UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAI Official student paper of the University of Kansas Editor-in-Chief ... Kenneth Clark Associate Editor ... Geneva Humeur Copyright Editor ... Michael Gorski Campus Editor ... Glace Grosse Tectograph Editor ... M. L. Peerk Editor-Morgan ... John K. Stier Alumni Editor ... John J. K. Stier Plain Text Editor ... Gilbert Swenson EDITORIAL STAFF BUSINESS STAFF BOARD MEMBERS Harold Hall ... Business Mgr. Henry B. McCurdy. Amt Business Mgr. Florid Hockenhull . Circulation Mgr. Burt E. Cochran Adelaide Dick Ferdinand Gottlieb Alfred J. Graves Marvin Harms Luther Hangen Subscription price $2.50 in advance for the first nine months of the academy year; $1.50 for a term of three years; $90 per month; 18 cents a week. Entered as second-clas mails matter September 17, 1910, at the post office at Lawrence, Kansas, under the act of March 3, 1879. Published in the afternoon five times a week by students in the Department of Journalism of the University of Pennsylvania or on the Department of Journalism. Address all communications to THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Lawrence, Kansas. Phones, Bell K. U. 8 and 46. The Daily Kansasman's life of the University of Kansas; to go farther than merely printing the news by standing for the ideals the U.S. Constitution calls for; to be clean; to be cheerful; to be charitable; to be courageous; to leave more serious problems to wiser heads; in all, to serve to the better students of the University. WEDNESDAY, APRIL 21, 1920 WELCOME HOME, NEBRASKA The action of the officials of the Missouri Valley conference in readmitting Nebraska into the conference last Saturday by a unanimous vote should be a benefit to all parties concerned. The Huskers need the rest of the Valley schools and the conference needs the Huskers. There was some fear expressed before the Kansas City meeting that there might be hard feelings between certain conference members and the Nebraskans, but if such was the case the difficulties were ironed out before the meeting and every school represented voted favorably on the Nebraska request. Had Nebraska chosen to remain out of the conference in order to play an annual football game at Omaha, athletic interest at the Lincoln school undoubtedly would have declined. For a year or two big sectional games have kept the interest alive but before they had been out of the Valley fold many years the experience of Michigan when it left the "Big Nine" would have been repeated. The students at the Wolverine school did not care a great deal for the sectional games but wanted the old time contests with Chicago, Wisconsin, Illinois and Minnesota. The result was that Michigan dropped from a strong athletic school to a weak one. The same fate probably would have greeted the Huskers. The return of Nebraska at this time has brought up a problem, however, and Nebraska may be forced to cance several football games that have been scheduled for next year. The Huskers arranged their schedule in the expectation that they would not have to live up to the Valley rule requiring all athletic contests to be staged or college fields. If these games are canceled, however, the Huskers will likely be able to fill the vacancies with Missouri Valley games and the action of the Huskers in withdrawing last December will have kept them out of only the spring championship races this year. OLD CLOTHES, YES, BUT— The overall movement was started by prominent overall manufacturers in an attempt to increase the demand for their product. This is the generally accepted idea of the movement. The price of overalls is being hiked to the highest point that the public will stand. Laborers who really need the product will be forced to double the price that they formerly paid for the clothing. This is merely working a fad to the detriment of the laboring class, as has been done many times in the past. THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN The idea of thrift and saving that should be instilled in prosaic American mind is that they should not be so particular in their choice of the clothes in which they appear on the street. Patched clothes, clothes that show considerable age or a large amount of service to the owner, should be hailed as the model of American thriftiness. Army clothes, the clothes which served our boys in the trenches, should be again taken up by the man who have them. RAH FOR THE GLEE CLUB The Men's Glee Club is touring central Kansas this week giving concerts at Topke, Marion, Herington, council Grove, and Junction City. This is the first week-long trip a University glee club has made out over the state for several years. The men of the club should be congratulated on the energy and enterprise which has made this trip possible. The club has been doing very creatively work this year, appearing in excellent concerts both here and at other places. The splendid, active Gleeblue club, such as ours, one of the best assets a university can have, and every individual on the Hill should feel that he owes a personal debt of gratitude to the men who have thus devoted their time and talent that their school may enjoy the benefits derived from such an organization. Campus Opinion Regarding The Prom After a big party on the Hill, it i almost a universal custom for every one to "gather about" and enumerate the good and bad points of saint party. In these gatherings is always party managers benefit of the double and says "it was a pretty nice party." In these gatherings is always to be found, also, the perpetual kicker, who can pick the party to pieces in such scatching fashion that there is nothing to be said for the party when he gets When the kicker is all alone in criticism, no attention is paid to him. But when there is a party and each and every one comes home dissatisfied and discontented, something is wrong, and it isn't with the kickers. Last fall, Junior Prom, alleged to be the niceest and most formal party given yearly on Mount Oread, was held in Rhinolomgymnasium. Each couple was admitted after he had been up at the door for $5. When they had managed to get past the "rascals" at the door, they were greeted by about 400 other such couples. If they were lucky they perhaps got onto the floor where the "select 400" were struggling each to maintain his square foot of space. By saying of Prom, they wended their way to the upper floor, where Disappointed. Five dances for $5. That is a pretty expensive party, isn't it? And how about the poor folk who did not know that the poor fool knows it, kicking about "getting jipped" and "hold up" and "the prom managers must have made a big haul off of that party," etc., etc. Nothing is to be said in favor of the party, except that the good food is good music when you can't find room in which to dance? This fine Junior Prom, the "hever given," as it was advertised, with its "limited number of couples," was a fine big struggle, and it is certain that will be easy to go out the Junior Prom next year. For more than a month the pool in Robinson Gymnasium has been out of use because of a leak, and recent reports coming from the department of physical education state that it will be closed line before swimming can be resumed. Don't Go Near the Water! Students who enjoy aquatic sports should not become impatient. Those in charge of the gymnasium have been spending long hours of hard work to put the pool in shape again. The leak is a large one, almost the dimensions of a dime, and will require several weeks more to repair. Although only a small number of students ever swim, all other work has been dropped while attention has been concentrated on the getting pool in condition. While waiting for the aquarium to be reopened, we would suggest that those who are unable to forgo their daily swim to make up for it, cool down at least not very much more so than in the pool at times, and with numerous dredging sand drainings there can no question as to its cleanliness. And the proximity of the lake to the grass eliminates any need for both houses. While those in charge are to be congratulated for their earnest endeavors to have the pool in shape by the time school opens next September, they also are fortunate an important host so long as the students have Potter to rely upon. Hickory Jim. Woodrow is in. Wood would like to be in. And there are several other would-bes. If Sonora seconds from Mexico, will the United States adopt the troublesome child? Probably not, if Texas has a say. The Women's Medical Association is studying mental telepathy. Is the women's interest merely academic, or have they caught the craze? It was a beautiful picture Professor Schweger painted when he likened K. u. men to the Greek Torch Bearers. Don't stumble and, torch bearers. "Russian Bums Blams for U. S. Rail Strike"-news head. We always thought Lenne and Trotsky were so little too radical. A recent meeting on the Hill "engaged in a general discussion of various topics," according to the report. Very definite, we say, very definite. K. U. faculty members evidently don't take much stock in Prof. Henry Pittreich of the Carnegie Foundation who called the investigation work done in American colleges "imitation research." University women usually follow the Parisian style. But a revolt may follow the anti-rogue dictum which comes from the European fashion 8. "Kettle of Water Hurled on Man and Wife During Argument." This must have cooled them off. Courtesy, they say, is becoming a lost art. The blame is placed on everything from prohibition to woman suffrage. It may be true that a few men are more polite when their spirits are artificially stimulated, or when they feel that they are getting the best of the women some other way, but, happily, these are not the reason for the decrease in courtesy as far as man is concerned. Courtesy is becoming a lost art it is because it is often lost on those who receive it. A prominent physician was recently called to his telephone by a colored woman formerly in the service of his wife. In great agitation the woman advised the physician that her youngest child was in a bad way. COURTESY—A LOST ART Women who are worrying about seats on a crowded street car after they get the vote should remember that if she ever is in obtaining courtesy. The girl who neglects to say "thank you" when a door is opened for her should be allowed to open her own doors as well. The man suffrage — Evening Missourian suffrage. —Evening Missourian First Aid Mental Lapses "What seems to be the trouble?" asked the doctor. "Doc, she done swallered a bottle of ink!" "I'll be over there in a short while to see her," said the doctor. "Have you done anything for her?" "I done give her three pieces of blot tin" paper, Doc," said the colored wo man doubtfully—Ex. Lil' Eddie—Will you be a good friend of mine?" L. E.—To the end. J. D.—To the end. J. D.—Yes. L. E.—To the end? J. D.—To the end. F. Land lot, dollar Boarding house keeper—Now just suppose that you were going from the kitchen to the dining room and you went downstairs on the floor. What would you do? L. E.—Lend me a dollar I. D. That's the end. Applicant—Is it a private family or do you have student boarders? D. —That's the end. Applicant—Then I'd put the meat back again on the plate. B. H. K.I run a students' board ing house. Rev. Blackman: "Do you attend a place of worship?" back again on the plate. He got the job.—Michigan Daily. $500.00 GIVEN AWAY I will give a $600.00 commission to the student who will find a buyer for my property in Lawriees—and Lawrence houses are in demand now and place of worship. Student: "Yes, I'm on my way to see her now."—Ex. This is one of the most attractive homes in Lawrence, one of the most beautiful in the State of Kansas and will sell in a few days after it is advertised, but I will give $500.00 when the sale is completed. If this offer interests you, if you know something you could do with a few hundred dollars extra money which you earned yourself, get busy. which you carried Yourself, but petty. I own and offer for sale the pro- perty of your house. The Northwest, which has been the Dean Templin home for many years. There are 13 acres in the tract it is in a class by itself for size, location, beauty, everything which makes for the desirableity of a home. Anyone would be proud to owe it and to occupit it. If we were cut up into介级-sized lots it would make over 150 lots after allowing for streets and The place is so large that the buyer could subdivide it and sell off many splendid building sites, but it is so charming in its variety and completeness that I feel it should be kept in location and preserved to the city in its future. You can easily see that all of the property Northwest and West of the Campus lies directly in the line of growth of the student quarter of the city. Just this winter several members of the team will be joining this place on the southwest and when they begin building and houses go up in the field that lies between my place and the Stubbs home and the big Sig Aliph house, my 13 acres will be "inside property" and be worth considerably more than now. When you try to sell this place you will not have to exaggerate. It is just as good as you will say it is. Look at the house. It's a small house of any other private grounds anywhere as beautiful as these. Get acquainted with the peace you want to sell. No, I don't mean for each one of four thousand of you to go tramping over the lawn and bothering the girls on the property. It is bounded on the north by Tenth St., on the east by Missouri St., which is paved, it follows the old country road around on the south and includes the healthy young orchard on the top of the hill. The west line runs north as far as the footpaths to Joggs Street, the Gov. Stubs路. The house has two floors and basement, nine rooms, furnace, gas, water splendid "honey" fire places that actually draw, and a view which justifies my price of $30,000.00. No trades will be considered except on actual cash basis. All of the things that does not comply with interest. Terms will on interest. Interest on deferred payments will depend on the length of time the notes run. Take this up with the folks at home with your local Real Estate men, run a short "For Sale" ad in your paper and earn the $200.10, 132.1- CLASSIFIED ADVERTISEMENTS Address, balance of this week. General Delivery, Lawrence, Kansas Permanent Address 1145.12th St. Boulder. John W. H. Boulder. Boulder, Colo. W. E. HENDERSON. For Rent For Sale Lost Found Help Wanted Situation Wanted Telephone K. U. 66 Or call at Daily Ka as Business Office Classified Advertising Rates Minimum charge, one insertion five; maximum charge, two insertions 56c, five insertions. Fifteen to twenty-five words one insertion, sixteen to seventy-five 56c, five insertions 75c. Twenty- five words up, one cent a word, six cents a word each additional word, each additional insertion. upon application. Twenty-five cents bankkeening fee added unless paid in cash. WANT ADS LOST—Keuffel and Essen polyhase 131 - Rebun and Eason payou side rule, Initial B on case. Return to Momer Rupard 1225 Oread. Reward. 132-2-207. PROFESSIONAL CARDS W. W. JONES, A. M. M. D. Disease of the stomach surgery, and gynecolocalysis I, P. A. U. Hild. Residence hospital, 1210 Obie Street. Both也 as $5. PROFESSIONAL LAWRENCE OPTICAL COMPANY (Ex- clusive Optometrist). Eyes exam. glasses made. Office 1935 Mass. R. H. HUCHCHHNON, Dentist. Full oh 185 ABS. 209 Perkins Blidg. J. R. BECHTEL, M. D. Rooms 3 and over McCulloch's. . 40B PRINTING—B. H. Date, 1027 Mass. CHIROPRACTORS CHRIOPRACTORS DRS. WELCH AND WELCH—Palmer Graduates. Office 904 Vermont St. Phones. Office 115. Residents. 115K2 ph e 185, 308 Perkins Bldg. DR. C. R. ALBRIGHT—chiropradic analysis and massage. Office Stubba Bldg, 1101 Mast. St, Phone 1531, Residence Phone 1761 DR. H. l. JAMBERS, Suite 2, Jacke- building Building. General practice. Special attention to nose, throat and ear. Telephone 217. F. B. McCOLLOCH, Druggist Eastman Rodaks L. E. Waterman and Conklin Fountain Pens THE REXALL STORE 847 Mass. St. DRHL. REDING. F. A. U. Bldg. Eyes, ear, nose, and throat. Special attention to fitting glasses and tonail work. Phone 512. "Suiting You" THAT'S MY BUSINESS WM SCHULZ 917 Mass. St. Diamonds Are Trumps Diamonds are good to have and to hold anytime, but this month they are TRUMPS—the diamond is the April birthstone. But when you buy a diamond—when you give a diamond—be sure it a diamond of QUALITY. We handle none but high grade stones. Everyone is personally selected for its perfection of cut and color. You are safe in buying diamonds here. We buy direct from the importers and thereby save the jobber's profit of at least 25%. Right now we have some real bargains and can save you some money. A comparison is all we ask. There's a reason why we do the diamond business of Lawrence. We accept Liberty Bonds. 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