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BOWERSOCK THEATRE
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Bell Phone 10
Daniel Frohman Presents the Absorbing Comedy The Love Route In Four Parts By Edward Peples, Author of "A Pair of Sixes" Concert Orchestra ADMISSION ANY SEAT 10 CENTS
Last College Dance Friday, March 12
MUSICIANS—ERIC OWEN, SWEDE WILSON
F. A. U. Hall
Admission 75c
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listed as officers. They displayed as much zeal in fighting as in their music, and during first battle on the Marine, Carasius was killed while the troops were resisting a fire set off. Can he be replaced," he said.
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Another incident which shows beyond doubt that the war is taking some of the best musicians in Europe is one told by the Zoelners in which the head professor in the conservatory of music at Paris, lost three fingers and he will be unable to play the flute, upon which he played perfectly and was looked upon as a criterion.
Famous composers also have been pressed into military service, they say and there is much doubt as whether they will ever return to their work. Nearly all theaters have been closed in Paris and occasionally when a concert is held the proceeds are given to the Red Cross.
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A student, not getting the point of Prof. Mark Skidmore's explanation in a Spanish class offered this gem as an excuse：“Your explanation, Mr. Skidmore, just like water on a duck's back; it goes in one ear and out the other.”
Tales Out o' School
Eleven Commandments
Glen Thorpe, who was formerly
college student, but who is now
attending Kansas University once
wrote the "Eleven Commandments,
in a Bible examination—College Life.
Eleven Commandments
The department of botany has more students this semester than ever before; 175 are taking work in the department and 105 of this number are enrolled in the Living Plant, the beginning course.
Gave Name Wrong
"Willie Henry Kinsley" is a name on the records in the Registrar's office which has caused some confusion this winter. The student could be anywhere, and finally another student from the same town was appealed to for information. It then developed that Willie, in the agitation of enrollment, had given the name of own instead of his own last name.
Conclusions
It was recess. Two small boys were having a somewhat rough struggle, and when one received an unexpected hard blow he exclaimed: "If you don't look out, you will end up in a plush that begins with B and ends with C."
A passing teacher hearing the re-
flection of the boy severely for
what he had said.
"Well," replied the boy after a pause, "I'm sure I don't know what you're talking about. I only meant HOSPITAL."—New York Tribune.
Bad Weather
Fred Norris is probably the worst speller in school. One morning Miss Flora Hoge was criticising some Engle-朝着 Fred, "How do you spell weather?"
"W-a-e-i-o-w-e-t-h-e-r," weather,"
fried
"That will do," Miss Hege replied. "That is the worst spell of weather we have had this week." Colleague Life.
In the Back Office
Unobserved and unannounced the president of a ladies' church society entered the composing room of the Daily Kansan just in time to hear these words issue from the mouth of the boss printer:
"Buck, go to the devil and tell him to finish that 'murder' he began this morning. Then kill 'William J. Bryan's Youngest Grandchild' and dump 'The Sweet Angel of Mercy' into the hellbox. Then make up that "Naughty Parisian Actress" and lock up "The Lady In Her Boudour."
Horrified the good woman fled from that place of sin and now her children wonder why they are not allowed to play with the printer's youngsters.
FOOTBALL A GENTLE GAME?
Athletes Say it Requires 33 per cent of Basketball's Strength
From the New York Post.
What is the most strenuous sport?
percentage basis, using 100 as the maximum.
Basketball, according to their opinion, required an exertion of 90 percent. Football, strangely enough, was put at the bottom of the list of sports with a net height of 35. In **Knicks**, they boxed, graded 60, soccer 55, hockey 55, and tennis 45.
The dopesters figured that in foo ball the athletics find time to rest between plays, while in basketball the breathing spelt except between halves.
A teachers' agency of a new type is what Dr. Henry Turner Bailey of School Arts fame calls the department of Education of the Western Reference & Bond Association, 604 Scarrit Building, Kansas City, Mo. Stores with locations and places placed last year. Free registration. Write, or call on Prof. Billman, Hotel Eldridge, Thursday from 1 to 4 p. m.-Adv.
A new shipment of Allegretti's chocolates has just arrived. Carroll's. —Adv.
For St. Patrick's we can furnish the brick or bouquet roll with shamrock center. Wiedemann's—Adv.
Sanitary Cafe now in new quarters,
2 doors north of the old stand. We
are better able to serve you now.—
Adv.
Apricot ice, made from the fruit. Wiedenman's—Adv.
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3409 Wyandotte "The House With an Ideal"
A residence hotel in the south side, jujuf off Armour Boulevard with a large terrace overlooking the city. A popular priced housedoes its class in the city. Rates by the month.
OSCAR O. RESER, Kansas City, Mo.
Bell Phone. South 2558 Home Phone. South 3153
AGGIES EAT CHEAPER THAN K. U. STUDENTS
Average Rate at Manhattan is $3.50 and Meals Are Square, Too
In reply to a question about the price of board and room at Manhattan, W. W. McLean, general secretary of the Agricultural College, M. C. A. Young, professor of M. C. A. Young from $2.75 to $3.50 a week. Part of his letter follows:
"This past college year has seen no very great advance in the price of board although some of the $3.75 houses of last year are now charging $4.00. These boarding houses are mixed, boys and girls, and are the highest priced boarding houses. They take care of those wishing a little more style and the compani- ship of girls.
"There are some $3.75 places and a large number of $3.50 places some of these open to girls and boys. Then we have a lot of places like the Y, M, C, A, clubs or boy's rooms here. We attended to sait themselves. At the Y, M it is a club of about forty boys who charge an initiation fee of $5.00 and then give board at cost. Out of the five dollars the dishes and other equipment are bought. The cost of food, hire of cook and rent of the room. For all of this term the board has been $2.75 a week and I understand that they have some money on hand. Last fall the club run at $5.00 per person was the equipment and quit $60 to the good. An average daily bill of fax is as follows:
Dinner
Breakfast
"Mashed potatoes, fried or boiled meat, two kinds of vegetables, coffee, pie or pudding.
"Choice of two kinds of cereals.
fried potatoes, biscuits, bread and butter, syrup, cheese, milk or egg soup, chicken eggs or bacon and once or twice a week egg and toast.
Supper
*Potatoes, two kinds of vegetables,
meat, potatoes, water, sauce, cookies,
mine once a week*
"The majority of the men are living at from $2.75 to $3.50 a week with a few paying as high as $4.00. I imagine the fraternity board is about this latter figure but they do a lot of entertaining.
"Rooms average $10 to $12 per month and are often not rent for more than $12."
Miss Sinclair has secured the services of John Moon and is prepared to teach the latest steps of the modern dances. For particulars concerning class and private work Phone Bell 1390—Adv. ew
Take her a box of the kind she'll appreciate. Allegretti's chocolates.— Carroll's." Adv.
Stationery
His Majesty
Box paper.
25 per pound
His Majesty Envelopes to match 3 packages 25c
Hoadley's 15-17 W. Warren
Barker all linen collars only at
PECKHAM'S
BOARD
We can save you money on each week's board with our combination meal tickets.
Try our meals; you'll like them. Give us a trial.
Reynolds Bron.—Let us serve you at our fountain.—Adv.
We've just received a fresh shipment of Huyler's chocolates. Carroll's.-Adv.
Particular Cleanning and Pressing FOR PARTICULAR PEOPLE 12 W. Ninth Lawrence Pantatorium Phones 506
Phi Beta Kappa and Sigma Xi Keys
$4.50 to $15.00
I can give you a better key and save you some money. Come in.
Gustafson
The College Jeweler Trade at Home
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