UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN A clever new Derby for Spring 1915. Taper crown, hand tied bow on the three quarters. From the house of "Weber & Heilbronner" which is famed for its exclusive styles and high qualities $3 Spring Rain Coats Ready. Final cut Prices. in suit, O'coat Spring Models Our new Spring Models in suits, coats, skirts, waists street dresses, party dresses are now on exhibition sale in our suit department. You can be sure of right style,right quality,right price,right delivery. Tales Out o' School Dad Gregory, former "matron" on the Student Union now defunct, was a visitor at the Kanana office yesterday. Dad is peddling life insurance on his wife, and he says that his new job is fine but that he does miss the boys. Prof. George Putnam was exercising his freshman class in economics I. His special topic was the law of diminishing returns. During his discussion he had occasion to ask some questions to bring out his points. Here's a tip for the Sour Owl's detective. A deck of blue back-playing cards has been lying on the campus, just between Fraser Hall and the Medic Building for several days. How did they get there? Professor Putnam: "Now if you had two teachers, I would have to Student: 'Pay my room rent.' A Lawrence merchant who happened to be in the Kansas office the other day had occasion to call his place of business on the telephone. "Line busy" replied the operator to each of his several attempts to get connected. "Yes, I got it." I've got the busiest phone in town, but the orders don't seem to show up. The first meeting of some of the newspaper classes was held in the basement of Fraser Hall. A young woman came into one of Prof. H. F. Harrington's classes and stayed there for a period at the end of hour she approached his desk and said: "Pardon me, would you mind tell me what this class is?" When she learned that it was a class in physics, she left the office. I was in a domestic science class, but I did think you got the subject at times." Registrar George O. Foster was busily peeking away at his typewriter the other morning when a cub report boy entered the door and asked: "Busy, Mr. Foster?" "Ever see me when I wasn't?" was the reply, without looking up, and the hamming on the machine continued uninterrupted. Owing to increased enrollment in the elementary zoology classes it has been necessary to install three more large tables in the laboratories. Beware of Obscurity Miss Margaret Lynn in history of English literature: "Samuel Butler was a rather prominent man for some time but he soon went into obscurity—that is, he got married." Beware of Obscurity Prof. R. M. Ogden in psychology; "Now we cannot always tell by that lump that comes in our throats whether it is a sorrowful lump or a happy lump." Just then the pitiful heart rendering complaining of a doomed cat in bondage on the floor above was heard. Robert A. Dakens a member of the Sigma Nu fraternity and a special student in the School of Fine Arts, has withdrawn from his work in the University and will not attend school the second semester. "However we sometimes have other images of this subject, such as images," continued Professor Ogden. Greeks Will Debate The Pentagon Institute Council has appointed committee members. ENTRIES READY FOR K. C. A. C. MEET List of K. U. Men Who Will Run in Kansas City February 27 Jayhawk track men who are to take part in the K.C.A. C meet in Kan- kon, to be selected by the team have been selected by Coach W. O. Hamilton. The squad will probably go to Kansas City on the afternoon of the 10th to watch the big crowd of K. U. rooters. February 27 Following are the entries: dashes, Crum, Hilton, Hamilton; hurdles, Reber, Sproul; quarter mile, Rodkey, Elswick, Creighton, Davis, Ainsa, Fiskie, Edwards, Fiskie, Fiskie, Edwards, Herriett, Stater; two mile, Poos, Howland, Baker, Grady; high jump, McKay; shot put, Reber. Keeling: pault vault, Campbell. In addition, these freshmen will be entered: dashes, Hilton, Niles, Kress, Gary; hurdles, Barclay, Winn, Woods; pumps, Pleasant, Winn, Winn; pault vault, Winn. Directory Changes The address of Leland E. Fiske should be 1328 Ohio; phone 1641J. Bell. The address of Ralph V. Fritts should be 1328 Ohio; phone 1641J. Bell. The address of Ernest R. Mowder should be 1501 Rnode Island; phone 1962W. Bell. ments for the annual inter-fraternity debate, which will be held this spring. A new cup will be offered, since the annual tournament is a permanent ossession of Beta Theta Pt. Sigma Nu announces the pledging of Burdette Fitch, of Delphos. The new course in ornithology given by Prof. Hermon Douthitt has an enrollment of twenty-four. This is the largest institution with end has been given at the University. Vanderlip Succeeds Teed Clyde Vanderbilt, a member of Sigma Alpha Epsilon, is the new president of the Pan-Hebian College,ILL campaign by the departure of Albert Teed. Edward Dahlene, who graduated from the College, last year, was a visitor on the Hill for 40 years. He is applauded in the Redpath-Hurst Chaugnauta Circuit of Kansas. Dr. John Sundwall of the School of Medicine has been appointed as a Lawrence today. 152 at Plymouth C. E. last week. Be one of 250 Sunday, 6:45—Adv. Plymouth. C. E. Sunday. 6:45. "Wy, E. C. Empanadar." 2:10. "Wy, E. Adwards.-Advards." Grad Visits Hill Senior play, "A Professor's Love Story," seats on sale now.—Adv. Make Dates, Junior Prom; April 9. Adv. A $50 ROYALTY PLAY Send the Daily Kansan home. Souvenir Programs PRICES: 75c first floor and first three rows in the balcony. 50c first balcony, except first three rows. 25c all second balcony. Organize your line parties NOW. Tickets Now on Sale for A Professor's Love Story Next Tuesday, February 23 Full Orchestra Today and Tomorrow AURORA THE COLLEGE THEATRE In Five Parts MAX FIGMAN THE TRUTH WAGON and LOLITA ROBERTSON in the brilliant comedy drama REPRODUCED FROM THE PLAY BY HAYDEN TALBOT 5c — Always a Good Show at the Grand — 5c Lawrence Church Directory First Baptist, 801 Ky. O. C. Brown, Pastor, 808 Tenn. F. W. Ainsley, U. Pastor, 111 Vt. Warren St. Baptist, 847 Ohio. W. N. Jackson, Pastor, 901 Mo. African Methodist, 900 N. Y. J. S. Payne, Pastor, 907 N. J. Presbyterian, 901 Vt. W. A. Woolley, Pastor, 843 Ls. Stanton Olinger, U. Pastor, 1221 Oread Have you made your date yet? United Presbyterian, 1001 Ky. W. S. Price, Pastor, 1201 R. I. German Methodist, 1100 N. Y. E. T. Ashing, Pastor, 1145 N. J. United Brethren, 1646 Vt. F. M. Testerman, Pastor, 530 Ohio. Brethren, 1400 N. H. B. Forney, Pastor, 1312 Conn. $5 up Christian Scientist First Church of Christ Scientist Church Building, 1240 Mass. Sunday Service, 11 a. m. Sunday school 10 a. m. St. John's Catholic, 1230 Ky. Father G. J. Eckart, 1231 Vt. Christian. 1000 Ky. Christian, 1000 Ky. E. T. Arthur, 1030 Vt. E. T. Broadway, 1030 Ordren Episcopal, 1001 Vt. E.A.Edwards,Rector,1013 Vt. Friends, 1047 Ky. W. P. Haworth, Pastor, 1027 Pa. Congregational, 925 Vt. N. S. Elderkin, Pastor, 1100 Ohio Lad es' Coats also Evangelical Association, 1000 Conn C.B. Willming, Pastor, 1021 R.I. Raincoats Sir! Lutheran, 1042 N. H. E. E. Stauffer, Pastor, 1046 N. H. for early Spring and Summer wear. We are showing them from Methodist Episcopal, 946 Vt. H. E. Wolfe, Pastor, 937 N. H. G. B. Thompson, U. Pastor, 408 W. 14th. Made date for senior play yet? Better hurry, it's next Tuesday—Adv. Make Dates, Junior Prom; April 9.—Adv. "Why I am an Episcopalian." Rev. E. A. Edwards. Plymouth C. E., Sunday 8:45.—Adv. Senior play, "A Professor's Love Story," on sale on now—Adv. Mr. Alfred Houghton Clark of Kansas City will give an Illustrated Lecture on Evolution in Art Unitarian Church Sunday, Feb. 21 7:30 p. m. OUR WINDOWS TODAY speak more eloquently of the largeness and beauty of our stock of Spring 1915 footwear than a page of type talk could. Two Beautiful Window Displays THE NORTH WINDOW shows many of the newest and novel models in women's high boots, street and party slippers and pumps. THE NEWNESS OF DESIGN —Daintiness of construction and style—coupled with popular prices, make up the largest and most attractive collection of beautiful Spring footwear we have ever seen. IN SOUTH WINDOW-Our display of men's shoes and oxfords surely will interest the man or boy who takes any pride in what kind or style of shoe he wears. As Dark Tans will be much in evidence in men's shoes this season, we have not overlooked this fact. BASKET BALL. MISSOURI vs. KANSAS TONIGHT AND TOMORROW NIGHT Two real games. Decides championship. Coupons 14 and 15 admit upstairs. Tickets 75c, reserved seats. Student Ticket reserved 25c. Get tickets early at Carroll's or Manager's office. Extra seats will be arranged for these games. ---