UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN PRACTICE HELD ON MUDDY FIELD Varsity, Preparing for Mizzoo, Stage Naval Battle in Sea of Mud POTSY DRIVES OFF "TANK" Team "Hit the Dirt" With Ball Like Baseball Players Assisted by Potsy Clark, leading tenor of the Football Boys Oper Company, Coach Oclett and his squandol of versatile Varsity chaps rendered the above number on North Field last night to the accompaniment of a patterning shower of rain. It was supposed to be a football playground at McLean High School, with that there Missouri school on Thanksgiving Day, yknow—but the mud made real practice about as much like a small boy mud fight as anything else. "Rain, rain, go away! The K. U. Jayhawk Wants to play." The players turned out on Nort Field to avoid the muddier Hamilton Field, but even the sod of the North Field was not enough to keep the team in control, nor the pressure premeditation—into the line and spoiing the center's pass. Scrubby Laslett and Jiek Fast indulged in a good old fashioned mud battle by way of divertishment, and Potty Clark took his mind off his work long enough to drop, companionably die and then try to milk her. The rest of the time the boys tried various "shoot the chutes" stunts in the mud; the backs who were running behind them would gain a few more feet by sliding at the end of their run. Practice included signal formations and running down puns. Lindsey, Woodward, and Fosse also ran through the remainder of the gang chased it down. Speed Heath, star end, was out in a suit again last night for the first time since the Ames game, and he was still stiff, and the fast little end cannot get over the ground as rapidly as before he was injured. The coaches think, however, that a week's practice before the Miss competition will put him in shape for the contest. SENIOR WRITES SYLLABUS Lottie Martin Prepares Outline for State Use "A Syllabus of the Correlation of Physiology, Hygiene, Sanitation, and Physical Training," as an efficient and economic method of teaching, has recently been prepared by Lottie Martin, c17, who has been doing special work in the department of physiology, under the supervision of Dr Ida Hye. Miss Martin has taken a keen interest in physiology, hygiene, and physical training and plans to teach these subjects. It was suggested that she take the state's textbook and prepare an outline which would incorporate the three subjects and enable her to teach attractively and efficiently. At the recent State Teachers' Convention held in Topeka, Miss Martin gave a report at one of the round table meetings. The teachers present were so interested that they asked her to prepare the talk in a form for them. The syllabus has been the result and will be published in the near future. BIRD ADVISES STUDENTS IN OLD FRENCH LEGEND At a meeting of the French Club yesterday afternoon Miss Amida Stanton, assistant professor of Romance Langages, told in French the story of the "Lai de l'Oyelet." The story is an old one of the days when knights were bold and ladies fair-minded birds knew how to talk as well as sing. The particular small bird who is the hero of the tale was as intelligent as any college student of today, and gave his friends much good advice. His three secrets of a happy life "don't believe more than half of what you hear," "Don't let what you have escape," and "don't bemoan the loss of anything you never had." The clever bird, knowing these important secrets escaped from all the secrets the adventurous time in which he lived, and was happy ever after, according to the traditions of all good fair stories. Ittai Lukel, c'14, who has been a guest at the Pi Kappa Alma house during the last two weeks, left Tuesday evening for San Francisco where he has accepted a position for one of the longest engraving firms in the city. The individual turkey mold of ice cream is the popular thing for this season. However we have a large line of other shapes. Call us before placing your order. Either phone 182. Wiedemanns...Adv. A Daily Letter Home—The Daily Kansas. OLCOTT ADVISES CLOSER RELATIONSHIP WITH GRADS In his speech to the Sachems at their banquet held last night at Brick's, Coach Beau Olcott spoke on "The Relationship of the Alumni of the University of Kansas to the Undergraduate Body and to the School." The coach outlined a plan of getting the graduates and the undergrads together, such as exists between the two bodies in Eastern universities. He spoke of the fine spirit lacking among the alumni, and to better this condition the two must get together. WHEN YOU HEAR YOU CAN BELIEVE Doctor Haynes Makes Watch Sound Like a Locomotive You can actually hear a fly walking in an adjoining room, with the aid of a microphone, an instrument for detecting internal sounds of the earth, according to Dr. Winthrop P. Haynes, of the department of geology. The eight-thirty Geology I class took a good old-fashioned "haw-haw" when Doctor Haynes made a statement to this effect, and several of the students only asked him if he could arrange to demonstrate the microphone to them. HE MADE ONE There was no microphone to be found in any of the departments of the University, so Doctor Haynes decided that he would make one before he would let his students doubt his word. Taking one of his own notes, "Monty" Montgomery with him, Doctor Haynes went to the work-room in the Physics Building yesterday evening, and with the help of Prof. Laurens E. Whittemore of the "Sounds like a locomotive," said "Monty" when Dr. Haynes laid his watch on the base of the microphone. Then he dropped a thin shaving on the base and it sounded like a sledge hammer. department of physics, made a microphone. MONSTY HARD TO CONVINCE Still Monty doubted that he could act without search and search search was made for a fly. Doctor Haynes was the first to sight one, and after chasing it around the room four or five times he finally captured it. Professor Whittimore, who receives the weather reports by wireless took the receiver first and said he could distinctly hear the fly walking around. Dr. Haynes took the receiver and received the receiver to could hear the fly walking around. The hunt for another飞 proved fruitless, because the cold weather has killed almost all of them. Although Monty didn't get to hear the fly walking around he said that he didn't doubt Dr. Haynes' statement now. Just as he was handing the receiver to Monty the fly fell off on the table and in the scramble to recover it, all of its leeks but one disappeared. A liquid air demonstration for students was made by Prof. H. P. Cady in Room 310, Chemistry Building at 4:30 o'clock this afternoon. Professional education in schools throughout the state with great success. This is the second of a series of demonstrations for students planned by Prof. A. C. Terrill, of the department of mining on earth sciences, and the departments of the University for the purpose of getting students better acquainted with their University. MONTY HARD TO CONVINCE Cady Explains Liquid Air Everyone is betting in a small way to stimulate the interest in the Big Football games, here is nothing nicer Wiedemann's candy—a box of Wiedemann's candy—Adv. TODAY ONLY BOWERSOCK TODAY ONLY Send the Daily Kansan home. ALICE BRADY and Montague Love in the successful stage play "BOUGHT AND PAID FOR" P.GEORGE W. 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