PAGE TWO UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN NOVEMBER 16, 1917. His Real Name Is Oliver Some Call Him William Omar But Oliver Is His Name--Sure That's Ham Genial Athletic Director Born In Missouri—But Who Cares? Inseparable Companion In All His Varied Activities and Duties Know Him And His Cigar General Manager W. O. Hamilton, Basketball Coach W. O. Hamilton, Professor of Physical Education W. O. Hamilton Autobieele Agent W. O. Hamilton Husband W. O. Hamilton. Father W. O. Hamilton. Former Athlete W. O. Hamilton. Good Scout W. O. Hamilton One of the men who saw the va' One of the men who saw the value of military training, W. O. Hamilton. Friend of every student, W. O. Hamilton. Promoter of clean athletics, W. O Hamilton. And he is filling everyone of them in about as efficient a manner as is possible for just the plain ordinary man to fill. All of which sounds mightly like an eulogy. It is and it isn't. For the Duty To Be Efficient In Studies, Says Dains "Should Try To Be As Well Trained As Possible," He Declares "Now is the time to be as nearly as possible 100 per cent efficient, and are you trying to be?" is the statement of the course. In other words, it is giving his classes this week. "I do not believe the majority of people in the University at present fully realize that it is a most sacred patriotic duty to get absolutely all they can out of their work; particularly the men." Doctor Dainas has just had another call from officials in Teoka asking for men who will qualify for the "Heil" award, now being formed of trained chemists. "If the men are to compete with men from Eastern schools in this regiment they will have to work a great deal harder than they are doing. Many University men will be drafted in a short time and should try to be as well trained as possible by that time." he said in this regard. It is not only in his department that Dr. Dains finds the attitude of the students at fault. "All over the University," he said, "there is too much loafing on the job. We must be more efficient." New Specimen Received New Specimen Received A large, live albino opposum has recently been received by the museum, and is on exhibit in a basement in the museum. The donation came from Mrs. Joe Morris of Noel, Mo. Mrs. Morris was formerly Miss Pickering, who for some time did catalog work in the museum. words are put as nicely as possible and because the words are a concensus of the opinion of the said man — W. O. Hamilton. Good bread is not made by chance. Brinkman's Blue Ribbon Bread lies good every time.—Adv. WENT TO SCHOOL SOME TOO WENT TO SCHOOL 500 TIME W. O. Hamilton started in life as a person should start. By being a kid and climbing trees after a while, and crying at first and being spanked. Born in Missouri, however. Then he grew older and went to school and liked to pole vault and run some and be athletic in every way possible. And that started him. He did some work in basketball and then hopped around at William Jewell and then came to the University of Kansas as main guy in the business end of athletics. But he wouldn't stay on the pecuniary side and sorta got to managing the team, thus training the rep of putting out chamecins in the basketball line. And he never lost money for athletics at the university and he is still here. MIDDLE NAME UNKNOWN Folks never have found his middle name as standing for anything cause it. t. Folks have called him "Omar" and "Oliver" and "Otharie" and "Otello." But it is believed by many that his wife, Mrs. Hamilton—calls his Oscar when she wants him real bad. we can usually be identified as the man riding in a new looking Chevrolet and holding a cigar in his mouth and wearing gloves. Get that combination and put it on the Hill and you have William Oscar Hamilton. Hobby—Hunting. K. U. Takes Affirmative Side In Missouri Debate Council Reduces Team That Will Meet Colorado To Two Second Campaign For Y. W. C. A. Membership It was decided at a meeting of the debating council yesterday that Kansas should defend the affirmative side of the debate with Missouri to be held in the latter part of March. The question of the debate is the establishment of a settlement of this war should include the establishment of the League to Enforce Peace." Men The debating council also decided to agree with the University of Colorado in having two men on each team in place of three, because of the expense in making the trip. The debate with Colorado will be held here early in March on the same day that Kansas debates with Oklahoma on defense. Both teams are on the Nebraska Resolved, that the Federal Courts of the United States should be deprived of the power to declare the acts of Congress unconstitutional." There will be eight men, on the debating squad this year. Ours is the Best Bread that can be made. Call for Brinkman's Blue Ribbon Bread—Adv. Army Shoes $4.75-$6.00 The second Y. W. C. A. membership campaign was launched Wednesday morning when the membership committee, under the direction of Margaret Walker, chaperoned 428 women in an attempt to get the remaining 428 women enrolled in the University to line themselves up with the 524 women who are already members of the Y. W. Miss Walker and Margaret Walker will really not close until every woman has been seen if it takes all year to do it. Hutchins Shoe Co. 832 Mass. St. The first membership campaign was launched the first of October and closed the tenth with the annual membership banquet. "Any woman who is interested in Christianity," Miss Kathrine Duffield, secretary of the Y. W. C. A, said this morning "should face squarely and thoughtfully the question of membership in the Y. W. C. A." Beltz Is Vindicated In correction of a notice which appeared recently in the Kansan, it should be stated that W. H. Beltz is not required to wear a freshman cap, University primarily as a special instructor in radio telegrambe factor in rank designation. (Signed) Men's Student Council. Profs Step Out In Cars **Proof Step 3.** Threepen have been added to the fast growing number of cars owned by faculty members. H. A. Rice is the owner of a Chalmers roadster, and J. E. Carroll is the Crawford trained in his Chevrolet on a Buick touring car. Sterling's Son Has Wild Trip Through S. America As Carnegie Institute Worker He Was Taken Through Danger By Indian Guide Traveling with Indian guides in South America and seeing only three white persons, has been the life of Allen Sterling, c16, according to letters sent home. He is in the employ of the Carnegie Institute of Washington, B. C., in the department of terrorism, the metalmism, doing a job he interested in while he majored in physical science at K. t! Meat! Dangers beset him on all sides, writes Mr. Sterling. The climate varies radically in different places and is unhealthy. Within a range of a few miles, he has found both frigid and tropical weather. He, with his guides, passed through jungles and swamps and were often subject to a scarcity of provisions. Wild animals and the Amazon catnarrats also proved a source of danger and trouble, he says. WATKINS NATIONAL BANK Capital $100,000 Surplus $100,000 Careful Attention Given to All Business His work takes him to various parts of South America. He has been in Bolivia, Peru, and other places, and he heard from was in Mamao, Brazil. ... Cloe M. Roberts didn't wear his freehand cap today. He lives at 930 Vermont Street. Wallace Martin, 1338 Ohio Street, violated the same rule. WIEDEMANN'S 835 Mass. 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