UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Friday BOWERSOCK THEATRE Saturday (Paramount Pictures) GABY DESLYS (Supported by Harry Pilcer) In an Original Story of the Theatre "HER TRIUMPH" A novel comedy drama of the stage showing the famous international star at her best in one of the most unique settings ever filmed Tomorrow Today Coming Monday—"The Warrens of Virginia" FOR TAXI CALL 100 The Peerless Garage We Never Miss a Train If you have moved, or if your address or telephone number in the student Directory is incorrect, call K. U. 25 and the Kansas will print a correction. Or drop the following in a University mail box: Have You Moved? Present entry: Name... Address ... Phone ... Correct: Name... Address Phone ... Directory Changes Subscribe for the Daily Kansan The address of C. E. Young should be 1341 Ohio; Bell 2628 W. Home, 959. 2023W. Home 959. The address of J. Lisle Williams should be 1341 Ohio; Bell 9262W. Home 959. 2625W. Home 959. The address of Odis H. Brown should be 1341 Ohio; Bell 2625W. Home 959. The address of Elbert Butterfield should be 1517 New Hampshire street; phone Bell 1874W. 1674W The address of Bessie Wilhite should be 1224 Ohio; phone 2097W. The address of Edmund C. Burke should be 1214 Kentucky; phone Bell 2647W. tucky; phone Bell 8247; The address of James W. Orton should be 1214 Kentucky; phone Bell 36247W. tuky, phone The address of Louise Champlin should be 1142 Indiana; phone 1754W. phone 170638 The address of Odie H. Burnes should be 1341 Ohio; phone 2825W. The address of James E. Williams should be 1341 Ohio; phone 2626W. phone 2000W The address of Clark E. Young should be 1341 Ohio; phone 2062W The address of H. A. Lorenz should be 19 West Fourteenth; phone 659 Bell. Cold, sparkling soda, in clean glasses at Barber's Drug Store—Adv. Maud Coverdale, freshman College from Coffeville, believes that she should have a place in K. U.'s hall of fame. Miss Coverdale bases her claim on the fact that she knows Walter Johnson, the former of Washington Senators, and his brother. Johnson's home is in Coffeville. Tales Out c' School Mary McClure (with great display of new'y acquired knowledge): "D) you know, girls, that if a man gets a divorce from his wife here in Kansas, and then goes to Massachusetts, and he can be arrested for burglary?" Calls Raymond Robins The height of intelligent criticism has been reached. One girl declared yesterday that she did "like Ray Bannister." He said, "He don't" instead of "he doesn't." Ernest Arnold, junior Engineer, who lives at 1247 Kentucky, was so excited Sunday afternoon by the passing of the Lawrence fire auto that he rushed into the street losing his house slippers on the way. When the "smoke" had cleared he found the new interior all laughing at him and decided duly dwelled upon him that there were holes as big as a dollar in his socks. "Darum 'em," he explained, as he disappeared into the house with a slipper in each hand. Winifred Hartley, of Topeka, will be the week-end guest of Vera Blackburn and Dora Lockett at the Los Amigos club. And It's Mott Week Ross Busebark and Charley Sturtevant will spend the week-end in Kansas City. (Ed. note. These men are public that they have given some public asks.) Ala Lux, senior College, on Dorothy McCowan, junior College, entertained at a welch rarebit party, at their rooms last night. Pug Is Promoted Pag. Ferguson writes from Dallas Texas, that he has been promoted to the position of city editor on the Dallas Dispatch. Pug has worked on the Dispatch for nearly two years. Another old K. U. man and form author of the Kansan. Writers, is the original writer on the Dispatch and has the reputation in Texas as the man who put Dallas county drive by 500 votes . It’s a Daily Letter Your name may never appear in the Kansan, but the folks are interested in University affairs because you are here. They will appreciate your letter telling about going to the Scrim if they have read about it in the Kansan. $1.25 now until June 5 Why don’t you send them the Daily Kansan for the rest of the year? They will not kick so much because you neglect your letters and you won’t have to explain everything you have written when you go home. The University Daily Kansan To those who know Ferguson this closing paragraph is typical, "please remembr me change your life." 417 Y. A—May heaven bless you all!"*W. W. Ferguson*. Two horses which belong to the University have made themselves very unpopular with Zetha Hammer. Miss Hammer comes to her 1:30 class via the car tracks back of Blake Hall. The other day she was running up the rails and making excellent time when a vagrant puff of wind came alone and disturbed her book in the air. she waved her note back in the air to request noise, the horses who settled to the rail back of the Medical Building, caught sight of her contortion and started such a noise that Miss Hammer says it looked as though they were giving her the equine laugh. Jo Berwick, the red-coated cheerleader of the University, used to room at the Babb house at 1334 Ohio, and the othe rday he determined to pay a visit to his former residence. Jo wandered down to the old house, entered and made his way to his former room, planning what to feel the men who were around him year. Much to his surprise his entrance was greeted by suppressed shriks and giggles—women are rooming at the Babb house this year. Aw, Jo Was Sure It Was There Was Sure It Was There Bess Ulrich, sophomore. College who is one of the members in the Kansan office, came up to the desk this week and in a very worried tone of voice, askd one of the editors, "Please, would it bother you too much to ask you to help me find the Q on my typewriter? I am sure it is there, but it has escaped me, and I can't find it anywhere." Vera Blackburn is of the opinion that students in the University are butchers of the English language. Miss Blackburn was in Rowland's book store, the other being a teacher. Some four or five students were in front of her and she vows that each one said, "have you got—?" This is a Real Drug Store P. L. Dyer, who withdrew from the School of Engineering at the end of last semester, is working in the Owl Drug Store at Winfield. Dyer will be in school next year and says that he believes nothing could be worse than the life of a druggist so he is coming back to the University to finish his course in electrical engineering. Safety First Safety FIRST Martha Taylor, college, sorority College, she stopped down to pet a puppy in Fraser Hall. The puppy was very loving. He snuggled against her contentedly, wiggling all over with gratitude for the attention paid him Pretty soon he stuck out his soft pink tongue and gently licked the hand that was stroking him . UNIVERSITY WOMEN ARE BUSY WITH Y. W. WORK Support Missionary, Play Big Sister, Run Employment Bureau The Young Women's Christian Association, with its active membership of 330 women, is an important factor in the religious life of many students filled more than in any other phase of University Life. The weekly Tuesday afternoon meetings, open to all, while primarily religious are always preceded by a period of time with the university, special attention being paid to getting acquainted with new and strange girls. Supports Missionary in China Besides the meetings purely religious work is done in the Haskell Bible classes, held every week, and taught by University women members of the Y. W. Bible study committee. Clubs have been formed to teach women how to organize classes and carry on work during the summer in country districts of North America such organiza- tion as the association at K. U. is now by voluntary subscription helping support a field secretary in China. Big Sisters to Strangers Miss Ann Gittins, general secretary of the Y. W., is at the head of a women's employment bureau, which obtains work for many who are putting themselves through college. To the Y. W. belongs credit for starting the Big Sister movement last fall at KU by which each freshman on campus the University has helped under the care of some upperclass woman who volunteers to try to be a real big sister to this little sister throughout the year. This year the Y. M. and Y. W. have joined forces in giving each month a big joint party usually in the Gymnasium to which everybody is invited. Special stunts are planned, good refreshments provided and the parties have thus far proved to be a great success. Just now the Y. W. is planning its energies and planning of the management of which is entirely in its hands and the proceeds of which go to the association treasury. BOYS OUTRANK GIRLS Experiments Show That Male is 5 Per Cent More Efficient Experts in psychology are watching with interest an experiment to determine the mental status of boys and girls of the same age at the Friends' select school, 140 North Sixteenth street. Philadelphia. A test of general knowledge and observation, given without preparation, has just been completed, and shows that of 150 pupils of five this schools and four others there 5 per cent higher than the girls. The result is a duplicate of a similar test last year and shows the same ratio of failure of girls through the grades to the highest average, 81; the fact the highest average, 81, was scored by Margaret Stanyon, 2 per cent higher than the highest boy's average. Education to Blame It looks bad for the female of the species, yet leading psychologists lay the blame not on the sex, but the scheme of education, and assert a different method is needed to observe observation. Writer W principal of the school, adds that girls lack not intelligence, but interest in current events. "Some of our best girl students failed," said Dr. Draviland. "Generally at this age, the girl is the best scholar from an academic point of view, but the boys read the newspapers more often." Some Hard Questions It was a stern test, and included such brain-racking questions as: What are emergency directions for a severed artery? Name some portant fact and the foot of Fritz Kreisler, and the foot and mouth dissection. The questions on which all scholars met their Waterloo were: Why does a stick float? When do farmers in Pennsylvania wheat? What did the difference between anthracite and bituminous coal? And how much is 0 divided by 1? "No, no, puppy," said Martha, firm with withdrawal, said hands. You could out in front of him, but he cold pretty soon, and my hands would get all chapped." Pi Gamma Sigma, honorary educational sorority, announces the following pledges: Medaline Ashton, Lawrence, junior College, and Vanetta B Hostord, Lawrence, junior College. Earl Potter, A. B. '13, is visiting at the Pi Upallon house. Potter attended Columbia University during the fall semester. Subscribe for the Daily Kansan. THEATRE VARSITY Today : Shubert presents Laura Sawyer $ ^{in} $ "A Daughter of the People" Complete in Five Acts All Star Cast Tomorrow; Four Act Viltagraph Society Comedy, "THE MAN BEHIND THE DOOR." Featuring Wallee (Cauze), Van Clesay Fitzgerald and Viltagraph Broadway Comedy Company Barker all linen collars only at PECKHAM'S STUDENTS' SHOE SHOP R. O. TURGERT, Prop. 1107 Mass. St. Satisfaction Guaranteed Hear MR. IRVING HILL An old "K" man, now successful manager of a big business, lecture at the Unitarian Church, Sunday night, March 7th, at 7:30. Topic "The Evolution of Industry" No Admission Charged MOTT TALKS ON WAR BEFORE RECORD CROWD (Continued from page 1) "Ambassador Page at London said to me, 'Mott, you will not find a selfish man in Europe.' It was true. There is a new Europe. The people of Holland have taken in many immigrants from Belgium. In some of the there are more fugitives than Dutch. Eight or nine thousand refugees are sent to England each day. The Protestant university of Cambridge is sharing its interest in the history of Louvain. The United States has not begun to do its share. "The adverse effects, of course, are many. The strong European nations are being depleted. This war does not stop. Fighting goes on all the time. There have been more days of actual fighting already than in any other war of history. Officers, university men, students, the most in the land, are being downed by thousands. The good works of the world have been stopped. It would take an hour just to enumerate these movements that have suffered. This war is confusing the faith of superficial Christians everywhere. They do not distinguish between true Christianity and Eurocraticism, which are very different. The war has international unity, in religious matters. It contravenes the example, spirit, and principles of Jesus. But the favoring considerations of its effects far transcend its adverse effects." WANTS SIMPLIFIED SPELLING University of Minnesota Favora Fewer Word Formations The University of Minnesota has appointed a special committee of the senate to consider the advisability of adopting a system of simplifying through integration of the University, integrating official publications and classroom work. Resolutions have been submitted to the effect that such words as programme, medieval, centre, catalogue, et cetera, program, catalogue, et cetera, catalogue, similar steps have been taken. Similar steps have been taken in Michigan and Colorado. Safety razors blades and stoppers at Barber's Drug Store.—Adv.