UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
Official student paper of the University of Kansas
Edwin W. Hullinger — Editor-in-Chief
Helen Patterson — Society Editor
Halton Patterson — Society Editor
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date of March 18, 1967.
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UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
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Phone. Bell K. U. 25.
The Daily Kansan aims to picture the University of Kansas; to go further than merely printing the University holds; to play no favorites; to be clean; to be cheerful; to be courageous; to leave more serious problems to wiser heads; in all, to teach and to justify the students of the University.
TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 21, 1916.
DUTY
Our grand business is not, to me,
what lies dimly at a distance, but de-
dme where I have seen it.
HELP THE ARMENIANS!
If you haven't already been approached some student will come up to you within the next few days and ask you what you are going to do for the Armenians.
The campaign is now on and it is up to the students and faculty members to fix the success of the project at K. U. How much suffering we relieve or how many lives we save depends solely on how much we are willing to sacrifice for humanity and Christianity.
Remember that one dollar will save a life for one month and when you make your contribution the knowledge that it is performing such a function will make you happy and glad that you made the sacrifice.
No one who attended chapel last Friday and heard Nazareth Boyajian relate, with tears in his eyes, the agony of his fellow countrymen, can deny the worthiness of the cause or the intensity of the need.
THE VALUE OF A LAUGH
The Indiana Student has concluded that we are growing more and more humane each year. The men now even blanket their motor car engines.
Did you ever stop to think of the value of a good hearty laugh? Did you ever think of it as being an asset, something that can be turned to your advantage, as can technical training?
Recently a well known captain of industry remarked that before he hired a man he told a funny story, and he could, to a certain extent, tell by his laugh whether or not the man would be satisfactory.
Laughter is one of the few things that is contagious and yet does not bring sickness or death; instead, it is a wonderful tonic that builds up men and prolongs life. It is an accomplishment that should be developed.
Laughter is the only thing that can lift the veil of gloom; it can make the sun shine on dark days; it can take the sting from defeat; in fact, it is a cure for all ills and ails.
FOR A TOBOGGAN
With the approach of the first snow of the year the minds of the students are beginning to trun to winter sports. Of all the pastimes of this season coasting is perhaps the most exhilarating and the one most likely to appeal to students.
In the years gone by, the hills leading to the north and cast have been used. But the danger of using these streets has been proved and police have tried time and again to close them. It was to no avail.
Nearly every student in the University knows that not a year has passed without a death or serious injury from coating.
Why court death when it is not necessary?
The long slope on the north of the campus is ideal for a toobogan slide, which could be constructed with little trouble and small cost. The students could even do it themselves in a short time. This would eliminate the danger and stimulate interest in a very enjoyable pastime.
Why not get busy and be ready for the sport when the snows come.
If you want a thing—go after it
it will never tag you around.
THE TRUTH ABOUT COLLEGE
THE TRUTH ABOUT COLLEGE College men and women have been charged with insincerity. They have been scoffed at because of certain standards of college life as presented by the paragrapher or in cheap comedies of the screen or stage. The college man is sometimes regarded as nonentity possessing the brain capacity of a peanut. The college woman has been held up to public scorn as a fuzzy-ruffled spearmint-fed something spending her time wielding the ukelele and enticing young and inexperienced boys to commit matrimony.
Do people who believe in these conceptions really know that a college man or woman cannot fall below "2" in more than one third of his courses at K. U.? Do they know that all the great industries of the country are eager to get college' men?
Isn't it true that study and preparation are keys to success no matter whether at home with no other instructor than an International Correspondence School course or in the state university?
There is no better proof of the effectiveness thereof than the thousands of successful men who, today, are carrying out the principles and ideals absorbed when undergraduates in college.
College is not a failure.
INSPIRATION
The presence in the house of just one who has strength and courage and faith to keep his ideals, who is willing to work and who sees a purpose and joy in that work, may be enough to spur his associates on to endeavor and achievement. A breath of his vigor and enthusiasm may be infused into them and rejuvenate their dreep spirits and their lost ideals. Without ideals, little can be done, and without ambition next to nothing achieved. To pass the good work on is the only way to repay inspiration.
Jayhawk Squawks
The water provided by the city is such that it must be boiled for drinking purposes. Now the weather has become warmer, there is not sufficient gas to boil water.
It's not only "treats" on the Hughes supporters, but retreat also.
And the good roads boosters are howling about the high cost of mud.
Study in Political Zoology from a headline; "Women and Moose elected Wilson."
Add Belgian atrocities: the Germans are introducing the use of garlic.
A freshman was heard to say that he had learned to know his class by sight. Several of the freshmen we actually met their chief officer.
Maybe the professors who expect one to go from the Ad building to Fraser in one minute are merely trying to help develop a track team.
"Paris Press Halls Wilson" screams a headline. But the size of the hall-stones was not stated.
The milk of Human kindness is controlled by no trust.
Perhaps if some of the freshmen had had more of the paddle before they grew up, they would not need so much of it now.
If love is blind, it's no wonder that so many students at least have bad eyes.
And speaking of horseshoes, the Aggies, after escaping here with a scoreless, tie, beat the Tigers 7-6 and the Sooners 14-13.
The International Dry Farming Congress conducts a different "dry" campaign.
These cold mornings make a fellow wish he could afford a private tutor for his eight-thirty classes.
When some people get blue and at sea for something to do, they start a reform movement. No matter what the particular idea may be, it is sure to attract a few followers. If some one should advocate painting the moon green, there would be a few problems with it. Can't you whip it up. Is it not barely possible that this explains the present antipaddle crusade? Is it not conceivable that desire for notoriety entered into the motives of the promoters of the movement as well as sincere desire to spare the poor freshman?
THE ANTI-PADDLING CRUSADE
To The Kansan:
CAMPUS OPINION Communications must be signed as evidence of good faith but names will not be published without the writer's consent.
THE GAME OF LIFE
Life is a Game of Ball in which Fate does the pitching. The short stop is Ill Health, who puts us out of the game before we get around the diamond. A permanent grouch is the cross-grained bat that breaks at the critical moment and spoils our chance of driving in a home run. Fate has a great wind-up and tosses us lots of curves. To slide to home we must keep our eyes on the ball and be in touch with it. Our gluggard alone is content to knock two-bagger and depend upon the next batter to bring him in. The Umpire is Public Opinion, by whose decision we are compelled to abide. Father Time never muffs the ball and always puts out his man—Exchange.
—You Can't Fool Me.
"YOUR EDUCATION MUST EDUCATE YOU."
The best of college life for one is not the best for another, and largely because of the varied wants with which we come. Some have need of the gymnasium and the exercises to bring into play the muscles unused, because of too close application to them, but also years. Others find they have not only not learned how to study, but that what to study is their problem.
But while we're here, what? We've heard and will hear about, "After College, What." Let us not forget the "what?" while we are here. The best is what we're here for: the best for us each individually. Remember as President Thwing has said: "Your education must educate you." Do what will contribute most to your education.
But the best of College, no matter what the end and aim, includes the fairest-minded attitude toward all the college community, faculty and students, with an appreciation of what they, both the faculty and students, do. Do what we read a father wrote his life. Do what he leaped: "Take each one at his best and leave him as much alone as you can at his not-best." De Paun Daily.
The promise of Europe is blighted for generations. The young man have been murdered by the Great War, and those who escape will have lost years from the fruitful period of their education. Europe's youth is being squandered, and her civilization perverted.
THE GOLDEN AGE
America has millions of youths who are students. They have the opportunity of knowing war without dying in that knowledge. They have the duty of keeping a great neutrality, they alone can now take an impartial stance. They have the duty of making America the home of all high civilization.
Prophets have sung of a golden age. That ideal has been practically accomplished for government under the Romans; for art under the Renais- beths; for drama under the Elizabetha- beths of iron and brass in Europe, there comes the sun of a Golden age for all branches of human achievement, and that sun is rising over America, calling to American youth to the master-thinkers and the master-woken of the world. Will they respond?
MAID IN GREENCASTLE
He met her at the pasture gate,
She bore a pail of milk,
He gazed upon her rosy cheeks.
WITH THE POETS
"How is the sweet milk maid?" he asked.
She wrinkled up her brow "The milk ain't made, you boob" she
He gazed upon her rosy cheeks,
They were as smooth as silk.
"We get it from the cow."
RING OF THE JAYHAWK
Mold Missin' you must never, Think you must be too confident For we have some big Jayhawkers And they've practiced late and early, Fanned their hair to keep it curly, Finned their hair to keep it curly, When you saw that you were heat.
SONG OF THE JAYHAWK
DePauw Daily.
It be known to those who figure. That your team is now no bigger, than it was in bygone days. When you fail big success; That it's not so much dimensions, of serious intentions. Of the war, of Kansas. That should give us peace and rest.
When we've won and all is over,
we're going to clover.
Back into our former ceramics.
Where by nature it should be.
Maybe we just have to
Can replace your blessed bolder.
For the Jayhawk like to see it.
While he pips his evening tea.
Evening Clothes that Command Respect
That distant rumble you heard Saturday night was "Jumbo" Stiehm laughing.
Very properly, the Colorado State School of Mines is located at Golden.
Peckham's
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WANTED-Roommate, large well furnished front room, 1116 Tenn.
Phone 1190W. 48-5
The higher prices you pay, the more expensive materials you get. The style is always faultless.
PROFESSIONAL CARDS
DR H. L. CHAMBERS. General Practice.
321 N. 40th St. 600 Houses and office phone,
800-259-7888.
Both full dress and Tuxedo suits are silk lined, trimmed with silk braid.
G, W. JONES, A. M, M. D, Diseases of
the Heart. I S. F, A. U. Bldg., Residence 1801
DR. H. REDING, F. A. U. Building.
fitted. Hours 9 to 5. Both phones $33.
the quietly correct clothes that gentlemen want, with no unauthorized innovations. Experts cut these clothes; they always fit. Rich and beautiful materials and linings.
CLASSIFIED
Printing
KELEEKS BOOK STORE. 232 Mass
writer and school supplies. Paper by
writers of the New York Times.
P印刷
B. H. DALE, job printing
Both phones 228, 120*M
FORNKEY SHOE SHOP 1017 Mass. St.
needed a mistake. All work
guaranteed.
HART Schaffner & Marx make them:
WE MAKE OLD SHORES INTO NEW
places to get old results. 1342 Ohio St.
Lawrence Pantatorium
Tailors, Cleaners, and Dyers of
Fats' Furniture's Office
Both Phones 601 12 W. 9th St
Hats Cleaned and Blocked.
A. G. ALRICH
Printing, Binding., Engraving K Books, Loose Leaf Supplies Fountain Pen, Inks
Douatin Pei, Inka
Typewriter Papers, Rubber Stamps
744 Masa St.
Mrs. M. A. Morgan
Tailored Suits and Remodeling
1313 VERMONT ST.
Bell Phone 1107W.
Fancy dresses of all descriptions Also
Remember
SCHULZ makes clothes You can find him at 917 Mass. St.
See
CARTER
1025 Mass. St.
for typewriters, supplies, and all kinds of stationery. We can fill your
Bowersock Theatre
One Night, Wednesday, November 22nd.
Joe Weber's incomparable production of the best musical comedy of Modern Times.
More class, elegance and speed than all the musical comedies combined.
A retype of autumn, fashions.
"THE ONLY GIRL"
By Henry Blossom and Victor Herbert
Parquet $1.50 and $1.00 Balcony $1.00 and 75c
Second Balcony 50c.
"WANTED" 2000 STUDENTS
WATKINS NATIONAL BANK Capital $100,000 Surplus $100,000 Careful Attention Given to All Business.
to come to our store and select their "HOLIDAY GIFTS" at once while the assortment is complete. WOLF'S BOOK STORE.
DICK BROS., DRUGGISTS
A trade so large that our stock is always pure and fresh. We want to know K. U. men and women better. Where the cars stop—8th and Mass.
Tickets on Sale at Round Corner Drug Store Beginning Saturday Morning at 8 o'clock.
Trosper Jitney Station
730 Mass.
Phones 920
Calls Answered Day and Night. Joy Riding and Country Driving.
Peoples State Bank
Capital and' Surplus $88,000.00.
'EVERY BANKING SERVICE'
WILSON'S
The Popular Drug Store Toilet Articles
Good Things to Eat and Drink
Mrs. Ednah Morrison
The University Bank
Why Not Carry Your Account Here!
COAL
Citizens State Bank Deposits Guaranteed
Government faculty Tackling I cater especially to the trade of University women. Prices reasonable 1146 Tenn. St. Bell 1145J
Now is the time to order your winter's coal. A full line kept in stock.
W. D. GWIN Phones 370
Kennedy Plumbing Co.
All kinds of electric shades
Student Lamps,
National Masa Lamps,
Cord, Plugs, Sockets, Etc.
Phones 658 937 Mass.
The Brunswick-Balke Bowling Alleys for KANSAS MEN Across From Carroll's.
CONKLIN PENS
are sold at
McCulloch's Drug Store 847 Mass.