2 1 1 4
Lonberg, lord 43 8 13 277 2 2 1 4
Smith, cf. 7 4 17 255 1 0 0 2
Oyster, rf 18 1 4 222 1 0 0 0
Oyster, rf 18 1 4 222 1 0 0 0
Cook, cf. 45 5 8 178 1 0 0 3
Marseu, p 12 1 2 167 1 0 0 3
Isenberg, ff 33 5 1 511 1 0 0 1
Harms, p 11 1 1 091 1 0 0 1
Slawson, p 9 2 0 000 1 0 0 0
Rody, p 2 0 000 1 0 0 0
Aggie Journalists go on Hike
Aggie Journalists go on Hike
The students in the department of industrial journalism at the Kansas State Agricultural College took a hike last Friday, and the report is that they enjoyed a wiener and mustela run under an under way at that institution to attempt to influence the "divine rulers" to appropriate money for a modern journalism building.
Only $50 A Wife Husbands Free
No longer need the love-lorn languish and waste their sweet voiced comments on the desert air. He who faints and falls for the lack of proper companionship and a helpmate and she, who long has been a wallflower in the garden of life may now find solace in the disheartened by a Kansan from the valley where he lived north of the Kaw River this claicd town of Lawrence.
The manager declares that he has been in the business for twelve years, during which time he has established many happy homes. He challenges any man to find a divorce among his many clients. He feels that his successful career is due to his ability to make matches that are matches.
A man pays from $5 to $30 for his wife but the wife is satisfied in a matrimonial way by merely giving her name and address to the agent.
The agent says that he took up the profession because he lived so long in eastern Kansas and saw so many auchels happily wedded by catalog descriptions. He first started in business in Ottawa but three years later moved to Lawrence and has since been happy in making others happy.
Miss Floda Kruse of Halsted, i visiting her brother Harvey, c'21.
Mr. T. B. Henry, A. B. '08, is a guest at the Phi Delta Theta house.
Germans are Problem to Do Sul in Brazil
Rio de Janeiro, (By Mail)—Compaints against alleged menacing activities of German settlers in the southern states of Brazil are being made to the Brazilian government. Citizens of the state of Rio Grande do Sul are protecting against a recent meeting of the German Catholic Society at Lagoade in which only the German language was used. A charge has been made that "masters other than religion" were discussed.
German settlers form an important part of the population of the state of Rio Grande Do Sul. The activities of the Germans in these countries considered the Brazilian government considerable troubles during the war.
Planted Bones in Side;
Then Put Them in Skul
Springfield, Ill., May 27—An operation on a boy's skull, may require new departure science, was performed here recently by Dr. G. N. Kruidt.
The boy, 6-year-old John W. Wilson, was kicked by a horse and his skeletal fractured. Two large pieces of bone were driven into the lad's brain and a considerable portion of the brain substance lost.
Doctor Kreider removed the two pieces of bone and "planted" them in the flesh of the patient below the lower rib on the left side. By doing this, he had created a replacement in their original position after the wound had healed. Fifty days after the skull had been fractured the bones were removed and replaced in the boy's skin. The wound had become sore and heavy. An injury such as be received, causes death in many cases.
Architectural Department Gave Party
A Picnic and hike planned by the department of architecture for yesterday afternoon was turned into an indoor picnic dinner given in the department rooms. Music and games made the affair an entire success. Elizabeth Evans, c22, hd charge of the feed and entertainment and Professors and Mrs. Colin Smith, associate. The meeting was planned as a final event to bring out freshmen before the end of the year, and over three-fourths of the entire department was present.
Goldsmith on Contracts Committee Prof. Goldwin Goldsmith of the architectural department has been re-designated as an Associate on contracts of the American Institute of Architects. The committee works on plans for building contracts. Professor Goldsmith has been a memoirist in the committee for the past two years.
Margaret Fairchild, A. B, '19, is visiting at the Alpha Delta Pi house
WORKING ON MEMORIAL
Senior Gift Will Probably b Completed for Commencement
The Senior class memorial will probably be completed by the time of commencement Wint Smith announced today. The memorial is to be placed at the campus northwest of Marvin Hall. The reason for so placing it is that two roads which are to be built across the memorial will be placed at the junction.
“This is in keeping with the plan of beautifying the campus,” said Smith, “As the University is expanding in that direction.”
$ ^{b} $Stick' $ Swartz, $ Ph. '15, was a guest at the Delta Upsilon house the first of the week.
Mr. Swartz has just returned from the Pacific coast, where he has been visiting friends and relatives for the past seven months.
The Psychology Club will meet May 28, in room 109 Administration building at 4:30 o'clock. Elise Sommermier will talk on the intelligence test given to the Haskell Indians, explaining the results of the test. The result of the test. Election of officers will also take place at this time.
Announce Populations Washington, May 26.—The census bureau today announced the following 1920 population results for cities in Kansas; Pratt 4,717; Haviland 607; Mullville 351; Willett 304.
Divide Political Department
The department of Political Science at Cornell University has been divided into three departments of Economics, Government, and Public Law, respectively. History and Political Science has been changed to History and Government. An additional department of Scandinavian Language and Literature has been established.
Psychology Club Meets
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