UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Track Men Start Season's Work BY THE WAY— Tests for Mere Man At last one test for a really real man has been learned—anyway that is the gist of an overheard conversation. A Phi Beta Kappa and a senior woman. P. B. K.,—in my estimation he is one real man." He remains a mystery. S.Woman—"Has he stood the test?" B. K—"What test?" S. Woman—“What test? Why the supreme test of a real man is that h must be able to read Olive Shriner? Through and say that h enjoyed it.” Y. W. Resolutions P. B. K.—"Um-hm." Kanpa Phi Meets "New Year's Resolutions" was the subject for discussion at the Y. W. C. A. meeting yesterday afternoon. Instead of having a speaker the association women spoke. Katherine Reding was leader. Kappa Phi Meets The Kappa Phi Club will hold a business meeting Friday at 3:30 in the mission room at Myers Hall. They will make plans for work for next semester. Dinner for K. U. Students Dinner for K. U. Students Fenton Burch, c17, entertained Margaret Burch, c18, May May Burch, edna Burch, c20, Allen Burch, l17 and Dan Campbell, l17 at dinner at the Connor Hotel in Joplin, Missouri, December 30 The marriage of Margaret Madison, c'20, and Carl Jacoby, both of Clay Center, New Year's Day has been announced. Miss Madison is an Acoth pledge. She withdrew from the University in November. Madison-Jacoby Mr. and Mrs. Jacoby will live in Clay Center where Mr. Jacoby holds an office on the campus under Gay Scriven, c16, editor of the Clay Center Dispatch-Republican. Hedgecoak-Collins Students Give Recital The marriage of Percy H. Collins of Belleville to Miss Ola Hedgecock was announced during the holiday. Mr. Collins attended a reception at Alpha Tau Omega fraternity. He is in the grocery business at Belleville. Jeanne Kirkendall, c'17, Adrian Poulit, fa2'60, gave a short program before he took over. Miss Kirkendall readings from James Whitley Riche and Mr. Poulot gave several piano selections. New Pledges Sigma Alpha Epsilon announce the piedging of Frank Mandeville, c'20, of Kingman and Cecil Hassig, c'19 of Kansas City. Marie Purcell did not return from her home in Ness City after holidays. She will finish this semester's work by correspondence. Miss Elizabeth Sprague, head of the department of home economies, has not returned from her home in Cincinnati, where she spent the holidays. Her father is seriously ill. It was probably the first time that he had been called upon since he came to school. Anyhow, we'll give him credit for being scared. He was asked to define an element, and, with knees shaking and a hump in his groin, he said, "An element is something that can't be busted no finer."—Ohio State Lantern. W. M. Janney, a graduate student, and H. L. Van Velzer, c19, have joined the American Chemical Society which has a membership of eight professors and five fellows in chemistry. The society will meet in Lawrence and Kansas City in April. Glen Alt, e16, who is now employed in the drafting department of the American Bridge Company at Toledo, Ohio, is spending a few days with his friends on the hill. Mr. Alt says that he finds the people from the energetic westerners and that although he likes his work he much prefers good old Kansas as a place to live. Twenty students have been dismissed from Oberlin College for the crime of "belonging to a secret organization." This would not be so bad if it were not for the fact that several football players, the coaches, the captains, and as a result it has been necessary to organize an almost entirely new eleven. FOUND—A scarf, on Oread Ave. Owner can get it by calling up Bell 1455W and describing it. 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First tenors are especially in demand. Tryouts will be arranged by Dean Butler for any club that desires to sing with the glee club. "There are many who are good singers in the University who have not tried out for the glee club," said Dean Butler this morning. "This is a good opportunity for them to get vocal training and at the same time help promote the organization. There is ample time for tryouts and rehearsals so that they can take the trips planned in February and March. Send the Daily Kansanhome. Mrs. M. A. Morgan Pancy dresses of all descriptions. Also Tailored Suits and Remodeling. 1313 VERMONT ST. Bell! Phone 1107W. Remember SCHULZ makes clothes TODAY ONLY TODAY ONLY VARSITY You can find him at 917 MASS. ST. ALICE BRADY IN "A WOMAN IN LOVE" ALSO BRAY CARTOON Friday Only at The Varsity—MARGUERITE CLARK in "SNOW WHITE"—7 reels, 15 cents. This production also at The Bowersock Friday and Saturday. 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