UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
AND IT CAME TO PASS-A FLUNK
Behold the Dean Says End of First Half is Near at Hand
OFFER PRAYER FOR ONES
And it came to pass at the end of that period known as the first semester, the second semester was scheduled to start by the words of the Dean, saying. The quiz schedules are now out in all their glory and meanders around campus. The quiz schedules should be published to aid the students into greater things.
Roar of Disciples Likened Unto That of Naughty Rally
And he commanded and this was done.
And when the course schedules had come forth in all their glory, behold, the Dean ordered that they be properly distributed to all the elect who have reason to think that they were to be chosen for the second semester.
Now at once the students and disciples of the great teacher began to map out their courses for the intended second semester. And immediately there was great uproar on the face of the earth.
UPROAR FOLLOWS
The roar was likened unto that of the naughty rally held in the days of yore. For there was much compassion and care, which choose for their second term of life.
And this was done.
The students and disciples of the great teacher thought and thought, saying,Oh, Dean of College,grant us that we will be able to pick out snap courses. And they further thought, saying,and guide us in the right way;maybe be able to pull fifteen hours of ones as was promised us,the elect.
THUS IT WAS
And this was done.
And there came certain advisers in the garb of upperclassmen who deemed that they should put the upperclassman with as to what courses should be chosen
Now there came one man who wanted to carry twenty hours and this week she discouraged after a conversation with the girls whose words refused, saying, You are flunking in ten hours now. And he spoke further saying, You had better be careful to get by as it is. And the girl said: 'Well, I'm ready.' The Dean of College and quit school.
And so what the Dean sainth to one he saith to all, Study these next two weeks on your books and study the proper times when the proper time hath come.
And it was done and is being done
ANNOUNCEMENTS
The Entomology Club meets Friday evening at 8:30 in Snow Hall. A program will be given and refreshments served, which students in the department and instructors are invited to attend.
Black Helmet meeting and initiation will be held at the Phi Psi house. Thursday night at 10:30 o'clock.
Classes in Hygiene 20 will be given for the benefit of students conditioned in hygienie for not having first aid at 10:30 and 4:30 Wednesday and at 11:30 and 4:30 Thursday.—Dr. Dorothy Childs.
Quill Club will meet Thursday night at 7:30 in the Rest Room of Fraser Hall.
Black Helmet meeting and initiation will be held at the Phi Psi house, Thursday.
The Forty Club will meet at the Sigma Phi Sigma house Thursday night at 7:30. Dance F. A. U. Saturday.
"The Simplicity of Jesus." Second in the Group of Plain Talks on "The Real Jesus." First Methodist Church, Sunday evening, 7:45—Adv. 74-2
"Sheaffer's" Non-leakable fountain pens, none better. Buy them at Wolf's Book Store..Adv. 72-5
Second Band will play for Emporia game Friday night. Meet at Gym at 7:05 p. m.-J. C. McCanles.
Professor Burdick will address the School of Religion Thursday evening at 7:00 o'clock. Everybody welcome. Convocation of all the classes...Adv.
TWELVE MEN WIN PLACES
IN 4-UNIVERSITY DEBATE
From fifteen tryouts for the debating squad last night twelve were chosen to represent Kansas in the NCAA championship triangular debate with Oklahoma and Colorado. The question will be, "Resolved, That there should be compulsory arbitration of industrial dissent." The answer will be divided into three teams.
Following are the men chosen: Lyle Anderson, Leland Sandhil, Alfred Richmond, John Donaldson, Thomas Dewey, Edwin Price, Oscar Reser, Joe Harris, Paul Schmidt, Merle Smith, Roy Davidson, Robert Robertson.
"No definite time for the debates has been set," said Otis H. Burns, instructor of public speaking, who has been conducting the debate trouts.
EASY VICTORY OPENS SEASON
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the greatest point getter for Kansas in this half. The half ended with the score standing at 55 to 9 in favor of Kansas.
The Jayhawker out shot, out passed, and outguarded the Ichabod five in every part of the game. The work of Gibbens and the Urlahrub twins stood above Kansas team, and Whitebead and Hope showed up the best for Washburn.
During the intermission the K. U. first band played and sang the song "Uncle Jimmie" which Director J. C. (Mac) McCanles wrote and dedicated to Uncle Jimmy Green of the band the Crimson by the band the Crimson and the Blue was sung by everyone and a good old Rock Chalk followed.
KANSAS (55) G. FT.
Gibbens, rf ... 1 8
Florin, rf ... 6 4
E. Urhault, b ... 1 0
Nelson (C. capt.) rg ... 1 0
Lytle, lg ... 4 0
Laustert, rg ... 1 0
Shinn, fr ... 1 0
Impressard, lg ... 1 0
Lindey, rg ... 1 0
Kauder ... 1 0
WAHSBURN (9) 24 7 11
Daan, rf . . . . .
Referee, Hoopes
BY THE WAY-
Jurisprudence Club Party
The Jurisprudence Club was entertained at the home of Prof. and Mrs. H. W. Humble, University Heights, last night. The guests sat before a log fire and told stories ranging from the children's story of "The Little Red Hen" and Boy Scout adventures to experiences of court and newspaper life. James J. Arkwright received the prize.
Drama League Tonight
The Drama League will meet tonight at the home of Mrs. E. Burdette Bachus, 1125 Vermont street, at seven forty-five clock. The evening will be devoted to reading and discussion of works of Rhabidranath Tagore, who lectures in Kansas City, Missouri, tonight.
Rota Club Meets
The Rota Club met at the home of Miss Eusebia Joo this afternoon.
A literary program was given and refreshments served.
Rota Club Meets
The marriage of Miss Marie McVey Ketcham of Lawrence and Mr. Harry L. Heizman, c'06, of Denver has been announced. Mr. Heizman was active C. A. work while in school and is no longer a national Y. M. C. A. secretary.
Ketcham-Heinzman
Mother Manette Dance
The Wing of the Owl began February 17 as the date for its matinee dance in Robinson Gymnasium. This is a real party, far removed from the middy dance. Shofalltai's three-piece orchestra will furnish the music and choreography for this woman in the University is invited.
A nominal admission will be charged.
Another Manless Dance
Sour Owl Board at Dinner
The Sour Owl board, composed of fifteen members, had a four-course dinner in the banquet room of Brick's last night. Mr. Hugh McVey, of Topeka, Prof. L. N. Flint, and Prof. W. B. Hekking were guests and joined in a round table discussion.
Sour Owl Board at Dinner
To Keep Up Political Tenses
Voter: Forgive and give.
Politician: Get and forge.
Politician: Regret.
Politician: Regot.
The Cercle Francais met yesterday afternoon at 4:30 in Room 306, Fraser University, for a fellowship talked on the life and works of Heredia, the famous French poet.
Cercle Francais
The department of ontology will entertain with a dancing party in Snow Hall to tomatoe at etter, and Mrs. P. B. Lawson will chaperon
Entomology Dance
Dances
Delta Tau Delta will have a dance on tomorrow night. Mrs. Emana Fazan, Ms.
The Kappa Sigs have issued invitations for a house dance Saturday night. Mr. and Mrs. Jack Lawrence are chaperons.
Helen Watts, fa20, will not enroll in the University for the second semester, but will spend the time visiting friends and relatives in Corning, Iowa.
Harry Schroers, ph16, of St. Joseph, Mo., returned to his home last night after a short visit at the Phi Gamma Delta house.
Cutter, the flashy quarter of the 1916 football team is one of the best goal shooters on the five this year. The man is playing a good game this year.
Miss Marie Sholes of Sterling, who has been visiting Olive Watson at the Alpha Chi Omega house during the days, returned to her home Tuesday.
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"OLD ABE" ADVICE
THE well-rounded philosophy of Abraham Lincoln was:
These principles of daily life can all apply to University men and women, but not criticizing the theory of Abraham Lincoln there is just one other addition.—
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