0 NOVEMBER 21,1917 UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Official student paper of the University of Pensylvanie EDITORIAL STAFF Dorothy Cole ... Editor-in-Chief Judgie Golden ... News Editor Milard Wear ... Plain Tales Editor Marjorie Roby ... Plain Tales Editor John Montgomery ... Sport Editor BUSINESS STAFF NEWS STAFF Fred Litchy .Business Manager Wayne Tantman .Assistant Noid .Assistant Eugene Dvian Vivian Sturgeon Harry Organn John Hill M. L. Peck Everett Palmer H. C. Hanger Bulwark Don Day Lawson May Subscription price $2.00 per year in advance; one term, $1.75. Published in the afternoon, five times, in the Indian press and in the or of Kasha, from the press of the De- partment. Entered as second-class mail matter September 17, 1910, at the post office at Lawrence, Kansas, under the act of March 3, 1879. Lawrence, Randa Phones, Bell K. U. 25 and 66 Address all communications to UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Lawrence, Kansas Phones, Bell K, IU 25 and 66 The Daily Kansan aims to picture the undergraduate in Kansas; to go further than merely pressuring the news on Kansas; to go further versatility holds; to play no favorites; to be clean; to be cheerful; to be positive; to leave more serious problems to wiser heads; in all, to serve to the students of the University. WEDNESDAY NOV. 21, 1917. THERE'S ALWAYS A WAY Yesterday the promotion force of the committee in charge of the University's share of the Student Friendship Fund started out to see 1100 students who had not pledged his or her part of the $11,000. Every member of the promotion force is just as busy as any other student on the Hill and will spend precious time by making several trips to see the delinquent ones. The last mentioned students expect to give something toward the University apportionment and may miss the person assigned to see them. A plan has been made whereby those that the promotion force are unable to see may pay their pledges at the Registrar's window in Fraser Hall. Perhaps many feel that they could give more at a later date; that condition has been met too; students can pay one-fourth down and the rest in three more payments, the last one is due in January. Those who have given and studied further on the good to be derived from this noble movement may consider giving more; an increase of your pledge and donation will be appreciated. An increase of pledges will also be taken care of at the Registrar's office. Students should not have to be seen but demonstrate a fair sane vision on this matter which is nothing more than a Safety First Movement for the many K. U. men who will be called in the second draft next February. NEVER SAY DIE Are the students at the University going to allow the county club movement to die before it accomplishes the end which it was designed to attain? The Permanent Income Amendment will be submitted to the voters at the next general election, and the people of the state must know some of the advantages of the measure if it is to pass. The work of showing the voters of the state the advantages of this measure seems to be the peculiar work of the county clubs, and yet according to the president of the County Club Union only a few of the clubs have been organized this year. Two persons from each county were appointed by the president of the union to organize the clubs. There is no reason why every county represented in the University should not have a club. If there are only a few students from the county, the need for a club is much greater. The club from such a county should make a campaign for the University. One county had ten students when it organized its first county club. It made a campaign for students by giving a banquet to which high school seniors were invited, and the next year doubled its membership. Last year there were forty-seven members in the club. Other county clubs can increase the number of students from their counties by a like campaign, and at the same time popularize the University in their home counties. Isn't it about time for all the students to swing into line and begin working for the welfare of the University? Isn't it about time to organize that county club and pass the amendment to the Permanent Income Bill? SAFETY FIRST If the man across the hall down at your boarding house is undoubtedly, or even possibly, tuberular, report the case. Bear in mind that in doing so, you are not meddling in the affairs of another, but instead, are helping safeguard the health of other students, and doing your moral duty to society. A TEAR-COMPELLING MESSAGE A motherly little woman, plainly attired, knocked at the door of the soldiers' Christmas packet committee in the First National bank building and when Mrs. E. T. Swope invited her in, presented a packet she had prepared. "It is the most perfect one we received, candy, tobacco, gum, dates, a black tie, a small testament, trench mirror and many other useful articles," said Mrs. Swobe: "This is the note we found enclosed; "Dear Lady: We mothers are doing our best to keep the home fires burning. With loving thought of you and prayers for you, with deeds done every day for you and yours, we send Jesus Christ to you. Christian bless you, son. Just a Mother," Tears stood in the eyes of the wo men who read this loving note—Oklahoma. MENTAL LAPSES NEW USE FOR MOTORISTS NEW USE FOR MOTORISTS As the motor car dashed through a little village the driver pulled up with a little jerk. A man was standing in the road, the machine waving his arms violently, and shouting "Stop! Hi! Ston!" “What’s the trouble?” snapped the motorist. “Is it a police trap? Because, if it is, I wasn’t driving more than twenty miles an hour—” "That's all right, sir," said the countryman blandy. "I ain't no policeman. Only my wre has been invited to a wedding tomorrow, and I must ask if you could spare her a drop of glove to clean her gloves with." HE ALWAYS HAD The "sporting" son of wealthy par- sons was offered a job by an old fri- dier. "How much will you pay me?" he asked. "All you are worth," said the friend. To which he replied with business- like goodness, "thank you. I can be better than you." PLENTY OF TIME Out at the front two regiments, returning to the trenches, says Answers, chanced to meet. There was he usual exchange of wit. "When's this bloomin' winin' gain to end?" asked one north-country lad. "Dumno," replied one of the south-shielders, who gave daffy-daffs in front of our trench." "Bloomin' optimists!" snorted the man from the north. "We've planted the HE PASSED At a college examination a nervous-looking candidate had been instructed to write out examples of the indicative, subjunctive, potential and exclamatory moods. His efforts resulted as follows: The hotel was overcrowded and a very fat man had been forced to spend the night on a wire cot minus blankets and mattress. "How did you sleep?" inquired the clerk the next morning. "I am endearingly to pass an English examination. If I answer twenty questions, I shall pass. If I answer twelve, I may pass. God help me!" OFF THE GRIDDLE "I have come here," said the angry man to the superintendent of the street car line, "to get justice; justice, sir. Yesterday as my wife was dying I was asked to doctor stepped on her dress and tore a yard of frilling off her skirt." "Oh! I slept all right," the fat man assured him, "but I certainly looked like a waffle when I got up this morning!" AN AWFUL PENALTY The superintendent remained cool. "Well sir," he said, "I don't know that we are to blame for that. What do we need us to do? Get her a new dress?" "No, sir, I do not intend to let you off so easily as that," the other man replied gruffy. He brandished in his right hand a small piece of silk "What I propose to have you do," he said. "is to match this silk." Send the Daily Kansan home. POET'S CORNER His shall greater, still greater smile: That through him, His great purpose That through him. His great purpose The heart that in his rustic frame Glees like the hidden strength, which sus- sures. From age to age, as onward rolls The course of time, the glory of his LINCOLN The loftiness of the majeroc earl And from that heart came forth. Such words of tenderness and patios are here, and are within the breasts of all mankind: the right hand in that Path of Faith, he "finished the work he was in." Then did Almighty God quickly take him to "bite" those preened." Life's pathway, for him, led along the rough places—so likened unto that Of One Who trod the way before, and where he was ever Licht able in his pants. Him to his "place prepared"; While all the world, in reverence -Samuel E. Martin. bowed, :called his faith sublime; Recalled his faith saturation: "The judgments of the Lord are True and righteous altogether NOT INFECTIOUS true and righteous altogether. Amen. Mistress, engaging a new maid: "You say the last family you worked Maid. (apolectically) Yes "m" — yes. He said he war broke out." — Literary Digest. Men's Student Council will meet at 7 o'clock in Fraser, Room 110. Botany Club will meet tonight a 7:00 o'clock in Snow Hall. NAROBIA GUARANTEED FURS FURS Some new ones have arrived in Red Fox and Black Lynx—in sets or separate pieces. Muffs and Scarfs NAROBIA Black Furs Newmark's Black Furs are guaranteed as to wear and color. Muffs or Scarfs $8.50 to $35.00 WANTED-University girl to work for board and room. Mrs. F, J Kelly, 1652 Miss. St., Phone 2518J. 45-3-00 CLASSIFIED FOR RENT—Rooms for light housekeeping for women at 1310 Tenn. Telephone 2183 Blue. 46-2-92 WANTED-FOR SALE-FOR RENT PROFESSIONAL KEELERS BOOK STORE $35 Mass. Sacks and school supplies. Paper by Miss Leah. LOST-A Phi Gamma Delta Pin. Reward. Call 910. 47-2-*9* G. W. JONES, A. M. M. D. Diseases of the stomach, surgery and gynecological care U. Ohio St.idence and hospital, 1201. Ohio St. Both phones, 35. (Exclusive Optometrists) Eyes examined; glasses furnished. Offices: Jackson Bldg., 297 Mass. A CHEAP RENT for the winter can will occupy, and University man house of 9 rooms near the University. Apply at 1101 Ohio St. Tel. 1560. DR. OLELUP - Eye, Bear, Nose and glass work guarded. Dick Building. DR. H. REDING F. A. U. Building. Hours 9 to 5. Phone 513. Hours 9 to 5. Phone 513. JOB PRINTING—B. H. DALE, 1027 Mass. St. Phone 228. LAWRENCE OPTICAL CO. A BEE LINE Always the most direct route. Get your ticket and date now—The Bee Line to THE SOPH HOP Open to all the University. Shofstall's Eight Piece Orchestra The farce at 12:00 o'clock will be full of the latest song and chorus numbers and rich comedy. FRIDAY. NOVEMBER 23 ROBINSON GYMNASIUM $1.50 the person Tickets on sale at Registrar's Office SWEATERS When down town Wednesday, Thursday or Friday stop for a minute before our South Window. A display of new sweaters that will be sure to interest you. See the shaker weaves with Angora collar and cuffs. These are in many fancy combination of colors. See the new silk sweaters we have received from our spring order. Also a full range of the heavy serviceable Bradley sweaters for good hard wear. WEAVERS The Corset Is the Foundation Your college outfit starts with a Your figure will be graceful, and you will have distinct style, irrespective of simplicity in dress, and your health assured. Moreover, a Redfern Model is so ideally comfortable, fitting so naturally that its weaker may do any athletic stunt as easily as she dances, rides or walks, in her corset. the sure to have your Redfern Corset properly fitted before you choose your suits and frocks—then their correct appearance is assured. $3.00 to $6.00 Innes, Bullend & Nackman Send the Daily Kansan home. The New Fall $ 2 0 ^ {\circ} f $ each $ 2 6 r \cdot 3 5 ^ {\circ} F $ $ 3 6 r \cdot 5 0 ^ {\circ} F $ Note! Senior pictures for the Jaya hwkern must be in by December 21. Phone for your appointment at Squires' Studio to dayay Number 5178. Hotel Axehlebach BALTEON AVENUE AND TWILIGHT STREET Kansas City, Mo. 500 New Fireproof Rooms Rate from $120 Under the Personal Direction of S.J. Whitmore and Joseph Reischl AUBREY'S PLACE (Next to Varsity Theatre) Magazines Fruit Candies The Crispest, Freshest Pop Corn in Town at LAWRENCE PANTATORIUM 12 West 9th St. Phone 506 PEOPLES STATE BANK Capital $50,000.00 Surplus $50,000.00 “EVERY BANKING SERVICE” Deal With The Hub Where Prices are low in Men's Furnishings and footwear. HUB CLOTHING CO. We sell paper at prices that interest 322 mass, SC We sell the famous SELZ line of shoes. 1025 Mass. St. We sell paper at prices that interest CARTER'S THE BEST PLACE TO EAT Agent for CORONA typewriter Typewriter Supplies, Stationery University Supplies. Hadley's 715 Mass. St. LANDER THE JEWELER Makes Watches Run Right 917 MASS. ST. PROTCH The College Tailor CHRISTMAS STOCK CONKLIN PENS are sold at McColloch's Drug Store 847 Mass. CHRISTMAS STOCK Stationery, Engraving, Loose Leaf Supplies, Leather Goods. Printing by any Process A. G. ALRICH 736 Mass. Street. A Good Place to Eat Private Dining Room for Parties MIDWAY CAFE Basement Perkins Bldg. "Suiting" You—That's My Business. SCHULZ The TAILOR 917 Massachusetts St. College Pantatorium Lemen & Weir, Props. All Work Guaranteed Phone 2344J 1338 Ohio Street ED W. PARSONS Jeweler—725 Mass. St. Select a gift for Xmas now. Full line of bracelet watches THE GIFT SHOP Established 1865 The most complete line of Jewelry in the City of Lawrence. A. MARKS AND SON 735 Mass. Across from the Court House WILSON'S The Students' Drug Store Soda Drugs Toilet Articles If Your Girl Doesn't Eat Candy—TAKE HER FLOWERS Telephone 55 Lawrence Floral Co. Varsity Cleaners Best Methods and Workmanship Cleaning, Pressing, Repairing Goods Called for and Delivered See us About Student Tickets Bell 1091 1017 Mass. Citizens State Bank Deposits Guaranteed The University Bank Why Not Carry Your Account Here?