UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
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Entered as second-class mail matter September 17, 1910, at the post office at Lawrence, Kansas, under the act of March 3, 1879.
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UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
Lawrence, Kansas.
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Published in the afternoons five kines a week, by students of the University of Kanaas, from the press of the Department of Journalism.
The Daily Kansan aims to picture the undergraduate, to go further than merely printing the book, to more university. University holds; to play no favorites; to be clean; to be cheerful; to be gregarious; to leave more serious problems to wiser heads, in all, to make sure students are confident the students of the University.
Fair Play and Accuracy Bureau
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John M. Henry.
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Impression in any of the columnos or
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FRIDAY, MARCH 12, 1915.
SENIOR MEMORIAL?
When they got the senior Jay-hawker dues collected, and the senior play disposed of and finals out of the way the seniors were going to begin active work on the memorial.
All these have transpired, and yet the progress that is being made on the memorial is not visible to the naked eye. The chairman of the memorial committee is not in school this semester.
There are but three months left of the school year. Then the seniors will be out of school. If they want a memorial they must start work soon. Or have them give up the idea?
The junior's activity is conspicuous for its absence. But they have another year of course. If they do not want to work this year, they can do double shift next.
The sophomores are on the job, and the freshmen are starting their fund now. These classes have more or less time to collect their funds.
But the seniors have only three months.
ENFORCEMENT UNJUST
The provision that this year's senior class must make two-thirds I+4 and II's is unjust. At the beginning of the year they were given the impression that they were exempt from the new rule. And the enforcement of the provision now will not give them a squire deal.
The University will not be giving the seniors a square deal if it enforces the rule.
A large part of members of the class cannot graduate this year if the rule is enforced. They worked during the first semester thinking they were subject to the same regulations as former years, and did not try to make the necessary number of high grades. Of course it will be said that they should have done their best under any provision. But if there is any weight to that argument why should the new rule have been adopted?
COLD PROM LOGIC
Every man has a girl with whom he would like to make a hit. Hits are usually made by pleasing the girl. Every girl likes to go to the Junior Prom. A man may get his tickets and make dates for the Prom now. Enough said.
But to go farther. Every girl likes to look pretty at the Prom. Therefore she must have a new dress, she thinks. The more time she has in which to get that dress the more she will like it, and the more pleased she will be, and the greater hit the man will make. A ticket purchased and date made now will give her all the
ticm until April 9 to get that dress
again sufficient uttered.
USING BILLBOARDS
It seems not to be well or generally understood that the three small bulletin boards, near the Museum, Gymnasium, and Blake Hall, are the property of the chapel and morning prayers committees and for the display of holy books inculcated this time, of the morning prayers speakers and subjects.
Now there has been no desire to refuse to allow other cards and signs on these boards when their presses were not being pressed on the boards for their real purpose. But the growing habit of some bill-posters some of whom should know better, of removing or covering up the morning prayers announcements and may result in the exclusion of all general advertising from these boards.
E. M. Briggs.
Chasing the Glooms
Another Spring Pome
The voice of the birds in
the garden Jane
Proclaim to the work
That Spring has came.
The voice of the frogs
In the bosky dell
Proclaim that winter
Is all shot to pieces.
With Przasynzyz in the headline
Przemysl is forgiven.
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We can't understand how the Germans can like such a watery tuber as the potato.
Scientists have discovered that Washington's last illness was diagnosed wrong. But there'll not be a relative to say, "I told you."
A scientist claims that music will make the hair grow. Well there are a lot of bald-headed rows giving it a chance.
"On the track of Ulysses, Well now—"
"Aw cut the stone age stuff."
Still spectacular confessions are good for publicity purposes.
Pandora's Box
WE LIKE CORDIAL PROFESSORS
This is no day to knock. It is Friday, and school is out for a period of sixty hours more or less, and we have a few dates mayhap with which to while away the time—and so we are apt to observe the good in our schools by observing the beaming eye. This applies particularly to that important body called the faculty.
But your heart, nevertheless, glows more warmly at this human-being who has removed his mask of learn-ing just long enough endure the pain and you vow that you will really study his subject for the next day. And you do—but he doesn't call on you! And how, the last is on the side of what we are
Have you ever thought, in passing them casually on the campus or down town or at a concert, "Of course he don't know me outside of class, so I won't speak?" And then have you ever been fairly lifted off your feet with surprise to have him watch you verbally at you and to you? Sometimes he will even call you by your name and say some pleasant little thing about the weather or the concert or the approaching holiday. And then you will gulp out some surprising answer, and go about with your head in the clouds wondering how on earth he happened to know you—insignificant little back-row school that you never knew before your book just happens to be open at the question the professors pops at you.
If the hat-lifting, cordial-toned, sweet-smiling professors and professoreses ever think that they are sowing their kindness on unfruitful, barren soil, they are mistaken. Ignorant and indifferent thought we students be we are, all the same, human, and we surely appreciate the generous spirit they show towards our dumbness. And think of the hard work of the teacher. If they passed each one of the class every other day or so, and if each one of the students invariably studied his lesson for the following day, why, before long there would be no back row line of know-nothings.
Applied Poetry
A Fine Art Course
Some fellows I could mention would feel a trifle flat,
When thinking follows fooling, and a
analog oil is on
More than One Will Wonder
(Adapted from Punysson J, Daft, the
Mother of a Killer)
By smoking o'er the question: "By roshl. where am I at?"
crueu quix is on,
And you feel exceeding doubtful if
you feel exceeding doubtful.
Flicker, flicker, little star,
What care I for where you are.
Just so long as you are seen,
Making love upon the screen.
Speaking the Kansas Language
FRIEND O' MINE
You have sent a friendly word,
And beneath the rugged bark
All the sap of feeling stirred.
Friend o' mine, across the dark
You have sent a friendly word,
And beneath the murped bank
And beneath the rugged bark
All the sap of feeling stirred.
Like the life-blood crowding close
In the deep heart of a tree.
Friend o' mine, you bid me turn
Back across the vanished years
To the days of youth that burn
When the branches bend with snows
Is your wholesome memory.
Flame-like with a fire that soars. Dwarf with a face and true. Very glass looked like.
Friend o' mine, I know we've gone
Many years since then apart.
For the roads we travel on
Golden belts our heart to heart.
And we laughed and loved, we too,
When the hills of life were green.
Vanished days—well, let them go.
They were sweet, but sweeter still
When we drain them, friend or mine.
Seldom bring us heart to heart; Yet I know that howsose'er
Life's red-flagged cups incline,
We shall find the flavor rare
Are the days that wait, we know,
On the other side of the hill.
Life is round us with her roses
and bright blossoms, down.
And let's summer ahead, discloses
Friend o' mine, I lift you lightly
Stave by stave another song;
See the sword that flashes white'
Anti sun's summer bleach dyes
Blossoms spring had never shown
All the darker stets's among.
Cloud and wind and sunny.
All the darker steel's among,
Cloud and wind and sunny weather.
The windword's in mind.
The wordword's in mind.
Flames From the Bush
We shall foot it yet together,
Come to meet me, friend o' mine!
Willard Wattles.
Springfield Republican.
The picture show was quite crowded—considering the Mott meetings and the picture at the Bowersock. The picture was one of those horrid problem things. I didn't have to worry about figuring out the plot, though, because the girl right behind me had seen it before and proclaimed to everybody in our vicinity that she would never be before it happened. When I wasn't listening to her spiel, I was being entertained by the couple next me. They were having the most awful fight, because she had had a lot of dates with other men while he was home having mumps. He said "Well
Dear Aunt Sophie:
Well, the Mott meetings are over. I refuse to tell you just exactly how they affected me, because if I said something and I didn't paint, and if I said another, you might be worried about me, so mom's the word. However, I may say that my life the past week has been just one meeting after another. The snow on the sidewalk that led to Fraser and the Gym was a31 that kept it from being worn straight through by the footsteps of your darling niece.
Weil, we walked to the post-office, and then back to the Varsity. We had a chance to see all the dates, as they passed us on the way to the varsity. The girls had on their new spring hats and looked lovely. It made you forget the snow was a couple of feet deep and that the icicles were dripping around all over you as you walked along the sidewalk. All the hats with interest. Suddenly he said solemnly, "A lot of milliners died this spring." "Good gracious!" I exclaimed, "what was the matter?" "After they made those hats they laughed themselves to me," he snickered. But I don't believe it.
My first dissipation in a week was a picture show a couple of nights ago. Don't get excited, Auntie—the mid-week date rule was off, so that the men might have one last chance to pay their respects to the poor dead Student Union by proclaiming "The men are all just more than eager to help the Union this way. They even say that they wish now that they had never paid their dues while the thing was alive, so that they could help it more now that it is dead. Why, I even know of one man who paid his twenty cents in at the window of the Vardy, and he couldn't get his money's worth. He was on his way to the Aurora with his date, Wasn't that charitable in him?
you take advantage of me every chance you get, and it makes me bot."
She said, "Now you know just where I stand, and if you don't like what I do—" etc., etc. It was awfully interesting. Pretty soon they left, and since with the help of the girl behind me I had found out how the picture is going to turn out, we left and be in front of the Hill succeeded in getting home at 10:33 o'clock, just in time to get a all down for not making it 10:30.
Mother is coming to visit me to tomorrow, so I must close now, and retell the story.
Yours, much more good-natured than usual.
Charles Lyon, freshman College,
has been at his home in Topeka
during the past week, suffering from an
attack of the mumps.
Betty
Sphinx freshman society will entain Saturday evening at Ecke's Hall
"More Shacks for Lawrence," Plymouth Church, Sunday, 1:45 o'clock. —Adv.
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