UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN THEATRE VARSITY Attractions Extraordinary TODAY ONLY FRANCIS X. BUSHMAN and BEVERLY BAYNE in "The GLARE of the LIGHTS" an extra good production, also MABEL NORMAND in The Diving Venus, or The Water Nymph Complete in Two Reels Thursday—"OFFICER 666" FOR TAXI CALL 100 The Peerless Garage We Never Miss a Train Particular Cleanning and Pressing FOR PARTICULAR PEOPLE 12 W. Ninth Lawrence Pantatorium Phones 506 FRANK KOCH "THE TAILOR" Full Line of Fall Suitings. STUDENT HEADQUARTERS C. W. STEEPER Cleaning, Pressing and Remodeling Club For up-to-date men and women 10 years K. U.-Satisfactory results. H. frostmuth College A. H. Frost, K. J. Willhelm, Aggs. A. H. Frost, 924 la. In part Fitch's letter said: "I have been revolving in my mind the possibility of producing anything appropriate for the Jayhawker. I'll try to write a few timid words within the next month if that will do." I remember rightly, it is another thing to write anything in a college annual—and of course I don't want to set any precedent contrary to ethics." If Mr. Fitch's contribution arrives before the Jayhawner goes to press, Ward Lockwood, a former K. U. student, be asked to draw illustrations for it. George Fitch—creator of Sivah College and those old favorites; Petey Simmons and Ole Skjørsen, on Saturday Evening Post fame—will contribute to the 1915 Jayhawker. In a letter received yesterday by Editor Harsh, Mr. Fitch declared his willingness to write for the Annual, and promised his manuscript within the next month. Don't overlook the big Pennant Sale at Griggs' this week - Adv. Mrs. Fitch was a K. U. Theta girl. LAWRENCE Business College Lawrence, Kansas Largest and best equipped business college Kansas. School occupies 2 floors Law- rence Bank building. YTE has equipment by machine. Write for sample of Stenotype notes and a catalog. Creator of Siswah College has Con sententions on his most generous Sketch for Jayhawker Clearance Sale on Pemnants all this week at Griggs'—Adv. SHUBERT Mat. Wed. Fri, Sat. Popular $1 60 40 mattresses Wed. and Fri. From the NEW YORK WINTER GARDEN WHIRLof the WORLD COMPANY OF 15 WITH HOWARD BROS But even as there is an end to all human delights, so is there to a dog's. Pi was just licking his chops in anticipation of a bone he was about to close in on when—Uhyl a professor's and clumsy and clunky with a forcible yank landed him on the floor in the midst of a shower of muff, handkerchiefs, pencils, powder-rags and note-books. But there the professor's violence ended. He fordere to heave the dog on out the door with his foot. And with his IVrine ivorine and a furred toffel wildered Pi moseyed around to a sunny patch on the floor in the back part of the room and went to sleep again. "A FEWTIMID WORDS" FROM GEORGE FITCH FOR ANNUAL But one day he committed an unforgivable breach of etiquette. While Miss Frances Irvine was at the board demonstrating the possibilities of an A E E proposition, pcoily climbed into her vacant chair, smoothed out her coat which was draped over the chair, adjusted her muff for a pillow, and nestled down beneath it. The boy went around the room, but the dog, wrapped in a heavenly dream, snored on. SPECIAL All K. U. Pennants one-fourth off this week at Griggs' — Adv. Don't overlook the big Penendant Sale at Griggs' this week. -Adv. The Pi U bulldog is a privileged character. He has the habit of attending Prof. Arthur Mitchell's 9:30 logic class, hunting up a warm sunny day and circling down for an hour's sleep. He usually has some fellow slumberers. FOR THIS WEEK ONLY $1.00 Fountain Pens for 85c $1.50 Fountain Pens for $1.25 $2.00 Fountain Pens for $1.65 These Pens are all Guaranteed by Wolf's Book Store PI US BULLDOG SLUMBERS WITH BOYS In Mitchell's Marning Class In Mitchell's Morning Class CITY CAFE 96 Mass. Home Phone Good Home Cooking Mrs. Russel Again in Charge Box Stationery All Grades—All Prices McCulloch's DrugStore That's the Santa Fe way—the only line to both Expositions. Pueblo Indian, petrified forests, painted deserts for you to see en route. And the Grand Canyon, earth's scrape marvel. Reduced forces during Expo- sition period. Ask for iliustrated folders about California. Send the Daily Kansan home. Potter Lake, Which Will Furnish Skating Tales Out o' School William Rench, a plumber of Caldwell, N. J., claims to be the donator to science of a way to hatch an egg in one day. In his experiment, Rench connected his steam boiler with an incubator increasing the heat twenty-one times. At the end he used it to heat the hen's chick pickling through his shell. Quite elated, the scientist ran upstairs for some infant chicken food. On getting back he found his chick had grown into a rooster and was crowing lustfully. This necessitated the obtaining of other food more rapidly than during search for this grub the 24-hour prodigy died of old age. Rensch, in vouching for the veracity of this narrative, says that the extra heat gave the chickens too fast a start--Chicago Examiner. "Darn um" is Right "Darn um scouts," whispered a dazed little Indian as she landed on terra firma after a slide down the women's building at Haskell Institute. Phyllis Burroughs, and Alonzo Busick, both graduates of the class of '14, were married at the Episcopal church, of Lawrence at 6 o'clock Saturday evening. EventuallyBinche Mullen, Jerry Simpson and Albert Teed were the only guests. After the ceremony, a delegation of Kappas and Kappa Sigma followed the bride and groom to Kansas City and having peace and quiet on the way to Kansas City after Tom Mulloy followed them through the car shouting, "If you just keep quiet, nobody will hear." And Mr. Busick will make their home in Kansas City, Kans., where Mr. Busick is practising law. The escape looks like a bright yellow water tower, but it contains an awful spiral of shining tin slide tracks, and the Indian girls hate it. Every time there is fire drill they have to spin-kerplunk down that tube, and then fall over themselves in their dizzy efforts to walk away. Other Horrors of War Other Horrors of War Do you like white socks? Even if you don't, you will have to wear them next summer—or go without. That is, if the prophecy of W. H. Rodebush, instructor in chemistry comes true. Since dyes are made chiefly in Germany, which is now involved in war, dyed stockings may go out of vogue and white ones come into style, according to Mr. Rohman. He said that women wear high price," he said. "In fact, people wearing black hosiery will be considered aristocrat." Hazel Teizel, of 1764 Louisiana is contemplating going home some week-end. The other morning at breakfast, she startled the people by saying: "Let's see. There's a train that leaves here at 8:30 o'clock on the morning. I could go out here to breakfast before breakfast. Well, I'd have to get up before breakfast anyway unless, I ate on the dinner." Even though you are an athlete you are supposed to have come to school to learn and to get your degree. Is this not right? However Charley Ise who played three years on the university football team back in 1904 00 days that he would rather lose his degree than to lose his K. He says that he is not alone in this as he has heard many K men say the same thing. It is told of a senior girl, who did not know Prof. Herbert W. Nutt, principal of the Oread Training School that she approached the man she took to be Professor Nutt and inquired "Are you Nutts?" Roy U. Stevens, of Kansas City, a sophomore in the College last year, was at the Sig Alph house for the first time and says he will be in school next year. Chas. D, Ise, '06, now county attorney of Montgomery county, was in town yesterday visiting his mother, Mrs. Rosa C. Ise. A visitor picking up a bottle in the cooking laboratory and reading HCL, said: "I am surprised to see HCL here of all places." "I am sure I don't see why," said the instructor. "You see I thought home economies cut out the high cost of living" the visitor answered. Biggest stock, and largest variety of pennants in town. Sale on this week. Don't miss it. Griggs'.—Adv. AMUSEMENTS All K. U., Pennants one-fourth off this week at Griggs' -- Adv. at the Bowerstock, Friday, Jan. 22. “Bringing up Father” as the financial and artistic success of a decade, which means that this title will be ignored for you cannot fool the American theatre-goving public into patronizing an unworthy attraction as they have patronized “Father.” This season Mr. Hill offers the attraction replete with the latest books, book music, scenery, and costumes, all of which will surpass that of last season if such a thing is possible. “Bringing up Father” will undoubtedly assume its place with “Ben Hur” and “Way Down East” as well as “The Pursuit of Love” that will never wear out. Secure seats early as the subscription list by mail is already very large—Adv. Don't overlook the big Pennant Sale at Griggs' this week.—Adv. TAKE YOUR HOME PAPER FIRST THEN SUBSCRIBE FOR The Kansas City Star and Times The Star and Times, reporting the full twenty-four hours' news each day in thirteen issues of the paper each week, are furnished to regular subscribers at the rate of 10 cents per week. As newspapers, The Star and The Times have no rivals. No other publisher furnishes his readers with the full day and night Associated Press reports, as does The Star and Times. This should recommend the papers especially to the progressive merchant and farmer. I deliver both The Star and Times to the subscriber's door promptly on arrival of trains. W. H. CHARLTON, Agt. Phone 608 "Carrolls" Give me a trial. Biggest stock, and largest variety on this week. "Don't miss it." KiraG. Meeting of El Ateneo the Spanish class at 3:30 tomorrow in Room 314 Chair BOWERSOCK THEATRE TUESDAY, JANUARY 19 "When Dreams Come True" The Delightful Musical Comedy of Youth Book and Lyrics by Philip Bartholomae Music by Silvio Hein ONE YEAR—NEW YORK AND CHICAGO SIX MONTHS—BOSTON AND PHILADELPHIA Presented with a Cast of Super-excellence Including FREDERICK SANTLEY and the Daintiest, Dressiest, Singing and Dancing Chorus Ever Seen 20 NEW AND TUNEFL SONGS—20 OF THE NEWEST DANCES The Aviation Waltz—Sandley Tango—Cubist Glide PRICES Evening 50c, 75c, $1.00, $1.50 Tickets on Sale at Round Corner Drug Store Beginning Friday Morning. Annual Sale of TABLE LINENS, TOWELS AND DOMESTICS Mrs. Boarding House and Roaming House keepers, we promise you that this is a chance to supply your linen and bedding closets at cheaper prices than you will have again for many a month. All cotton goods are cheaper than they have been for a long, long time, and all table linens are advancing each month. Better come in tomorrow. WEAVER'S Is now going on at this store BOWERSOCK THEATRE Wednesday, January 27 Henry W. Savage offers the tremendous dramatic spectacle EVERYWOMAN Original production with one hundred and fifty people and an entire symphony orchestra, just as shown at the Shubert Theatre, Kansas City, and in all leading American and European cities. Prices 50c, 75c, $1.00, $1.50 and a few at $2.00 Mail Orders Received Now—Address Sherman Wiggins