UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Official student paper of the University of Leuven William Koester Editor-in-chef Boris Koester Editor Alice Blowley Society Edith Koehler EDITORIAL STAFF BUSINESS STAFF NEWS STAFF Vernon A. Moore. Business Mgr. Ruth Rightman. Assistant Fred Rigby. Wilbur Fischer E. H. Kendrick Helen Patterson Herbert Howland Henry Pegues Dan Hartley Cargill Sproull Eugene Dyer Harry Morgan Eugene Dyer Millard Wear John Montgomery Dorothy Cole Subscription price $2.00 per year in advance; one term, $1.75. Entered as second-class mail matter September 17, 1910, at the post office at Lawrence, Kansas, under the act of March 3, 1879. Published in the afternoon five times a week, by students of the University of Kansas, from the press of the Department of Journalism. Address all communications to UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Lawrence, Kansas Phones, Bell K. U 25 and 66 The Daily Kansan aims to picture the undergraduate life of the students rather than merely printing the news by standing for them or playing no favorities; to be clean, to be cheerful; to beLeave more serious problems wiser heads; in all, to serve to the students the students the students of the University. FRIDAY, MARCH 2, 1917. I had heard, indeed, that two negotiation heads were heard before that two notions even existed. The one head was heard before that two notions even existed. YOUR DUTY Mr. Student you have one chance left to fight for the Permanent Income Bill, an opportunity which extends over only a few hours. Your efforts may influence one vote; that one vote may mean a greater University. Your representative is in Topeka. He is there as your servant. You need feel no alarm in asking him to support the measure. He is elected to serve you and not to refuse you an opportunity for deciding the fate of educational institutions which you and other citizens support by taxation. You know your representative, you realize your duty to K. U. Do you want to feel, when the measure goes before the House, that YOU have done everything possible; that YOU have shown the Kansas fight which has made our athletic teams famous; that YOU have been a true loyal Jayhawk. There was only one thing which marred the performance of "Under Cover," and this was not the fault of the actors. It was the throwing of programs from the balcony down into the parquet. After each act a shower of "spears," made from leaves out of the programs, flew toward the chancellor's box, the orchestra, and those sitting in the parquet. Such practices remind us of our high school days when we used to meet in Assembly Hall and amuse ourselves in the same manner. It seems university students would be original and choose some form of amusement more in keeping with their dignity. JUVENILE ASININITY Babies should be checked at the door! KNOW YOUR SCHOOL Too many students are ignorant of the institution they attend. They hurry through college, so engrossed in books or activities, they do not have time to learn of their future alma mater. Even though members of the College or the School of Law, it would be a nice thing to know something about the other schools of the University. There is the K. U. alumnus, who went through college without ever being inside Spooner library and one can often find graduates who were never inside some of the buildings not connected with their particular school. It is not this thing in itself but the attitude it portrays that makes it regetable. Can you name the deans of the different schools? Do you know them when you see them? Do you know anything of the University's history? Students are prone to regard these things as little matters now but it is a safe bet that you will wish for a better knowledge of your school sometime when, in another state, someone begins quizzing you about your alma mater. The University authorities have considered establishing a course for freshmen, in which the history, traditions and workings of the institutions would be taught. Such a course would be a good thing. FRIENDS AGAIN Coach Hamilton has taken the necessary step to prevent a break between the athletic departments of the University of Kansas and the Kansas Aggies. To prove he was acting in good faith in criticising the Aggies for breaking a gentleman's agreement the K, U. coach offered the Aggies a second date. The offer was accepted. Kansas will be quick to forget the incident. We regret a misunderstanding between the authorities of the two schools but the outcome will be satisfactory to both teams. Kansas can be depended upon for clean athletics and the best kind of sportsmanship will prevail at the indoor meet next week. ON TAKING NOTES Because one pen is mightier than a sword when used for the mundane and entirely unnecessary purpose of "taking notes," is that a proof that two pens have a Big Bertha backed off the war map? In there a panacea for all examinations in the transportation of professional thoughts onto the note-page in ink of two colors, instead of one? Every one has seen them—these once rare but rapidly increasing students who arm themselves with two pens for the highly serious exercise of attending lectures. One of these fountains writes in carmine on the unsullied page; the other drips dull gray over the fingers of him who uses it.—Daily Illini. Some students who haven't enough points to graduate this June have worked out Ph.D. degrees in pool or the pigeon walk—Ohio State Lantern A CRASH The fact that freshmen are likely to postpone work until the last minute is generally conceded. A striking excerpt of this was noted on the campus recently. A freshman—yes, because he wore the distinguishing mark, a red and white knitted cap—was sauntering slowly up the walk leading from the main entrance to the campus. He was walking back home when he heard minutes before class time and was intently studying a hard lesson for the next hour. Crash—and he was astonished to find himself facing a much bewildered young lady. On the ground was scattered numerous books and papers which he had caused to fall from her arms. He picked up the papers, apologized, and during the remainder of his walk to her room he returned to touse her homework prepare his lesson at home--Kansas State Collegian. Condemnation and criticism often lead us into byways that bring us frequently face to face with ourselves. HILLTOP PHILOSOPHY One bid cinched is worth two on the spur of the moment. There is room for improvement in most of us, but the room per student is invariably at the top. He whose pockets jingle not is like an empty jug whose gurgle has been absorbed. The student who sits on the back seat in class will occupy that seat all his life. Two Chinese are candidates for the Michigan track team, and if they hap-tere some races, we expect to loud cheer at the yellow peril--Ohio State Lantern. A sign on lower Massachusetts Street reads, "Shine Inside." Inside there usually are a bunch of shines, to be sure. Illinois University now has eight military officers stationed there. Six men were added to the staff last week—Daily California. POET'S CORNER I heard Mr. Wind a-calling. The leafless branches through, He laughed from great sky-spaces, Serene and clear and blue— What do you think he was saying? "The top o' the morn to you!" Mr. Wind. Marg's face was anxious Lou's face was stern, Her hand was in his, And him was in her. And Blue. Edna Osborne I never saw a pale blue cow— I never hope to see one; But by the pale blue milk we get I'm sure that there must be one. A SAD POME The melancholy days are here, The Shorthorns are in the hall. And don't know how to stear. —Poached. The Shorthorns are in the hall Lives of great men all remind us, LEVITY WITH THE GRIND it we'd only work o evenings And not fool away our time—Ex Irate Father—Keep still, Willie. Trate Mother—I'm trying to turn the motor over? We can live a life submine, If we'd only work o' evenings Eve, enchantress—wonder-eyed— Willie—What for dad?” Are you going to spank it?”—The Widow. Cooed she, "Tell me, Eden's lamb, Do you really care Adam?" Smiled at Adam by her side. Coed she, "Tell me, Eden's lamb, "Didn't you have a brother in this course last year?" "No sir. It was l. I am taking it over again." he (noticing his partner isn't talk- ing to him) seem to be intellectu- ally fatigued. "Extraordinary resemblance though! Extraordinary!" -Lampoon. She (absently)—My feet hurt aw fully.—Burr. "I is there any particular sport you are fond of Miss Effe?" "No-but-cr-1 I like you very mn. Mr, Snaggs." -Scribner's Mag- azine. SHE KNEW WHERE Stude--Do you know where I can find Lincoln's Gettsbvraire address? Landlady—Just send it to Gettysburg, and he'll probably get it all right. "I hear that they buried the janitor last week." NECESSARY "Yes, they had to; he died."—Lehigh Burr. First Girllie—Did you notice that she didn't wear a right back of up at the Orpheum? Second Gurgle—Oh, the handsome chap with the red necktie, and tan suit, who wore his hair pompadour? No, why? —Nebraska Awgwan. WANT ADS "Maria, you'll never be able to drive that mail with a flatiron; for heaven's sake use your head," admonished Mr. Stubliks. And then he wondered why she would not speak to him for the rest of the day—Exchange. CUPID BARRED Fourteen senior men of Oberlin, living together at a college house, have sworn to abstain from linen collars until the prices of collars go back to normal. To carry out their protest, they have donned celluloid collars, and carry with them the necessary laundering equipment consisting of a sponge. Among the men are the editors of the college paper, the football captain and manager, and two variability debaters.-Daily Californian. At the University of Indiana thirty students carried petitions, bearing 1,270 names, to the state senate, supporting the "Dry Measure." The chimes of the university announced the victory when the report came in. LOST—Economic history of the United States and note book, somewhere on the campus Monday, Feb. 19. Call 1817W. Hazel Cook. 103-3 LOST—Waterman fountain pen in Fraser Hall Tuesday morning. Call B. 2602. 103-2 FOR RENT—Modern furnished room for boys, reasonable. Phone 1197J or call 1108 Tenn. 101-5 WANTED-A lady to do educational work during vacation. Call Mrs. Williams, Bell 514W. 72ft. TEACHERS WANTED—For every department of school work, Boards will soon commence to教老师 in the on first vacancies. Write today for blanks. Only $3½%$ Com., payable Nov. 1st. Territory; i. Iowa, Wisconsin, Minnesota, Nebraska, Dakota. S. R. Bank, Teachers' Employment Bureau, E. I. Heuer, Manager, 228-330 C. R. S. Bank, Cedar Rapids, 178-78. LOST—No. 6 note book of Medieval Institute with name, S. Oriben. Reward if returned to Kansan office. 104-2 LOST—Pi Gamma Sigma pin. Finder please call Iva Testerman, Bell 1503W. 104-2 LOST—A Shaefe fountain pen with calendar clip. Return to 1231 Oread. Call 815W. Bell phone. 104-3 DR, H. L. CHAMBERS, General Practice 6180 House and office phone, 6180 House and office phone, W, G. JONES, A, M, M, D. Diseases of leprosy in the United States, Residence 1257, Ohio St. Both phones, 32. DR. H. REDING F. A. U. Building fitted. Hours 9 to 5. Both phones 813 CLASSIFIED KEELER'S 100K STORE. $53 Mass. St. St. Louis, MO. Picturewriter. $99 Picture. Store. B. H. DALE, Artistic job printing. Both phones 228, 1027 Mass. WE MAKE OLD SHOES INTO NEW places to get results. 1342 Olst St CONKLIN PENS are sold at McCulloch's Drug Store 847 Mass. Combine economy with comfort- Second class tickets honored. Berthrate half what standard Pullman costs. Thi-weekly personally escorted excursions on fast trains - Suited for family & neighborhood parties. 12 Fred Harvey dining-rooms provide 75 cent meals—lunch counters, too. Details of service and advantages of Santa Fe Road told in our folder "Justin keeps to California" W. W. BURNETT, Agent. Both Phones 32. Lawrence, Kas. TODAY VARSITY THEATRE ONLY FANNIE WARD in "THE WINNING OF SALLIE TEMPLE" Based upon Rupert Sargent Holland's celebrated novel, Also Travelogue Admission 10c. - THEDA BARA · DIRECTION WILLIAM FOX THEDA BARA IN THE VIXEN When you stop to think, it's little wonder that VELVET is so good. Every bit of it has been *naturally aged* for two years. Velvet Joe TH' thoughtless talker is like a blank cartridge. He makes a loud noise but never hits th' target. TOMORROW Also Travelogue. --will take you to Tenth and Main streets, Kansas City—in the heart of the theatre and shopping district. WATKINS NATIONAL BANK Capital $100,000 Surplus $100,000 Careful Attention Given to All Business. SEND THE DAILY KANSAN HOME Mr. Louis MANN n "Some Warriors" Matinee 2:20 Nights 8:20 Charles IRWIN & HENRY Kitty In "Comin' Through The Rye." RONAIR, WARD & FARRON Playing Their Boardwalk Skit "Are You Lonesome." Fourth Episode of FINK'S MULES Vaudeuse's Equine Joyfest Fourth Episode of MRS. VERNON CASTLE I. "Patria." The Serial Supreme. Modesta Mortenzi, Violin. Greta Spencer, Soprano Adelaide Zardo, Piano ORPHEUM TRAVEL WEEKLY The World at Work and Play MARLO & DUFFY Origenity Gymnastica AL SHAYNE. "The Singing Baute" With Tony Martin Nights Matinee Matinees 10-25-50-75 Daily 10-25-50 HOTEL KUPPER 11th and McGee Streets, Kansas City, Mo. A good place to make your headquarters. Particularly desirable for ladies—being on Petticat Lane—the center of the shopping district. WALTER S. MARS Propriector and Manager. Convenient to all theatres. Excellent cafe in connection. Let us figure on that next banquet. Aotel Muehlebach Baltimore Avenue and Twelfth Street Kansas City, Mo. 500 New Fireproof Rooms Rate from $200 Under the Personal Direction of S.J. WHitmore and Joseph Reichl THE KAW VALLEY INTERURBAN Cars leave Lawrence every hour—thirty-five minutes after the hour HOTEL SAVOY 9th and Central Sts. Get off the Interurban at 8th and Central and walk one block south. Always meet your friends at this hotel.