UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN EDITORIAL STAFF Official student paper of the University of Kansas William Koester ... Editor-in-Chief Clifford Butcher ... News Editor Solomon Schuster ... Senior Editors BUSINESS STAFF Vernon A. Moore...Business Mgr. Melissa R. Brightmaire... Fred Richy...Assistance NEWS STAFF Cargill Sproull Harry Morgan Harry Morgan Eugene Dyer Millard Wear John Montgomery Alan Flagg Doris Dole Subscription price $3.00 per year in advance; one term, $1.75. Entered as second-class mail matter sentence for Janaas, under the act of Sedimentation. Published in the afternoon five times a week, by students of the University of Kansas, from the press of the Department of Journalism. Address all communications to UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Lawrence, Kansas Phones, BELL, K. U. 25 and 66 The Daily Kansan aims to picture the undergraduate life of the students than merely printing the news by standing for the university's own favorites and offering them no favors to be clean; to be cheerful; to be charitable; to be courageous to serve others; to be wiser heeds; in all, to serve to the students of the University. MONDAY, FEBRUARY 26, 1917. JAYHAWKERS ALL The greatest chantishment that a man can endure is to have done the outrage; and there is no man who is so rude in the whip of his own repentance—Nenech. Works of Every once in a while we are acorded an opportunity to enjoy a general get-together; to rub elbows as a student body; to discard convention and formality; and in short, to simply be general all around good fellows. On such occasions we encounter a spirit of democracy and fellowship which, although characteristic of the University of Kansas, is only prominent by its presence, at the few All-University functions students enjoy each year. The All-University party Saturday evening was one of these events and those students and faculty members attending, benefited by the experience. The student learned there are hundreds of mighty fine fellow students whom he does not know but whom he has now resolved to meet. Faculty members not only formed new associations within their own ranks but likewise found some timber for friendships among the students. And best of all, the entire gathering in renewing its allegiance to the University was reminded of the opportunity to unite for a common cause—that of making the University of Kansas a highly democratic, efficient institution, actuated by sincere motives, inspired by lofty ideals, and propelled toward its goal of success by a loyal band of Jayhawkers; devoid of faction, student, or faculty lines. What has become of the professor who dogmatically asserted two years ago that there was not the slightest possibility that U. S. would be drawn into the war? He has apparently followed the ground hog's example. We all live and learn. THE USUAL SUCCESS Now that the last basket has been tossed and the final "TWO" has thummered its way to every minute corner of Robinson Gymnasium, the University takes occasion to congratulate the team which carried the Crimson and Blue this year. We probably have had better teams; the Kansas spirit, no doubt, has been more rampant in former years; and possibly, even the coaching has been surpassed in bygone days; but regardless of all these suppositions, the season has been a success and K.U. will have no occasion to ever regret the showing made by its 1916-17 representatives upon the basketball球场. Beginning with the first game the team showed a determination and spirit of fight which is characteristic of all good Kansas teams and which never has failed to attain for them a honored position in Missouri Valley athletics. Throughout the season the team kept steadily at its work, not only upon the court but in the classroom, and as a result its chances were never endangered, as in former years, by eligibility. However, others than the players are deserving of praise. As years roll by and Kansas continues to retain her coveted position in Valley basketball circles the real value of Manager W. O. Hamilton, who besides his ponderous duties as general manager of athletics, takes time to coach the basketball and track teams becomes evident. No other coach in the conference is so handicapped with overlapping duties and yet Coach Hamilton's achievements, since coming to K. U., have not been duplicated, nor is any coach establishing a record which will seriously endanger that of the K. U. mentor. It is therefor, fitting for William Oliver Hamilton to figure prominently in the praise and congratulations extended to our basketball machine of the past season. The old saying that an individual is 'between the devil and the sea' should now be changed to "betweer the submarines and the airships". And while speaking of the subject university students are in somewha the same situation in regard to ventilation. If they open the windows o their class rooms they freeze and i they leave the windows closed the smother. It's all right to be a gentleman; but if you're too all-fired gentle you're a sissy. The wages of sin is death. But they're high enough to make the graffers wealthy, just the same. Maybe the German raid in the South Atlantic was just a South Sea Bubble. The present legislature would not only make Kansas "bone-dry" but it is also trying to make it "smokeless." CAMPUS OPINION Communication should be staged as evidence of good faith but names it will not be published. Editor Daily Kansan: May I beg the privilege of using your columns to bring to those students of the University of Kansas who are planning to do their preparation for professional practice next year, post position of the present position of the Yale Law School? A few years ago Yale adopted the rule followed by most of the leading law schools of the country of admitting as candidates for its degrees on college or scientific school of approved standing. This measure resulted, of course, in greatly reducing the numbers in attendance. At the same time, instead of reducing the teaching staff, every effort has been made to increase the variety of instruction has lately been improved in an extraordinary degree. This fall a new dean, Thomas Walter Swan of Chicago, has been appointed. Mr. Swan is a graduate of Yale College and of the Harvard Law School, with some teaching experience, who leaves a successful career as a practising lawyer because university work appeals to him. Shortly after Dean Swan's appointment Professor Wheeler of Chicago, President of the Association of American Law Schools, was appointed Professor of Law, Mr. Hohfeld, a brilliant graduate of the Harvard Law School, was soon after drawn from Stanford University. Four other eminent teachers have been appointed this month. These are Professor Ernest G. Lorenzen of the University of Minnesota, a graduate of Cornell, and former student in the universities of Paris, Heidelberg and Gottingen, with a degree in law, attorney and teacher; Professor Edmund M. Morgan also from the University of Minnesota, a graduate of Harvard, and author of legal works of importance, with experience both in practice and teaching; Professor Edwin M. Borechard, formerly Law Librarian of Congress and an author of several foreign Law; and Professor Henry W. Dunn, who was at one time dean of the University of Iowa Law School, and who comes to Yale after 13 years of successful practice in Boston. Besides these newly appointed men, such distinguished teachers as Judge Rogers, the retiring dean, and William the retiring Taft continue their services. Tuition in the Law School is $150 a year, and other expenses including books, board, laundry, room, heat and light, are estimated at $375. Yale 1900. POET'S CORNER They have hurt your pride, I know, And your realization of coolie joys has been a bit overkill. But you will know a heap more—by and by. Cheer up, for green will always fade some. DON'T CRY There little Freshie, don't cry! There, little Soph, don't cry! You have to be good. I know. There, little Freshie, don't cry! And your grades seem always to stay from zero to forty below. Are things that have All life is bitter and bum. The outlook seems gloomy and drear, and construction are not fly. And your imagination can be 'boo'y. But you may take it all over next There, little Soph, don't cry! There, little Junior, don't cry! You running the College, 1 know This noe and the writer are bum This poem and the writer are bum. And all the rest of the world is Your dates keep you in a mad race (Ah' a man and a girl are going Never mind, maybe they haven't a case. Your dignity must be supported, I know. There, little Junior, don't cry! There, little Senior, don't cry! And grades and credits are very uncertain. Jergieek; too, if you should Temper; cool, if you should The cool after construction so hirh So brace up, and don't get the blues. There, little Senior, don't cry! The students are lazy, I know, But you are so accomplished In comparison they have got to seem slow. You must also remember it's your life's work. There, little profs, don't cry! The students are lazy, 1 know. And that the first time you went by, boy you know much less, although you wouldn't, abbr. didn't sing. There's little profs, don't cry! -Echo. LEVITY WITH THE GRIND More Watchful Waiting. "We've got all kinds of mineral land in Mexico so rich you can see the metal in the dirt. But we've got to wait for settled conditions." "You are sort of resting on your ores, eh?" -Siren. New Yorker--You're bug house! Postonian—Such terribly deplorable vulgarity! You should say insect garage! Roughrider; Oh, I duno—its no more than fare—Yale Record. Elthor-Do you like it? 1923? Ross gives a man such an arch look.-Xale Record Conductor: Looky here fellers, you look wrong to match nickels on the bench. Harold: What have you been doing the last two years? Gor'—Say guy, how do you expect me to write this theme if you stand between me and the light all the time? Lumme--Pardon me, James. I didn't be canvassed on any反映s on your phone. Walter: I have been working in a bank most of the time. "To tell your roommates when you receive your monthly cheque." Yale Railway "What is the height of familiarity?" Walter: Oh, simply shoveling gravel. Squib. Most of us can remember the time when the college student was a gaily dressed person who early adopted a pipe bearing strange insignia and alabaster hair. The bulldog, stopping occasionally to vent a tush rah-rah for something. With competition keener in every line of business, it behoves the college student to get a few of the things that others are missing. The man who blunders 'his way through the university along with hundreds of people' is through. For that reason, the "fore-banded person" will ask himself if he is making the most of his time.—Michigan Daily. A College Student? What is the reason? We think it is that the college student has ceased to be quite such a rarity. Everybody goes to college now. There are tens of thousands of degrees handed out every June, and the number is continuing to all this, there is something that most of us should keep in mind. There has been a mighty change in this person. He no longer feels under obligation to live up to the comicsupplement ideal. The tendency with regard to personal appearance seems more important in a mood, and that other great complement of college life, hazing, is also disappearing rapidly. Froesh: Told the conductor I was traveling on my face, and he punched me. Soph: Where did you get that black eye, Jerry? "Donsha know, old fellow, it's the tunic to wear for this season!" Yale Ericsson "Say, Clarence, why the down on your upper lip?" Read the big VANITY FAIR ad in today's Kansas, so you will know what to do.-Adv. LOST-Indian moccasin in basement of Gymnasium. Return to Gymnasium storekeeper and receive reward. 101*2*8 WANT ADS LOST—Indian moccasin in basement LOST—Sunday morning, silver pearl ear ring. Bright blue pendant. Reward. Return 1333 Teen. 101-2 WANTED—A lady to do educational work during vacation. Call Mrs. Williams, Bell 514 W. 72tf. TEACHERS WANTED - For every department of school work. Boards will soon commence to elect teachers for next year. Register Now and get a free application for blanks. Only 3½% Comp, payable Nov. 1st. Territory, t.o. Iowa, Wisconsin, Minnesota, Nebraska, Dakota, others. Employment Department. Don't clay. Employers' Employment Department. Heuer, Manager, 228-2300 C. R. S. Bank, Cedar Rapids, Iape. 78-ft. LOST-Garnett broach between 1127 Ohio and Fraser Hall. Reward. Bell phone 382. 98-4 WANTED TO RENT—Small modern cottage, with electricity and gas, located within fifteen-minute walk from University if possible; will occupy place at any time between March 15 and June 1. Call Bell 1927J. 99-ft DR. H. L. C4H4M3E2S3, General Practice, Telephone and office phone and office phone W, G. JONES, A. M. M. D. Diseases of Baltic Sea. Butterfield, K. Residence 19 bth photo, residence 18 bth photo. DR. H. REDING F. A. U. Building MRD. K. DROSS hours to 6. Both phone numbers 512. C. O. EBUELIU W. M. M. Spechtli- Eve, Street, Phone 1700, Dock Building CLASSIFIED KELLEER'S FOOK STORE 235 Mass St. Baltimore, MD 19806. POWERYOURFURNITURE picture framing. B. H. DALE, Artistic job_printing both phones 2128, 1927 Mass. **Shop Shop** FORNEY SHOP 10127 (1017) Mass. MA. Buy a mi-take. All work guaranteed. Shoe Shon WE-MAKE OLD 8102E5 INTO NEW OLE CALLED ON THE PLACE the place to get results. 1345 Ohio St If it is good business to insure your life, it is to be neglectful to insure your life. PROTCH Citizens State Bank Deposits Guaranteed The University Bank Why Not Carry Your Account Here! Students' Shoe Shop R. O. Burget, Prop. 1107 Mass. St. Lawrence, Kans. Work and, Alburna, Right Work and Fees Always Right We also Repair and Cover Parasols. R. O. Burgert, Prop. At the Foot of the 14th Street Hill in the Student District McCulloch's Drug Store 847 Mass. Capital and Surplus $88,000.00. "EVERY BANKING SERVICE" Peoples State Bank A. G. ALRICH Printing, Blinding, Engraving K Books, Loose Leaf Supplies Furniture Papers Typewritten Papers, Rubber Stamps 744 Mass. St. Typewriter Supplies Typewriter Supplies Note Books—Theme Paper —All your Supplies at CARTER'S TODAY ONLY BOWERSOCK TODAY ONLY HELEN CHADWICK IN "THE CHALLENGE" TOMORROW—STUART HOLMES—in "the Scarlet Letter." FRIDAY AND SATURDAY— CLARA KIMBALL YOUNG in "The Common Law" or "His Lawful Wife." WHEN you hear the front-door knocker it means that somebody that's out is tryin' t get in. An' same way with most other knockers. No need to "knock" where your product's right. Just tell two facts. Every bit or no bit of it is naturally naged two to make it to the shirt if the shirt is like a knife. Velvet Joe. Capital $100,000 WATKINS NATIONAL BANK Careful Attention Given 10 All Business. Dick Bros., Druggists Good Things to Eat and Drink A trade so large that our stock is always pure and fresh. We want to know K. U. men and women better. 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HOTEL KUPPER Let us figure on that next banquet. Convenient to all theatres. Excellent cafe in connection. Proprietor and Manager. A good place to make your headquarters. Particularly desirable for ladies—being on Petticat Lane—the center of the shopping district. Remember SCHULZ makes clothes You can find him at 917 Mass. St. Hotel Muehlebach Baltimore Museum and Theatres STREET Kansas City, Mo. 500 New Fireproof Rooms Rate from $1200 Under the Personal direction of S.J. Whitmore and Joseph Reisch THE KAW VALLEY INTERURBAN will take you to Tenth and Main streets, Kansas City—in the heart of the theatre and shopping district. Cars leave Lawrence every hour—thirty-five minutes after the hour HOTEL SAVOY 9th and Central Sts. Get off the Interurban at 8th and Central and walk one block south. Always meet your friends at this hotel.