THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Official student paper of the University of Kansas EDITORIAL STAFF Editor-in-Chief ... Ormond P. Hill Associate Editor ... Walter Walters Campus Editor ... Harlow Tibbets Telegraph Editor ... Alfred Graves Editorial Board ... Charles J. Siawon Sport Editor ... Charles J. Siawon Plain Text ... Donald Jonlin Daily News ... BUSINESS STAFF Harold R. Hall ... Business Mgr Henry B. McCurdy, Aa't Business Mgr Floyd Hockenhull ... Circulation Mgr Marvin Harms Herbert Little Marvel Shores Gilbert Swanson Mary Kane Jessica Pfeffer Luther Hangen Jessica Wyatt Dana Foster M. L. Peckman Dauntle Maliot Subscription price $3.50 in advance for the first nine months of the acad- demic year; $1.50 for a term of three months; 50 cents a month; 15 cents a week Entered as second-class mail matnist September 17, 1910, at the post office a Lawrence, Kanaa, under the act of March 3, 1879. Published in the afternoon five times a week, by students in the Department of Journalism of the University of California, as well as the Department of Journalism. Address all communications to THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Lawrence Kansas Lawrence, Kansas Phones. Bell K. U. 25 and 66. Phones, Bell K. U, 25 and 66. The Daily Kansas氨 at picture the University of Kansas; to go farther than merely printing the news by standing for the ideas the University uses in teaching; to be clean, to be cheerful; to be charitable; to be courageous; to leave more serious problems to water leaders; in all, to serve to the students of the University. "SAFETY FIRST" FRIDAY, MARCH 26, 1920 Uncle Sam's army of two million men in the A. E. F, who the healthiest fighting machine that ever engaged in a conflict. Less men were lost from disease than by any other nation. The reason is simple. Before embarking from the United States for the scene of the war, each man had gone through a series of inoculations to prevent disease. Army surgeons, whose duty it was to see that every man was kept in fighting condition, believed in preventive measures. They knew that an army of men made less susceptible to disease through inoculations would be far more efficient than one which had not been given the treatments. They knew that is was far less expensive to ward off disease than to cure it after it had once taken hold. They also knew that a healthy army would be a hard foe to vanquish. An opportunity for immunity against typhoid fever is being offered to students of the University this week. Free inoculations will be administered to women students by the University Hospital on Thursday, and men students may receive the treatments on Friday. The same effective results are attained through these treatments as from those given in the army; the same immunity from disease is accomplished. Students who have not been inoculated within the last two years should avail themselves of this opportunity of applying the "Safety First" rule in regard to their health. A SHORT SIGHTED POLICY A graduate of the University of Kansas, who is foreign correspondent for a large press association, received very favorable comment recently because he was the only correspondent who was able to interview Kerensky in a language which both could understand. Because of his wide knowledge of foreign languages, this young man is making rapid advancement in his work. But the trend of present times seems to be away from intensive study of foreign languages. According to present regulations it is possible for a high school student to enter the University without even a smattering of foreign language. And the University is turning out graduates every year who have deemed other studies more important than foreign languages and have left them out entirely. Oxford, a university which has clung with great persistence to the old custom of requiring an entrance examination in Greek for all students, last week passed a measure abolishing the old ruling. However, the subject was long debated and the final vote was 434 to 359. The arguments that continued application of the old rule meant a loss of students for Oxford and that the school was lagging behind in modern educational needs were instrumental in its passage. It does not seem possible that the present attitude toward languages continue, for all the countries of the world are coming into closer contact with each other and until a common language is adopted it will be necessary for each to possess a knowledge of the language of other countries. A CHILLY CONVENTION The coldest convention they have ever had will probably be this year's record for the Democratic party in spite of the fact that it is to be held in "sunny" California. The delegates have been warned to be certain to bring their overcalls and be prepared "or a chill." This reminds us that San Francisco is the London of this country. Every morning a fog hangs over the city for sometime and some days does not lift at all. The city standing as it does on a peninsula gets the benefit of all the damp winds, and the atmosphere is habitually chilly. The average mean temperature for June is fifty-eight degrees and seems colder because of the dampness. Bathing in the ocean at San Francisco is rare, for while the temperature seldom gets down to freezing the water is cold the year around. While San Francisco is the busier city and the business center of the western state it enjoys a very little of the mild alburny climate supposedly characteristic of the state as does its neighbor and rival Los Angeles. Philadelphia policemen are to have their pay raised fifteen cents per day by the new mayor who was elected on a platform to raise the salaries of city employees. The big question is just what they will do with this surplus. They might treat themselves to an all day sucker each day or save for several days and indulge in a voke. AMERICA'S OPPORTUNITY America has never had a bigger opportunity for world commerce than at the present time. This is recognized and acknowledged by business experts. The United States is taking advantage of many of its advantages but with half the world looking to this country the industries here might easily be running double time and tight shifts. China has a boycott against Japan because of the Shantung affair and reports say that it has been so effective that Japan has lost ninety per cent of her trade with China. This naturally leaves a large field open to merchants of this country, especially for cotton and hardware. Steps are being taken in Brazil to lower the present high rates in imports. There is a duty of twenty percent preferential reciprocal tariff on certain goods manufactured in the United States. When a lawyer makes a mistake, it is just what he wanted, because he has a chance to try the case all over again. Mistakes in All Professions When a plumber makes a mistake, he charges twice for it. When a carpenter makes a mistake, it's just what he expected. When a doctor makes a mistake, he buries it. Babe Ruth demands $20,000 per year from Boston. But when an editor makes a mistake —good night.—Epworth Herald. John D. Rockefeller gives $100,. 000,000 to the public. When a preacher makes a mistake, nobody knows the difference. When a judge makes a mistake, it becomes the law of the land. Jack Dempsey wants $500,000 to Carpentier. The editor of the "Midnight Mau- nerings" of the Daily Tartar partook of too much chill the other evening and his poetry for the day consisted of the following lines: "One teaspoonful in water every four hours." Ye writer bought an option on an Egg.—St. Louis Post-Despatch. Among Those Mentioned Lotus Delta Coffman Lotus Delta Coffman, now dean or the College of Education at the University of Minnesota, was born in Salem, Ind., Jan. 7, 1875. He graduated, took his A. B. and A. M. degrees from the Indiana State Normal, was a teacher in Minnesota. His work has been primarily educational. He has written several books on teaching and supervision in the school room. He is the editor of the well-known educational series of D. C. Heath and Company. In 1912 he was made professor of education at University of Illinois, from which he graduated. He served in the University of Minnesota in 1915 to act as in his present capacity. Dean Coffman's greatest successes have been in the field of organization work, where he is considered a forceful leader. This fact led to his appointment of secretary of the committee which drew up the Smith,Towner bill which is before Congress now, which recommends the creation of a Department of Education in connection with the Presidents' cabinet. Dean Coffman also served on mitte on rehabilitation of soldiers, which has been responsible for all the plans the government has used in training wounded men. --pon application. Twenty-five cents bookkeeping lee added unless naid in cash. Campus Opinion Editor, Kansan. The high cost of living seems it have struck graduation expenses with a vengeance. Two days ago the Senior Invitation Committee announced itself as ready to take orders for Senior invitations. Step right up, on; 50a spice for the paper backed up with cash for those bound in leather. Now we have out invitations to your college commencement may be a trivial incident of your entire college career, and when inaugurated, it probably was trivial the cost of paper at that time not being comparable to the cost of diamonds However, speaking from the Senior women's standpoint, there are few but would like to order at least six invitations to work with them. It ceases to be a trivial matter This is not a charge against the Senior Invitation Committee—But if it is aware of the murmurs of protest that have arisen among the Seniors and ugly rumors as to "graft" which are current, it will in justice to itself make clear the quotations it has received in invitations or cut expenses. The committee will cover actual expense. Price has ascended skyward but from the 28 of last year to the 50c of this one, oplain invitations is a long jump. Citybred—"How is it that the price of farm products is so high? Surely the war does not affect them." Economy Farmbed—"Well, when a farmer has to know the biological name for each thing that he raises, and the zoological name for the insect that uses it, she puts powder that destroys the insect, why somebody has got to pay." -Ex. The Acropolis Society was the first literary society founded at the University. It was established in 1886 and in 1870 the name was changed to Orophilian. Women were then excluded. Enclosed in an envelop but with no signature or other means of identification, Miss Agnes Thompson, alumni secretary, recently received an invitation to the opening of an old banquet menu of the vintage of 1881. The banquet was given at the Eldridge House by Beta Theta Pi on June 4, 1881, and the lady who sent the menu—for the inscription is unmistakably feminine—attended the banquet. Ye Good Old Days The vianda served at the affair would hardly record it the modern standard of "banquet," but it was so called on the menu. The list of edibles, in the spelling and style of the original, follows: Ham sandwiches, Beef sandwiches Jelly cake, Pound cake, Sponge cake VANILLA ICE CREAM Lemon Ice, Italian Float STRAWBERRIES Lemon Ice, Italian Float STRAWBERRIES Oranges. Bananas VANILLA ICE CREAM Lemon Ice. Italian Float Nuts, Raisins, Candies LEMONADE ICE TEA LEMONADE, ICE TEA HOT TEA, COFFEE HOT TEA, COFFEE On Other Hills Bethany's thirty-ninth annual Mossiah will be celebrated at Lindsborg the week of March 28. Several K. U. concerts will be intended to attend the concerts. Former food administrator Hoover has been suggested as a possible successor to the late President Macauanu of Sacramento Institute of Technology. The coach of the Greenleaf basketball ball team took his squad on a sightseeing tour to Baker University after visiting the campus. It is a former student of that school. University of Michigan women basketball ball players were distinguished kettle ball players were distinguished by their middy collars. The seniors smiled with innocent reds, the sophomores yellow and the freshests the customary green. The Argie Glee Club made a tour of the state lasting one week commencing the first week in March Among the larger towns visited are Wichita, Salina, Pratt and Kingman. Alumni of the college were asked to co-operate with the club in making the tour a success. Missouri's 1920 football fans are going out for spring practice, with M. J. Phelan, assistant coach. Phelan won favor with the Tigers last year when only a military instructor in the University, he helped coach them besides scouting some valuable information from enemy teams. Hazing at Northwestern University is no tame miss. Miss Elizabeth Chapman, president of the freshman class is sure of that. She is now suffocated by a paralyzed below the waist as a result of having fallen three stories from an apartment in which she had been imprisoned by sophomore "kidnappers". At Miss Chapman's request, no legal problems were brought against the students. Two hundred dollars was raised by subscription of faculty and students toward an athletic field in 1889. Connel McCook of New York contributed $3,000. The University raised $10,000. CLASSIFIED ADVERTISEMENTS For Rent For Sale Lost Found Help Wanted Situation Wanted Minimum charge, one insertion one insertion, five insertions five insertions, one insertion one insertion, three insertions five insertions, 75c. Twenty- centcents, five insertions, first insertion, one-half cent a first insertion, one-half cent a first insertion, classified card raised when WANT ADS WAnTED—Girls to work spare time. Call 1643. 118.3-274. Classified Advertising Rates Telephone K. U. 66 Or call at Daily Kan sae Business Office LOST- A Parker fountain pen (not a self-filler) in Ad Bld, or in Gym Friday morning. Return to Kansan hall. 114-3-256 LEAVE your orders with Co-operative Girls 112th Ohio for your cakes for Sunday Dinner. Small cookie aries for Friday 7, M, P. Phone 1381. TAKEN by mistake - Grey wool over-net red-croats, half belt, buttoned in back center, slash pocket, left front flyling loose. Taken from Robin son Gym, Friday 19th. Notify over-com care Kanan. 117-3272. LOST—Silver Vanity Case with initials H. M. T. Reward. Call 1783 Blue. 119-3-278 118-3-275 LOST—Fountain pen baddel—Waterman. Phone 1788 Hill. Between 1000 Block Indiana and Hill. 119-3-27-37 LOST—A small brown jersey between West Ad and Green Hall. Return to Kansan office. f18-9-277. LOST—Small notebook — contains French verbs, colomba, etc. Call 565. Between Add and Spooner. W. JONES, A. M. M. D. Diseases of the stomach, surgery, and gynecol. Suite 1, A. U. Hild Residence 1201 Obie Street, Both as 35. LAWRENCE OPTICAL COMPANY (Ex- lusive Optometrist.) Eyes exami- ed; glasses made. Office 1205 Mass PROFESSIONAL CARDS at will be H. HUTCHINSON, Dentist, Pall e 185, 1039 Perkins Bldg. JOB PRINTING—B. H. Date, 1027 Mass. CHIROPRACTORS J. R. BECHTEL, M. D. Rooms 3 and 4 over McCullock's. SATURDAY D. C. R. ALBRIGHT—chitropractic adjustments and massage, Office Subba Bldg, 1101 Mass. St., Phone 1531, Residence Phone 1761. Some one DR. H. L. CHAMBERS, Suite 2, Jackson Building. General practice Special attention to nose, throat and ear. Telephone 217. TOMORROW CHIMIPROCTORS DRS. WELCH AND WELCH—Palmer Graduates. Office 904 Vermont St. Phones. Office 115. Residence. 115K2 DRIH. BEDING, F. A. U. Bidg, Eye, ear, nose, and throat. Special attention to fitting glasses and tonsil work. Phone $12. Your Last Chance ISTHE LASTDAY "Pat" Patroja James Oliver Curwood wrote it See Watch for date of Showing Senior Invitations 0 YOU CAN ORDER all day Fraser Stand Do It Tomorrow ATTENTION FRATERNITY OR SORORITY Nearly new, extra god huse for sale. Large three-room basement, large double parlor, hall x830 and clak room, dining room, kitchen and pantry. Two smallbedrooms, six large double rooms with large closets x 57. Each bedroom has lavatory and hot and cold water. Three suites of rooms on third floor. Bathroom on each floor, all strictly modern, Garage for 3 arses, $1000 cash and $1000 a year, no interest. This house will rent for 1000 and you can pay for it just like paying rent. Three Blocks from C.U. Better see us quick about this. FOREST INVESTMENT A HOME HOSFORD INVESTMENT & MORT- GAGE CO. 824 Massachusetts St Bowersock - Saturday J. Warren Kerrigan in “$30,000.00” DOROTHY GISH "Mary Ellen Comes to Town" She tried— She succeeded— To "pep up" a town that wanted to sleep. To do a dinky dance in a Broadway cabaret. To keep out of jail by "vamping" a man from home. In falling in love, spilling the beans, and winning a husband for keeps. The screen's greatest comedienne in her latest, funniest picture! Easter is Close at Hand Varsity Today AND SATURDAY Regular Prices THE FLOWEK SHOP The Folks at home would appreciate some flowers to make the occasion complete.—Think it over for awhile. Then drop in when you are down town and see what we will have. 825 1-2 Mass. St. Phone 621 Enroll now for a good 1920 position. Calls come to us from every section of the country. Send for blank TODAY. Central Educational Bureau W. J. Hawkins, Manager 824 Metropolitan Bldg., St. Louis, Mo.. TEACHERS WANTED YOUR Clothes Cleaned and Pressed is a saving Garments called for and delivered Call Fraker or Eaton THE STUDENT CLEANERS Houk's Barber Shop Phone 499 BOWERSOCK THEATRE SAN CARLO GRAND OPERA@ AMERICA'S GREATEST TOURING ORGANIZATION. $ ^{2} $ ONE HUNDRED PEOPLE, DISTINISHED AMERICAN AND EUROPEAN STARS, SYMPHONY ORCHETRA, BRILLIANT CHORUS, SUPERB STAGE SETTINGS. ONE NIGHT ONLY FRIDAY, MARCH 26 Bizet's Resplendent Masterpiece "CARMEN" With an ALL STALL CARST Including: STELLA D METTE, ROSINA ZOTTI, GIUSEPPE AGGISTIN, MARIO VALLE, PIETRO DE BIASI, NATALE CERVI. GAETANO MEROLV, Conductor. PRICES: Orchestra $2.50 & $2.00 Balcony $2.00 & $1.50 Gallery $1.00 ADVANCE SALE opens Tuesday, March 28, at ROUND CORNER DRUG STORE Mail Orders Now No Telephone Reservations