UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
Lest You Forget Manhattan Shirt Sale Ends Saturday Night Better Hurry
$1.50 Shirts go at... $1.15
$1.75 Shirts go at... $1.35
$2.00 Shirts go at... $1.45
$2.50 Shirts go at... $1.85
$3.00 Shirts go at... $2.25
$3.50 Shirts go at... $2.65
$5.00 Shirts go at... $3.55
- for $17 you can get a $25
"Society" suit, too.
Clearance Sale on Pennants all this week at Griggs' - Adv.
Biggest stock and largest variety of this week. Don't miss it. "Griggs"
BOWERSOCK THEATRE
Wednesday, Jan. 27
150 People and Symphony Orchestra!
Largest Musical and Dramatic Organi zation ever sent on Tour!
Prices: 50c, 75c, $1, $1.50, $2
SEAT SALE STARTS SATURDAY
The Little Schoolmaster Says
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Exclusive Local Dealer
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TO DISCUSS CHILD WELFARE
Dr. Curtis, Founder of National Important Part on Program
Dr. Henry S. Curtis, author and lecturer, founder of the National Playground Association, and a former supervisor of playgrounds at Washington, D. C., will give a course of six lectures on playgrounds and instruction at the Child Welfare Institute at the University of Kansas, March 28 to 31.
"Dr. Curtis is the ablest man in the country and the best prepared to do this kind of work," says Prof. William A. McKeever, of the department of Child Welfare at the University. "With this course of lectures he will give demonstrations of plays and games.
"The purpose of the Child Welfare Institute, which is a new thing in school circles, is to give instruction and preparation to playground directors, teachers, and to the directors of the vacation welfare of children; to discuss duties and relations of the Board of Education regarding the new child welfare movement and to present new problems for the parents in education and help to the parent-teacher associations, mothers' clubs, and other organizations of this class; to develop a plan whereby these and other local agencies may cooperate in their efforts, establish a serve in their efforts, express interests of the children and young people."
Three classes of persons will attend the Institute; play and recreation leaders, members of boards of education, members of parent-teacher associations, mothers' clubs, and similar organizations.
There will be other lectures by Dr. James Naismith, professor of physical education at the University, on physical training, and by Professor McKeenear on moral behavior. Professors discuss and reports by men and women from different parts of the state completes the program.
A Good Wife for Some One
"For pity sake, send my bedroom slippers, a pint of milk, and a clean collar up to me at once. My feet are just killing me and I am going around in my stocking, feet."
Hoadley's have the best posts obtainable. Some dandy Lawrence views at 5c per dozen.-Adv.
Tales Out o' School
All K. U. Pennants one-fourth off this week at Griggs"—Adv.
A Good Wife for Some One
Hoadley's for all kinds of pens,
for all types of mountain pens and
other supplies...Adv
Don't overlook the big Pennant Sale at Griggs' this week. -Adv.
"Silk ones. I know it, but I tell you it is 5:30 o'clock and we have sherbet to freeze biscuits to make cookies. You can wear feet hurt so I can't wear my shoes."
This telephone conversation was overheard in the basement of Fraser Hall Friday evening. It gives an idea of the strenuous life that the home economics women have been living during the past decade. They have been preparing meals to suit the poor, rich, and the middle class.
Was Prof. Thorne's Classmate
Was Prot. Thorpe's Cassatee Prof. Mierle Thorpe of the department where he was, what astonished were he to hear anyone at the University refer to him as "that guy Thorpe." He was some little surprised Christmas when after permitting his photograph to be taken in the rooms of the New York City church he heard from the dark room yell: "Who is the guy on the plate?"
"Thorpe of the University of Kansas" answered the photographer.
"Well, hold that guy until I get out of here," came from the other room. Mr. Thorpe waited several minutes.
This Is Just a Joke
Out walked a man whom Mr. Thorpe had not seen since leaving college, in fact his roommate at Le兰land Stanford.
*accuracy*, *accuracy*, *accuracy*
*informational*, *more informative*, *in-
formative key-to-paper arials*
"Five thousand, nine hundred and ninety-nine eyes were turned upon the speaker of the evening, as he arose to address the meeting."
"What do you mean by writing
"I willly thing?" questioned the
professor.
"Well, you see professor, there was a one-eyed man in the audience."
"Glug." "glug." gurgled the water.
Freshman, turn off that water! called an upperclassman who was sprawled in the easiest chair. No freshman responded. The water continued to gurgle and the sound of a trumpet came. Pausing only long enough to secure a particularly thick variety of paddle which always stood handy near the door he dashed out into the hall. Just opposite in the beautiful, newly tinted room, the pride of the fraternity was trickled through the ceiling from the bath-room above. They say the paddle is still being wielded.
A freshman, "Shorty" by common consent, is about to be numbered among the missing on the class rolls of rhetoric. And Shorty wants to be missing for he sadly realizes that "Honesty is an evil wind which blows men off their feet not exactly a gun when it comes to writing themes, and in a recent fit of despondency he allowed an upper-classman to give him some pointers. He was quite proud of that theme and waited anxiously for the instructor to give him what only thing she said was, "I would like to see you after class." What she accused him of then, makes Shorty feel sorrowful.
Shorty's Rhetorical Blunder
"Oe-ee! Look at me! Look at me!" Shriffs of children laughter filled the Aurora yesterday afternoon, and for a minute or two drew the audience's attention from the show to three small boys in the rear of the theatre.
"A-woo! Looky! See me. Aint I the funniest? Watch," and one of the children did a queer, little dance to the accompaniment of gales of mirth. The three youngsters were up in裤 before the converse cowork mirror at the entrance of the Aurora. The weird little gnomes that they saw filled the children with such glee that they nearly broke up the show.
It Was Nice of Him
A freshman woman was honored a short time ago by having her escort, at her feet, due to the smoothness of the sidewalk near the bottom of the Hill on Adams street. Of course, she is not alone with him and when he arose, rubbing his head, she met his agonized glance with one of her prize smiles and said
"Oh! I so glad that you did not drop my books."
Because it was announced that E. R. Moody, a College sophomore was to fall into a tub of water every time he was hit by a baseball at the Y. M.-Y. W. social Friday night, his fraternity brothers obtained a good supply of hard baseballs to use on Moody.
Though Moody did not perform as advertised, he did consent to appear with his head through a hole in the canvas and allow balls to be thrown at him in a fashion to that held contortions in a manner handling contortionists. Watching for an opportune moment, one of his Phi Alpha Delta brothers put lots of "stuff" on the ball, causing it to shoot flush into Moody's jaw.
"Never again," says Rex.
Grace Wilson, senior College, has been at her home in Belton, Mo., for some time suffering with a severe case of tonsillitis. She is much better and expects to return to the University within another week.
John M. Henry, managing editor of the Daily Kansan, keeps his surplus, when he has any; in the Watkins mansion, where he lives, he deserves. J. M. Henry recently deposited a check giving his name as John Henry. A few days later John M., the budding newspaper man, found to his surprise that his bank account was $300 healthier than he thought. How's that for John Henry?
Announcements
Parties having rooms to rent to merchants Feb. 1, 2, 3 and 4, telephone K U. 101, University Extension Division.
The announcement column is open to organizations wishing to announce the time of having pictures taken. Phone in announcement to K. U. 25 or address letter to the managing editor.
Student Volunteers meet Wednesday at 7 o'clock in Myers Hall.
French club meets Wednesday at 4:30 o'clock in Room 306, Fraser.
Band practice Wednesday night at 3:00 o'clock in Fraser Hall.
Spring Hats Ready
Dependable Sale of dependable wearing Apparel
Suits
Overcoats
Sweaters
Shirts
Johnson & Carl
Social and Boys' Work Committees of the Y. M. meets Wednesday at 4:30 o'clock in Myers Hall.
Mandolin club practice Wednes day at 7:30 o'clock in Fraser Hall.
Girls' Glee Club meets Wednesday at 5 o'clock in North College.
Mathematics Club meets Monday at 3:00 in Room 103 Administration Building
Mining Journal meets Wednesday at 4:30 o'clock in Room 202 Haworth.
Debating Squad, both Missouri and Triangular teams, meets at 4:30 o'clock Wednesday afternoon in the public speaking office, Green Hall.
Y. M. Cabinet meets Thursday evening at 5:30 o'clock at 1333 Ohio
Y. W. Cabinet meets Thursday evening at 7:15 o'clock at 1209 Oread.
W. S. G. A. meets Thursday at 4:30 o'clock in Fraser.
University Debating Society meets
the University of Texas at Austin 7:30 o'clock
in Room 110 in Room 68.
Men's Glee club meets Thursday evening at 7 o'clock in Fraser.
Oklahoma Club meets Saturday morning at 11:30 o'clock at Squires to have pictures taken.
College Faculty meets Thursday at 4:30 o'clock in Snow Hall lecture room.
Okahama Clu manager Friday night immediately after the game in Myers
Just Like Kansas
All the state schools in Ohio are cooperating in an effort to induce the state legislature to increase the appropriation for the maintenance of the state schools, which include Ohio University at Albany, Columbia, and Miami University at Oxford, besides the normal and other state institutions.
Clearance Sale on Pennants all this week at Griggs''-Adv.
Don't overlook the big 'Pennant Sale at Griggs' this week...Adv.
Clearance Sale on *Pennants all this week at Griggs*'s. Adv.
NEBRASKA VS KANSAS BASKETBALL
Friday and Saturday night. Make reservations early. Tickets now on sale at Carroll's and Manager W.O. Hamilton's office.