UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Today AURORA The College Theatre Five Parts Daniel Frohman presents the inimitable JOHN BARRYMORE in the comedy triumph The Man From Mexico Return engagement by request Coming Friday—MACKLYN ARBUCKLE in "It's No Laughing Matter" FOR TAXI CALL 100 The Peerless Garage We Never Miss a Train Particular Cleanning and Pressing FOR PARTICULAR PEOPLE W. Ninth Lawrence Pantatorium Phones 506 FRANK KOCH FRANK KOCH "THE TAILOR" Full Line of Fall Suitings. STUDENT HEADQUARTERS C. W. STEEPED C. W. STEEPER Cleaning, Pressing and Remodeling Club For up-to-date men and women 10 years K. U.-Satisfactory results. A. H. Frost, K. J. Wilhelman, Agts. Bell 1434 924 La. Business College Largest and best equipped business college Kansas. School occupies 2 floors Law- rence, 3 floors Liberty, and 1 floor TYPE or shortcase by machine. Write for sample of Stenotype notsand a catalog SPECIAL FOR THIS WEEK ONLY $1.00 Fountain Pens for 85c $1.50 Fountain Pens for $1.25 $2.00 Fountain Pens for $1.65 These Pens are all Guaranteed by Wolf's Book Store CITY CAFE 906 Mass. Home Phone Good Home Cooking Mrs. Russel Again in Charge Box Stationery All Grades—All Prices McCulloch's DrugStore SHUBERT Mat. Wed, Fri. Sat. Popular $1.00 madness Ward and From the NEW YORK WEEK HIDEN WHIR of a WORLD COMPANY WITH HOWARD IHOS NEXT WEEK: THE WHIP A. G. ALRICH PRINTING Binding, Copper Plate Printing, Rubber Stamps, Engraving, Steel Die Embossing, Seals, Badges. 744 Mass. Street. A Good Place To Eat At Anderson's Old Stand Johnson & Tuttle, Proprietors 715 Massachusetts Street Has An Old Gun In these days of modern warfare when we read of guns that throw a shells as big as a man and tear holes in the ground big enough to bury a house, we are apt to forget days of Ovation. When the first landing an old cannon of this type. The cannon has been wrecked and now has both wheels gone and about one half of the barrel torn off. The wheels are about the same as those of an ornately made five and one half feet long and when it was in working order throw a ball about four inches in diameter. The machine could be pulled by two horses on level ground and not be a heavy load at that. his ornamental warfare was got turned into the possession of an old soldier until it was turned over to the Museum. Don't overlook the big Pennant Sale at Griggs this week — Adv. The Little Schoolmaster Says: Individual art in clothes is not to be expressed unless the material from which the material is made is the best to be obtained. ED. V. PRICE & CO. employ the most dependable grades of domestic and foreign woolens in getting the perfect results so essential in producing fashionable tailored-to-order garments. SAM'L G. CLARKE Exclusive Local Dealer Ed. V. Price & Co. 707 Mass. That's the Santa Fe way—the only line to both Expositions. Pueblo Indian, petrified forests, painted deserts for you to see en route. And the Grand Canyon of Arizona, the earth's scene. Reduced fires during Exposition period. Aik for illustrated folders about California. The Expositions "Pi Uts bulldog slumbers with boys." Which ones, Pi? Women the Women at the University of Illinois are the superiors of the men when it comes to delving into the mysteries of chemistry I and IA. Investigators lay this superiority, not to a greater ability to master the subject, but to perseverance and continued application . Don't overlook the big Pennant Sale at Griggs' this week — Adv. Clearance Sale on Pennants all this week at Griggs—Adv. Women the Better Chemists W. W. Burnett Agt., Lawrence Hoadley's have the best postals obtainable. Some dandy Lawrence postcards are worth $1,000. All K. U. Pennants one-fourth off this week at Griggs—Adv. Down There They Are Cramming Tales Out o' School George Feller Ill George Feller in George Feller, sophomore College, is confined to his room with the mumps. William Smith to Leave William R. Smith, freshman College, from Eudora will leave school it the beginning of the second semester owing to the illness of his father. Stocking the Cellars Ross Busenbark, junior College, who was in Kansas City the other day says that the cafes there are already making plans to accommodate the crowd that will attend the Kansas-Missouri indoor track meet which will be held in Kansas City during the early part of March. Scientific Agriculture Prof. George Putnam, of the department of economics, has this to offer from the Farmers' meeting in Topeka last week. One wheat raiser said, "We are so curious that we glades of grass should grow where one grew before, and that two streams of milk should flow where one flew before." No Course in War Prof. Carl Becker, of the department of history, yesterday denied the report which has been current for sometime that he would offer a course in the history of the present European war, during the summer session, and am going to have a course in history with Professor Decker, "that will cover the period from 1860 up to the present war, and we may mention the present war occasionally, but we will make no thorough study of it." Legislature Please Note This Legislature Please Note: Prof. E. Burgess 9:30 ocked the classroom that used four different classrooms so far this term. During the first week of school, it met in the Administration Building, but was crowded out. Then it went over to Green Hall and used the public speaking room. But Prof. Arthur MacMurry wanted to build a stage at one end of the building and then added to the courtroom in the basement of Green Hall. Yesterday morning the door of that room was locked, and Professor Burgess and a straggling line of sociology students wearily climbed the steps to hunt another class room. An Impressionist in Our Misd? Here is a description which comes to the desk from one of the newspaper classes: smoke, dirty pungent smoke, filled the room and crept in little wraths through the keyhole and the cracks of the door. Zella Anderson burst into her room and gasped. Smoke was rolling and swirling about the room, bestowing a brittle caress on the clean white curtains, and giving the bed spread a greasy kiss. And there in the middle of a stocked the performer—a brand new oil stove, expressly guaranteed not to smoke. (Fearing to break the spell of this graphic narrative, we withheld the statement that Miss Anderson is a sophomore College—Ed.) He was a little, white, friendly, inquisitive dog. His whole body wagged with good-will as he trotted into Prof. Arthur Mitchell's elementary logic class. He wagged up and down the room smiling affectionately at everyone. Suddenly he discovered the chalk box on the floor in one corner of the room. He walked over to it and sat there looking out of chalk, he put them on the floor and began to devour them. His digestion was saved from destruction when Professor Mitchell rescued the chalk and put it out of his reach. Pi also attends Professor Mitchell's classes occasionally. Another Dog Likes Philosophy He Did Lawrence Church Directory This is a horrible example, but we can't suppress the news: He was the proverbial Country Lad, and he lolled on the plush of the chair car like a Newly Rich. Holding his hand in utter oblivion to the sneers of the Traveling Man, sat the Girl. She was dressed in The-One-Mother-Used and her face, including her nose, shone with happiness. First Baptist, 801 Ky. O. C. Brown, Pastor, 808 Tenn. F. W. Ainsley, U. Pastor, 1111 Vt. The Brake entered, and with a glance of friendly understanding at Warren St. Baptist, 847 Ohio. W. N. Jackson, Pastor, 901 Mo. Brethren, 1400 N. H. B. Forney, Pastor, 1312 Conn. St. John's Catholic, 1230 Ky. Father G. J. Eckart, 1231 Vt. Christian, 1000 Kgy E. T. Harper, 1031 Vt1. E. T. Braden, U. Pastern, 1030 Ordent U. Pastern, U. Pastern, 1030 Ordent Congregational, 925 Vt. N. S. Elderkin, Pastor, 1100 Ohio Friends, 1047 Ky. W. P. Haworth, Pastor, 1027 Pa. Episcopal, 1001 Vt. E. A. Edwards, Rector, 1013 Vt. Evangelical Association, 1000 Conn. C. B. Willing, Pastor, 1021 R. I. Lutheran, 1042 N. H. E. E. Stauffer, Pastor, 1046 N. H. Methodist Episcopal, 946 Vt. H. E. Wolfe, Pastor, 937 N. H. G. B. Thompson, U. Pastor, 408 W. 14th. African Methodist, 900 N. Y. J. S. Payne, Pastor, 907 N. J. German Methodist, 1100 N. Y. E. T. Ashing, Pastor, 1145 N. J. Presbysterman, 901 Vt. W. A. Powell, Pastor, 843 Lau. Stanton Olinger, U. Pastor, 1221 Oread United Presbyterian, 1001 Ky. W. S. Price, Pastor, 1201 R. I. United Brethren, 1646 Vt. F. M. Testerman, Pastor, 530 Ohio. Christian Scientist First Church of Christ Scientist Church Building, 1240 Mass. Sunday Service, 11 a. m. Sunday school 10 a. m. Engineers Get New Books Engineers Get New Books The library of the School of Engl neering has received about thirty sets of books this month. One set the "Le Genic Cevil," contains four volumes. A majority of the books belong to the department of architecture. Among the most valuable in this collection are two volumes entitled, "LArt Roman on France." A volume entitled "Royal Commission on Sewage Disposal," was obtained from London. Biggest stock, and largest variety of pennants in town. Sale on this week. Don't miss it. Griggs'--Adv. the couple he called, "Eu-dor-er" Eudora!" The Lad jumped up, and gave the Braken man a crushing handshake, as he kissed the Girl and Girl and musically "the You bet I do, Boss. You just bet I do." THEATRE VARSITY Broadway Attraction Extraordinary GEO. M. COHAN'S original Broadway production OFFICER 666 Featuring HOWARD ESTERBROOK and entire Shubert Cast FIVE ACTS-TODAY ONLY Tomorrow—WILTON LACKAYE and Gail Kane in Shubert's Five Act, THE PIT BOWERSOCK THEATRE Friday, January 22 Geo. McManus' Rollicking Comedy "Bringing Up Father" Presenting the handsomest singing and dancing chorus in the world Fun at Top Speed playing in New York More,good comedy,singing and dancing than all the combined musical comedies now playing in New York The Sensation of the Year Prices: 25c, 50c, 75c, $1.00 SEATS$NOW ON SALE AT ROUND CORNER DRUG COMPANY The Oread Mandolin Club will furnish music daily commencing Friday at Lee's College Inn K. U. Grad Thinka Votes for Women Great as Emancipation of Slaves MRS. KELLEY FOR SUFFRAGE Florence Finch Kelley, A. B. '81, in an article, "Women and Social Legislation in the United States" in the *Overson Journal of American Academy* of Political Science, says: "The most important social legislation achieved in this country since the emancipation of four million slaves at the end of the 19th century, franchisement of three million women in the ten states and Alaska." Mrs. Kelley cites four pieces of social legislation now under consideration which are of vital importance to women. The Booher bill dealing with the labor of prisoners, the Palmer child labor bill, the b for safety at sea, and the resolution for an appropriation to enable the Bureau of Labor to investigate the cost of living in the District of Columbia will bill consent. The labor is of the most vital importance to women, Mrs. Kelley thinks. In fifteen states 7,500 employees are engaged in women's industries. The average net price of convict box in that state is $23.99, far lower than warming women in these states must obviously face this cuthreat competition. Indoor Circus The Indoor Circus at the Methodist Church has been postponed from Friday night to February the eighth. —Adv. All K, U. Pennants one-fourth off this week at Griggs' -- Adv. Fine Artists at Work