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THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
Official student paper of the University
of Kansas
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Address all communications to THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
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The Daily News of Kansas
the daily national life of
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by standing for the sake of the盲
to be no favorites; to be clean; to be cheerful; to be charitable; to be courageous; to leave more serious problems aside; to have loved to the best of its ability the students of
the University.
THE BIG THING ON THE HILL
WEDNESDAY, APRIL 14, 1920
THE BIG THING ON THE HILL Perhaps we cannot say too much about the University losing its best teachers. The state should be thoroughly aroused to the fact that the efficient laborer in an educational institution is more than worthy of the present rates of hire in the rest of the world.
But it is quite certain that we do not say enough about the fine men and women on the faculty who still remain with us. We do not sufficiently realize the value to the University and the state of these devoted servants who have given their lives to the development of this institution.
The University is especially rich in the character that these members of the faculty have poured into it day after day, and year after year. Who can define what Doctor Wilcox or Doctor Dunlap has done for us? Or Miss Oliver or Miss Gallo, or half a hundred others? Every one of them has helped the continuous stream of students in a thousand ways not provided for in any curriculum; they have spent every possible moment in making themselves more and more efficient through the year's routine, and they have taken special courses during vacations to keep thoroughly alive, and up to date; they have grown gray, but they have enriched their understanding and sympathy in meeting every fresh tidal of exubertant youth; and they look with unfaltering faith into the future, for they "have not been disobedient to the heavenly vision."
And having such a tremendous asset as this argument becomes all the stronger for the payment of a just living wage to all concerned. The man in the Bible story who came in at the eleventh hour received the same as those who had borne the heat and burden of the day. He must have been a superior workman, but we always feel that he deserved less, and that the others should have a good deal more.
GOOD PROSPECTS FOR WHEAT
AND—
It looks like a bumper year for baseball. With people everywhere searching for amusement and thrills, the baseball diamond will come back into its pre-war own again this summer. In country pastures and in the big league parks, men and women will find satisfaction for their cravings for excitement.
During the past few years it sometimes looked like the grand old pasture was being denationalized. With nearly five million potential players and spectators in the bigger game of war the bleachers began to grow bald in spots early in the season and the life insurance companies were said
to be considering special rates for
upians. Even the world's series
were of secondary importance. Last
summer the clubs were still poorly
organized and many of the best play-
ings could not get back in uniform.
But this year it is all different. The clubs are filled with men who are eagerly awaiting their chances for grandstand work. Several weeks workout in southern camps has eliminated the spring fever atmosphere and the players are beginning to return to their home towns with visions of big crowds and, always in the foreground, hope for the pennant.
During the next few months the great American public will forget the League of Nations in favor of the percentage column on the sport page. For what matters all things political when a favorite team is making a close race for first place? What, after all, is so rare as a day in June when the sun shines brightly and you hear the sharp crack of a .300 bat colliding with an outdrop?
THE LONGEST WAY ROUND
"Let not the grass grow under the foot of friendship." This old saying has its point, but it is proper to wear out the grass in order to save ten feet of actual walking distance. Why do students have to hurry back and forth from home to town with such speed? It may be that long lessons and outside interests cause the average student to be in a rush. Or, on the other hand, it may be the outcrop pings of that may feely that over takes the student in the spring.
If it is a fact, which is doubtful, that professors assign too long lessons for the average student to do and forces him to cut across lawns, tear up and down the street in such a hurry that his regard for private property is lost, then these professors should be enlightened. But, on the contrary, if it is merely an evidence of spring laziness, it has no excuse.
The easiest thing to do is to follow the line of least resistance. Every one knows that, but when that theory causes individuals to so far forget themselves that they go chasing across the lawns of private homes, it at least, should be curbed. Walks were built to walk on. If persons are not going to follow the sidewalks of what use are they? Students are the chief offenders in this matter and this should not be the case.
Think before you trespass! Remember that walks were built to walk on and star on the walk!
THE ENEMY WITHIN
Dissention from within is the rust that corruits and destroys. It prolonged the World War. Just now it is keeping the allies from a whole-hearted acceptance of the League of Nations. But of perhaps more significance than the seeming failure of the League of Nations is the dissension within the labor unions, a vicious tendency of the radical element to tear down public confidence which the labor unions have spent years in building.
The unauthorized strikes of railway switchmen called last week are a danger signal to the conservative leaders of American labor. In spite of the fact that these leaders regret the strikes and are using all the power within their means to prevent such strikes, the public in general will accept these unauthorized walkouts as another argument against unions. These leaders must stand firm for law and order or lose what they have gained in public confidence.
"Why, dear, it is a beautiful lady with wings, who flies. But why do you ask?"
"Because I heard father call governess an angel."
The parting words of a hairdresser re: "Which side, please?"—McPhorr or Spectator.
Mental Lapses
"What is an angel, mother," asked a six-year-old.
"Oh," said the mother, "Well dear, you watch her and you'll see her fly you tomorrow."-McPheson Spectator.
Said A 2 B, "I C U R inclined 2 B A J."
O. G!
Said B 2 A, "Your mind shows signs of slight D K."
shapes of light B. S.
The Retina, Waite H. S., Toledo, O.
BELIEVE IN SIGNS?
Seen in front of the barracks:
"Please do not walk on the grass-
dulls the blades."—Ex.
"What did you say to that question, What country made the most progress in democracy during this period?" asked her girl and you decide?" asked one girl.
TRY THIS METHOD IN EXAMS As usual, the history examination had been a difficult one.
And the other girl answered: "Why I named on my fingers all the countries I could think of that might be the answer, and then went over the phone to ask if she knew old rhyme. I hope it came out right." —Ohio State Lantern.
"Bachelor," (Journalist), domesticated wants place to work in house part time, for room and board."—Aa in the London Times. "See America First" is our advice to building journalists.
--ar above the distant humming Of the busy town.
Muffs for young men is the latest on the Boardwalk at Atlantic City. One young man riding in a wheel chair and wearing an unarmed muff were reported as unarmed.
The spirit of Adelina Patti is inspiring a Long Island woman to sing. Some of these spirits do engage in the most harrowing occupations.
The old time enthusiast who under the strain of great excitement threw his hat in the air, is a thing of the past. The dollars he has reached forty dollars per.
"Patatoes go up to five cents apiece." This is the leading statement of a story seen in a metropolitan paper recently. On the fifth page of the paper is an account of a meeting of the scientific and chemical societies of the East. In the invitation they will be able to save the country millions of dollars a year on foodstuffs. All we want now is a little speed.
Ye Good Old Days
"CRIMSON AND THE BLUE" IN
The 1893 version of *The Crimson and the Blue* "bore some resemblance to the song as it is sung now, but differed in many particulars. In the first place, there were four verses, and in the second the school's colors were given as yellow and blue, with an alternative line which referred to the crimson. The chorus was almost entirely different. -ar above the distant humming Of the busy town.
The university owes a debt of gratitude to some unknown benefactor who eliminated the extra verse, which in the old version was the third. It didn't mean much of anything, and the rhyme was a case in which imagination needed to be exercised. Besides, the song was too long for rendition at many occasions with four verses.
The song in those days went by the name of "Carmen of U. of. K., after Cornell." It was originally sung at ithaca, N. Y., university, and was brought here by Dean G. B. Penny, formerly of the School of Music. He saw the need of a school song and adapted the Cornell words to the Kansas spirit. The melody is used in the opera, "Carmen," although the tune is that of a popular sentiment song much older than "Carmen."
Stands our noble Alma Mater Towering toward the blue.
The song as sung in 1893 follows:
Far above the golden valley
Clarifying to view
Lift the chorus ever onward,
For the crimson hue.
Hail to thee our Alma Mater, Hail to K. S. U.
Reared against the dome of heaven. Looks she proudly down.
Chorus
from Mount Oread's heights she gaz Far above the Kaw;
(Or) The yellow and the blue.
On Other Hills
Blessing all her sons and daughters Who have gone before.
Sixty men turned out at the University of Oklahoma after the baseball season opened with a game with Chiloico. This was a record number and it is planned to establish another team to accommodate the large number.
A club for the purpose of taking lessons in horseback riding is being organised at Columbia University. The elements of horsemanship will be taught, and later arrangements for games on horseback will be made.
Greet we then our foster mother,
Noble friend so true;
Members of the men's physical training classes at the Iowa State University are being given demonstrations by members of the classes.
Trouys are being conducted at Texas University for membership to the honorary athletic fraternity, Sigma Delta Psi. Trouys include a 10 mile hike, 100 yard dash, high jump broad jump, shot put, and tumbling
We will ever sing her praises— Dear old K. S. U.
The R. O. T. C. unit at the University of Oklahoma will soon have a rife range for target practice and instruction. The range will be located near the University of Oklahoma's Driver Men will be taken to and from the range in army trucks.
Denver restaurants have eliminated the high priced potato from their menu in "justice to the public." Here is another chance for K. U. boarding clubs to assist further in the conservation of food.
Orval Crites visited in Ottawa Sunday.
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WANT ADS
WANTED—Young lady to play the popular music each afternoon. S. H. Kress & Co. Phone 1376 Blue 125-5-294.
STRAYAD or stolen a white fox-foe-
riard dog—black ears one-half face
face, reward. Call 807 Bell. 126-295
WANTED—a number of college women for summer educational work. Good pay, Call 1139 Red. 127-3-296.
WANTED TO RENT - 6 to 8 room
Residence and garage, possession
June 15th. Sall 1587 White.
197.5.297
127-5-297.
LOST—barrel Craig Pen, between Snow and W. Ad. Tuesday noon.
Kansan Office. 129-4.302.
LOST—In Gravity Library, Shaffer
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FOUND—Pen in Mining Library.
May secure by paying for ad. Call
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LOST-Qualitative Chem. Lab.book containing valuable notes. Finder call 1690 White, Oren S. Eckleberry. 128-3-299
FOR SALE -Corona Typewriter-a bargain; slightly used, practically new, and in perfect condition. An opportunity for someone wanting a typewriter. Phone 1643, G. Gage, 1008 Edgish Hill. Phone 1643, G. Gage, 1008 Edgish Hill.
PROFESSIONAL CARDS
LAWRENCE OPTICAL COMPANY (Ex-
clusive Optometrist).  Eyes exam.
glasses made. Office 1023 Mass
ATTRACTIVE VACATION POSI-
SITION PAYING $200 MONTH ..
W. JONES, A. M. M. D. Diseases of the stomach, surgery, and gynecol.
Suite 1, F. I. A. U. Bld. Residence
1231 Oldtown Road, 1201 Ohio Street. Both
was 35.
J. R. BECKETT, M. D. Rooms 3 and over McCulloch's.
11. H .HUTCHINSON, Dental. F-1
ph e 185, 309 Perkins Bldg.
10H PRINTING—B. H. Dale, 1027 Mass.
JOH PRUNTING - R. H. Date 1927 Masa.
B. WILSON - R. H. Date 1927 Masa.
DRECHS, WELCH and WELCH = Palmer
Graduates. Office 804 Vermont St.
Phone. Office 1153. 1153K
DR. C. R. ALRIGHT—chiropratic adjuncts and massage. Office Stubba Bldg, 1101 Maas St. Phone 1531. Residence Phone 1761.
The sales-manager of well established educational movement desires correspondence from students who wish to increase their income during the vacation Our work is along school lines and offers the advantage of one hour of study per student last vacation madem for 350 to $50 per month. Address E. C. McBride, 612 Railway Exchange, Kansas City, Mo. 128
DR. H. L. JAMBERS, Suite 2. Jackson Building Building Special attention to nose, throat and ear. Telephone 217.
DRLH. REDING, F. A. U. BIG. Eye, ear, nose, and throat. Special attention to fitting glasses and tonal nail. Phone $12.
COMEDY CLUB BLA MASQUE
Don't fail to see Lum Beasley,
the sacred monkey, captured on the banks
of the Ganges after a fearful strug-
Varsity - Bowersock
gift in which two of his captors all some pennies for the Social Service but perished. Lum Beasley has been Revolving Fund in his tin cup and sees imported and tamed, at great expense, him perform. F. A. U. Hull, Saint Joseph's Day, day evening. April the second, 1278. Club guests Saturday evening. Drop
4 Shows Daily--2:30, 4:00, 7:30, 9:00
Tom Mix IN 'The Dare Devil'
TODAY—THURSDAY
PROTCH The College Tailor
A great picture of thrills and romance
Also Rolin Comedy
TODAY—THURSDAY
'EVERYWOMAN'
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Paramount Magazine
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This great picture pleased a packed house last night. Don't forget to see it tonight or tomorrow.
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