例 UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN FAIREST SUMMER THOU HAST WENT Days Are Past When Gentle Zephyrys Zephed Around Mount Oread LO! THE POOR FRESHMAN Winter." "I Like My Cap," Said One Ver dent One, "But Not in Winter." When the gentle zephyr "zeph" across the green fields and the students on the Hill take strolls out into the delightful mellow moonlight or row up the river effercessement with all things wonderful and the sprigs and leaves burst forth into a radiant tree—that is Spring. S SUMMER "HAS WENT" But when all the leaves have departed from their temporary home in the trees and have fallen with every gust of the merciless wind and the moon is frozen and falls to show his head and the fresh shiver as they wend their many ways to their early sun. The landlady has failed to buy any coal,-ah, there we have what is happening today. For Winter has swooped down upon up with "mucho gusto," and the prognostications are that it will continue to do so for some time. Those who watch the boys practice on McCook Field do thereby show their loyalty to the team, for when the older one is injured, the field may then the innermost parts of Iceland. It is only the football man following the ball who keeps warm. LO! THE POOR FROSH "I like to war my cap," said one freshman this morning as he hesitated on his way to class and shivered and shivered and shivered. "That is, the feeling is pleasant when the sun is warm and balmy but when it rains and when winter comes—it's awful. And to think we have two and a half more weeks of this. I think I shall appeal to my mamma." PUBLIC UTILITIES O K Directly opposite to this young man is the wise journalist who wears his cords and shivers not, for cords are warm. The things may flap in the hind shell at every step, but their warmth in this weather repays many fold. PUBLIC UTILITIES O' K The gas was low yesterday and today. But this is becoming such a common occurrence that people hardy make it even longer. The water supply was exceptionally good. No reason is given for this fact. The street cars were able to maneuver the Hill in a fair manner and no one had to miss a class because of bad service. After all public utilities and their faults have been mentioned; there is no more to say. When these things are in fair working order the world is above normal. Tiger VAULT IN FRASER TAKES A REST Request to Missourian for Combination Brings Picture of Tiger Wanted—A "Jimmy Valentine," an expert safe cracker, at the Registrar's office immediately. The safe on the inside of the vault in the registrar's office has been on a strike for the past week. The lock has slipped a cog and no one has been able to "happy" combination that will open the doors to the impost records. In an effort to find the combination Geo. O. Foster wrote to the former University secretary, Edward E. Brown, now business manager of the University of Missouri. A reply received this morning. A response to the combination. Neither did the ferocious picture of a titer have any effect upon the lock. The tiger attracted a little attention in the registrar's office and brought forth some comment from different members of the office force. "It is interesting to note," remarked Mr. Foster, "that there is one small knot in the tiger's tail. But just wait until we get a hold of that tiger this year and you'll see our team tie one more big knot." GEOLOGY STUDENTS HIKE A LA DRAY SATURDAY Prof. John E. Todd, of the department of Geology, took his 10:30 and 2:30 Geology I classes on a field trip near Lawrence, Saturday morning. The feature of the morning was a dray ride from the top of the hill on west Ninth street to the Windmill Grocery store. About twenty-five of the party were able to get on the wagon, and according to Prof. Todd it was even a better ride than the customary hayrack. Huger Jeter, c17, visited friends on the Hill Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. Jete attended the teachers' convention in Topeka, as he is teaching in the Alden schools. However, he says he will be back to resume his work here next fall. The Aero Club of America has offered three medals to K. U. students for the three best essays on subjects dealing with aeronautical development. Any student in the University is eligible to compete. MEDALS OFFERED BY AERO CLUB FOR BEST ESSAYS The essays must be in by March 15, 1917, and will either be judged by members of the faculty of the School of Engineering or by a committee composed of members of the Aero Club. The director should see Prof. A. H. Sibley, of the department of mechanical engineering. DR. COULTER OF CHICAGO IS HERE Botanist Gives Two Talks Or Science Before Students in Fraser Chapel "Trained common sense—that, in a nutshell, is the ideal of science," declared Dr. J. M. Coulter, head of the department of botany at the University of Chicago, in an address in Fraser Hall yesterday afternoon. "Every trail is worth following," said Doctor Coulter. "If it had not been for exploration we would still be farming in New England, and if it had not been for scientific exploration we would have the same way as we did a century ago. "The ideals of science are expressing themselves in three ways: First, to extend the boundaries of human knowledge; second, to apply this knowledge to the services of man; and third, to develop a scientific attitude of mind so man may solve his problems and not be their victim. "Science may be grouped in two divisions—pure and applied," continued Doctor Coulter. "The distinction is a general impression rather than a mixture of the two." Pure science only how to do a thing; applied science does it." "There is a science of literature, of politics, and of religion, as well as of chemistry, botany, and geology," said Doctor Coulter, "and nowhere in the world are the ideals of science higher than here in America. Doctor Coulter has a national reputation as a naturalist and botanist, and is one of the few men who has given the greatest forward movement in botany and to botanical instruction in universities and preparatory schools. He was entertained last night by the Botany Club at a banquet in Myers Hall. He will talk today under the Sigma Xi on "Inheritance and Response," and will be the guest of the University of Chicago graduates who are here at a dinner this evening, followed by a reception given by the Sigma Xi at the home of Prof. C. H. Ashton, 2100 Ohio street. Water Order Aerated Distilled Water from McNish. Phones 198. tf Military Training for Students The United States Government is very anxious for University men to have some military training and is willing to pay them for the time spent in studying under a regular army man detailed for that purpose. The training offered is for Field Artillery, a Battery of which it is responsible at the present time. A regular army sergeant will be detailed with this organization and will spend all of his time in Lawrence to inspect conditions regarding the Battery of Field Artillery being formed here expressed a desire to be able to report to the government that at least twenty University men were interested in the organization and were pushing it. Anyone interested in military training is invited to come to the U.S. M.C. B. C. 8:00 and 9:00 P. M. The promoters of the organization will be very glad to give any information about the kind of training offered, time of drill, pay, and to answer any questions which anyone may wish—Adv. Citizens State Bank Deposits Guaranteed The University Bank Why Not Carry Your Account Here Watches, Diamonds, Jewelry, Silverware and Cut Glass our specialties. We do repairing and guarantee our Mrs. Ednah Morrison Established 1865 A. MARKS & SON work. 735 Mass. St. Gowns and Fancy Tailoring I cater especially to the trade of university women. Prices reasonable. 1146 Tenn. St. Bell 11453 Tailors, Cleaners, and Dyers of Ladies' and Gents' Fine Clothing. Both Phones 506 12 W. 9th St. Lawrence Pantatorium BY THE WAY Hats Cleaned and Blocked. Entertain New Board Entertain New BOW The board of the Women's Athletic Association will entertain the incoming board with dinner at Bricken's tonight at no clock. Members of the board are: Miriam Jones, Cora Shinn, Joyce Brown, Lottie Martin, Katherine Redding, and Ruth Faris. The recently elected board is: Dorothy Cole, Margaret Hodder, Annette Ashton, Miriam Jones, Joyce Brown, Carol Martin and Ruth Trant. The Kappa Sigma fraternity entertained their friends at an informal dinner at their home Friday evening. The tables were made attractive with cakes and flowers, and they made up a line party at the Bowersock to see "Fair and Warmer." The Rota Club will be entertained at the home of Mrs. Jennie Donnelly, 1101 Tennessee street, Thursday afternoon from four-thirty until six o'clock Kappa Sigma Entertains Rota Club Meets Kappa Phi Club Initiates The Kappa Phi club of the Metho Mrs. May Phillips chaperoned the party of thirty-five couples. dist University women will hold initiation for new members at the home of Mrs. Gordon Thompson 408 West 13 Street and refreshments will follow. Mu Phi Epsilon held its Founders' Day banquet at the chapter house Monday at six-thirty o'clock. Purple chrysanthummers were used on the ground during the ceremony. Sanders, Leila Edgerton, Margaret White, and Ada Harper. Prof. R. B. Bird, a member of the state board of Pharmacy, stopped off in Lawrence Monday and gave a lecture to the Pharmaceutical Society at the station on his way to a meeting of the state) board of pharmacy at Pittsburg. K. U. Dames Meet Founders' Day Banquet The K. U. Dames will meet with Mrs. Nathan Knight, 833 Tennessee Street, Wednesday afternoon from three until five o'clock. Mrs. Knight's phone number is 1493J. Mrs. T. T. Smith will give a talk on composition of foods. Light refreshments will be served. Miss Marian Marian returned last evening to Ottawa after a visit on the Hill where her friend, Miss Miller, is gravely sick. The Miss Miller is attending Ottawa University. Inns, Bulline & Hackman Suit Department Coats In the New Flore and Pinch Back Models in Bolivia, Velour, Plush and Velvet $15.00 to $75.00 Hudson Seal Coats—Full Flare Styles $85.00 to $140.00 The demand for Coats, Dresses and Blouses is so great, that we had to send Our Mr. Bullene to the New York market for the second time this season. Mr. Bullene is recognized as a buyer of excellent taste. Our K.U. friends can depend on finding in this Department Styles that are up to the minute. YOUR HOME TOWN GIRL No this is not the name of a show, but we were just thinking if "the Girl" or any other friend for that matter, should come up for the Missouri-Kansas football game you would want her to get a favorable impression of your University, wouldn't you? We are in business to help you do this very thing. It's a pleasure to get what you want to eat when you want it. The Oread Cafe Just a step from the campus. DO CLOTHES MAKE THE MAN Perhaps not—but a good impression is certainly desirable—socially and in business matters, too. Buy clothes of character-get away from the "sameness" of ready-made suits and o'coats. "Our Shop is at Your Service" R. E. PROTCH COLLEGE TAILOR 717 1-2 Mass. Miss Marietta Davis, formerly of the University of Kansas, later of the University of Illinois, is the guest of Gunn, teacher of home economics. Miss Mary Boward of Baker University spent Saturday with Agnes Hertzler, and attended the Delta Tau Delta dance Saturday evening. Mrs. J, W. Atha and son Russell of Kansas City visited Joe Atha at the Sig Alph house Saturday and Sunday. Fat Dennis will be the guest of Willard Beck in Baldwin for Saturday and Sunday. Albert Lauer, c'20, visited his parents in Osage Saturday and Sunday. Isn't a Northwestern policy a fine life raft for the family fortune? CONKLIN PENS aye sold at McCulloch's Drug Store 847 Mass. Peoples State Bank Capital and Surplus $88,000.00. "EVERY BANKING SERVICE" Kennedy & Ernst HARDWARE and ATHLETIC SUPPLIES 826 Mass. St. Phones 341 WILSON'S The Popular Drug Store Toilet Articles TODAY Good Things to Eat and Drink VARSITY Bertha Kalich IN "LOVE AND HATE" Wednesday— Bessie Barriscale IN "PLAIN JANE" Also Keystone Comedy. TODAY O O O The woman's watch of today and tomorrow Convenient, safe, more beautiful on the arm than any bracelet, the wristlet timekeeper is truly "the woman's watch of today and tomorrow." 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