UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
Today AURORA Tuesday The College Theatre
Daniel Frohman Presents MARY PICKFORD in
"Cinderella"
Paramount Production in Five Parts
Wednesday—"THE LAST EGYPTIAN"
Photo Play DeLuxe
STATIONERY—
The very best quality. We have the style to suit, at prices to suit.
RAYMOND DRUG STORE
819 Mass. St.
Have you rented that typewriter yet? Now is the time you will need one to write those themes. Here is the place to get it. All makes for rent, from $1.00 to $3.00 per month.
MORRISON & BLIESNER
Phones 164 Eldridge House Corner
Charles W. Rose, a senior in the College, and dahez S. Parker, a junior in the law school, went to Kansas City, Wednesday expecting to return with an auto belonging to Mr. Parker. They had a breakdown at Bonner Springs and were unable to proceed any farther.
Marguerite Gregory, a junior in the College was loath to return to the University after the vacation for she was having to good a time at Coffeyville with a riding horse. Though having a new machine at her disposal during the vacation, she preferred the horseback riding.
Tales Out o' School
One of the main features of the investigation Saturday was the report made out in full on what is the matter with K. U. by Wayne Wingert, in writing mind you, and not turned in. The feature carries its mainness in the fact that no report was necessary.
Pinky came into the office where the "witnesses" were waiting to be called in and seeing some of them writing at a desk asked what they were. *Ling*. He was told by those at the office to report that he was a report for the committee. Immediately Pinky wanted to make out a report of his own, for Pinky has ideas of his own about the University of Kansas. By cooperation the men at the desk gave our help to the Student Council Daily Kansan, Student Union—etc., topics all dear to the heart of Pinky (Passage of two hours while Pinky
(Passage of two hours while Pinky writes.)
Afternoon. Long wait in out尔厅 of investigation room. Pinky must catch train at 3:50 o'clock. Tempus fugit. Pinky nervous. Door opens. No call for Pinky. Door opens again. Still no call. Pinky very nervous. "As a candidate for degree" he must have his sav. But——
Dern that investigation Pinky musc
get that train. And off our hero
goes, carrying with him a sheaf of
report.
Those waiting in the hall smile.
A wee white dog of the long hairied species strolled into the drawing room of the Midway club, 1042 Ohio, Monday morning. He was immediately adopted by the club and christened "Middy" by Bob Evans. For twenty-four hours Middy was the lion of the club. Then he discovered the way to the kitchen and an order for his immediate deportation was issued.
An athletic event not on the schedule is soon to be pulled off. Milton Baker and Arch Grady, K men, have bet a banana split on which can run the quarter mile in the least time. Grady says he can make in 40 flat on such a bet. No date has been set for the contest.
"I am going to church," said Johnny Niles, in reply to comments on his appearance Sunday night. Half an hour later one of the men at his house
called up 1336 Tennessee for a data and was told, "I am sorry, but Mr. Niles is here."
Told by Prof. George W. Stratton in Chemistry class; "During my graduate course in Ohio, a student read a paper on the life and work of Moissan, the great French chemist, especially noted for investigations carried on at extremely high temperatures. The student had expected that Moissan had died within the year, and concluded his paper with this sentence: 'Moissan is continuing his work at high temperatures.'"
Prof. William B. Downing to meeting of Glee Club: "I feel like the follow at the boarding chair whose duty it was to say greet you." He read Hub, 1318, which reads thus: "The same yesterday, today, and forever. Amen."
The following item appeared in a country newspaper recently: "Ray Brewer was home for the vacation, a sophomore and a fellow at K U."
"It's awful the way people take things around this newspaper office," said Maureen McKernan. "I left some gum sticking to this table and
Lydia Tomlinson's father, of Independence, spent a few hours with her Wednesday evening on his way to Touthern Indiana to watch the warden of the state penitentiary.
The Pi Phis and Thetas had a little competition Wednesday in entertaining different members of the faculty at dinner at the sorority houses.
Miss Maria Benson, of the drawing and painting department has been unable to meet her classes for the past week on account of sickness. She will probably be unable to return to her work for two weeks.
Ralph Bennett, architectural engineer, of Pueblo, Colorado, has withdrawn from school. Bennett is still a student at night d戒 at the Eldridge house.
Send the Daily Kansan home.
No Brimstone or Hot Bricks for Prof.
R. A. Schwegler—Believes in Abstract Punishment
BELIEVES IN HELL BUT CAN'T DESCRIBE FURNITURE
"I am perfectly willing to subscribe to the existence of a hell or of a heaven," said Prof. Raymond A. Schwegler in discussing the possibilities of the hereafter, "if only you don't begin to specify the kind of furniture that is going to be used in them. I divide all mankind into one class, and that class will find in the next life a continuation of the pose we developed in this. Heaven or hell will be simply the unfolding of the powers which we have built into ourselves on this side of the water.
"The early teachers of Christianity used fire and brimstone as figures to describe the indefinable state into which evil would bring man. It is not to be supposed that an attack but an appeal to people used to dealing only with concrete terms. The idea of a concrete hell was an upgrowth of later centuries, arising largely from the doctrines of heathenism and debausement as appeal to the imagination and was an effective missionary agent.
"Whether the future will furnish the possibility of rectifying the mistakes of the present is an unsolved question. If we only knew something about it, we would calculate the future. Cut off from both, we have the helpless to guess either."
NELLIE MAY STEVENSON
IS MOVED TO HER HOME
Leon M. Bocker, who was hurt in the same accident, is reported as doing nicely. His mother is here from Solomon.
Averill B. Cludas a freshman in the School of Engineering, is at his home in Minneapolis, on account of sickness.
Nellie May Stevenson, who was injured in the coasting accident on December 30, has been moved to the home street, from the Sims Hospital.
Quiz Week--As the Student Sees It
THEATRE VARSITY
William Fox presents WILLIAM FARNUM IN Henri Bernstein's Modern Society Drama
"SAMSON"
Attractions Extraordinary Daily
(Not a Biblical Play)
A production of tremendous force and sustained dramatic action of Charles Frohman's society "Samson" of today. Complete in five acts.
TODAY—ONE DAY ONLY
IF YOU ARE NOT A CUSTOMER OF
IF YOU ARE NOT A CUSTOMER OF
THE FLOWER SHOP
Turn over a new leaf in 1915 and be one of our many SATISFIED customers.
825¾ MASS.
PHONES 621
MERCHANTS REPRESENTING 46 TOWNS NOW ENROLLED
Registration Now Larger Than That of Former Years—Many More Cities Inquiring
"The registration in the Merchants' Short Course is now much larger than any former year," said Prof. F.R. Hamilton, head of the University extension department this morning. Merchants have registered from forty-six towns and the registrations are still arriving and also many inquiries are being received as merchants asking as fees for the course under general information subject. There are no free charged for any of the courses or lectures and the only expenses to visiting merchants will be actual expenses
He is well pleased with the inter-
charge of the work by the merchants of the state.
Professor Hamilton is trying to get rooms in private homes to accommodate the merchandise needs of women in the short course and those having rooms should notify Professor Hamilton and say if they want men or women. "We need many more rooms as the request for rooms has exceeded the number."
The following towns are represented in the registrations: Stafford, Pittsburgh, Larned, Iola, Junction City, Pratt, Axelt, Topea, Herington, Leroy, Altoona, Lawrence, Gas, Arkansas City, Humboldt, Osatawatomie, Corning, Marion, Lost Springs, Det Soo, Clay Center, Denison, Emporia, Hill City, Garnett, Emphoria, Horford, Wichita, Stockton, Eureka, Medicine Lodge, Marysville, Viola, Chepey, Burlingame, Kansas City, Kans., Tonganoxie, Garden City, St. George, Benton, Sterling, Olpe, and Greensburg.
From the following towns come inquiries as to the fees charged and other information that we need to attend the course. Coldwater, Arkansas City,
DANCING—Let Eccentric George Do It.
DANGING - Let Eccentric George Do It
Kansas City Favorit's Dance Orchestra
George I.  McQuerry Eccentric Voluntist and his union Orchestra has the all-time greatest score.
For your most exclusive Social Gatherings,
Receptions, Dances, Weddings or Week-End
Parties, think of George or William.
Call me at 714-362-5900. City, Mo.
Midtown Bistro 8100 or 000 East 16th St.
Jingle, Hostitation, CastleWalk, One Step,
Hold Your Head, Dance With Me, Gavette,
Gavette L, La Fido, Ta Tac, Furano,
Furano, Furano, Furano, Furano, Furano,
Parties, think or george or George, Call me at my address, Kansas City, Mo. Visit us at Kansas City 8150, or East 16th East. Local address - Oocar Major, 1345 Ky. Our motto: It Costs Little to Have the Best!
THE ORCHESTRA WITH A LOT OF PEP
Larned, Clay Center, Medicine Lodge,
Caldwell, Topeka, Wathena, Burlington,
Hill City, Marysville and Lyndon.
Of Course
**OF COURSE**
"Irene," said Dorothy the other night, "do you know anything about the astronomy course on the Hill?"
"Well," answered Irene, "I know they take field trips at night to study the stars, and you always have to have a date to go on them."
A moment later Dorothy sought out Helen.
"Helen, they say that the astronomy course on the Hill is perfectly wonderful. One can get an awful lot out of it. Let's take it."
"NORMAN" The NEWEST
ARROW COLLAR
Clett, Fehschy & Co., Inc. Makers
ARROW COLLARS AND SHIRTS for sale by Johnson & Carl
THESE DEALERS SUPPLY STUDENT WANTS A TRADE DIRECTORY OF PROGRESSIVE LAWRENCE MERCHANTS WHO WELCOME UNIVERSITY CUSTOMERS
A merchant who cares enough about getting your trade to ask for it by advertising cares enough about KEEPING your trade to see that you are well pleased with what his store does for you. That is one of the several reasons why it pays to patronize the advertiser.
Barbers
Go where they all go
J. C. HOUCK
913 Mass.
BURT WADHAMS
Don't annoy the dealer who "Doesn't Want Student Trade." See how completely your wants are supplied by the firms represented on this page and by the other regular advertisers in The Daily Kansan.
"College Inn Barber Shop"
F.I. CARTER
Typewriters, Stationery and
Engineers' Supplies.
1025 Mass.
Banks
Books and Stationery
Banks
WATKINS'
NATIONAL BANK
Capital $100,000
Surplus and Profits $100,000
The Student Depository.
J. A. KEELER, books, stationery,
wall paper, school supplies, pictures,
and picture framing. Quiz books 5
for 10 cents. 939 Mass.
Cafes
F.I.CARTER
For a good clean place to eat, where you don't get "gryped" go to the MARKET CAFE, Room 1, Perkins Building.
A Good Place To Eat At Anderson's Old Stand Johnson & Tuttle, Proprietors 715 Massachusetts Street
Druggists
CONKLIN SELF-FILLING FOUNTAIN PENS
Student Headquarters
For Fruits, Candies, and Cligars
WINDMILL GROCERY
Grocers
McColloch's Drug Store
For Fruits, Candies, and - Cigars
Jewelers
Insurance
Are Now on Sale at
900 Miss. Both Phones 413
Student Headquarters
Ladies' Tailors
WILLIAM LA COSSE, Fancy and
Staple Groceries, Bell 618. 1301 Kg.
FIRE INSURANCE, LOANS and abstracts. E. J. Hilky, People's Bank Building. Bell 155; Home 2202.
FRANK E. BANKS. Ins., and abstracts of Title. Room 3, F. A. A. Building.
ED. W. PARSONS, Engraver,
Watchmaker and Jeweler.. Diamonds
and Jewelry. Beil Phone 717. 717
Mass.
MRS. EMMA BROWN-SCHULTZ,
(next to Anderson's Bakery). Dress-
making and Ladies' Tailoring, Remo-
deling of every description.
MRS. LUCAN
bell 929 846 Mass.
Dressmaking and Ladies' Tailoring,
Also Dancing Frocks.
Millinery
WANTED -Ladies to call at Mrs. McCormick's up-to-date millinery parlors to inspect our new line of hats. 831 Mass St.
Miscellaneous
Tobacco, Cigars, Pipes Also Manufacturers Of Pierson's Success, Hand Made, Robert Hudson Cigars. Aug. J. Pierson 902 Mass
Business College
Lawrence, Kansas.
Largest and best equipped business college in Kansas. School occupies 2 floors of the campus. STENO-TYPE or shorthand by machine. Write for Stenotype note and a catalog
Pantatoriums
Pantatoriums
C. W. STEEPER
Cleaning, Pressing and Remodeling Club For up-to-date men and women 10 years K. U.—Satisfactory results. Satisfaction Guaranteed. A. H. Frost, K. J. Wilhelmsen, Agts. Bell 1434 924 La.
Plumbers
PHONE KENNEDY PLUMBING CO., for gas goods and Mazda lamps. 937 Mass. Phones 658.
Printing
A. G. ALRICH
PRINTING
Printing
Binding, Copper Plate Printing,
Rubber Stamps, Engraving, Steel
Die Embossing, Seals, Badges.
744. Mass, Street.
Stationery, Dance Programs, Cards,
Engraved or Printed.
BULLOCK PRINTING Co.
bowsersock Bldg. Bell Phone 379
Printing
Professional Cards
Professional Cards
A. J. ANDERSON, M. D. Office 715
B. S. HARRIS, M. D. Office 715
A. J. ANDERSON, M. D., Office 718
Vt. St. Phone 124.
J. R. BECHTEL, M. D., D. O. 833
Massachusetts Street. Both phones.
J. R. BROCK, Optometrist and Specialist in Scientific Glass Fitting.
Office 802 Mass. St. Bell phone 695.
DR. H. L. CHAMBERS. Office over Squire's Studio. Both phones.
W. C. M. CONNOR. Physician and外科医生. Office 802 Mass. St. Bell
399. Home 9342. Residence. 1346
Tenn. St. Bell 1023. Home 639.
S. T. GILLISPIE, M. D. Office corner Verment and Warren St. Residence 728 Ind. Phone 596.
G. HAMMER. Eye, ear, nose, mouth. Glasses fitted. Satisfaction Guaranteed. Dick Bldg.
DR. H. W. HAYNE. Oculist, Lawrence, Kansas.
G. W. JONES, A. M., M. D. Disease. The stomach, sun, and gynaecology. Study A, A. B. Residence. 1201 Ohio St. Both phones.
DR. H. T. JONES, Room 12, F. A. A.
DR. H. T. JONES, Room 12, F. A. A.
Bldg. Residence 1130 Tenn. Phones
211.
Professional Cards
J. W. O'BRYAN, Dentist. Over Wilson's Drug Store. Bell Phone 507.
HARRY REDING. M. D. Eye, ear,
nose and throat. Glasses fitted.
Office. F. A. A. Bldg. Phones, Bell
113. Home 512.
Shoe Shops
FORNEY SHOE SHOP, 1017 Mass.
St. Don't make a mistake. All work
guaranteed.
**Students' Shoe Shop**
O. B. URGET, PROP.
1107 Mass. St.
Good Work a Specialty. Prices Right.
We Also Repair and Cover Parasols.
Upholstering and repairing of
Furniture, Cushions and Mattresses.
Vern. J. W. HOUK. Bell 620
Blue Ribbon Shoe Shop,
836½ Mass.
Shoes repaired while you wait by
up-to-date machinery.
Tailors
FRANK KOCH
"THE TAILOR"
Full Line of Fall Suits
R. E. PROTSCH
THE STUDENTS'
TAILOR.