UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN LINDSEY IS GIVEN ALL-VALLEY RANK Kansas Captain Only Jayhawker on the Mythical Eleven Eleven Captain Adrian Lindsey secured a half back position on the mythical-missouri Valley eleven, which was selected by the coaches and Valley officials in Kansas City last week. On the first team Missouri drew three players from Kansas, Ames, and the Kansas Argies two, each; Kansas and Drake, one. Kansas was represented on the see- second team by the choice of Burton as tackle and Fast as halfback. Kansas failed to place on the third team. The naming of two Aggies on the first team is a thing without precedent and gives the Aggies the highest standing they have ever held in Valley athletic circles. The choice was made because of the fine playing of Randels at end and Wells at fullback. The Nebraskans placed both tackles on the team. Tim Corey the Cornhusker captain, was chosen captain of the team and led his steadiness and good leadership. A—The All-Missouri Valley team Center—Sourenr. Drake. Guards—Preston, Missouri; Groves Mississippi. Tackles—Shaw, Nebraska; Corey Nebraska, captain. Nebraska; caplain Ends—Packer, Ames ; Randels Ends- Packer, Ames ; Randel Kansas Aggies. Kansas, Aggies, Quarterback-Stankowski, Missouri Quarterback-Stankowski, Missouri Halfbacks-Lindsey, Kansas; Al Davis Fulback—Wells, Kansas Aggies. GRIDIRON HEROES IN FORMAL SCRIM Law School Honors Footbal Men With Annual Party It was a great party! True, Ad. Lindsey got cold feet at the last minute, and decided that he couldn't undergo the torture of being exclaimed over by bevie of good-looking K. U. women; and Uncle Jimmy Green, the patron saint of K. U. footwear, told me that such was the excellence of the other features of the annual Law Scrim that the absence of two of the guests of honor failed to damage the spirit of the affair. Haley's high speed orchestra opened the throttle wide after Chancellor and Mrs. Strong had led her to a night before Friday night until two the next morning there was plenty of amusement for everyone present. The hall was prettily decorated in crimson and blue, with a huge canopy overhead as the predominating stage. At the back were son and蓝色 curtains; and the wall and ceiling chandeliers were shaded with red. The orchestra stage was a wilderness of vines and trees from behind which Haley poured forth his instrument. Frank Hetherington and Skin Grever were the caterers in charge of supper which was served in three shifts. The program were fashioned into small footballs. They contained, besides the dance program, a list of the officers of the School of Law, the department of physical education, and the school's basketball skill and Jack Bond, who were responsible for the party, deserve a great deal of the credit for its success. VISIT DISSECTING ROOM Humane Society Investigate Work of Medical Students The Lawrence Humane Society made a trip to the dissection room of the School of Medicine recently to review the work that is ahead to the use of the knife on dogs. Some way a story went the rounds this fall—as it does every year—that canines are being operated on without the administration of an anesthetic; so she the society came up the Hill on its patient on cornering the "cruel carvers." Dr. Matthews was unable to talk to the delegation but said the women went away satisfied that they were mistaken. A well fed well and playful puppies that had been subjected to abuse did not then help the women afterwards declared that it was not so bad for a dog to give his life to science. Use Straffen's toilet cream for rough hands and after shaving—Adv. A Daily Letter Home—The Daily Kansas. STUDENTS POOR SPELLERS, SAYS PROFESSOR HAYNES Some students of the University are mighty poor spellers, according to Winthrop P. Haynes, assistant professor of mineralogy. To make good use of minerals, you must misspell words one of his classes made in a rock-quiz. They are: Micha, mica; affenite, aphenite; balast, basalt; fespire, fespire; pofery; porphyry; plagliecise, plaglacase; groabro, groabro; corse and every member of his classes had different spelling for them. FROSH SHOW FINE FORM Basketball Men Think Tyros Best Since 1914 The best freshman basketball team since 1914. That is the opinion of the followers of the Kansas game of basketball. The men are not so very tall, but they average as tall, if not as heavy, as the regulars. But fast floor and team work are the cards that won for Uhrlauh's proteges in the practice. But when the winner over the regulars by five points in a game of twenty minute halves. The squad numbers about fifteen men, some of the most promising of whom are Ritchey, Davis, and Barter as forwards, Hoekwam and Rafferty as centers, and Miller, Manderville, and Knoles as guards. The squand practice twice a week now, but Coach J. G. Uhrlub says he will start the new year by working the men three or four times per day. He also go on during the holidays, in order to the regulars opposition. The only incentive that there is for the freshmen basketball men to go out is the coaching and experience they get from the practice. No games other than with the regulars, no trips to the court, no popularity of the game keeps enough of the men out to offer keen competition for all positions. Send the Daily Kansan home FOOTBALL SQUAD TO HAVE FEAST The annual football banquet will be held Tuesday night at the Eldridge House starting at seven o'clock. Members of the football squad who have participated in any scheduled game and the six men on the cross-country team will be the honor guests at the banquet. The 1917 football captain and the captain of the cross-country team will be elected at this banquet. Football and Cross-Country Men Dine Tomorrow Night at Eldridge Huose Speaches will be made by the re-training captain, Ad Lindsey, and by the captain, William Otte. Poty Clark, and W. O Hamilton, manager of athletics, will make short talks on the work done by the team and next season's prospects. The work done by the cross-country team is discussed in the speaches by the team captains. The election of the captain of the football team is decided by the men who have played in Vallejo games. The captain also votes for their captain, only six men being on the team throughout the season. Nielsen and Fast seem to be the most likely candidates among the men for captaincy of next year's football team. The consistent work done by practically all of the cross-country men will probably result in the awarding of more letters in this branch of athletics than last year, the first year that letters were given. Letters not be awarded until the football smoker Wednesday night. The awarding of all letters is left to the action and advice of the athlete board. Orchestra in Concert A special music program was given it the Freebysterian Church on Friday night. The Freebysterian church of twen-y-five pieces, under direction of Harold H. Lytle, '177, was the big number on the program. Orchestra in Concert A flag that lived a week—the standard of the latest attempt at Irish independence—was received by Mr. Cusset as president. This flag is the emblem of the late Irish republic for which Sir Roger Casement was the sponsor and for which he and over sixty of his followers were executed by the English government. FLAG OF IRISH REPUBLIC RECEIVED BY SUPT. SHEA The flag is genuine and was sent to Mr. Shea by a friend in New York who has relatives in Ireland. The colors are green, white, and gold; art collections hold a few of the篆刻. There are only a few of these flags in existence. LAWYERS SHOULD KNOW SOCIOLOLOGY AND ECONOMICS Prof. F. W. Blackmar, of the department of sociology, has an article entitled "Sociology as a Preparation for the New World" in the number *book of Case and Comment*. Doctor Blackmar shows that the social and economic changes taking place in the United States bring new questions to the front, making it more difficult for lawmakers should be much wider in its scope than in former years. The fact that many lawyers are being sent to legislatures and to Congress where laws are made would be wise to wake regarding social issues questions of the day. Palmer's toilet waters and perfumes at Straffon's Drug Store, 929 Mass. St.-Adv. 64-2 Can you see far enough down the road to see yourself at sixty-five and how you would appreciate a check from western every month at that age? Take a jar of Straffon's Mentholis home with you. Drug Store at 929 Mass. 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