UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
Friday AURORA Saturday The College Theatre
Henry W. Savage presents EDWARD ABELES in the celebrated farce success
"The Million"
Paramount Production
Five Reels
Monday and Tuesday Mary Pickford in "CINDERELLA" PARAMOUNT
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Good Home Cooking Mrs. Russel Again in Charge
Box Stationery All Grades—All Prices McCulloch's DrugStore
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Has much to do with its attractiveness. If you intrust us with the framing of them, you will be surprised at how much prettier they seem.
The Frame About the Picture
Try us with a few at first.
The result will induce you to send us the others.
WOLF'S BOOK STORE
SHUBERT Malinees Wed. & Sat.
SECOND I AND LAST WEEK
A PAIR OF SIXES
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WEDNESDAY MATINEE. BEST SEATS
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That's the Santa Fe way — the only line to both Expositions. Pueblo Indians, petrified forests, painted deserts for you to see en route. And the Grand Canyon of Arizona, earth's scenic marvel.
Reduced fax during Expo-
sition period. Ack for illus-
tated folders about California,
the Expositions
Tales Out o' School
W. W. Burnett Agt., Lawrence
The French D'Islande. They have just come to that thrilling point in the story where the delinquent and innocent girl is suddenly added realization that the heroine is the "One girl in the world for him." A third party, the grandmother of the girl, who is merely a spectator (superfluous), is much interested in the scene and wishes to hasten it to a
"Embrarsez-vous, mes infants," she admonishes them.
"Embrace yourselves, children",
translates to "be mainly practical and
professional students."
"Mon Dieu, monsieur," splitters Professor Ward "Use your imagination."
"Little is known of the dates of Saphop and Alcaceus," said Prof. S. M. Wilcox to his class in Greek poetry when they were discussing the two famous lovers, possibly who kept in the dark. Why not?
One of Frank Miller's instructors has been worried for the last week or so. "Miller is a Phi Gam and I always thought that they were the neatest boys on the Hill. But lately Miller has been coming to class with an awfully dirty upper lip and seemed to get it better." Yesterday, he sat on my desk to talk with me and I discovered that he was raising a mustache."
"This has been a dry week for me," said Prof. L. E. Sissen when asked to tell something unusual that had happened lately.
He's nothing on our advertising manager.—Ed. note.
Prof. W. A. McKeever went to Kansas City a short time ago to attend a meeting of the Welfare Board. Along towards the end of the meeting he was called on to give his ideas as to ancestors. He rose to the top and taught all of us had some ancestors who were not exactly honest. In a few minutes he left the meeting and walked off with some other man's overcoat.
Doyle L. Buckles, freshman College, who stays at Bill Spicer's, keeps a diary. He took his diary home Christmas and by some chance or mischance, a brown-eyed little school teacher at home, said he read the names of Buck's dates this fall. After more years and columns of explanation the storm was quieted, but when Buck returned to school he forgot to leave his home date because the girl got hold of it. Another storm ensued, which at the time of ging to press, had not fully subsided.
(Rewritten by Ed. Stan).
Great minds run..., and college editors run over the same paper cans. Some time ago John M. Henry, who otters oats when the Kansan is scooped headed for the machines in the back office with a handful of copy. He struck the paper can en
route (see darned-looking L-shaped place on managing editor's trousers). Yesterday morning. John M. Gleissner, who lambats Governor Capper with white space, pursued the same route, with a resultant ***/**/**/!!!!! After a conference of the editorial staff a cub removed the can.
Grace Wilson, a senior in the College, has been sick for several days and yesterday was taken to her home in Betton, Missouri, by her mother. Miss Wilson hopes to return in time for the final examinations as she completes her college work at the end of this semester.
A university education does some people very little good. Bud Ritter, a senior College, still calls a string of flats "pancakes."
Mr. and Mrs. Arlie Hendrick of Kansas City, and their small daughter, Barbara Jane, aged two and a half, spent last week-end at the Theta house. Barbara Jane made a great hit with everybody, but she showed her versatility on the miniature, by changing the words of a Theta song, and warbling loudly on all occasions, "Oh I want to be a Beta!"
Prof. G. B. Putnam, of the department of economics, will deliver an address Friday morning at Topeka before State House to host his annual meeting in that city. Professor Putnam's subject is, "Rural Credit in Kansas."
The department of entomology is making plans for state work during the coming spring. Prof. S. J. Hunter, head of the department, does not care to have the nature of this work assured that the work this year will be more extensive and thorough than it has ever been before.
Mrs. D. L. Eddy, speaking to the girls at Y. W. C. A. told this story: "My brother once returned to his Alma Mater years after he had graduated, to do some special work. One day he got into conversation with a youth who bore all the earmarks of a freshman, big, awkward, and very shy. As they parted, she shook his head and said 'If I can ever do anything for you, just come around and see me.' My name is Eddy.'
"Thanks awfully" stammered the freshman, 'mine's Willie."
Cherry Kearton, the famous photographer of wild animals, says that during the seige of Antwerp a dog and a cat followed him down the street. "As the shells burst," says Mr. Kearton, "the dog went dodging from side to side of the city." A cat is naturally used to being bombarded and besides he has eight lives advantage on the dog."
—N. G. and C. J.
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Glimpses of Lawrence
THEATRE VARSITY
Shubert-Brady Production Admission TEN CENTS
Shubert Presents the Emotional Broadway Star
TODAY-
ALICE BRADY in REV. JOHN SNYDER'S Book and Play "AS YE SOW"
Complete in FIVE Magnificent Acts
Tomorrow—"IN TUNE WITH THE WILD" and one of Bray's Comedy Cartoon Subjects; also Pathe's News Film
Kansan Cub at Work
About 121,000 trees were planted by the forestry department of the University of Michigan during last spring and summer, to promote the re-forestation of rural districts. The trees were grown in the university nursery.
Tiger Women Sure of Building
Nebraska Plans Big Night
Nebraska is making great plans for its All University Night this year
to make sure the stunts a complete surprise by keeping them secret until the night of their performance.
Send the Daily Kansan home.
Tiger Women Sure of Building
Women at the University. Missouri are so confident that the school is going to have a women's Building in the near future. That they are already making plans for its furnishings. A vaudeville show will be put on soon and the proceeds placed in keeping as a nest egg for the furnishing of the building—after it is built.
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The Delightful Musical Comedy of Youth
BOWERSOCK THEATRE TUESDAY, JANUARY 19
"When Dreams Come True"
Book and Lyrics by Philip Bartholomae
Music by Silvio Hein
ONE YEAR—NEW YORK and CHICAGO
SIX MONTHS—BOSTON and PHILADELPHIA
Presented with a Cast of Super-excellence
Including FREDERICK SANTLE and the Daintiest, Dressiest, Singing and Dancing Chorus Ever Seen
20 NEW AND TUNEFUL SONGS—20 OF THE NEWEST DANCES
The Aviation Waltz—Sandley Tung—Cubist Glide
PRICES Evening 50c, 75c, $1.00, $1.50
Tickets on Sale at Round Corner Drug Store Beginning Friday Morning.