THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
A Name's a Name For A'that And A'that
Is the student directory a violation of the prohibition law? Well, if it isn't should be. When there are advertised such thirst producing names as Blierer, (they say when he calls up he asks for Bevo) and Wine some of the weaker minds are unduly stimulated.
Thirsty souls get drunk nowadays on everything from hair tonic to the slightest excuse and has been a suspicious sale of student directories lately. As Heaven is responsible for most things they really shouldn't be criticized.
However most of our parents were not so rushed as Heaven and in glaming over the directory one finds a fine array of old fashioned names with Mary heading the list followed closely by Lizy, Ritch, Katy and Jane. Even old fashioned Sarah who later shamelessly said "a h' off her name, is still on the job.
However as our old friend Bill Shakespeare said, "Why should we worry about a name anyway", for sooner or later all names from Mary Jane to Offita Sornburg will come to "Kld' or "Kuty" under the guidance of some dude who wasn't even present at the original labeling.
Colonel Nugent Will Inspect K.U. R.O. T.C.
Lieutenant Colonel G. A. Nugent, liaison officer for the coast artillery branch of the R. O. T. C. will arrive here today to inspect the K. U. unit.
"Colonel Nugent served in Europe during the world war, holding a commission as Brigadier General, in Command of Artillery," said Capt. H. T. Wilson. "We have expressed our interest here have expressed a preference for service in the coast artillery
Cosmopolitan Club Aims To Boost K. U. Over World
The K. U. Cosmopolitan Club will hold its regular meeting at 8:16 o'clock Saturday evening, March 13, in Myers
Hall. The club is newly organized and addition to its "cosmopolitan" purpose it has as its aim to "Put K. U. First!" in other lands thus its members. The membership is open to all students of foreign lands, including those who have been naturalized. All students who are eligible are urged to attend.
"In irder to make the membership truly cosmopolitan American students elected by the club are also admitted to membership," says Fernando V. Bermelia, president of the club. "A few students mistake provisionalism for cosmopolitanism which our club aims to foster." he added.
F. B. McCOLLOCH, Druggist
Kentman Eatakas
L. E. Waterman and Conklin
Fountain Pens
THE REXALL STORE
847 Mass. St.
PROTCH
The College Tailor
Stationery, Society and Commercial Printing and Engraving.
A. G. A L R I C H
736 Mass, St
Freshman Women Plan
St. Patrick's Day Frolic
A trip through Ireland and interesting Irish games will be the feature of the party for freshman women to be given by Miss Alberta Corbin Wednesday afternoon, March 17. The decorations will be in St. Patrick's Day style with the K. U. Filippin orchestra listening music throughout the afternoon.
The committee chairman who have been making plans for the party are: Ida Jacobus, general committee; Geraldine Petitt, entertainment; Alice Carney, refreshments; and Gladys Manwaring, decoration.
Kansas Poetry Contest Closes Jan. 29, 1921
--should be of interest and value to all. By taking advantage of the special offer I make on extra trousers ordered at the same time of ordering your suit, you make a saving of at least 40 percent in the whole.
The closing of the Kansas poetry context, conducted by Willard Wattles, has been changed from May 1, 1920, to Kansas Day, January 29, 1921. Nearly one hundred entries and inquiries regarding the contest have seen received by Mr. Wattles. The rules will be sent out soon.
The meeting of El Ateneo, Thursday, was devoted to a consideration of the life and works of B. Perez Galdos, the eminent Spanish novelist, who died in January of this year. Blanche Robertson spoke on "La Vida de Galdos"; Nell Gunn read a paper on "Las Novelas de GalDOS"; and Gladys Heath discussed "El Abuelo" a novel by Galdos.
FOR SALE-Double tire carrier for Ford- like new—just the thing for speedster. Henry McCurdy, Kansas Office. 109-3 565
TOO LATE TO CLASSIFY
Candy
Martha Washington
Fresh Shipment Just Received
El Ateneo Met Thursday
University Book Store
803 Mass.
THIS STATEMENT
Place your order for Easter now.
Samuel G. Clarke 1033 Mass.St.
ZEPHYR BREAD
Delicious Brown Loaves
YOUR GROCER HAS IT
Made Clean - Sold Clean
Bakery 6th and Mass.
The Ever-Eat Lunch
SERVES
THOSE
DELICIOUS
CREAM WAFFLES
Pure Creamery Butter With Syrup and Coffee
ONLY
Steaks
15c
KANSAS UNIVERSITY
Specialty
714 MASS. ST.
Forrrest C. Allen
Chops to Order
At Your Service FOR FURTHER INFORMATION WRITE
Tournament
Let's make good use of this chance
THE HIGH SCHOOL BASKETBALL
To be held in Robinson Gymnasium the 19th and 20th of March is one of the biggest opportunities for prospective students and Kansas University to become acquainted.
Manager of Athletics
Lawrence
all sophomore and freshmen classes
will meet Monday afternoon at 4:30
o'clock at the Gym, instead of Friday
at 5:30. In school, women must be in
suit. Hazel Pratt.
Announcements
Dr. E. Smith, of the University Hospital, urges all students who have taken gargle bottles from the hospital to please return them as soon as possible.
A tea for the University Womens' Association will be given March 18 at 3 o'clock at the home of Mrs. S. W.
Blackmar, 1115 Ohio. All women are invited to attend.
YOUR
Clothes Cleaned and Pressed is a saving Garments called for and delivered Call Fraker or Eaton THE STUDENT CLEANERS
Phone
499
Houk's Barber Shop
TEACHERS WANTED
Enroll now for a good 1920 position. Calls come to us from every section of the country. Send for blank TODAY.
Central Educational Bureau
824 Metropolitan Bldg.,
W. J. Hawkins, Manager
St. Louis, Mo..
Did you ever consider how many lessons are gotten between classes at the
The Oread Cafe "Bricks"
If it wasn't for Spooner and "Bricks" the scholarship would sure fall down.
HAVE YOU BEEN MEASURED FOR ASUIT?
Our line of made to measure clothes is ready for your inspection
We can fit your purse and your figure.
Cloth hats in style now at $3. worth from $4 to $6
A plendid line young men's dress shoes from $7 to $9
HUB CLOTHING CO.
Dress Geo. Abrams, Prop. Dress Pants
"WE STRIVE TO PLEASE"
Special tables may be reserved at any time for Fraternity and Sorority feeds.
Meals for 30c are still being served here. We are helping you economize.
College Inn Cafe GEORGE ALLENDORF, Prop.
ONE MORE DAY
Undermuslin Sale
Even if we did not promise you nice savings by buying your summer needs in under muslins at this time, it would be to your advantage to select New White the entire spring purchase is displayed in our center counters and show cases.
It makes choosing so much easier and you see so many more styles than you would expect to at any other time. Remember you must come in before we close Saturday night if you wish to take advantage of this special event.
WEAVER'S
Brogue's
We have just received another shipment of our Spring Oxfords Among them are some new Brogue patterns. In both Cordovan and Calfskin.
Price $15.00
NEWMAN'S 805 Mass. Buy A Brick For The Hospital
BOWERSOCK THEATRE, FRIDAY, MARCH 12
Walter Hast Presents EMMA BUNTING IN Cosmo Hamilton's Delightful Comedy "SCANDAL"
A real story, packed with rich humor and tense situations, told with the fine skill of one of America's greatest novelists.
7 Month's Record run Chicago And destined [for a
Runofoneyear New York City
PRICE:[] 50c.to $2.00, plus war tax
PRICE: [50c. to $2.00, plus war tax
Seats on Sale] Tuesday, at the Round Corner
Drug Store