APRIL 8,1918. UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Sweaters To Be Sent To K. U. Enlisted Men Women of Red Cross Classes Use Yarn Purchased For Home Soldiers Just think! To knit a sweater for K. U. men you know and to have your name pinned on it so that they will know who was thoughtful enough to knit for them. That is what the Athletic Association and the department of physical education made possible when they appropriated $190.00 for a 100 lb. bale of khaki colored yarn early last January. After the yarn had been ordered and sent to Coach W. O. Hamilton, he obtained the names of women enrolled in the W. S. G. A. Red Cross classes. The yarn was checked out to them free of charge. Adrian Lindsay who is at Camp Funston; John Mandeville, who is at Urbana; Tim Shreve and Donald Gardner who have just been called for aviation have been given one of these sweaters. There are fifty-six more all folded and marked at Coach Hamilton's office in Robinson Gymnasium, ready for any K. U. man who is serving his country. Although all of these articles should have been turned in by February 15, there are still twenty-four checked out. These will be finished soon, for the members of the W. S. G. A. have been reminding the knitters to hurry. These will be given to the boys in the aviation service this summer for they say that it is as cold a few miles up in the blue as any December 25th on terra firma. If there are any left over after the aviators are supplied they will be sent to the boys of Company M for use next winter. By the Way Florence Arends, c'21, spent Saturday and Sunday at her home in Kansas City. Misses Gladys McKinley, Dorothy Ensminger, and Dorothy Clarke of Kansas City were guests at the Gamma Phi Beta house Saturday and Sunday and attended the Delta Tau dance Saturday evening. Delta Sigma Rho Pledges Fannie MaCall, Wealthy Babcock, Anna Forsyte and Bonnie Huff were guests at a house party given by Mildred Rose, c'19, at her home in Kansas City over the week-end. Elinor Clarke, c'21, who has been ill at her home in Kansas City, has returned to the University. Delta Sigma Rho, honorary debating fraternity, announces the pledging of Herman Hangen, c'19, Edward Ward, c'19, Robert Albaugh c'19, Harold Hall, c'20, Deane Malott c'20; E. G. Smith, '18, and Marjory Bean, c'18. Miss Bean is the first woman to be taken into the fraternity. Marriory Castle, c'19, who went to Camp Doniphan Thursday, will return to Lawrence today. Liona Fletcher, A. B. '17, who is teaching in Cherryville, using Uilisa Hawkins, c'18, at the Alemannia house Saturday and Sunday. Wayne Martin, c21, who was president of the freshman class the first semester, a guest at the Kanza house Sunday. Martin is now in the advertising department of the Southwestern Journal Company. Hester Jackson, c'20, visited Mary Elizabeth Campbell, e'21, in Atchison this week-end. Helen Cook, fa'20, has withdrawn from school and will return to her home in Coffeyville this week. Willis Vonderschmidt, c'20, returned to his home in Leavenworth this morning after spending the week-end at the Beta house. Miss Mary Paxton of Topeka visited at the Theta house Saturday. Miss Jessie Burnett has returned to her home in Topeka after spending Friday and Saturday at the Theta house. Dwight Hardman, c20, and Ranlolph Adams, c'21, spent Saturday in Kansas City. George Rourke, c'20, spent the deck-een at his home in Topeka. Miss Edwina Gist of Arkansas City visited friends in Lawrence Saturday and Sunday and was a guest at the Delta Tau dance. Mary Myers, A. B.'17, who is teaching in Scranton, visited her parents in Lawrence Sunday. When Your Watch Stops or Loses Time Bring It to Our "Watch Hospital" Crusty Makes Denial Says He Didn't Do It Before all the world and the University Club in particular Crusty, the famous Crusty of the Club, has made a general denial of all depredations on the club phone for purposes of romantic communication. The story was suppressed in the papers before the Easter vacation in order to give Crusty a chance to tell his side of it. He has told. He says the Crab and the Prophet and anyone else about the club who may at this time for henceforth forevermore make any allegation whatsoever against him are disregarding what he knows is true and righteous altogether. The latest charge to which Crusty has been held answerable is grabbing the telephone and holding onto it for one long hour, from 10 to 11 o'clock one night last week. Crusty who is known at the club for being all that his name does not imply, was talking desperately to nurse along his first and last chance at real, 14 kt. love. Four furious fussers stood in line for the phone when the great hour for Crusty began. The Crab was first in line. He gave up early and went to bed. He has been going to bed early for several days past. But he was nervous about something and because he couldn't reach the phone he did not sleep at all well. A second in line is the usually cheerful man who fathers the whole club and has the only Ford owned by and in range of the entire club membership. He patiently withdrew in favor of Crusty after half an hour of sweet endurance. Number Three was Prophet who was anxious to get facts or something a day's weather or something like that. He hoped for a cyclone when he turned in at 10:15. The last and longest to stick on Crusty's trail was the Inverteate Dater. He didn't get his date, for all the she's of his acquaintance had told him never to dare to call up after eleven at night. Now comes Crusty. And he says "Dawgnou it ain't so. They are all trying to slander me. And if one worrud is printed I'll skin 'em all alive, especially the Prophet." Latest reports say that Crusty has been forgiven provided that next time he lets all the rest listen in as a proper board of censorship. North A. Wright, e20, spent Saturday and Sunday in Lawrence, returning to his home in Alchison last night. He is expecting to be called very soon to report to a ground school for aviation service, as he has received notice to be ready to leave on twenty-four hour notice. Be consistent in your using of meat—serve Wiedemann's pure, healthful and wholesome ice cream oftener.—Adv. PROTCH The College Tailor SPRING SUITS SOL MARKS THE RELIABLE JEWELER 817 Mass. St. Labor Problem Must Be Considered After War U. S. Slow in Dealing With Situation, Professor Dykstra Tells Forum "The trouble with the labor situation," said Prof. C, A. Dykstra, of the department of history, at the Woman's Forum. Thursday, "is that labor like most American organizations reads the financial census. Everywhere labor is demanding. The laboring class reasons that if it is so easy for men to become millionaires out of war profits and are still considered patriotic then surely it is not unpatriotic for them to demand an increase in wages and refuse to work if the increase is not granted because the cost of living is continually raising. "In all the Allied Countries there has been great labor unrest. In England the Labor party has made a definite platform and has presented it to the people. The party will contest the election for Parliament in the coming election. In Russia, the Labor party has been crushed out for the present by the German Peace. Just whether the Labor party in England will be successful will be determined in the Parliamentary election. "There have been more strikes in the United States than elsewhere, perhaps, because the Government has not met the situation quickly as in other places. "America is not quite up with the procession in labor demands," said Professor Dykstra. "The reason for this is because in America Labor is not a distinct class as it is in foreign countries. There, if once one is in the laboring class, he is always in that class, but here it is different; many of our American millionaires were once the lowest of laborers. "The United States is going to have to meet the demands of labor sooner or later. The Republicans say that their next party issue will be in regard to labor. At present the only person that has had the audacity to say what he thinks and that has criticized the Administration in time of War is Theodore Roosevelt. But America will have to make some arrangements to meet the new situation of labor after the War." Sam Secures Scraps So Serves Salvage Although the Junior Red Cross has taken over the salvage problem for the southwestern division, the men and women of the University are considered young enough to gather it for K. U. But apparently they aren't as loyal as the 5-year-old son of a Universitist instructor who went from house to house with a list of articles wanted and gathered the junk the neighbors gladly put out for him finally bringing it to the Fraser hope chest for salvage. The story runs that at first Sammy, for that was his name, picked out only the "pretties" that appealed to his fancy, leaving the rest. Later, however, he became the model of efficiency. The list which his mother made out was something like the following authentic one,—Tinfoil of all kinds; Collapsible tubes which have contained tooth paste, cold cream, shaving Classy Spring Fabrics Tailored to the Appeals of College Men Exclusive Agent for Ed. V. Price Clothes W. E. WILSON Eldridge Bldg. 707 Mass. St. Edwardson Ave. cream, extract, vaseline and other toilet articles; old gold and silver and broken bits of jewelry for the "melting pot"; silver plated water pitchers, castors, teapot, and trap; scrap zinc; clean dry cell battery zinc; battery lead from abbreviate abstories; rubber boots and shoes; cold cream jars; bottles; rubber tire casings of all kinds; inner tubes; old wringers. A Suit Tailored to Your Measure $15 up Lieut. Alfred G. Hill of the 46th Infantry, Camp Taylor, Kentucky, writes the following to a friend at K. U.: Alfred G. Hill Writes Of Work at Camp Taylor Camp Taylor seems like a big school. I frequently compare my work here with my studies at the University. You will understand when I tell you that practically all my time is taken up with going to "schools." In the morning it is rifle and pistol school conducted under the supervision of the regimental school officer. In the afternoon I walk a long mile to attend an engineering school conducted through the division headquarters. In the evenings twice a week there is the presence of battalion officers where problems are discussed. A then weekly percussion is taken listening to "medicos" from the hospital who are going into great relief regarding the care of the feet. Each evening at 5:30 o'clock I am expected to attend a conference of officers and non-commissioned officers at which the daily drills are discussed. The "medio" lectures are much like the compulsory hygienic lectures for freshmen on Mount Oread. That are enjoyed to about the same degree. I have met three K. U., men. Charles Sweet, W. W, Hawkins and Gabb, Babb, all leutенants here. Mc Sweet (Miltdred Eppard), is here. Home Nursing Class meets at Westminster Hall Monday night, instead of Tuesday, this week. Serve and save—buy War-Savings Stamps! Candy is not under the food ban—the Food Administration recognizes candy as a food, but it suggests that you select those kinds that contain the least amount of sugar. Chocolate dipped nuts, jelly candies, marshmallows and nut candies are a few varieties approved by Mr. Hoover. All of these and others, you'll find at Wiedemann's—Adv. A. G. ALRICH Gobelin Rose and Regimental Buff, the latest shades in stationery. Engraved Cards For Commencement 736 Mass. St. HOTEL KUPPER Kansas City, Mo TOO LATE TO CLASSIFY Convenient to the shopping and Theatre District especially handy for ladies, being on Petticow Lane. Cafe in connection paying special attention to banquets. WALTER S. MARS, Mgr. LOST—Jewelled Phi Gam pin. Return to Kansan office. 122.3-1.4 PROFESSIONAL DR. OR-LFBP—Eye, Ear, Nose and Dental glass work guaranteed. Dick Building. LAWRENCE OPTICAL CO. OF HALIFAX CO. (exclusive Optometricists) Eyes examined; glasses furnished. Offices: Jackson Bldge, 827 Mass. DR. H. HEIDING - F. A. U. Building Hours: 9 to 8 a. Phone 515. Hours: 9 to 8 a. Phone 515. JOB PRINTING—B. H. DALE, 1027 Mass. St., Phone 228. KELEER'S BOSTORE - Quiz books, the hardcover paper, the pound. artist's material drawing. Pictures and picture framing. Agency and diamond Typewriters 822 Mass. Street. G. W. JONES, A. M. M. D. Diseases of the stomach, surgery and gynecology Suite 112, F. A. U. Bldg. Residence and Office 35, Ohio St. Both phones, 15. Send the Daily Kansan Bome. Washington University School of Nursing Nursing help to women an opportunity for professional preparation for life and a profession of care. Washington University gives a three years course in Nursing at the University, clinical instruction in the wards of the Pitta institutes, Washington University Dispensary and Social Service Department. Students having an A.B. or B.S. degree from Address inquiries to Supt. of Nurses Address inquiries to 400 So. Kingshighway, St. Louis, Mo. M Spring is here!—so are the new fabrics for Spring Suits. SCHULZ The TAILOR 917 Mass. St. LANDER THE JEWELER Makes Watches Run Right 917 MASS. ST. A Fresh Shipment of MARTHA WASHINGTON CANDIES University Book Store 803 Mass. St. World almanacs for 1918 have arrived TOO LATE TO CLASSIFY VARSITY FOUND—Lady's K, U. Silver Ring. Phone 1072—Miss Reese, 827 Tenn. 123-2,193 Kennedy Plumbing Co. Taxi 12 'PHONE "One-Two" TYPEWRITERS FOR RENT We have in a number of first class machines for rent; Underwoods, Remington, Royal 10's and 5' and L. C. Smiths. They won't last long. Take your pick early. Kennedy Plumbing Co. Student Lamps National Mazda Lamps Cord, Plugs, Sockets, Etc. Phones 568 937 Mass. MORRISON & BLIESNER 701 Mass. Phone 164 The University of Chicago HOME STUDY in addition to consistent work, offers take instruction by correspondence. Formation and formation examinations. 268 Year U. of C., Dis. Z, Chicago, III. Instructor Terry —AND— Did You Make That Date for Bowersock Theatre April 24 Beginning Wednesday Mail Orders Filled in Order of Receipt When Accompanied by Stamped Envelope. HOWARD MORGAN, Mgr. Room 8, Green Hall. PRICES—Parquet 75c, war tax 8c; Balcony 50c, war tax 5c; Gallery 25c, war tax 3c. TOMORROW—Alice Joyce, Marc McDermott and Grace Darwood in "The Woman Between Friends" TODAY ONLY HAROLD LOCKWOOD IN "Paradise Garden" BOWERSOCK TODAY AND TUESDAY Vivian Martin IN "A Petticoat Pilot" WEDNESDAY-EDITH STOREY IN "THE CLAIM."