9
UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
Official student paper of the University
Edwin W. Hullinger...Editor-In-Chief
William Koester...News Editor
Honua Patterson...Associate
Honua Patterson...Society Editor
Don Davis...Sports Editor
EDITORIAL STAFF
BUSINESS STAFF
Vernon A. Moore
Brightman
Fred Higby
Business Mgr.
Assistant
Assistant
NEWS STAFF
Wilbur Fischer Alfred Hill E. Hendrick
Marjorie Rockard H. E. Hendrick
Alice Bowley Dodsworth Cole
Michael Gorilla Cargill Sproull
Jack Cauer
Subscription price $3.00 per year in advance; one term, $1.75.
Entered as second-class mail matter
lawyer, in the District of
Lawrence, under the act of
6th Dec. 1987.
Published in the afternoon five times a week, by students of the University of Kansas, from the press of the Department of Journalism.
Address all communications to
UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
Lawrence, Kansas
Phones, Bell K. U. 25 and 66
The Daily Kansan aims to picture the undergraduate students to go further than merely printing the news from their university; to play no role in the university holds; to play no role in be clean; to be cheerful; to be friendly; to leave more serious problems to wiser heads; in all, to serve to the University of the University.
TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 28, 1916.
Why dream of a bright future when you haven't even begun to polish on the present?—The Collegian, Henry Kendall College
THE STUDENT DIRECTORIES
It is suggested that a "charge" oten cents be made for the student direcories, the proceeds to go to thestudent loan fund. The student loanfund is unquestionably a worthyproject. The argument that it fosters the "lend me five" habit is not validIt is seldom that one person receivesmore than one loan, and this usuallyonly a small amount. Fifty dollarsunder certain circumstances may speeldifference between a sheepskirand—regrets. And chronic borrowersare not made in this way. The Daily Kansan is warmly in sympathywith aught that purports to augment this fund. While the Kansandoes not feel justified in subscribingto a system of fees for this purpose,on the ground that this savors a trifletoo much of compulsory fraternalinsurance, it does believe that the students of K. U. possess sufficientfraternal spirit voluntarily to contributetowards the assistance of their lessfortunate fellow students. While thedirectories can hardly be "sold" atten cents a piece, it is doubtfulwhether many would object to contributing such a small sum to helpthe other fellow along. And if the distribution of the directories canbemade the occasion for revivedinterest in the loan fund, the student bodywill have cause for self congratulation.
Chief of all pests is the one who comes to the Library nightly and breaks up the studies of some fifty odd people by gazing around to see if there are any peaches who haven't been picked for library dates.
A CO-OP BOOK STORE
A CO-OP BOOK STORE
If K. U. expects to keep up with the
times, the students must have the ad-
vantages of a co-operative supply
store—and that immediately.
A large school which has no cooperative store shows a negligence to student welfare. California has had one of these stores since 1884. "It has been a great success, and the prospects for the future are splendid,' says its manager.
The colleges which have tried the plan have found that it greatly reduced an important phase of student expenses. An enterprise that will turn back into the students' pockets ten or twenty thousand dollars a year is worth consideration.
Perhaps these Tiger tales of gridiron prowess are also twisted.
ON THE DELIGHTS OF COFFE
Poets have aired their genius on the pleasures of the after-dinner smoke, and conducted wondrous dissertations and conversations among the young of the after-dinner cup of coffee?
What elater of life there is in a cup of strong black coffee or an ice cream on the main of Youth.
chases hence that heavy feeling about the temples, makes every nerve keenly alive, and lends a certain quickness and vividness to preception, an almost superhuman insight! Thoughta come faster and faster. You lie in bed with the blood racing through your veins. You feel the keen joy of existence. The clouds of consciousness are swept from the horizon, which seems to have lifted, you see, the world around you a nuncillo. How glorious it is to live!
And then comes the dull gray morning,
and that blank feeling in the heart.
A TIP TO THE WISE
Somebody said "spread" and everybody was alert. The first box from the door was on the right.
A whole fried chicken
A glass of jelly
A glass of jelly Cinnamon rolls
Fresh buns
Cinnamon rolls
And a 3-layer potato cake, wit thick white frosting.
That cake should be capitalized. It stands out as the supreme culinary effort of all time. If you want to know how it tasted, send this editorial to us. You'll learn that they'll take the time to fix you up a box if they want you want it. Try it.
YOUTHFUL JAYHAWKERS
Nearly every small boy in Lawrence knows the "Rock Chalk" and keeps up on football scores. This is the spirit to encourage. Keep the eyes focused on the spirit of K. U. They will fan themselves and become ardent "K. U.'s" long before they are old enough to go to college. They will look forward to the time when they can claim the University as their own. If all the youngsters in the state could grasp the history, like the youngsters, what an inspiration it would be for them and what a fine thing for the state!
CO-EDUCATION AND COLLEGE SPIRIT
Can there be as much loyalty in coeducational institutions as in the traditional men's universities? In few coeducational schools we do hear of their long-standing felt for Princeton, Yale, Heidelberg, Oxford or Edinburgh. Even where women are admitted on equal scholastic footing with men, it is the men, not the women, who uphold the institution, who usually represent it, who participate in society to feel the intense spirit and loyalty to student life. What is the reason?
Thanks!
Since Kansas has appropriated the Double B yell, we herewith publish an old Illinois yell, adopted in 1888 and originated by C. P. Van Gundy, Kansas is at liberty to use it, as far as
are concerned. Bob Hae Bob
Rah Hoo Roh
Jip Boom Ab
Hi Boo Koo
Jimmy blow your bazoo
Ip Sid Di I Ki
U of I
Champaign.
Jayhawk Squawks
We see in the Kansan that some professors have gone to Cottonwood Falls to look for fossils. Make your own joke; we haven't the heart.
If you must go outside of Lawrence to find a rube, don't go to Eudora. Go to any City.
One of 'em was visiting at our house last week. We know.
Both of the students who will not stay for the game, mentioned in last night's Kansan, are going home to work next Tuesday. Bless their little hearts!
This is a day for the battle of wits, and usually two heads are better than one. N. B. Seniors need to look for sign that a hidden meaning in this paragraph.
Thank Heaven the women aren't going to have a rally this year. Which ever way the score goes now you can't blame them.
Mrs. Kelly is a woman who has been buried in a newspaper office in the provincial east for some twenty-odd years. She knows her work backwards, forwards, but she doesn't understand the social conditions here at K. U.
Florence Finch Kelly who spoke to University women yesterday will be remembered by the older students as the one who so eloquently blessed out of the fraternities and sororites at K. on the Grad Magazine a few years ago.
And besides it will be remembered that Mrs. Kelly's article was written after a short visit here in the midst of the rushing season.
And then, too, there's a moral. No matter how good people are in their particular line they are dangerously wrong. But no one knows the wrong track when they talk and they see for only a moment at an unusual angle, and don't understand.
A Daily Letter Home—The Daily Daily Kansan.
—H.P.
POET'S CORNER
It was a freshman college man, that scaled the college heights Upon his head no cap he wore He was for freshman rights.
THE WRECK OF THE FRESHMAN EAR
were, was,
A pipe was in his mouth;
He watched how the freshman boy drip
"Last night the moon had a golden ring.
A senior stood beside the way,
A nine was in his mouth.
He spread up a wall Johnson and and xoo.
With it he drew out the
"a freshman green without his
face."
Now West, now North, now South.
There is work for me to do.
Then spake up a wise Junior
Who had thanked his selves at
Today the sun shines bright,
the heat bet, that I could make
There's a light behind it."
The freshman stopped while he viewed the movie.
seem
And with her, did she kiss his snipe.
A scornful laugh laughed the senio
bold As he blew a whiff from his pine.
Closer and closer drew the mob.
A company of sophomores.
Their paddles flashed in the soft sun rays
write the co-eds gazed from the doors.
Down came the mighty hoard and
yelled
For most of all its strength,
the flemish anawalled his worthless
The freshman swallowed his worthless
snippe
And he took to the bench.
He yelled along as he viewed the prairie. "Come on, come on, come on, come on," some allie came allie the freshman guys. "Come on, come on, come on."
And fast through the freshman's mighty brain
Through that rumpled and crumpled maze.
complete and complete
more.
Pen thoughts of the downfield felt
And pikers of the freshman class.
home And pilkers of the freshman class.
And he ran with all his strength.
The paddles were right before his eyes
The line, it had no length.
No sobriet I pins these ouse thy atrochest
not mine, the mourn of a man of brick
Come down behind his ear.
Next morn on the sunny hillside
With a parting whack he was star through
A co-ed stood agasth To see a freshman cold and stiff On the cool and living grass.
To use a freshman coin and stilt
On the cool and living grass.
The splinters lay upon the ground On his countenance sweet and fair
The splinters lay upon the ground
This was the wreck of the freshman
and fanned his auburn hair.
This was the wreck of the freshmar fair
saw him from afar on the wall.
God saw him in a death like this.
The effect of a Juniors' pill, . . .
. . .
A WRETCHED MISTAKE
The Nebraska athletic management made a mistake in allowing the Kansas rooters to have a position in the team section, according to the Daily Nebraskan, the student paper at Lincoln. The division of the Nebraska roots resulted in a scattering of players and a defeat resulted. We quote:
"It is a psychological victory when Kansas beat Nebraska for the first time in seven years, Saturday, with a score of 7 to 3.
"It was one of the most bewildering games ever witnessed on the field. Nebraska outplayed Kansas from the beginning. The game was won only because of the superior strategy of the Kansas team; Nebraska's team is beyond doubt, the better team of the two.
The spectators were tense with excitement and both Kansas and Nebraska showed the right kind of spirit all four quarters. It was a clean game. Nebraska played it well. Kansas earned all she made.
"Kansas came up here, three hundred strong, to beat us, and they sure did. For some time those who had gone there would come when. Nebraska's luck would change. They said that luck goes in cycles, and our cycle would be changed. Nebraska couldn't win it. He said that it depended on m spirit.
"It was a good game, and Nebraskans are good losers. They are together stronger than ever, and we are going to beat Iowa and Notre Dame."
"The spirit this time was fine. The one big blunder was the position of the Kansas rooting section. Of all the mistakes on earth, the worst of them was in splitting of the Nebraska rooting sections and splitting the vitally necessary concentrated rooting. No results can be had from rooters scattered all over the bleachers. We did the best we have done for a long time. The cheer of the crowd was there, but of course that was because of their intense interest in the game.
English students have abandoned Oxford for the Army boot.
The first American advertiser was the man who named Greenland.
Anyway, Washington university is not the father of its conference.
Have the museum authorities laid away a hen's egg in case they should become extinct?
SCRIBISH SCRIBBLINGS
Then there's the case of the ten students who bummed their way to a reality show.
Not all who take medicine are M. D.s.
The central powers might find "Roum" in Roumania.
Some people characterize narrowness and prejudice as strict moral qualification.
PERSONAL—Will the party that took the grey overcoat from Spooner Library Monday afternoon, spooned a note to the Library cloak room at once?
WANT ADS
FOR RENT - Single room for a boy.
Steam heat, electric light, running bat and cold water in room. Close to Lake Louisiana.
"The Crow's Nest." 57-3
FOR RENT--Room at 1230 Oread.
Bell phone 1236J. 56-2*
JOST-Tan kid glove between Kansan office and Sigma Chi house Friday evenn. Reward if returned to Daily Kansan business office.
LOST—Opened letter containing a check. In Spooner Library during rally hour. Call Bell 2738J.
FOR RENT -Single room, south-east. Modern house, coal furnace, electric lights. Call Bell 955W or come see at room 1322 Tenn. 55-3
FOR RENT - Three sunny run-
ches in modern lofts finished
for house rentals. 824 W. Riddl
WANTED - Roommate for boy. Excellent room. 1108 Tenn. 55-5.
PROFESSIONAL CARDS
DR. H. L. CHAMBERS. General Practice
425-361-7600. House and office phone,
606-6988. House and office phone,
W, J. GONES, A. M. M. D., Diseases of
Suite 1, F. A. U., Bldg. Residence 1301
DR. H, REDING F, A. N., U. Building,
fitted. Hours 9 to 5. Both phones 513.
KEELERS BOOK STORE. 323 Mass.
writer and school supplies. Paper by
Mary S.
CLASSIFIED
Printing
B. H. DALE, Artistic job printing.
Both phones 228, 1027 Mass.
FORNEY SHOE SHOP-1017 Mass. St.
work a mistake. All work
guaranteed.
WE MAKE OLD SHOES INTO NEW
WE MAKE NEW SHOPE INTO THE
place to get results. 1342 Ohio St.
$2.50 for a name. For further
information see M. J. McKean, Myers
Russell, Inc.
A. G. ALRICH
Printing, Binding, Engraving
K Books, Loose Leaf Supplies
Fountain Pens, Inks
Typewriter Papers, Rubber Stamps
744 Mass. St.
Citizens State Bank Deposits Guaranteed
The University Bank
Why Not Carry Your Account Here?
Mrs. Ednah Morrison
Gowns and Fancy Tailoring I cater especially to the trade of University women. Prices reasonable. 1146 Tenn. St. Bell 1145J.
Trosper Jitney Station 730 Mass. Phones 970
Calls Answered Day and Night.
Joy Riding and
Country Driving.
Kennedy Plumbing Co.
All kinds of electrical shades
Student Lamps,
National Mada Lamps,
Cord, Plugs, Sockets, BTC.
Phones 658 937 Mass.
THE BRUNSWICK-BALKE
BOWLING ALLEYS
for
KANSAS MEN
Across From Carroll's.
Lawrence Pantatorium
Hats Cleaned and Blocked.
Both Phone 506 12 W. 9th St.
Tailors, Cleaners, and Dyers of Ladies' and Gents' Fine Clothing.
COAL
Now is the time to order your winter's coal. A full line kept in stock.
W. D. GWIN
Phones 370
BERT WADHAM'S FOR
BARBER WORK At the foot of the 14th St. hill in the student district.
Mrs. M. A. Morgan
Fancy dresses of all descriptions.
TODAY ONLY
Tailored Suits and Remodeling.
1313 VERMONT ST.
Bell Phone 1107W.
VARSITY
TODAY ONLY
Wm. Fox Presents GEORGE WALSH IN “THE MEDIATOR” A thrilling Picturization of a World Famous Book.
INTERURBAN Information
Our Special Car Service Thanksgiving Day
For those who want to remain over in Lawrence for the evening a special car will leave here Thursday night at 11:30 for Kansas City.
Cars will leave Kansas City for Lawrence Thursday as they are needed.
Extra cars will leave Lawrence for Kansas City after the game on Thanksgiving, commencing at 5:30 p.m.
The regular cars leave Lawrence every hour from 5:30 a.m. to 9:30 p.m. They leave on the half hour.
Kansas City, Kaw Valley and Western Railway Company
Both Phones 740
DICK BROS., DRUGGISTS A trade so large that our stock is always pure and fresh. We want to know K. U. men and women better. Where the cars stop—8th and Mass.
Press
Ticket
$1.50
CLARK
CLEANS
LOTHES
730 Mass. Street
Satisfactory Work is our Business Getter
EVERYTHING PRESSED BY HAND
LAWRENCE Business College Lawrence, Kansas.
grains young people for good paying positions as bookkeepers, stenographers, cashiers, commercial teachers, court reporters, and private secretaries. We prepare students for civil service examinations and our graduates secure excellent appointments in departmental and field service.
Catalog on request. Address, Lawrence Business College, Lawrence, Kans.