0 UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Official student paper of the Universi- city of Kansas EDITORIAL STAFF Eugene T. Dyer...Editor-in-chief Lawson M...Associate Editor Dorothy Cole...New Editor Jennifer Anderson Mary Smith...Plain Tales Editor Alice Bowyle...Society Editor John Montgomery)...Sport Editors BUSINESS STAFF Fred Rigby ... Business Manager Wayne Nole ... None Neil ... Assistant Harry Morgan John Montgomery R. Hempill H. G. Hangon R. Hempill H. G. Hangon Joel Fratt M. L. Peck Jimmy Holby Walter Sturgeon Lawson May Subscription price $3.00 per year in advance; one term, $175. Entered as second-class mail matter September 17, 1916, at the post office at Lawrence, Kansas, under the act of March 3, 1879. Published in the afternoon five times of the Kansas City Times and of Kansas, from the press of the De- cimal Magazine. Address all communications to UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Lawrence, Kansas Phones, Bell K. U. 25 and 66 The Daily Kansan aims to picture the undergraduate students to go further than merely printing the news on paper and storing it in a verity holds; to play no favors; to be clean; to be cheerful; to be kind; to have more serious problems to wiser heads; in all, to serve to the university, to the students of the University. WEDNESDAY, NOV. 7, 1917. TAKING STOCK Anyone taking stock of the prospects at the University for the rest of the year finds himself at a loss to predict with any degree of accuracy what the future months will bring. But he can at least assure himself the conditions imposed by the war will get worse instead of better. Certain it is that life on the Hill is still gay, even though perceptibly tempered by the fact of war. As a class, students will be among the last to admit grim realities, even though they face them; they will bluff the war with a spirit of bravado until actual suffering crushes them with its weight. K. U. students know there is a war Outward signs of it necessarily are increasing as the months go by. Compulsory exercise for women, military training for men—both of these speak for the University's participation in the struggle. It is possible the labor of producing military and Red Cross supplies will supersece peace-time amusements. But it is not so now. A semblance of peace will lurk in student life until war brings us to the valley of the shadow. Today, students are enjoying football games, but they are knitting. They are spending money for dances, but they are buying Liberty Bonds also. They are taking in the picture shows, but they take seriously and uncomplainingly a system of military drill. Real studying never was more popular than it is this fall. Demorallizing as war is admitted to be, it is not probable it has brought added disaster in the classroom. The man who is taking stock has many things to consider. Student amusements are not likely to increase; scholarship may get no better, but the service which students can give to their country will multiply rapidly. The months ahead at K. U. are in the dark future, but this future must be faced. Every war measure adopted by the University is justified for this reason if for no other. The time is here for every student on the Hill to think of this future. The person who will not acknowledge the war demands personal sacrifice of some kind will sooner or later come down with a hard thump. A little hard thinking is a preventive; a little taking of stock—it is the best wartime insurance as well as the cheapest. CHEAP PATRIOTISM when a speaker, a show or an entertainment of any kind resort to a patriotic appeal to get their show "across" it invariably leaves a bad taste in the mouths of the audience. There is nothing so sickening as to have a speaker, when he finds that he is not making good with the talk that he is billed for, switch off on a patriotic tirade and proclaim that the United States in the greatest country in America or some equally obvious fact. Such an explosion must be met with hearty applause or the accusation is made that we have no love or spirit for our country. An American flag on the end of a rotten movie or on a cheap novelty calls for the endorsement of all who must have anything to do with them. The poorest kind of entertainment can sail to success under our emblem of freedom. As soon as people wake up to the fact that a soap-box orator can feel at home with a high class audience by his clumsy references to our national emblem or our duty to our country, just that soon will we realize that the ideals that we are sacrificing the lives of our loved ones for cannot be made a mercury matter. FITZSIMONS MEMORIAL The matter of collecting a suitable fund to erect a memorial to the memory of Lieut. William Fitzsimons, a K. U. grad and the first American officer to give his life in the war for democracy, has been sadly neglected at the University. At the Rosedead medical school of the University where Lieutenant Fitzsimons finished his medical training over a hundred dollars has been raised to further the K. U. memorial and yet in Lawrence there is no one willing to give time enough to the matter to take active charge of the fund. Kansas has always had the reputation of letting the world know of its honor and the world knows Kansas for her big men. Here is an opportunity to keep sacred the name of the first American to lay his life on the altar of democracy. Will Kansas fail this time? PHI BETA KAPPA The announcement has been made of the election to membership of several students to Phi Beta Kappa, the scholarship society and at the same time the remark was sneeringly made that there were just that many more confirmed in their ways of being "grinds." The old idea that it is wenk to be a student is fast vanishing. Students are beginning to realize that to be a student is as much of an undertaking as is being a football or track star, the only difference being in the reward. The athlete is heaped with honors, the student with maledictions. Deep down in the hearts of the loudest fellow to howl at the exclusiveness of such an organization there is a wholesome respect for the student who is elected to Phi Beta Kappa. CLASSIFIED WANTED FOR SALE FOR BEST LOST—A fountain pen between Library and Fraser. 5:00 o'clock Wednesday. Phone 2754W. 36-4*-70 FOUND — A Sachem pin. Owner may have same by describing where it was thought to be lost, and whether to ad. Day Kansan Business Office. — 35-3-7 3 LOST—Tuesday in the gym or between the gym and the Chi Omega house, a gold pin set with one diamond and two pears. Finder please return to Kansas office and receive reward. 37-3-7 JOB PRINTING—B. H. DALE, 1027 Mass. St. Phone 228. WRIGHTEC OF optical CO. (Exclusive Optometrists) Eye examined; glasses furnished. Of fears: Jackson Bldg., 297 Mass. PROFESSIONAL DR. H. REDING, F. A. U. Building. Hours 9 to 5. Phone 112. Hours 9 to 5. Phone 112. KEEELERS BOOK STORE $35 Mass. written and school supplies. Paper by writer and school supplied. PROFESSIONAL LAWRENCE OPTICAL CO. G. W. JONES, A. M., M. D., Diseases of the stomach, surgery and gynoecology, U. States. St. and hospital, 1201 Ohio St. Both phones, 35. POET'S CORNER There's a man we've mighty proud to have been with. But he never seen him, Although we've never seen him, love him like a son. For the hell he hand to Hindenburg. Run. HAIG he 'makes' for a drive, For we know when he is ready rivers Somewhere out in Flanders, where the ground with blood it wet. While he hands hell, to Hindenburg — Hindenburg, the Run. He ain't so much on promises, but sore as you are alive I breathe with breath whil He lacks the time for speeches—just baskin' all the while. Some day they'll build a monument and in it they'll indie The Germans "grab little teeth," but he's gained another mitt. He's gained another mitt. While we fratern' in our prayers the noble deed is done. Annie's banded hell to Hindenburg— Hindenburg, the Run. Hindenburg, the Run. in it they*'s hurt The lives of this soldier, this man of Mayaup cut in the marble this legend looks will cut "there will run, "he handed heil to Hindenburg-Hin "they would come." MENTAL LAPSES L. E. Shattuck. in New York Herald. LUCKY FOR ONCE "Did your number come out in the draft?" "It did—and it's the first time I ever won anything in a lottery in my life." A young Burnley weaver, according to an English paper, was taking her little baby to church to be christened. PRACTICE MAKES PERFECT Its father had been in the trenches for three months, and it was impossible for him to get home for the ceremony. The baby smiled up beautifully into the minister's face. "Well, madam," said the minister, "I must congratulate you on your Mail Your Laundry Home Circular on Request. AGENT WANTED THE PARCEL POST BAG CO., South Bend, Ind. The Corset Is the Foundation Your figure will be graceful, and you will have distinct style, irrespective of simplicity in dress, and your health assured. Your college outfit starts with a Be sure to have your Redfern Corset properly fitted before you choose your suits and frocks—then their correct appearance is assured. Moreover, a Redfern Model is so ideally comfortable, fitting so naturally that its wearer may do any athletic stunt as easily as she dances, rides or walks, in her corset. $3.00 to $6.00 Innis. Bullman. 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