THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Official student paper of the University of Kansas
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Entered as second-class mail matter September 17, 1910, at the post office at Lawrence, Kanaas, under the act of March 3, 1879.
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THURSDAY, MARCH 4, 1920.
SLIPPER OR HICKORY SPROUTS?
SLEEPER OR MOREWAKEN UP?
Do you remember the time your mother spanked you for being imilite to the company?
The University has had a notable guest, we have been shockingly impolite, and it is unfortunate that we are too old to be spanked. The editorial "wu" refers to the University population at large, not because the entire student body was implicated in the particular offense in question but because it was a breach of etiquette of which most of us have been guilty at times.
The lecture of Professor Seashore,
Monday afternoon was well attended.
So far so good. Professor Seashore
is a psychologist of international
reputation and students who missed
the opportunity of hearing him have
indeed failed to take advantage of a
privilege.
Yes, the lecture was well attended,
but the latest arrivals did not get
there until it was half over—just in
time to witness the earliest突现s.
The creaking floors of Fraser
chapel made a delightful accompaniment
for Professor Seashore's remarks
all through the lecture and the light
admitted when the doors were opened
only heightened the effectiveness of
the slides thrown on the screen.
The discussion was too techinel, you say and bored you? Or perhaps you had another meeting you simply couldn't miss. Announcements of the lecture indicated its technicality and if you couldn't see the thing through you had better not have begun it.
These lecturers have been invited to the University to address us and, if not to ourselves, we should at least feel that we owe it to our school to accord them ordinary respect and courtesy instead of trying their endurance by the annoying circumstances illustrated Monday afternoon.
If self respect and a desire to uphold our school's reputation for hospitality do not serve to keep us from such a gross lack of manners then it is too bad that some of the efficacious reformatory methods of childhood can not be employed—being sent to bed without supper, for instance, or made to stand in the corner, or perhaps something even more dire and dreadful.
A WAY TO PAY
A suggestion for a solution of the problem facing the European countries in paying their war debts to America has been made by E. E. Slosson, a graduate of the University and at the present time on the editorial staff of the Independent. Mr. Slosson is a close student of economics and his suggestion of a solution of the war debts is one that would prove a
sig help in putting the world back on a sound financial basis. At the present time the debts to America are a cause of much difficulty to the European powers. Not only will they be unable to meet their obligations as they come due but are unable even to meet the interest payments on the debts and these are running the totals of the debts up higher as the interest falls due.
Mr. Slosson's suggests that the United States open negotiations for the purchase of any or all the possessions of the Dutch, French and English governments in Central and South America and also the holdings of these countries in the West Indies.
He would annex them to the United States subject to the approval of the inhabitants. Such a policy would be in keeping with the Monroe doctrine, he points out, and would be beneficial not only to the countries making the sales but to the possessions sold as well. This is particularly true of the Guianas, which are for a large part underdeveloped at the present time.
Should the United States come into possession of the Guianas the capital necessary to develop them would be forthcoming and railroads constructed through to Brazil, the South American country most friendly to us at the present time.
That such a scheme would be acceptable to the people concerned is shown by the fact that they are flocking into the United States at the present time and are all friendly to our government.
If the American dealers will eliminate profitfees as the English are reported to have done in the news, dispatches the arrangement will be entirely satisfactory to the public. The English merchants have decided to be content with small profits according to the reports.
KEEP 'EM GOING
The bureau of immigration has adopted a sensible policy in deciding not to give undue publicity to the deportation of the reds. Instead of sending a stream of "soviet arks" across the Atlantic and advertising the departure of each one, the bureau intends to keep the deportation machinery working quietly, but steadily. All that Americans want is that these radicals leave the country and that no more are permitted to enter. While it causes a thrill of patriotic justice to learn of the "soviet arks" speeding for Russia with a crew of her own fashioning it does not help the cause to advertise the fact.
A radical apparently is in his seventh heaven when he creates a disturbance in which he is the center of interest. He realizes that through his persecution the “cause” gains new converts. Always there are men of twisted mentality who flock to the support of the martyr regardless of the justice of his actions. For the time being he is the under dog and that fact is sufficient to enlist support in his behalf. When the first shipload of reds left America several weeks ago it is probable they left in their wake another shipload who were transformed from potential reds to active reds because of the martyrdom of Emma Goldman and her crew. Of course America must not show any society politeness in sending home her unwelcome guests. They are an uncutch group who use direct action and understand that method best. But firmness needs no publicity to transform it into martyrdom. Let the relief of their absence be the only publicity.
A doctor who was superintendent of the Sunday-school in a small village asked one of the boys this question:
Teacher: "In what battle did Gen. Wolfe, when hearing of victory, cry, 'I die happy?'
Johnny: I think it was his last battle.—Boston Transcript.
"Willie, will you tell me what we must do in order to get to heaven?"
Said Willie. "We must die."
"We must get sick," said Willie,
"and send for you."—Newark Speed Up.
"Very true," replied the doctor,
"but tell me what we must do before we die?"
EVER notice—
HOW k. u. HOW janes—
ALWAYS stop—
IN the middle—
OF the sidewalk—
TO tell some—
that Jane about—
THEIE—
She had last—
NIGHT and ever—
BODY has to—
CIRCUMVAGINEATE—
THE campus to—
GET to his—
NEXT to—
ITS always women—
MEN always go—
In the street—
SAY women let—
TRY a little—
CAMPUS courtey—
Few little—
THING you know—
GIRLS???
C E W
Dry Verse
He: Why so sad, dearest? Hasn't my avowal the true ring?
News of Alumni and Former Students
Edith Bideau, A. B. 12, who took the degree of Bachelor of Music at Baker University before coming to K.U., appeared with great success on "Dance of the Eggs" and wrote song recital at Acelian Hall, New York City, according to friends here.
Jayhawks Flown
She: Yes, but my finger hasn't,- yet.—Boston Transcript.
Richard Hageman, conductor of the Metropolitan Opera Company concert was at the piano. Many former Kanans attended the concert and some came away very enthusiastic in their praise of Miss Bieden's work.
After leaving K. U. Miss Bideau spent some time in the study of voice in Italy. During the past year she coached in New York City with Richard Hageman and also did dramatic work with another New York opera coach.
Miss Bideau's studies have been carried on during a leave of absence granted her by the State Manual Training School at Pittsburgh, where she was appointed Director of Voice soon after her return from abroad. Her home is still in Chanute, where her father is in business.
B. E. Lewis, A. B. '01, A. M. 02,
formerly superintendent of schools at
lola, visited Prof. W. H. Johnson,
Inspector of High Schools, is Stata.
Inspector of High Schools.
Willard Van Slick, A. B., 14. *feminely principal of Pratt County High School and who for the past year has been doing Y. M. C.A. work in Denver, may be the principal of Iola High School.*
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Minimum charge, one insertion 13c. Up to fifteen words, two insertion 15c. Up to fifteen words, five insertion to twenty-five words, one insertion 33c. three insertions with five words, one insertion to fifty-five words up, one cent a word. first insertion, one-half cent a word. Classified card rates given. Twenty-five cents bookkeeping.
FOR RENT—Room for boys for rent
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Phone 1556. 102-3-234
WANT ADS
FOR RENT—Rooms for boys. 919
Indiana, Phone 1125. Also a
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READ "Hash," as remedy for the "blues." Jokes, poems, pictures. Price 25 cts, by mail. no stamper. M, White, 1040 erront St. 100-5-322.
LOST—Cravanette, Return to A. L.
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99-5-230.
WANTED—A young lady student to take care of two children aged 8 and 3, on Monday, Wednesday and Friday, from 9 a.m. to 6 p.m. Call phone 1754. 975-22-223
LOST-Waterman Ideal Fountan Pen
Wednesday between Rowland's Annex and East Ad. Goodell, Phone
2442. 103-3-266.
LOST-Case book on Constitutional Law, Case book on Partnership and Burdick text on Real Property Books disappeared Tuesday from the Law School. The books are to Charles Walsh 157 1-2 Tennessee or phone 2165 103-23-27.
WANTED—Student -young man des-
ring work between 1 and 6 p. m.
Phone 113 105-5-25
LOST—Fountain Pen Barrel between W. Ad, and Westminster Hall. Call 418. Winfreida Shannon. 101-232-83
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