THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Official student paper of the University of Kansas EDITORIAL STAFF Editor-in-Chief ... Ormond P. Hill Associate Editor ... Walter W. Denning Campus Editor ... Harlow Tibbettle Telegraph Editor ... Alfred Graves Sport Editor ... Charles J. Slawson Plain Titles ... Donald Jones Faculty Editor ... Fannie Mae BUSINESS STAFF BOARD MEMBERS Harold R. Hall ... Business Mgr Henry B. McCurdy, Asn't Business Mgr Floyd Heynbush. . Circulation Mgr BARRARD JEREMY Marvin Hagan Belvoir Shores Kinder Morgan Luther Hangen John Hagen Jennie Wyatt John J. Hagen M. L. Peck M. L. Peck Adelaide Dick Subscription price $3.50 in advance for the first nine months of the academic year; $1.50 for a term of three weeks; $6.25 a month; 18 cents a week Entered as second-class mail matter September 17, 1910, at the post office at Lawrence, Kanaa, under the act of March 2, 1879. Published in the afternoon five times a week, by students in the Department of Journalism of the University of Chicago, as part of the Department of Journalism. Address all communications to THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Lawrence, Kansas. Kansas. PhD. University of Kansas. The Daily Kansas aims to picture the undergraduate life of the University of Kansas; to go for tuition and fees; to stand by the ideals the University holds; to play no favorites; to be clean, to be cheerful, to be respectful, to be generous, to leave more serious problems to wiser leaders; in all, to serve to the students of the University. FRIDAY, MARCH 12. 1920 OUT OF DATE For nine years the University of Kansas has needed a new seal, but a yet no action has been taken with regard to providing one. Since 1911 when the Board of Regents was abolished as the form of University government and the Board of Administration came into being to supervise at state institutions, the seal has been out of date, for it bears the words, "The Regents of the University of Kansas' as its source of authority. For this reason, no legal significance is connected with its use, and it is used as little as possible. An ordinary notary's seal is now used in most University transactions. The University seal was adopted in 1866 by Chancellor Oliver, and has been used without change since that day. The words, "The Regents of the University of Kansas," are the only ones in English appearing upon it. The figure of Moses and the burning bush, surrounded by a Latin inscription, accupy the center, while on the outside are the words, "Sigillum Universatis Kansiensis." Although the seal from an artistic standpoint is scarcely a success, it is doubtful whether it would be wise to change its design, because of the great traditional value attached thereto. It is the only remaining symbol of the birth of the University. North College, the last landmark of that day, was torn down last year. But a University seal should be something more than a figure of tradition. With the change in the method of administration, the inscription should have been altered accordingly so the seal might be of use in business dealings and documents. The University seal should have a legal value as well as a traditional one. Liquor promises to be a campaign issue in the fall elections according to the papers. So we see that in spite of the cartoonists funeral beer wouldn't stay on its bier. BLAME IT ON THE CHICLE Chewing gum, accepting the scientist is, the most recent candidate for the position of influenza carrier. Germans, drinking water, and numerous other possibilities that have been mentioned in the attempt to discover the cause of the spread of the disease are said to be laugling in the rear. The discovery of influenza among the "Chicheroes" or chicle gum gatherers of Mexico and Yucatan has caused unusual interest in medical circles of the world and careful attention is being bestowed upon the possibility that infection may be carried by an article which is in such general use, and which is now being transported to the most remote countries of the world. It is conceded to be more than a coincidence that the spread of influenza and the discovery of germs in the crude gums of commerce have been discovered simultaneously. Because of the enormous demand for chewing gum the supply of chicle has run short and it has been necessary to use many sub attitudes. It is said to be very difficult to sterilize the product. The discovery of organisms in chewing gum that at least bear a very close resemblance to that causing influenza has caused a decided sensation in the medical world, but whether the direct cause can be traced to chewing gum is still a question. Little irradies of fate—the German socialists are kicking because ex-Emperor Wilhelm didn't invest in war bonds. CAN ENFORCE ITS RULES The proposed men's constitution is not a plan for shifting police powers from the faculty to the Men's Student Council. The big questions of discipline such as are involved in immorality, dishonesty, and cheating, and other problems of like difficulty will still be taken care of by the faculty. But in promoting customs, movements, or traditions, such as Olympics and a Freshman Advisory System which bring honor and power to the University the Student Council has absolute power. Under the present outgrown constitution the Student Council has the power to pass an act but not to enforce it. For instance, every fall the Council goes through the process of passing the rule that all Freshman must wear their caps. After the rule has been passed it has no more power to enforce it than it has to say whether a man must wear rubberes on a rainy day. It only has the power of disenfranchising the student which is no power at all. The byllows which the new Student Council passes will have special force because they will be the product of representative student sentiment. While the Council is the initiator of all legislation it cannot become law until passed by the Advocies Assembly composed of severity or eighty students representing the different groups within the University. This Advocies Assembly is a check against unwise or unfair legislation. The average life of a clerk is shorter than that of a laborer. The average age at which a clerk dies is 34.99 years, while that of a laborer is 45.32. Dainty Feet will not be trodden upon Jay Walk A1O'clock Party Tonight at the Open to the University "CHUCKS" six piece Orchestra featuring special Clarinet Chureh Directory TONIGHT Gym $1.50 the Couple If your church is not listed here call The Keystone FRIENDS CHURCH, 10th and Deleware. Sunday School 19 a.m. m. Morning service at 11 o'clock. No evening service. Mrs. Sueie Wileos. The Ramson PLYMOUTH CONGREGATIONAL, 2014. Vermont; Sunday School 10 a.m. in Congregational Hall; Saturday for manageable Alternatives, Christian Endeavour 6:45 and evening 6:45; Endeavour 6:45 and evening 6:45; pastor. FIRST METHODIST, 10th and Vermont. Sunday School 10 to a.m. F. M. C. Coach, the Game of Life. F. E. Jothson and R. E. Kent have mixed classes. Morning services at 11. Episcopal Church 2 and evening services at 8 o'clock. FIRST CHRISTIAN SCIENCE, 1240 Mass. Sunday school 10, morning service 11 o'clock, Substance, Testimony, Reading room located in the church edifice open from three to five every afternoon except Sundays and holidays. FIRST PRESHYMETALIAN 9th and Vermont, Sunday 5:30 p.m. at 1200 N. Church Street 11, Christmas at 6:15 and evening services at 7:45 Mid-week services Wednesday night UNTAFIAN, 12th and Vermont. Sunday School 12:30, class under Prof. B. M. Allen. Morning service 10:45, Lent and the Church of Today. Monday School 11:15, Tobok. light supper served. Meeting 7, John Linggett, c2, speaker. The Daily Iowan comes out with the information that after all, man does not advance very rapidly; the man who was recorded in biblical literature. The first college exchange to reach the desk containing a directory of students is the Georgia Technique, published at Atlanta, Georgia. Some organization is passing up a chance to preform a public spirited act as the K. U. Men's Student Council performs here. According to the Bethany Messenger of Lindsborg, the next big drive at hat school will be "the elimination of hat grotesque appenage known as he ear, from the feminine physiognomy and the absolute annihilation of the sub-nasal toothbrush sometimes on masculine faces". CLASSIFIED ADVERTISEMENTS For Rent For Sale Lost Found Help Wanted Mitigation Wanted Telephone K. U. 66 WANT ADS Minimum charge, one insertion 35c. Up to fifteen words, two words up. Five insertions. Fifteen to twenty-five words, one word up. Twenty-five words, up. Five insertions 55c.; five insertions 75c. Twenty-five words up. one cent a word, words up. each additional insertion, words each additional insertion. Classified Advertising Rates Or call at Daily Kauas Business Office SUNDAY MORNING "A Church Crisis" WANTED—Student—young man dres- ing work between 1 and 6 p. m. Phone 1113. 105-5237 LOST—A Conklin fountain pen Wednesday, Reward, Call 2382. 107.3.953 FIRST BAPTIST CHURCH upon application. Twenty-five cents bookkeeping fee added unless paid in cash. REV. FRANK JENNINGS PASTOR WANTED—First Class Stenographer, for part time, with or without machine. Address J. C. care of Post Office. 108-254-2 LOST—season ticket Friday night at gymnasium. Name W. T. Harding. Return. Reward. 106-3-246 REWARD of $5.00 is offered for return of light cravatette top coat, taken from third floor Friar, Monday morning. Return to Ken Constant. Phone 564 or Kansan office. 107-3-252. RENT—Room for boys. Also garage. 9119 Ind. Phone 1125 107-5-250. LOST—Pair glasses in case between Fraser and Bricks. Monday morning. Tortoise shell. Call 1783 Blue. 100-3249. LOST—Afountain pen barrel, Watermanal difference between Hill and 900 Blk. Kentucky. Call 2464 Black. PROFESSIONAL CARDS LAWRENCE OPTICAL COMPANY (Ex- clusive Optometrists). Eyes exam- cined, glasses made. Office 1025 Mass 108-3-255. EVENING SERVICE 7:45 P.M. "Life's Law of Progress" SPECIAL MUSIC — QUARTET CHOIR G. W. JONES, A. M. M. D. Diseases of the stomach, surgery, and gynecology unit I, F. A. U. B. Hugh. Residence 1201, Albio Street. Both phones I, II. JOB PRINTING—B. H. Dale, 1027 Mass. H. W. HUTCHINSON. Dentist. Pall phone 185, 308 Perkins Bldg. J. R. BECHTEL, M. D. Rooms 3 and 4 over McCullough's CHRISTOPHER DRS. WELCH AND WELCH—Palmer Graduates. Office 804 Vermont St. Phones. Office 115. Residence, 115K2 CHIROPRACTORS DR. C. R. ALBRIGHT—chirpractic adjuncts and massage. Office Stubba Bldg, 1101 Mass. St. Phone 1531; Residence Phone 1761 DR. H. L. JAMBERS, Suite 2. Jackson Building, General practice, Special attention to nose, throat and ear. Telephone 217. VARSITY TODAY SATURDAY DRH. REING, F. A. U. Bidg. Eye, ear, nose, and throat. Special attention to fitting glasses and tonal phone. Phone 512. 4 Shows Daily — 2:30, 4:00, 7:30, 9:00 Elsie Ferguson in "His House in Order" Also Two-Reel Comedy Even the cast hasn't stopped laughing at the jokes in "Her Husband's Wife" You'll laugh too When you see it— Monday, March 22----Bowersock Theatre Your best chance for good seats is by mail right now! Order at once fram Hartzell Eay, 940 Indiana. Enclose remittance and stamped, self-addressed envelope Prices—$1.10, 83c, 55c, Including War Tax HEY KIDS BIG K. U. KARNIVAL They're goin' to have red lemonade ice cream cones-cracker jacks-stunts-booths funny sketches-music and the biggest time "yer ever seen" at the K. U. Karnival. Some Features "Parlor Sports at Podunk" "The Musical Burglar" "That Crazy Band" SATURDAY NIGHT ADMISSION 25c Robinson Gym ADMISSION 25c