UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Today Bowersock Theatre Tomorrow THE PALATIAL HOME OF PARAMOUNT PICTURES Jesse L. Lasky Presents WALLACE EDDINGER in "A Gentleman of Leisure" Any Seat 10c A picturization of the comedy adventures of a society man who wagered he could play the crook Aurora: Good Licensed Films Particular Cleaning and Pressing FOR PARTICULAR PEOPLE 12 W. Ninth Lawrence Pantatorium Phone: 500 Junior Prom April Ninth Robinson Gymnasium Picked Up Between Classes Dan Hazen is out to prove the assertion of Dr. Walter Rittman that ability to flirt out original problems is developed on the athletic field, and he figured it out mathematically that if you count the clicks of train wheels, passing over standard rails, for 22% seconds, you have the number of miles the train is traveling per hour. When the test was applied to the track meet "special" it was found that at times there was but one click in 55 seconds. And they were standard rails, too. Members of the cast of "The Man From Home" have decided to practice regularly on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday from 4 to 6 o'clock in the morning, and on Tuesday and Thursday, on the evening from 7:15 to 9:30 o'clock. The success of the Mott campaign has attracted the attention of Secretary L. F. Moore of the University of Missouri Y. M. C. A. and has resulted in the formation of a task force to Missouri in first week in April, Conrad Hoffmann of the local Y. M. C. A. will select the five men to act on this team. Paul Champlin, freshman College, is back on the Hill, after two weeks at home with tonsilitis. Theta Tau announces the pledging of Henry Sampson, junior in the School of Engineering. Several K. U. women visited in Kansas City this week-end. Among them are: Louise Spliding, sophop Fine Arts; Dorothy McKown, junior College; Blanche Mullen and Virginia Lucas. A number of the women turned out for the Kansas-Missouri track meet. Baseball practice in the "Gym" was called off Friday afternoon so that the young ladies could play hockey. Acacia has pledged E. J. Sørensen senior College, from McPherson. Sam Fuller, sophomore Engineer, pays little head to the co-eeds at the University but Friday night at track meet, in conjunction with Miss Amy Goodwin, Leworthown, he sat a front row box. Sam seemed to realize that the boys were Merritt V. Carr, junior College, spent Saturday and Sunday at her home in Leavenworth. giving him the "once over" as he puffed up appreciably for the occasion. How would it feel to face a professor all by yourself in a class? Wil- river Swingle does not mind it. He is the only student taking Prof. Robert M. Ogden's course in "Mind and Body." Miss Grace Nancy Cool of Manhattan, who visited Craib Burnett, sophomore College, last week, is a love K. Stern, University of U. U. not compare with Manhattan, and the way she says it makes it plain to you just what she means. Three K. U, track captains of bygone days witnessed the clash at Kansas City Friday night. "Pat" Patterson, '13, ran a lap in the relay for the Alumni team, "Cupid" Haddock took it all in from a box, and Dan Hazelton, not nervous, that he were eligible. It certainly would have looked good to see Dan on the marks at that high light start. Bud Ritter read his Editor and Publisher from cover to cover this week in an effort to ascertain whether the publication gave an account of the first demiserts chalked up under the Kansan's system. The magazine contained a short article on the new plan adopted by the Daily Kansan. Fred Whitten, middle Law, has been confined to his room for the past five days with a mild attack of the gripe. He expects to be on the Hill again Monday. BRET HARTE PRAISED DICKENS Says he Found Humer in Everything and Made it Common Property $1.25 now until June 5 From the New York Post. On the day the news of Dicken's death reached him, Bret Hart was camping out in the Colorado Mountains. The last shores he The Overland Shores in 1870, were then go to press, and he immediately sent a message to San Francisco to delay them, following it with his well-known poem, "Dickens in Camp," and an editorial, "Of his humour, it may be said," he wrote, "that for thirty years the world has taken as its own—as the artificial voicing of some seers that was not met by Mr. Dickens's as common property A humor, so large that it was not restricted to the eccentricity of animate objects—in drawers 'that had to be opened with a knife, like an oyster,' in door handles that 'looked if they wanted to be buried well-likeparallel to the visitor the bucket'; a humor that was a delightful and innocent pantheism, and in 'Martin Chucklewit,' invested even the wind with jocular sympathies. The reader has to uook back to the limitations of the humorists of a preceding age to ap- Your name may never appear in the Kansan, but the folks are interested in University affairs because you are here. They will appreciate your letter telling about going to the Scrim if they have read about it in the Kansan. Whydon'tyou send them the Daily Kansan for the rest of the year? They will not kick so much because you neglect your letters and you won't have to explain everything you have written when you go home. It's a Daily Letter The University Daily Kansan THEATRE VARSITY CHILDS & HELLER, MUSIC TO THE PICTURES Today Only, Wm. Fox presents LEO TOLSTOIFS IMMORTAL MASTERPIECE COMPLETE IN SIX REELS Featuring Theda Bara, The Vampire in "A Fool there Was," with Nance O'Neil, Broadway's popular actress. The Season's Feature. "KREUTZERSONATA" --- LECTURE RECITAL JAMES WHITCOMB RILEY BY PROFESSOR ARTHUR MacMURRAY Plymouth Congregational Church, Tomorrow Night ADMISSION 25c 8:15 O'CLOCK Apricot ice made from the fruit, at Wiedemann's.-Adv. prescise what the world gained thirty years ago in the wonderful spontaneity of Mr. Dickens, and has not entirely lost now. For its influence has been since then steadily felt in ture—not entirely in form of imi-ture but in recognition of him is nearly skin to human sympathy and love." Friday and Saturday are fruit salads days at Wiedemann's—Adv. Suitary Cafe now in new quarters, 2 doors north of the old stand. We are better able to serve you now.— Adv. We've putting out the best chocolates and bon-bons to be found anywhere. Allegretti's and Huyler's Carroll's...Adv. Try some of those large grape fruits for five cents, largest ever, at Dummies.—Adv. Like eating fresh apricots—apricot ice at Wiedemann's-Adv. Send the Daily Kansan home. A View for Your "K" Book The Auditorium is available for special skating parties. - Adv. Revival meeting 7:30 o'clock each night this week at the United Presbyterian church. Tonight, Con Hoffmann, "A Message for Young Men." Tomorrow night Rev. W. Jasper Howells. The rest of the week Rev S. W. Woodburn. All are cordially invited to attend—Adv. Peach ice cream at Wiedemann's— Adv. Nothing quite so good for sand- wiches as Pimento Cheese or Olive Salad.—At Dunnires.—Adv. Like eating fresh apricots, apricot ice at Wiedemann's.- Adv. Barker all linen collars only at PECKHAM'S Christmas Here Again There are watches, rings and necklaces, sparkling gems, glittering silverware, treasures in cut glass, and little things in silver and gold, too numerous to mention, which will make most dainty and exquisite gifts, and all very reasonable in price. and we are ready for it with an exceptionally fine array of Christmas Jewelry. You will find it worth your while just to come in and look at them. E. W. PARSONS, Jeweler. We Like to do Little Jobs of Repairing We Know How Gustafson The College Jeweler We duplicate your broken lenses from the pieces and SAVE YOU MONEY N