UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN FIRST PROBLEM IS FOR NATION "In Our Interests In Business Don't Forget Country," Sol Westerfeld At the noon lunchroom at the Oread cafe today Sol Westef尔德, who spoke this morning on anti-trailing-stamp merchants of the importance of the present war crisis and of every man being "American First." "It is a fine thing for you merchants to be able to meet and talk over your problems together, and hear men of national reputation on the ground. I know that said Mr. Westerfield, "but there is a more vital question facing every American citizen today than the welfare of his business. It is the welfare of the country. We are connected us with families, and has given us the opportunity to prosper." "It should make no difference where a man's parents were born, or where the man himself was born, he should be loyal to the grand old country that has fostered him and his for so many years. A man cannot help but feel conflict, but all his sympathies should be swept aside when he considers the position of the United States in the present world crisis." Mr. Westerfield is a naturalized American citizen, having immigrated tc this country from Germany in 1888. He speaks slightly broken English, but the sincerity of his remarks brings applause time and time again from the sixty merchants who attended the luncheon. 'TIS TRUE THE STORY HAS BEEN TOLD BEFORE A Failing of Mere Man. "Yes, boys. I've sworn off on Old Lady Nicotine," said a K. U, student, as he swelled out his chest and straightened up an inch or two. "About five minutes ago." "Good! Good!" came a chorus from his companions. "When did you quit, old man?" continued one interested listener. "Bobuh?" answered one of the boys. "I'll bet you will be sucking that old pipe again before the end of the week." "Not on your life. Tell you, feliows, it is a useless, lullish habit. A man who smokes is a spineless molly-coddle. Why does a man continue to make himself a walking nuisance to society by saturating his clothes and his breath with the odor of tobacco? For me, I'm tired of having every girl I talk to sniff as though I were the proprietor of a skunk farm." "Since you have quit, you might as well grate your quitter of yours," you said. "And the men." "Oh, I see!" returned the other man knownlv. "Not on your life; if you want a pipe, go buy you one for two bits. I'm going to keep this pipe as a souvenir of all my foolishness." Soon his room mate returned smoking a meerschaum that was flogging This was about five-thirty o'clock in the afternoon. After dinner, the reformed man instead of taking his usual after-dinner smooch down beside a stack of tools to spend in the way it should be spent. "Man, this old engine of mine is going like she had just had her fuses cleaned," he said as he exhaled dense tobacco fumes all about the studious man; "better steam up, boy, and be sociable." "Aw, you go chase yourself," snarled his companion. "Can't you leave a fellow in peace when he is trying to live a decent life?" "Gosh, you are grouchy!" the boss. The man who had sworn off only frowned, and went on with his reading. He had, however, laid in a supply of gum, which he chewed like an eight-dollar a week stenographer for the remainder of the evening. He retired early. The next day, it seemed that every man he met offered him a smoke, but he stuck by his resolution with the Spartan. He spoke to him a few days, however, he had quarrels with two of his best friends; he was touchy and restless; he could not concentrate his mind upon anything. He took a long walk, ate supper, and returned to When the fellows came in from supper, they found all the good resolutions going up in a cloud of smoke from a well-seasoned briar. "Laugh, you idiots!" said the reformed man as his friends with broad grins gathered about him. "I did not intend to quit, anyway. I only wanted to hear you guys use. Besides, what's the use of living if you have to feel as I have felt for the last twenty-four hours?" Lady: "Is this a camel's hair brush?" brown : New Clerk: "Naw; what do you think I am? Camels don't brush their hair."—Widow. SENIOR GIRLS PLAN FOR MIXER THURSDAY NIGH' ARE JAY? A Senior Girl's Mixer will be held Thursday night in Robinson Gymnasium, starting at seven o'clock. Music, taffy, and songs will be features of the program being arranged by Carle Henderson; you will be dancing later in the evening. All girls not present at the first senior mixer may get their tickets at the cloak room table in Spooner Library. Ten cents admission will be charged. The party will be over by eight-thirty. BY THE WAY Such is Life! The full moon floods the river with a silver light: The ice is hard,-hard as adamant; the trees the bridge, the radiance- And other chains with which he is bound. To make a man forget the daily round of Chemistry. Zoology. Down to this painful earth. The skates ring to the ice— we're gone weave In the claim of— Ye Gods! The date rule on! Real Valentine Party The Y. M.-Y. W. Valentine Party will be in Robinson Gymnasium Saturday night, February 17, following the K. U.-Nebraska basketball game. This is the first valentine party to be given on the Hill, and Itasca Hillsman and Clarence Gorrill, chairmen of the social committees, are planning Kappa Initiation Kappa Kappa Gamma will hold initiation at the chapter house Thursday evening, February 8, for Mary Samson, Frances Urich, Hasselstine Mark, Mary Martin, Doria Hoegebom, Mary Martins, Dorothy Browne, Dorothy Dawson, Angela Fogarty, and Marguerite Foster. After initiation there will be a banquet. Cercle Francais Tomorrow Genee F. Francis The University of Pennsylvania will meet it. Frasier Hall, room 308, at four-thirty o'clock tomorrow. Mrs. Adelaide De Mer will tell what the Alliance is, its work in France and America, and Irvin Haury will emphasize the aim of the branch established in the United States. Offer From Opera Company Helen Topping, fa16, has recently refused an offer from the Boston English Opera Company, now touring the United States. Miss Topping has demonstrated unusual dancing ability that is recognized here and in the east. She will continue her dancing in Kansas City. Miss Topping is a member of the Kappa Alpha Theta sorority and has appeared here many times. Lawrence Music Club and the Lawreer Music Club will hold the next meeting at the home of Mrs. Joseph Farrell, Wednesday afternoon, February 14. A study of Russian composers and music will be the program. K. U. Dames To Meet The K. U. Dames will meet with Mrs. Raymond Beamer at her home, 333 Johnson Avenue, tomorrow afternoon. The question of proper home decoration will be discussed. K. U. Dames To Meet Appears Before Topeka Club Drothy Miller, c17, will dance the Nautch dance, an art event given by the Woman's Club in Topeka tonight. Miss Norie Powell of Odessa, Mo. is the guest of Mary Roberts, c'18, Guests this week. Miss Powell came to attend the K. U.-M. U. basketball games Tuesday and Wednesday nights. higher. Bess Murphy, A.B.'16, of Topeka, spent last night at the Alpha Chi Omega house. The Kanza Club will entertain Pia Bata Piua with a dinner dance tonight at 7 p.m. Dances Phi Beta Phi, medical fraternity, will entertain at a house dance Friday. Kappa Sigma fraternity will give its formal dance Friday night. The senior class will give a dance in F. A. U. Hall Friday night. Mrs. and Mrs. Arthur MacMurray will chaperson. The annual Phi Delt Mess will be given Saturday. The guests will be in the kitchen for six o'clock and go to the Stubbs residence, West Tenth street, for dinner. Whoseover seekketh types findeth them at old Spooner for there in not another place in town where so many kinds of students can be found. The second annual Girls' From will be given Saturday afternoon in Robbins. W. R. Davis, B.S./16, who is in the drug business in Hovie, visited the Hill today. OH! TO SEE OURSELVES AS OTHERS SEE US. When We Study At Spooner. There is the stranger. He comes in with a quizical expression on his face and a reference list in his hand. He knows just what he wants but not what he needs. The once-in-a-wash drop in between classes or runs over water from paper, Of the regular there is very little to be said. He comes early and stays late. He has a favorite chair and you can always find him there. WATKINS NATIONAL BANK then there is the frivolous one. She always stops in the vestibule to powder her nose and see if her hat is on straight. Then she strolls casually into the quiet room, picks out a chair near the door where she can see everyone who enters without making her efforts too apparent. She opens her book and gazes around. Ah! there is Jack. She wonders if he sees her. She keeps wondering what happens when she dazzling smile) and in due course of time he asks to take her home, which is just what she intended he should do. He knows there is a Poole Ind x, where to find the card catalogue and, if he is unusually well informed, he also knows where that precious volume, unabridged edition, by Nosh Webster, reissues in state. Four women in the University of Texas will receive professional degrees from an institution, one in agriculture, one in journalism and one in law. A leaky radiator in Room 102, Medic Building, caused a flood of water in the Kansan office directly below at 9:15 o'clock last night. Several students who had attended the meeting of the Associated Journalism students were in the Kansan office and rescued the typewriters and tables from the stream of hot water. The damage was not extensive. After they leave, the library assumes its wonted quiet, at least for the unobservant. But if you are, a book is something for you all the time. ARE JAY? Surplus $100,000 Capital $100,000 Careful Attention Given to All Business. The New Suits WEAVER'S Now being displayed in the Suit Section are advance models in every fashionable woolen and silk fabric. You may select from Khaki Kool, Wool Jersey, Bunella Cloth, Novelty Silks, Gaberdine and Serges. We think the best looking suits shown here for many a day. We want you to come in and try them on. See yourself in the mirror and tell us how you like them. WHY ARE YOU HUNGRY? A unique method of obtaining records of the activity of the stomach of the normal man is used by Dr. Anton Julius Carlson, professor of physiology at the University in his experiments on human beings. Doctor Carlson will explain this method in his lecture, "The Biological Significance of Hunger," in Fraser Chapel at four-thirty Thursday after noon and will be illustrated with lantern slides. Doctor Carlson Will Explain Thursday Afternoon Doctor Carlson is considered one of the leading physiologists of the country, and for some time has been an important big work was his experiments on the Limulus to determine the way the heart beat is controlled. He has also done considerable research work with patients who have suffered a lapsed a book on hunger mechanism. Doctor Carlson was born in Sweden, but received his education in the United States, obtaining his doctor's degree from Leland Stanford University. Little Egypt 5e Cigar. All Dealers. -Adv. tf A Daily Letter Home—The Daily Kansan. ANNOUNCEMENTS Black Friars Club—Regular meeting will be held Wednesday evening at 7:30 in Room 205 Fraser Hall. Before coming every member is asked to have read "Every Man" and "Ralph Roister Doister." Commerce Club meets at the Sigma Chi house, 7:30 Thursday night, instead of Tuesday, as first announced. Jayhawker Staff will meet Wednesday at 1:30 at Squires for pictures. Tags for Girls' Prom Saturday afternoon, February 10, may be obtained tomorrow and the rest of the week from members of the W.S. G.A. ARE JAY? "K" men meet at Squires Studio Thursday at 12:30 for Jayhawker picture. Both bands will play at the Kansas-Missouri basketball game tonight and also tomorrow night. Will please join us tonight at 7:05, J. C. McCanes, Director. The K. U. Debating Society will hold a special meeting 8 o'clock business Fraser and important business and election of office all members are urged to be present. TODAY ONLY VARSITY McGill University has an improved ice skating rink for the benefit of students of the university. DOROTHY DALTON and TOMORROW DOBOTHY GLADYS COBURN Also a Paramount Comedy "The Primitive Call" Send the Daily Kansan home. ROTHY DALTON and CHARLES RAY in "THE WEAKER SEX" Bell Brothers Piano Factory, Munice. Indiana. Our plan of selling should appeal to you. As we sell direct from our factory to you, no extra expense, no agents, or middlemen's profits. Just plain piano selling and that on our To the Visiting Merchants attending the "Merchants' Short Course" we extend a cordial invitation to call. Make our store your down-town headquarters. Manufacturers of Artistic Pianos and Player Pianos BELL BROTHERS ONE PRICE TO ALL Victor-Victrola Columbia Gratonola and Edison Diamond Disc Phonograph And a Complete Stock of Their Records. We can and will save you $50 to $100 on a dependable piano or player piano. Let us prove it. In our store you can see, hear and compare the three standard makes of Talking Machines as we carry every style of Sold on Easy Payments Columbia Grafonola graph BELL BROTHERS MUSIC CO. 927 Mass. St. Lawrence, Kansas No Interest SHUBERT All This Week Matinees, Wed. and Sat. JOHN MASON (his self—not his picture) THE DOLLY SISTERS in a new three-act comedy "HIS BRIDAL NIGHT" A. H. Woods presents the distinguished American player. Every detail of the original New York Republic Theatre production. NEXT WEEK— "COMMON CLAY" IN Cleves Kinkaid's Harvard Play Play THE KAW VALLEY INTERURBAN Will take you in the heart of the theatre and shopping district—Tenth and Main streets Cars leave Lawrence every hour—thirty-five minutes after the hour Aotel Muehlebach BALMURG AVENUE AND THIRTEE STREET Kansas City, Mo. 500 New Fireproof Room Rate from 1200 Under the Personal Direction of S.J. Whitmore and Joseph Reichl Matinee 2:20 Nights 8:20 BELL & GRAND OPS MAIN HOME ORDREW ALWAYS THE BEST SHOW IN TOWN Martin Beck Presents SARAH PADDEN And a Company, in "The Clod." LEONARD GAUTIER'S Animated Toyshop PHIL WHITE & COMPANY "Lots and Lots Of It" WALTER S. MARS Proprietor and Manager. The Comedienne Extraordinary CECIL CUNNINGHAM In Song Repertoire The Violinist Who Sings Wiseen Misses **WINNER** Thea—LIGHTNER—Winnie and NEWTON ALEXANDER A Jolly Trio Orpheum Travel Weekly The World at Work and Play EXPANSION MRS. VERNON CASTLE In "PATRIA" The Serial Supreme Next Week RAY SAMUELS The Blue Streak of Vaudeville EDWIN ARDEN In "Green Overters" HOTEL KUPPER Nights Matinee 10-25-50-75 Daily Matinee 10-25-50 11th and McGee Streets, Kansas City, Mo. A good place to make your headquarters. Particularly desirable for ladies—being on Petticat Lane—the center of the shopping district. Convenient to all theatres. Excellent cafe in connection. Let us figure on that next banquet. GARDEN All This Week HOTEL SAVOY 9th and Central Sts. Get off the Interurban at 8th and Central and walk one block south. Always meet your friends at this hotel.