UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN BILLY MORGAN COMING TO PROM His Coming Recalls Description of Visit To Moulin Rouge Lieutenant-Governor and Mrs. W. Y. Morgan will be the guests of honor at the Junior Prom on January 5, according to an announcement made this morning by the managers of the party. An invitation was also extended to Governor Arthur Capper, but the latter was unable to accept. The announcement that Mr. Morgan is to be the guest of honor at the Prom, and that he is to witness the modern dances as performed by students recitales at the student he makes in realism dancing in his "A Jayhawker in Europe." The anecdote, as he tells it, goes something like this: "The Moulin Rouge is on Mt. Montmartre, and is one of the sights of Paris. When I was a boy I read about a 'gilDED palace of sin', and now I know what that means. boys out west used to speak what they called 'fireplaces', but the Moulin rose not free. I shut my eyes as the dancers loped by until a friend said the next dance would be a quadrille, I once danced quadrilles myself, and I thought there would be a breathing-place. The young poet arranged themselves in a room where we going to dance a Virginia Reel. The music and the quadrille be at. At first it went as smooth as if it were at the Country Club. Then each young lady passed the toe of her partner. She then turned and pointed the toe of her left foot at the ceiling. And their best wonderful display that are put in the store windows at home and marked 'white goods sale,' or 'lingerie.' "It was dreadfully embarrassing to me, as it must have been to any other Kansas man present, but I braced myself, for I knew the worst was yet to come. I felt like getting right up on my chair and saw all theiares, there are aides, there are departmenters. But I didnt, I have been glad ever since, for they might not have understood English and thought I wanted a partner for the next quadrille." BY THE WAY— As It Was—and Now Is Time; Monday morning of Mothers; and Fathers Week. Mother expected on the 12:08 train. Sc. 1. Sister's room at 8:30 a. m. resembles a "wild night at sea" Study table and dresser o'erlaid with coating of party slippers, notebooks, remains of a charing room. Cosmopolis, freshman themes, cold cream, etc., etc., ad. Clothes every- where, anywhere, ad infinitum! ! Se. 2. Sister's room at 10:30. Sister having cut two classes is now at Peoples State Bank Capital and Surplus $88,000.00. "EVERY BANKING SERVICE" See CARTER for typewriters, supplies, and all kinds of stationery. We can fill your note book. 1025 Mass. St. Lawrence Pantatorium Tailors, Cleaners, and Dyers of Ladies' and Gents' Fine Clothing. Hats Cleaned and Blocked. Both Phone 506 12 W. 9th St. Kennedy Plumbing Co. All kinds of electrical shades Student Lamps, National Martha Lamps, Cord, Plugs, Sockets, Etc. Phones 638 937 Mass. FRUIT CAKE DAY Saturday, Dec. 16 The careful selection of materials and sanitary mixing and baking result in pure, well flavored cakes. tired in a cap and apron and is attack- ed with the energy of a pink cyclone. Buy Your Christmas fruit Cake Early at Sec. 3. Sister's room at 12:30. The bed is licked into expanses of driven snow. The Atlantic Monthly has taken the place of the Cosmop. the chairs and the diseases are cleared for the chafing dish. been removed from the chafing dish. BRINKMAN'S BAKERY Bell Phone 901 933 Mass. Christmas at Doyle Club Mother speak—"How much more orderly you are, dear, than you were before." **Christmas at toyrie Hall** A Christmas Dinner, a party to the band concert, followed by an information session and the fun of a **Christmas box of juvenile presents** is the entertainment planned by the Doyle Club, 1135 Tennessee, for its members and several invited guests tomorrow evening. Alumni at Pi K. Banquet At the Pi Kappa Alpha Christmas banquet to be held tomorrow night, there will be Harry Jenkins, A. H. Thompson, and Don Burnett, Clyde Mo., and Lesster Sprinkle, second lieutenant at Fort Riley, alumni members. Fancy Dress Party Tonight a banquet, and a Christmas tree, followed by dancing makes up the program of the Sigma Kappas' Christmas Going to buy a home in Lawrence? We have them for sale Hosford Investment & Mortgage Co. 2014 New St. 824 Mass. St. A Gift for Mother Very likely this is just the thing she'd like best for Christmas—a Fischer's You can please mother by choosing for her gift a pair, of house slippers from the comprehensive variety of styles and colors we are showing. party which they are giving at the chapter house tonight. It will be a fancy dress party at the Ritz Hotel, Abbie Louise Fuller, and Vanessa Hatton Warren. The values are more attractive than you will be likely to find elsewhere. They range from $1 to $1.50 in price and through blue, brown, grey, pink, lavender, taupe, cardinal, and wine in color. Comfy House Slipper And Dad would probably like a pair of our men's house slippers. Westminster Christmas Party The women living in Westminster Hall will celebrate with a Christmas tree at the Hall Thursday night. Christmas tree bearing inexpensive presents for members and several guests tonight. Clubs Entertain The Ramblers' Club will celebrate with a Christmas dinner and tree tomorrow night. Clubs Entertain The Dunnakin Club is having a Christmas dinner-dance and a real Largest and finest line of Pipes, Cigars, and Smokers' Articles in the City. Smoke Little Egypt--mild 5 cent jigar>Adav. ED. ANDERSON "The Store With the New Red Front." Order Acrised Distilled Water from McNish. Phones 198. tf Water Let the Lawrence Transfer and Storage Co. Haul Your Trunk By Auto Truck PHONE 15 WATKINS NATIONAL BANK Capital $100,000 Surplus $100,000 Careful Attention Given to All Business. SHOP EARLY Save yourself time and trouble. Give "Sheaffer" Pens. "Tourist" Tablets, "Memory" Books, Kodak Albums, Etc. We have the stock. WOLF'S BOOK STORE. The Store of Useful Gifts The Christmas presents that you bring from your "School Town" to the "women folks" at home will be prized more than you know— You will find here a selection of gifts of quality and beauty that are at the same time practical and useful—Don't neglect to take some of the following gifts with you. Padded Jap Silk Kimonos Blanket Bath Robes Silk Kimonos Silk Hosiery Brushed Wool Sweaters Wool Scarfs and Caps A Silk Waist A Knitted Silk Hand Bag A Box of Handkerchiefs Silk Petticoats A pair of Kid Gloves A pair of Kid Gear A Pair of Silk Gloves A Silk Umbrella A Party Fan Dresser Lamps Library Lamps Fine Perfumes Ivory Toilet Sets Initialed Stationery Silver Rose Vases Dolls and Novel Toys for Children- Children's Knitted Caps, Sweaters, Scarfs and Mittens. THE SPIRIT OF CHRISTMAS So many suitable gifts to be found at ROWLANDS, that it may be correctly said we solve the Christmas problem, satisfactorily and economically. 1 pervades this store and the large assortment of rare merchandise values are in thorough accord. "K" Books, Visit this store of the real Christmas Spirit— Fraternity Hangers, K. U. Hangers, Fountain Pens, Gift Books, Pennants, Stationery, Novelies of all kinds. ROWLANDS COLLEGE BOOK STORE THE CALL OF KANSAS and other verses—an interesting booklet of Sunflower state verse, written by a K. U. student—Eather M. Clark. Tastily bound and in a special container, ready for mailing. 50c A Thoughtful Xmas Gift Today Only BOWERSOCK Today Only The Old Favorite KATHLYN WILLIAMS IN "Into The Primitive" 5 Reel Feature Also Pictures of the Death Valley Dodge. That Present for Mother or Father Wouldn't they appreciate some useful article that you can find in great variety in our store; cut glass, silverware, cedar chests, rugs, and easy chairs, at all prices to suit your purse. ERIKSEN FURNITURE CO. 936-938 Massachusetts St. For His Christmas Make him happy with a box of cigars from Hadley. We have the brand he smokes; packed in attractive Christmas Boxes. HADLEY'S 715 Mass. St. Old Anderson Restaurant THERE'S NO USE in using any fancy phrases to tell you that WILSON'S The Popular Student Drug Store wishes you a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year-K. U. men and women know that our heartiest greetings are always extended to them. Here's the Here's the Heartiest Christmas Greetings to You from LAWRENCE'S 1031 Mass. St. Candies, Chill, Soft Drinks and Good Things to Eat.