MARCH 13, 1918.
UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
The Male Finds Why Georgettes Vanish
Two student philosophers walked up the Hill together.
"Why," said he, "have the what-do-you-call-me's—georgette blouses disappeared before a regiment of velvet dresses? Why do the dear girls tie up their necks—way up to the place where their ears used to be—instead of breasting the winds of March with unfurled wish-bones? In other words, why do winter clothes appear now for the first time since last spring? You're a girl and doing it yourself." The lady philosopher threw back
The lady philosopher threw back her furs.
"That," said she, "is a deep question. I'll tell you why I'm wearing furs. I don't want to take the time to put 'em away in mothballs. And I wear my velvet dress because my georgette blouses are all worn out, at last, because of continued service all winter long."
"No, that's not a good enough reason," said the male of the species, who had been craming for a psychology quiz fully ten minutes before he started up the Hill. "There must me do it," psychological reason for this.
He twisted up his countenance in an effort to register thought and conceived.
Then suddenly she had a real thought.
"Eureka, Kansas!" she cried. "I have found it." It is spring. Spring has came and made us crazy. It has temporarily unbalanced our reason, even as the spring wind Saturday unnaturally whipped me up, now see scattered around the campus."
"Yes," he said. "You're right, the spring makes us crazy. It makes the weather crazy so that it blows roofs off, and it makes its props hold class overtime because they become so eloquent all of a sudden."
"And it makes cub reporters lazy," said the lady philosopher, who was worrying about copy for the paper. "They don't want to work in the gentle springtime, and we have to do something else." We come back, so the cubs would work and I could go to K. C. and buy a new georgette blouse."
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Raymond Hemphill leaves today to attend a house party in Chicago.
Lieut. Rook Woodard, of Camp Doniphan, is in Lawrence spending a two weeks furlough with his parents. Woodard was one of the best drop-kickers on the 1916 K. U. football team.
Freshmen of the Kanza fraternity will give a dance for the upper-classmen Saturday night, March 16, at Ecke's.
Among those who will attend the Missouri-Kansas track meet in Kansas City this week are: Paul Jones, George Jones, Marshall Haddock Charles Shofstall, Arthur Fleck, Pat Murphy and Richard Stodder.
Kanza will entertain Kappa Alpha
Theta tonight from 7 to 8 o'clock.
John Fogarty, a senior in the School of Law, leaves today for Berkeley, California, to enter the ground school for aviation. Walter Carey, a juniion in the college also leaves today to enter the same training school.
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Pi Kappa Pi will entertain with a rushing party Saturday March 23.
Kanza entertained Pi Beta Phil last night with an informal dance from 7 to 8 o'colck.
Jack Krumbach, a former student in the University, is visiting at th Delta Tau house.
Lena Rogers, c'18. will leave tonight or Wellington to visit at home until ver the week end.
John Fogarty, 118, of Lawrence eft last year for Berkeley, California to enter the training school for aviation. He was unable to graduate because of having missed last year's summer school.
Applied Christianity Essays to Be Limited In Subjects This Year
Hattie Elizabeth Lewis Prizes Will Be Awarded at Commen-
Limitation in the subjects that may be written under this year for the Hattie Elizabeth Lewis prizes has just been announced by the committee in charge of this contest. This year
these essays on Applied Christianity must deal with some phase of the application of the teachings of Jesus to international relations, and support Christian values in the face of a Christian Peace," "The Christian as Soldier," and similar titles.
The essays are to be completed and in the hands of the committee by May 4, and the winners of the contest will be announced at commencement. If the first prize is sided worthy it will be published by the University.
The committee members call attention to the terms of the contest, and emphasize the one condition that the essay must apply the teachings of Christ to present day problems. In
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a formal statement, the committee says:
"The committee has read many an essay containing admirable proposals, without the slightest logical proof that these proposals had their origin in specifically Christian ethics. Sometimes a careful attempt to define Christ's teachings has been followed by some in theology without real linking of the two. A paper of this sort fails to attack the real problems."
The Hattie Elizabeth Lewis memorial was founded in 1911 by Prof. George Patrick, a memorial to his wife, Hattie Elizabeth Lewis, a former student at the University. The memorial takes the form of an annual essay competition and is open to students of the University.
The theme of these essays, Applied Christianity, was determined by Professor Patrick. Professor Patrick was from 1875 to 1883 assistant professor of natural science in charge of chemistry and physics at the University of Kansas. He died in the spring of 1916.
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