UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Official student paper of the University of Kansas EDITORIAL John M. Henry...Editor-in-Chief Raymond McKenny...Managing Editor Holen Hayes...Associate Editor William Cady...Exchange Editor EDITORIAL STAFF BUSINESS STAFF J. W. Dyche ... Business Manager Chase B. Mackenzie ... Advertising Manager Bussupbarke ... Corr Manager REPORTORIAL STAFF Leon Harsh Gilbert Clayton James Cox Charles Sweet Slim Armer Jr. Frank Honderson Chester Patterson Chesler Patterson Subscription price $2.50 per year in advance; one term, $1.50. Ames Rogers John M. Kelserman Don Davis Dennis Carpio/Nutmeg Nutlind Harry Morgan Fred Bowers Entered as second-class mail matter September 17, 1910, at the post office at Lawrence, Kansas, under the act of March 3, 1879. Published in the afternoon five times a week, by students of the University of Kansas, from the press of the Department of Journalism. Address all communications to UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Lawrence, Kansas. Phone, Bell, K. U. 25 The Daily Kansan aims to picture the undergraduate life of students more than merely printing the news by standing behind a board; to play no favorites; to be clean; to be cheerful; to be generous; to leave more serious problems to wiser heads, in all, to challenge the faculty and the students of the University. Fair Play and Accuracy Student Member Don Joseph... Student Member John M. Henry... Student Member Impression in any of the column of the tory at the Daily Kansan office. He will instruct you as to further pro- grams. FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 19, 1915 SOMETHING NEW Who made that futile remark about there being nothing new under the sun? It might have been true in prehistoric times—before the founding of our University, that is—but if we don't prove it a fallacy at least once a year, we think we are poor. This year we have made a record by doing it twice in one semester; once with the girls' prom last Saturday, and again with the conception of an all-University party given by the students for the faculty. Pretty slow, what? Can you imagine standing in the receiving line and shaking hands superciliously with the Chancellor, the deans, and your most awe-inspiring professors, handing them down the line as unconcerned as if they were just folks? Can you picture yourself flying around introducing the bashful members and seeing that they get acquainted and have a nice time? We can't, but we bet it will be sport. Then think of seeing the Engineers perform. Every year they demonstrate their native genius in the way of parades and stunts, and as it is well known that these bold bad men fear nobody and will do anything—once, their part of the program ought to be thrilling, to say the least. Passing to more material considerations, we will merely call attention to the fact that the domestically scientific girls will get up the eats. Verbum sap, of course, but we cannot refrain from adding that anyone who has had the good fortune to sample the home-economical product is never again heard to mention mother's cooking. If you are one of the people who think a party isn't a party without dancing, the University orchestra will be at your service when the set program is finished. The affair is to be informal, so don't worry if your dress suit doesn't get home from the cleaner's. Don't worry about anything, but come out and show your profs a good time. ACCORDING TO WORK DONE There seems to be some hesitancy on the part of the faculty as how to classify the students just granted degrees. We may be wrong, but it looks to us as if a student that had to go only to summer school to get the necessary credits should be classified in the year 1914. But the student that lacked a whole half-year's work should be put in the class of 1915. WOULD DEFEAT K.U.:S PURPOSE WOULD DEFEAT KU'S PURPOSE The purpose of any school is to educate students and anything that drives students from the school defeats that purpose. The proposal to raise the tuition for non-resident students at the University would affect 275 men and women at Kansas. A part of these could pay the exorbitant price and stay. Others could not or would not pay and would be forced to other states. And the University would be 275/2783 less as a school. ENJOYING AND HELPING Go to the Gym tonight and tomorrow night and help Kansas by rooting. Then go to F.A.U.Hall Monday night and help her further by dancing. The Engineers are contributing their share to Kansas spirit with their Davs. A true Kansan and a rotten rooten are not synonymous. Chasing the Glooms William Allen White thinks the Kansas legislature is very jitney. It's a l. b. w, through February, but our ventricular organ's in that immediate vicinity while this weather lasts. Yumarists Do funny men come from Yuma, Ariz.? What has become of the old fashioned lady who did not like to get her name in the newspaper? Kipling says, "We are a tongue tied bonded." Evidently Rud never heard a bunch of girls going down when the ice was on the walk. Some students are natural prevaricators and the friends of others ask them what they made in the finals. "Six cent loaves are enough to make the consumers crusty."-Columbia State. "Or drive some to get on a bun."-Wilmington Dispatch. "However, it won't worry Harry Thaw nor the other dough nuts."-New Bern Sun. Not with Harry's roll. A reckless chauffeur does not make a wreckless auto. Billy Sunday does not like newspaper criticism. We are all for you, Billy. You can't tell by the nattiness of a student's palmaccaen how holey his socks are. The Lunatic's Delusion While a Denver physician was inspecting the insane hospital at Pueblo an inmate approached him and asked: "I beg your pardon, sir, but have you a piece of me. "No," replied the doctor in surprise, "but I can get you a piece if you want it badly." "Oh, I wish you would. I'm a poached egg and I want to sit down." —Tradesman. A tarantula climbed on a centipede's back And chortles with ghoulish fea- "I'll puncture this poisonous son-of-awe rush into print. We step into a practice. We fly into passion. We fly into fight. We dive into a book. We wade into an adversary. We sink into a slumber. We leap into notoriety. We break into society. We are able to acquaintance. We glide into intimacy. We fall into love. We precipitate ourselves into w If I don't he'll puncture me!" —Saturday Evening Post. The Way We Do Things The Way We Do Things We walk into our meals. Now is the time for all good students to make their dates for the Union. We precipitate ourselves into wed lock,—Life. The "Professor's Love Story" is the title of the senior play. Let's go and see how a prof would act in love. Bi Doesn't Care for French Pi Doesn't care to teach Pi, intellectual enrolled in a French course, but did not see craft care much for this. He withdrew before the end of the hour. Philosophy, history, and political science are more in his line. Why He Hadn't If our recess is of four days duration, how long will we have for noon? "Why is it," asked the poet's wife's neighbor, "that your husband never dedicates every poet who has a wife dedicates at least one book to her." "Dear me! I'm glad you called my attention to it. I must burrow books some time and if what you say is true, shall never forgive him"—Tit-Bits. Enrollment at the University of Montana has increased 300 per cent in the last three years. That is some more than Kansas can say, but—just watch us when the mill tax goes into effect. Judging from the amount of trouble some other universities are having over the Unions, it might be well for them to go to the wall, also. Scissors and Paste The editors of the Harvard "Crimson" daily— and "Lampoon"—weekly— are not on the best of terms. Seems they don't think any too much of each other's policies. The Crimson is getting out a humorous edition now and then and Lampy doesn't know how to come back. Now is the time for all good students to come to the aid of their Alma Mater. "Law Students Will Relax After Week Examinations," reads headline in northern college paper. Is it a slam at the Laws and a misspelled word or were they out of rubber type? McGill University at Montreal may start out the fall term with a department of journalism. It will be the first in Canada. John R. Mott, who appears here during the first week in March to carry on the Y. M. C. A, campaign, said he expected the war to end within the next twelve months. The statement was made in one of his lectures while at McGill University last month. House-breaking at the University of Texas seems popular. The other day a young man drove up in front of two girls rooming home with her dog, and more quietly went into the house, helped himself, and most quietly departed. Some Indiana alumni recently changed Illinois, Wisconsin, Minnesota and Chicago of being organized into a football trust to down the weaker teams in the conference. We "trust" the Jayhawker team this fall is about a half as good as Illinois' was in 1914. "Mathewson to Organize Government" reads McGill Daily headline Wonder if he will appoint Rube Marquard President? A class in journalism has been organized at the University of Nebraska. The course is listed as Rhetoric 13 and meets at night. That is the way the department of journalism at the University of Kansas got its start. From all indications, Indianas's winning winning record has started. "Indianas Daily Student." Yes, since the game with Northwestern Saturday night was the first one he played, he must have put. it is evident that their "streak" has just started. For Better or Worse For better or worse, "Why did you send your sweet- heart to the wilds of Africa to hunt diamonds?" "Two reasons; he might come back with a fortune or he might not come back at all."—Philadelphia Public Ledger. Looking For a Bargain Perhaps Old Lady (looking over art student copying at South Kensington from the old masters); from us, we'uncome with pretty; ain't it, Something like a picture, I calls that!" ang For a Bargain Perhaps In the southern part of Arkansas, where the natives take things easy, a man and his wife were sitting on their porch, when a funeral procession passed the house. The man was comfortably tortured but was till forced to stand against the house, and whitting a piece of wood. As the procession passed, he said: The Zoology Club will meet Tuesday evening February 23 in Snow Hall. Old Gentleman: "Yes, my dear, I would go to the valet to see you? I would go to do with the old ones?" Senator Overman tells this story and the Youth's Companion publishes Taking Life Easy Chester M. Crebs, sophomore engineer from Sterling, has withdrawn from school on account of lung trouble. His parents will accompany him to Arizona in hopes that the climate will prove beneficial. Crebbs Leaves School "Certainly is. But what I "I surely would like to see it," said the woman. "What a pity I ain't facin' that way!" "Women," Plymouth, 7:45.—Adv. "I reckon of' man Williams has got about the biggest funeral that's ever held around hyer, Caroline." "A purty good-sized one, is it Bud?" queried the wife, making no move. "Benzonia," Plymouth, Sunday, 10:30----Adv. "Women," Plymouth, 7:45.—Adv. "Certainly is!" Bud answered. Arrow Shirt Sale Arrow $1.50 shirts,now $1.00 Arrow $2.00 shirts, now $1.35 Arrow $3.00 shirts, now $1.95 Arrow $3.50 shirts, now $2.45 Robert E. House Monarch $1.00 Shirts now 65c WATKINS' NATIONAL BANK Capital $100,000 Surplus and Profits $100,000 The Student Deposit 729 Massachusetts Street "NORMAN" The NEWEST ARROW COLLAR Cluett, Peabody & Co., Inc. Makers ARROW COLLARS AND SHIRTS for sale by Johnson & Carl Students! Get all the shirts you need for Spring and Summer! Fine Candies Toilet Articles Kodaks and Supplies Stationery to suit USE OUR PHONE ANY TIME Raymond Drug Store 819 Mass. St. BOARD We can save you money on each week's board with our combination meal tickets. Try our meals; you'll like them. Give us a trial. CITY CAFE 906 MASS. ST. "Benzonia," Plymouth, Sunday 10:30--Adv. "Women," Plymouth, 7:45.--Adv. All Grades-All Prices McColloch's DrugStore Photo Frames In sizes from 2x3 to 14x17 at prices from 15c to $2.50 each, quality White Paint, Gilt, Black, Ivory and Silver. Wolf's Book Store Want Ads FOR RENT—Roomr and board for young men. Electric lights, furnace; modern house. Bell 1144. 89-8* WANTED - Work. Students wish work to help defray expenses. Not particular about kind of work Bell 942W. FOR SALE—A nearly new Remington typewriter—a bargain—address Mint, 109th St., Norr, 348-7263. Phone Bell 346, Room 202 Museum. Phone K. U. 139. FOR RENT—A young man wanted for roommate. 1244 Louisiana. Bell phone 2317W. 92-3* NOTICE—A few more girls can be accommodated with room and board at Coleman Hall, 1145 Ind. 93-3* FOR SALE—Good laundry route. Address A. F. J. Care of Kanamu. LOST- Small Conklin fountain pen. Return to Kansan office. 94-8$ WANTED—Woman to play plano. Call.at Gymnasium 104, or call K. U. 81. 94-3* LOST, Strayed or Stolen—One Snyder and Siam, Analytic Geometry of Space. Return to J. N. Van der Vries. Room 112 Ad. 93.*$^a$* Seats now on sale for senior play at Round Corner Drug Store.—Adv. FRANK KOCH "THE TAILOR" Full Line of Fall Sittings. STUDENT HEADQUARTERS Professional Cards J. F. BRIOCK, Optometrist and Spo- nitor 802 Mass. St. Bell Phone 698. HARRY REDING, M. D. Eye, ear, nose and throat. Glasses fitted. Office, F. A. A. Bidg. Phones. Bell 513. Home 512. J. R. BECHTEI. M. D. D. D. 823 R. BECHTEL. Both phones, office and house. G. W. JONES, A. M. M. D., Diseases of the stomach, surgery and gynecology. Suite 1, F. A. A. Bldg. Residence. 1201 Ohio St. Both phones. 35. DR. H, L. CHAMBERS, Office over Squire's Studio. Both phones. A. J. ANDERSON, M. D., Office 715 Vt. L. Phones 124. D. W. PARSONS, Engraver, Watch- eawery, Phone Bell 717, 717 Classified Jewelers Music Studios **ORA REYNOLDS will receive special** requests from the **IU-Michigan** college. Phone K. U. Huez 2-315-ing Plumbers PHONE KENNEDY PLUMBING CO. Mazda. Phone 865. 865. Mazda. Phone 865. Barber Shops Millinery Go where they all go J. C. HOUCK, 913 Mass. WANTED — Ladies to call at Mr. Mae. We would like you to inspect our new line of货. #81 $30 Shoe Shop FORNEY SHOE SHOP. 1017 Mass. St. Don't leave a mistake. All work will be completed on time. Insurance FIRE INHURANCE, LOANS, and bank Building. Bail 185. Home 2093. FRANK E. BANKS, Ins., and abstracts of Title. Room 2, F. A. A. Building. Ladies' Tailoring MRS. EMMA BROWN-SHULTZ—next to Anderson's Bakery—Dress-making and Ladies' Tailoring. Remodeling of every description.